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Topic: Is it normal for my girlfriend not to moan, and be emotionless during sex?

Anonymous A started this discussion 7.1 years ago #3,261

I have a 7 inch penis 5 inch thick, and I slam into her as hard and fast as I can, but it's like doing a meaty robot.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7.1 years ago, 24 seconds later[^] [v] #58,924

Yeah.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,926

> he doesn't know hot to perform oral.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW joined in and replied with this 7.1 years ago, 54 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,928

Most women can't orgasm from vaginal penetration. Also, it's not pleasant to be penetrated with the force of a fucking jackhammer.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 joined in and replied with this 7.1 years ago, 16 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,929

@58,926 (C)
This. Most women wont ever achieve orgasm from penetration. As well, you should talk to her (crazy idea I know) and let her know it is something you enjoy. If she doesn't know you like those noises she wont know to make them.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 double-posted this 7.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,933

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
That's not true. While it is a very small percent, there are women that will only be able to orgasm from penetration. Generally these women are multi-orgasmic and do not respond well to direct stimulation.

hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb joined in and replied with this 7.1 years ago, 8 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,936

> 5 inch thick

Anonymous C replied with this 7.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,938

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
@58,928 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
This happens when guys get their Sex ED from porn.
@58,929 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6) here

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 7.1 years ago, 58 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,939

@previous (C)
I agree completely. Porn is definitely harmful in that regard.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 7.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,941

@58,938 (C)
I blame porn for young men's fascination with anal.

Anonymous C replied with this 7.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,942

@previous (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
I just don't get that one... :/

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7.1 years ago, 10 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,943

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
Completely untrue.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 7.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,944

@58,942 (C)
I don't either. Of course I was curious, and had to try it. It's too much effort for such little pay off, and my partner got nothing from it except extreme discomfort.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 7.1 years ago, 4 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,945

@58,943 (H)
Most women can't come from penetration alone, even when it feels great.

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

Anonymous H replied with this 7.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,946

@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
I was refuting this statement:
> or even feel very good from just vaginal penetration.

But, I know. You really don't have to tell me that.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 7.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,948

@previous (H)
Really though, a lot of women don't enjoy penetration. Being very thick helps, but length doesn't matter.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7.1 years ago, 19 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,949

@58,928 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
I was gentle at lots of most time.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 7.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #58,955

@previous (A)
That's a strange sentence. But seriously, give her an orgasm first and then penetrate her.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW double-posted this 7.1 years ago, 32 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #59,007

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
I wouldn't. Most men are too tired after they come themselves.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 7.1 years ago, 26 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #59,009

Now that it's all been pretty much said and done.
> meaty robot
fuckin' lol'd

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #59,016

@58,955 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
I'm only tired after the 3rd or 4th round.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 7.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #59,017

@previous (A)
Sure.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 7.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #59,022

@59,016 (A)
Are you 12 or something? I'm only 23 and I generally need at least an hour before I can go again.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #59,028

@59,017 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
It's true. I'm making up for lost time...

protip !tyLmN8C16E joined in and replied with this 7.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #59,037

o.O

lrn2 oral

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 7.1 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #59,038

@59,028 (A)
Okay.

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 7.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #59,045

@OP

> I have a 7 inch penis 5 inch thick

whatthefuckamIreading.bat

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7.1 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #59,055

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
Shut up.

Anonymous H replied with this 7.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #59,061

@58,948 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
> Really though, a lot of women don't enjoy penetration.
I do.
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
> asshole.
Well that was unnecessary. ;_;

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 7.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #59,068

Think about the dimensions. A 7x5 penis would be a big CHODE. You might as well be tapping her cunt with a rubber mallet.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #59,070

I mean 5 inch circumference.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 7.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #59,073

@59,061 (H)
I believe you!

protip !tyLmN8C16E replied with this 7.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #59,079

5 inches circumference is 1.59 inches across, bros.

The Owl !yshAAUvyds joined in and replied with this 7.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #59,200

5-inch thick master race, report in!

