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Topic: Have you been to Church today?

Green started this discussion 7 months ago #34,674

I have and I'm happy.
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
No, I'm an evil atheist and wear a fedora. 6 50%
Yes, I am a true believer. 4 33%
I went to Tesco instead. 2 17%
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #478,112

I went yesterday. There is only one holy Sabbath.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 27 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #478,114

God doesn't exist.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,121

No. I was working.

@previous
Also this. It's pointless. There is no magical tyrant in the sky threatening to damn you if you don't worship him.

The Captain !PundosRBSM joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,125

@previous

You should be fine as long as you don't skip church three Sundays in a row and wear your khakis.

Anonymous D replied with this 7 months ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,126

@previous
m8, church is having a giggle. Am do paid work or if no work then relax.

Gman joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,143

Here's who I worshipped thus morning.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,146

@OP
Are you Christian or atheist today?

dibble concrete !iH0dKz0pn2 joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 32 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,148

@previous
obvoiusly hes tescoian

Green (OP) replied with this 7 months ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,210

I don't think I'll be going to church again.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 7 months ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,215

@previous
Why not?

The Captain !PundosRBSM replied with this 7 months ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,218

@478,210

Were you molested?

Anonymous H replied with this 7 months ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,221

@previous
i think greens too old to be molested

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 7 months ago, 30 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,237

Church is having a chuckle m8

Green (OP) replied with this 7 months ago, 20 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,243

@478,218
I was molested by the signs saying I could have a £1000 fine by drinking on the premises.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,244

@previous
You should have twatted those signs a good one m8!

Green (OP) replied with this 7 months ago, 26 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,247

I don't think religion is compatible with my original programming.

The Captain !PundosRBSM replied with this 7 months ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,264

@478,243

That's ridiculous. Jesus was a winemaker.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,279

@previous
and they drink wine as part of their satanic rituals
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