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Topic: I'd like to try a water enema inflation, but...

Anonymous A started this discussion 5.1 years ago #27,922

I haven't the slightest clue what tools i'd need or where i could buy them.

I saw a few online from stores like walgreens, but when i checked my local store they didn't have anything like it. the one online also looked pretty cheap, I'd would like the kit i get to actually work.

suggestions?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5.1 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #415,303

I just responded to your PM about this, and thought I'd post what I wrote here in case anyone else is wondering. I typed it on my phone, and plan on making a more comprehensive guide later on. Stay tuned!

That kit has all of the components you'll need, though the Walgreens brand is pretty cheaply made from what I've heard. It's also the type that you seal and then hang upside down, which can start to leak if the seals aren't working 100%.

I use this $25 enema bag and have never had any problems with it. It's an open top bag and the tube is actually a part of it = no leaking so I can use it in my living room. One caveat - the hooks that comes with any enema kit suck and break. Use a plastic shirt hanger instead: the thick kind.

As for filling yourself - You'll want to poop first to empty out as much as possible and make room for the water and pee because you won't be able to later without letting out water. Fill up your bag with warm water (not too hot, test with your elbow) and add a tablespoon of salt. Mix it up and open the valve. Let some water flow out of the bag before you stick the nozzle onto yourself. You DO NOT want to get any air into you when taking a water enema; that shit hurts. You'll also want to let some out in case some of the salt has not dissolved; let the salt come out into the tub, not in you.

Once you've let out the air and salt you're ready to gently insert the nozzle up your butt. Whatever kit you but will likely come with several tips. I like the one that has a bulb on the end with holes in the sides; many kits come with this one. Press it against your anus and open your sphincter by moving your muscles like you're pooping. As a beginner, you'll probably want to start taking your enema lying on a towel on your left side. You might even be able to refill the bag and go for a gallon, though I can't remember how much practice it took for me to do that. As you get fuller, switch to lying on your back with hips elevated, and finally to lying on your right side as you approach being completely full. This helps distribute the water through your entire large intestines. With practice I can get near my maximum from any position; I like to sit in a reclining chair most of the time. Just do whatever relaxes you! Stick out your belly to make room for the water!

Once I'm full I can hold my enema for more than an hour, but that takes practice. Try walking around to distribute the water, check your belly out in the mirror and masturbate with your big, pregnant-looking belly if you like!

When you're finished just sit on the toilet and relax; don't push. It can take around an hour to completely drain; it all depends - make sure you have time. It also helps to put your feet up on a small stool in front on the toilet do that you're in more of a squatting position. And I find that I can get biggest on my second or third go of the day after the other enemas have cleaned me out.

That should get you going! That should get you going! If you have any other questions feel free to PM me!

Green joined in and replied with this 5.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #415,304

Sell it to Meatloaf

Anonymous B replied with this 5.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #415,305

A small addendum:

I just got this gallon bag, which works great! I would recommend starting with the larger bag. Even if you can't fill it completely or take it all at first, you'll wish you didn't have to keep refilling a two quart bag once you're more practiced.

I've looked into it, and I want to reiterate the importance of getting an open-top bag. It may seem counterintuitive, but you want a bag that's completely open on top with the tube coming out of the bottom to PREVENT spills. A lot of bag's you'll buy in stores are repurposed hot water bottles. You fill it up, then close the bag by screwing in a valve containing the tube. You then turn the whole thing upside-down to make the tube point down. This type of bag is prone to leaking or even bursting if the valve is not perfect, is hard to clean and does not flow as fast. Get an open-top bag!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5.1 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #415,382

What the fuck

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 5.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #415,383

what is happening

HaikerensGuide replied with this 5.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #415,385

@415,305 (B)
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I came

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 5.1 years ago, 15 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #415,388

hot. any more info @OP or Anon B?

HaikerensGuide replied with this 5.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #415,389

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
It's like you want to get raped

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 4.5 years later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #816,830

First off the bat, I would not recommend inflating by swallowing large amounts of water- you can over-hydrate (the proper term escapes me at the time of writing) and really mess yourself up.

That aside, I've done it countless times anally, in the shower, using the shower hose. Works quite well for me, and you can control the flow well, after battling with the temperature- be very careful of that. Your insides are waaay more sensitive than your outsides. If it's a little bit too warm for you on your skin, it's probably way too hot to be rushing through your bowels!

Done properly, you'll find this to be very enjoyable. It's a great option to start on, in my opinion. You can better understand how your body handles the sudden expansion of the bowels and it's easier to find your limits. And it feels very cool to put your hands on your belly and feel the water gurgling up through your various tubes :) Liquid gets absorbed through the bowels too, so be aware that if you decide to try and keep the water 'in', chug down some sports drinks and eat some salty food to make sure you don't lose too much sodium (I'm pretty sure that's how it works, someone correct me?). You'll pee a lot, too.