Feelsgoodman.jpg

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 7.1 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #60,303

Ok so guys after reading this thread how do I make a virgin girl have great first sex? I'm also a virgin guy.

The Owl !yshAAUvyds replied with this 7.1 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #60,305

@previous (M)

You cna do whatever you want and pretend that that's how it is.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 7.1 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #60,306

@60,303 (M)
You don't? Just don't expect it to be mind blowing. Understand that it gets better the more you do it.

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw joined in and replied with this 7.1 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #60,307

She hates you and wants to fuck niggers

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 7.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #60,313

Standard rape defence tactic. Lay motionless. Do not show any signs of pain or pleasure.

Anonymous M replied with this 7.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #60,460

@60,307 (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
She's Chinese, her parents hate blacks. And so does she :3

Anonymous M double-posted this 7.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #60,461

No, but seriously, all I know is what porn tells me. After prom night she told me she'd be ready for sex. So guys. I want her to feel great and then I can get laid for it.

namj joined in and replied with this 7.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #60,465

@previous (M)
lolprom

faggot !26D7I/H7YY joined in and replied with this 7.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #60,475

@previous (namj)
haha fat girlfriend

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 7.1 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #60,491

@previous (faggot !26D7I/H7YY)
At least he has one, you fucking mook.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW double-posted this 7.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #60,495

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
Me too.

Anonymous C replied with this 7.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #60,546

@60,491 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
> mook
Sure is TVtrops in hurr.

Anonymous C double-posted this 7.1 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #60,547

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
Nope, lurk more.
It's gil's.

Anonymous C triple-posted this 7.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #60,552

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
Guy who works in a fastfoodchain, is a nerd and draws, a passion his gf shares.
is very sensitive when people insult her, because she has a tendency to take insults n the internet to heart and react to them by curling up in the fetal position and refusing to eat for days.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 7.1 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #60,574

@60,546 (C)
What?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mook

The Owl !yshAAUvyds replied with this 7.1 years ago, 18 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #61,082

@60,552 (C)

> Guy who works in a fastfoodchain, a passion his gf shares.

lol

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 4.9 years later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,056

Bump for the new dance craze sweeping the nation, the "Meaty Robot."

Anonymous L replied with this 2.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,078

Let's play Guess The OP

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 27 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,083

@58,928 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
Why do you assume that OP is penetrating his girlfriend's vagina with the force of a jackhammer, and not, in fact, her anus?

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,084

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Don't make me shun you

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 2.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,085

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
He could, indeed, be penetrating her throat with the force of a jackhammer.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 25 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,086

@639,056 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
> and I slam into her as hard and fast as I can

So like you bump this topic yet never added advice 5 years ago.
Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 2.2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,087

@previous (Syntax)
OP has it under control I think. Meaty robot. It's cool.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 2.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,089

@639,086 (Syntax)
Is 5 years ago a 15 minute drive from you?

Syntax replied with this 2.2 years ago, 27 seconds later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,090

@639,087 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Anyway.
You ready to step in2 Gloria's shoes in near future?

!MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,092

This poster is the most honest gynocratic mangina I've ever seen comment on the inherent flaws of femininity's "passive"-to-a-pathology nature.

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,095

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
Fake autphag detected.
Missing 3000 word salad garbage

Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,098

@639,092 (!MLHqI35Srs)
shut the fuck up

!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 2.2 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,110

@previous (X)
Yes r04r, seethe more with rage per your namesake.

r04r joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 59 seconds later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,113

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
You're insane and seeing ghosts. Again. Please stop randomly pinging me in the ##minichan-log irc channel. Just fuck off.

!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 2.2 years ago, 41 seconds later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,115

@previous (r04r)
?
Whoever that is, it isn't me; I know this because I don't even go on the network your room is hosted. My home is /cow/'s room on Rizon. Why your delusional, egocentric lesbian LSD-head thinks I'd ever entertain spending time with somebody so socially noxious is beyond me.

(Edited 57 seconds later.)

r04r replied with this 2.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,116

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
Minichan topics and replies get relayed there. You keep mentioning my name when your delusions lead you to believe that I am harassing you anonymously.

