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Topic: How to ask a girl to prom?

m0 !m0hRvUNigg started this discussion 1.4 year ago #27,509

any suggestions

!KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #411,573

"would you like to go to prom with me"

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #411,574

Keep it short and sweet.

I have prom tickets and booked a hotel room for us.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 11 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #411,577

before the tickets are sold out

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 3 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #411,580

Just ask a female friend of yours to go to the prom with you.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #411,605

Hey there sweet tits. You look like a girl that needs a date.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #411,617

YOU GO PROM WITH ME

I VIOLENT IF NO

The Truth !XRJSgJUbuM joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #411,641

Give her a little present like a bracelet from Hot Topic, Forever21 or some other retarded store teenagers are into. Then aske her to go with you.

Hey, I was chillin' with mah homeboys the other day at the mall and I thought about yo' fine ass so I bought you this, shawty. Now, would you like to go to the prom with me? Text me with your answer
Than walk away like Antonio Banderas in Desperado after shit up, and I guara-fucking-tee you the lil hoe will say yes a few minutes later, either on an SMS or in Facebook chat.

Anonymous G replied with this 1.4 year ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #411,644

Just remember... The application of overwhelming force at the right time and place can achieve a lot.

squeegee replied with this 1.4 year ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #411,655

@411,641
Way too try hard. Never buy jewelry for a girl in an attempt to get a date. Thats so beta it's funny.

OP. Seriously, pick 5 girls in descending order of attractiveness. Start at the top, and simply work your way down the list. KeepIit simple, just ask if they'd like to go to prom. If they say no, go slightly uglier.

Its a tried-and-true time-tested method, op.

henn the lord of cocks joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 9 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #411,661

@previous
I dont think The Truth is American.

(Edited 6 minutes later.)

!KThEOwLwbU replied with this 1.4 year ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #411,690

@411,655

Never buy jewellery for a girl full stop unless it's an engagement ring

That's like the lamest present, it says "i don't know you well enough to get you a real present".

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 33 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #411,702

@previous
Because you have so much experience with the ladies.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 22 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #411,707

@411,617

> YOU GO PROM WITH ME
>
> I VIOLENT IF NO

ninjj knows

!KThEOwLwbU replied with this 1.4 year ago, 39 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #411,717

@411,702

Do you mean apart from the fiancee? Yeah none at all

Anonymous J replied with this 1.4 year ago, 58 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #411,718

@previous
Have you touched her?

!KThEOwLwbU replied with this 1.4 year ago, 10 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #411,719

@previous

In many ways

The Truth !XRJSgJUbuM replied with this 1.4 year ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #411,842

@411,655
> jewelry
When did I say anything related to jewelry?

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #411,845

@OP
"Hey, we live in Bakersfield... Lets ditch prom and go do anything else. Let's go to Vegas?"

or

"Ay, vivimos en Bakersfield ... Vamos a salir de baile e ir hacer otra cosa. ¿Vegas?"

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #411,848

Calculate the costs vs. heartache ratios between your ideal date and a hot escort.

squeegee replied with this 1.4 year ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #411,970

@411,842
> like a bracelet from hot topic

The Truth !XRJSgJUbuM replied with this 1.4 year ago, 5 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #412,961

@previous
That shit is made out of plastic, leather or some other synthetic unexpensive material. How can that be called jewelry?

squeegee replied with this 1.4 year ago, 6 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #413,012

@previous
> that shit is made out of plastic
So you're cheap, too? Definitely don't buy her plastic jewelry. Girls can tell the difference.

vocalon !7tD5Y8Ieb. joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #413,116

I saw a video of a guy who wrote "PROM" on the seat of his pants and twerked up against a girl to ask her.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #413,427

Asking an Internet BBS for high school prom advice. I'm sorry but you're doomed.
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