Personally, I inflate with air instead of water, mainly because it doesn't compress and is very, very messy (I'm sure you know what I'm referring to :P). Air is pretty great because you don't have to be dashing between the shower and the toilet, and you don't waste heaps of water. I like to lie on my belly and use my aquarium pump, so I can feel everything getting tight. If you pump too much in, you may vomit. Just straight out there- it's happened to me a few times. I think it's because there's too much displacement and your body just wants to evacuate. I've kept going through this and found that eventually you get over it and just start burping uncontrollably. And you get very, very big. This took me years to get to this point- I started using a small bike pump, and taking it reeeal slow (I'm talking 15 minutes before I start to cramp). You'll learn to differentiate between cramps and your bowels saying "Nah. I've had enough.".

Overall, this kind of inflating (in my opinon) is as safe as houses, provided you pay attention to your body and don't overdo it!

Meta joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 14 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #816,832

> air instead of water, mainly because it doesn't compress

Um...

dw !zJYORZSm4M joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 11 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #816,840

safe as houses

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 15 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #816,849

If your have an outdoor water faucet, you could probably slip out of the house late at night and jam the water hose into your anus and gently turn on the water.
A bonus is that you outside and any spillage won't be much of an issue.

Meta replied with this 6 months ago, 52 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #816,887

@previous (J)
Using your lover's garden hose as an enema, fertilizing her garden with gallons of shit water. Could anything be more intimate and loving.

[email protected] joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 5 days later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #818,292

What if you are un able to use the hose or even buy an enema kit. How can i fill myself up with just using normal everyday items? What would you reccomend?

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

dw !zJYORZSm4M replied with this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #818,294

@previous ([email protected])
a backyard hose and a kitchen funnel. just turn it on full blast

[email protected] replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #818,295

@previous (dw !zJYORZSm4M)

> a backyard hose and a kitchen funnel. just turn it on full blast

I dont have access to that hose.

[email protected] double-posted this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #818,296

I take showers regularly. But dont have a shower head with a hose.

dw !zJYORZSm4M replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #818,298

@previous ([email protected])
cant you just screw a hose into your shower

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 24 seconds later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #818,299

@previous (dw !zJYORZSm4M)

Cant you just screw a dick in your ass

dw !zJYORZSm4M replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #818,301

@818,296 ([email protected])
make sure to get a pressure hose nozzle for easier insertion. it's safe as houses

[email protected] replied with this 6 months ago, 5 seconds later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #818,302

@818,298 (dw !zJYORZSm4M)

> cant you just screw a hose into your shower

No its a different thread.

dw !zJYORZSm4M replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #818,303

@previous ([email protected])
you can get a converter. just go to the hardware store and tell them you're doing a water inflation enema

[email protected] replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #818,304

@previous (dw !zJYORZSm4M)

> you can get a converter. just go to the hardware store and tell them you're doing a water inflation enema

Wow. Yeah totally gonna use my invisible car and pay with my invisible money.

dw !zJYORZSm4M replied with this 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #818,306

@previous ([email protected])
you're in the wrong topic. you're looking for How to perform a water enema inflation for under $20

Anonymous D replied with this 6 months ago, 13 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #818,311

@816,830 (G)
becky what the fuck

Meta replied with this 6 months ago, 35 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #818,332

@415,303 (B)
> no leaking so I can use it in my living room.
Why would you want to put a gallon of water in your ass in the living room?!?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #818,335

@previous (Meta)
Maybe that's where the comfortable sofa is.
@818,311 (D)
There is literally zero evidence that becky is even in this draad, let alone that specific poster. Please restrain your outlandish criticisms. Thanks.

Meta replied with this 6 months ago, 42 seconds later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #818,338

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
What if the hose slips out and you shit all the enema water on your comfy sofa?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #818,339

@previous (Meta)
Idk. Personally I object to putting a gallon of water in your asshole to begin with. I'm not sure that what you do after you reach that point really matters.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 months ago, 5 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #818,346

@818,335 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
deformation

Meta replied with this 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #818,348

@818,339 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> I object to putting a gallon of water in your asshole to begin with.
What about a half gallon? A quart? A pint?

What amount of water would you say is acceptable to force into your colon?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 hour later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #818,363

@818,304 ([email protected])
Can you just buy an enema bag and tube from Walgreens?

[email protected] replied with this 6 months ago, 9 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #818,370

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> Can you just buy an enema bag and tube from Walgreens?

Wallgreens? Im in canada. And i dont have much money

Meta replied with this 6 months ago, 1 week later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #820,525

@previous ([email protected])
Healthcare is free in Canada. Just tell the doctor you're insanely constipated and get one for free or something.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 1 month later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #833,260

hi i fiend the best way is water enema thrue your butt. i like it very much and i fiend it the best feeling way and i get bigger and bigger each time

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 38 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #833,264

itt: gaaaaaaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay..

Meta replied with this 3 months ago, 1 month later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #851,131

Just connect a hose to your car's exhaust pipe and run it into the bottom of the drivers seat and you can do an air enema inflation while you're stuck in traffic.
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