Anonymous W replied with this 2.2 years ago, 56 seconds later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,117

@639,115 (!MLHqI35Srs)
Given you're dumb enough to use a psychopath's trip code. You have to take the fall for all psychopath's.
Guilty as charged.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 13 seconds later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,118

@639,085 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
owwwwww

Anonymous Z-3 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 33 seconds later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,119

@639,095 (W)

I’m not certain if I’d ever fully recovered. You used the manumit of clinical misdirection disproportionately blowing above station the severity of an otherwise barely relevant condition in justification of the mouth”, it would only further serve to reinforce the idea of my ideals, which would have your sickly maligned Marxist ideologues and even the old Heeb (and I’m sorry if I’ve missed the etymology of ‘[redacted]’ as to emphasize the stretching of their OODA Observe, Orient, Decide, and Act (misnomously referred "cognitive empathic" loops) speeds up its cycle commensurately with the inherently politicized apparatus of psychiatry. Medically predicated upon the constriction of all Aspergian determination is now seen only by the Wicca-esque confines of Feminist sororital dormatories. Their calumny of the highly impassioned Aspergian cadres amongst your counterparts. Though, young Aspergian, may you yet unsafely tread these damningly precarious times as they impendingly unfold.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 2.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,124

@639,118 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
I think it is.

!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 2.2 years ago, 47 seconds later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,125

@639,116 (r04r)
Well you had an indignant tone as if I'd intentionally done all that. The truth is, I'd no real way of knowing and so the accusation of egocentrism still stands. Not everyone has a telepathic keyhole into the workings of your site. Your belief that they do is indicative of some sort of autism-with-psychotic-features type deal.

Anonymous Z-4 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,127

@639,119 (Z-3)
I am not reading all this stuff.

r04r replied with this 2.2 years ago, 12 seconds later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,128

@639,125 (!MLHqI35Srs)
You keep being a delusional bucket of shit. I've already told you before that I am not harassing you anonymously. I don't know what your problem with me is, but stop trying to include me in your drama.

!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 2.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,130

@previous (r04r)
It's primarily that you're an inveterate liar ("hurr durr I've never dropped a UID or used an auxillary one, honest"), have stirred shit with my in the past by misattributing to 'sperging' what you're incapable of understanding and accordingly banning me in frustration for it (one time on IRC if I recall), and manage to combine the most obnoxious combination of feminine antagonistic essence and autistic obtuseness I've ever seen in one individual. Sorry if you find that insulting, I'm not even trying to: that's my honest conviction and I write this more out of annoyance than anything.

If you get implicated in conspiracies by me, you've your writing style, syntax, behaviour and tone, and my reliable patternization thereof, to blame.

r04r replied with this 2.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,131

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
All I'll say is this: I've seen you "call out" anons before several times in the past few weeks. Every time I saw you do that you were wrong. Without fail. I'm being serious here. Your "reliable patternization" is unreliable as shit.

Anonymous Z-5 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 20 seconds later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,132

@639,130 (!MLHqI35Srs)
Will you please just shut the fuck up!

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,134

@639,078 (L)
It was me. And I over exaggerated my penis size.

!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 2.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,137

@639,131 (r04r)
Yes because nobody here uses disguises.
Nobody here thinks they're Robbie Rotten from Lazytown or some kitsche children's caricature of a spy of that sort. Nope, we're all honest here, not exchanging allibis or covers or whatever. Nope!

r04r replied with this 2.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,138

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
No, it's literally other posters. You realize I can see all that, right?

!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 2.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,139

@previous (r04r)
What I mean is, all it takes to change UID is for someone to give them the memorable details for theirs via. IRC PM or Skype. They can emulate a rough approximation of the original UID's location via. VPN. I'm sure there's a lot you can see, but it's easily confounded. Tagteam trolling efforts have taken pervasively against me this year.

(Edited 34 seconds later.)

r04r replied with this 2.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,140

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
There is no user-to-user PM system, so they'd have to know and contact each others outside of minichan. Anyway, lol no on fucking does that

Anon X-1 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,142

@639,139 (!MLHqI35Srs)
All you are saying is that you were dumb enough to hand over your ID.
Make a tin foil hat to protect you from aliens. You and conspiracy theories. Grow a pair of balls Please

Anonymous Z-8 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 35 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,146

@639,130 (!MLHqI35Srs)
lol it wasn't her and everybody hates you
Just shut up-a already

Anonymous B replied with this 2.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,147

@639,139 (!MLHqI35Srs)
Are you saying that people care enough about you to co-ordinate some continual trolling operation against you, involving constant UID swapping and private messages?

Yeah, no, you're not that important.

!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 2.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,149

@previous (B)
You're really going to substitute meretriciously exuded hyperfeminine snark and sass for a genuinely convincing explanation, such as that, contrarily, it would be because of my unimportance and your disdain that you would be additionally motivated thereto? It is easier to apply willing malice to a perceived weakling than bumbling incompetence to the righteously indignated.

@639,146 (Z-8)
If a nothing like yourself represents "everyone", I'd hate to see how inconsequential these moronically sinuous collusive scurriers are.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous Z-9 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,151

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
we already know that you think that you are better than anyone just shut up ok
You are the worst

!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 2.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,153

@previous (Z-9)
I'm not just better; I have, in eschewing concepts of placement and felicity, and avoiding a frame of comparative reference, transcended rank altogether.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous Z-10 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,154

@639,078 (L)
MAtthew ROsteet MIller

Anonymous B replied with this 2.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,155

@639,149 (!MLHqI35Srs)
And you respond with more of your buzzwords. Naturally.

I'm mildly curious how much you're a troll, and how much you're legitimately weird. I think you're definitely both, but it's the ratio that's ambiguous.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 49 seconds later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,156

Can we please just enjoy the phrase "meaty robot"?

!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 2.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,157

@639,155 (B)
> I can't read, so let me be dismissive

Yeah, no, you're the one resorting to buzz-sentiments. It's transparently estrogenic of you.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 2.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,159

@639,156 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Lets not, I feel bad.

Anonymous Z-12 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,164

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
are you the jack hammerer

Anonymous Z-3 replied with this 2.2 years ago, 46 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,174

@639,157 (!MLHqI35Srs)
> > I can't read, so let me be dismissive
LOL Your whole schtick is being dismissive of everyone and deluding yourself into thinking you're some persecuted, misunderstood wonderchild. Stop playing the victim and then we'll talk.

EDIT: Or just keep playing the victim, I don't really care. It's actually more funny if you keep up the rage and the schtick.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 2.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,177

@previous (Z-3)
> rage
Somebody is an emotional illiterate, then.

Anonymous Z-3 replied with this 2.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,181

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
No I really don't care. Keep complaining.

!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 2.2 years ago, 53 seconds later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,182

@previous (Z-3)
You wouldn't deflect such a sentiment were you truly indifferent.

Anonymous B replied with this 2.2 years ago, 59 seconds later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,184

@639,181 (Z-3)
No, you do care. In fact, you care so much that you and other users all co-ordinate insults and UID drops, all to better attack Autphag. Probably because you are jealous of him, or something.

!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 2.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,186

@previous (B)
Oh no, the ideological zealotry proceeds despite overwhelming contempt for me. I'm under no delusion of being feted for anything, well, minus the simplistic home truths you wish to suppress.

Anonymous Z-3 replied with this 2.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,187

@639,182 (!MLHqI35Srs)
Well I find the hypocrisy of it all amusing. Keep raging. It's keeping me amused, and it's bringing some traffic to the board.

!MLHqI35Srs replied with this 2.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,191

@previous (Z-3)
You're having a hard time differentiating deflections of your own contempt for that overbrimming angst that, at a loss of containment, you've transposed onto me, aren't you?
So much for the neurotypical "master-race", folks. Yep, superior socio-emotional maturity rectally affected to fuck.

Anonymous Z-3 replied with this 2.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,194

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
Please feed me more world salad!

HardSx joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,236

I wonder how he speaks shen he has sex

HardSx double-posted this 2.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,238

It is emotionally overwhelming for me when my phallic apparatus enters your vaginal cocktail. Oh yes, maybe I should say that my tiny anus squeezes so tightly when I come. I think I love you I would exasperatedly try very analytically and emotionally explain that my penis goes into erectal mode.

Rector123 triple-posted this 2.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,241

Rectally Affected To Fuck. Man Your Ass Must Be SOOOO BLOODY TINY !!! HAHAHAH

Anonymous B replied with this 2.2 years ago, 8 seconds later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,242

@639,236 (HardSx)
@639,238 (HardSx)
Great. A crazy guy wandered out of the suicide thread and into the wider forum.

HardSx replied with this 2.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,243

Lets keep it to the sex pls

909 double-posted this 2.2 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,253

@639,242 (B)

> Great. A crazy guy wandered out of the suicide thread and into the wider forum.

Lets not open this topic here on such a wonderful thread.

909 triple-posted this 2.2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,255

I wonder how such a tight box can make such wonderful noise. Does it know fear ? Does his spermcells are intelligent ? What about his other head ? Could he move a muscle without a teardrop coming out the box ? And sticking to thread, how does he relate to women in general ?

Anonymous W replied with this 2.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,256

@previous (909)
If the girl is really warmed up. She is going to be far more slippery than tight. Wet noises of a complex variety.

909 replied with this 2.2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,259

Obviously your snake had to crack up for the glory of fucking.

909 double-posted this 2.2 years ago, 20 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,260

I bet you found out real quick the easy way on how to wash your vagina. How is porn in the family ?

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 2.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,262

@639,255 (909)
@639,259 (909)
@previous (909)
I like you

909 replied with this 2.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,263

Then I also know who you don't like .. which you would like even more

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 2.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,268

@previous (909)
Sure!

909 replied with this 2.2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,277

She must be sooo hot..

Anonymous B replied with this 2.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,313

@639,262 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Considering you like Autphag too, I think you have a bad case of shit taste.

Anonymous Z-15 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 6 hours later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,327

@639,255 (909)
wat

Anonymous B replied with this 2.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,328

@previous (Z-15)
He's a weirdo who found this place through the suicide thread. He used to contain his ravings there, but, sadly, he has now started posting on the rest of Minichan.

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 2.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,337

What happened here

Anonymous B replied with this 2.2 years ago, 26 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,340

@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Autphag entered the thread.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 2.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,359

@639,313 (B)
Jealousy

Anonymous Z-16 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 38 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,374

@639,191 (!MLHqI35Srs)
lol why do you try to play psychologist with anonymous posters? o yeah you probably don't talk to anybody but yours
but FYI not everybody is 'neurotypical and projecting' you just aren't likable

Anonymous Z-16 double-posted this 2.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,375

@639,241 (Rector123)

> Rectally Affected To Fuck. Man Your Ass Must Be SOOOO BLOODY TINY !!! HAHAHAH

nice

beckyderp !LiptondPyg replied with this 1 week ago, 2.2 years later, 7.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #863,030

Valentine's Day bump <3

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 7.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #863,051

@previous (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
Happy meaty robot day :)

Anonymous Z-17 joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 7.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #863,061

@58,944 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
She may not like anal but she sure fucked you in the ass during that marriage.

(Edited 22 seconds later.)

Anonymous Z-18 joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 7.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #863,092

@639,153 (!MLHqI35Srs)

> I'm not just better; I have, in eschewing concepts of placement and felicity, and avoiding a frame of comparative reference, transcended rank altogether.

@639,256 (W)

> If the girl is really warmed up. She is going to be far more slippery than tight. Wet noises of a complex variety.

@639,255 (909)

> I wonder how such a tight box can make such wonderful noise. Does it know fear ? Does his spermcells are intelligent ? What about his other head ? Could he move a muscle without a teardrop coming out the box ? And sticking to thread, how does he relate to women in general ?

great thread
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