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Topic: A Girl's Guide to Sex with Dogs

Anonymous A started this discussion 5.5 years ago #24,606

My name is Jamie, and I am not ashamed to say that I enjoy having sex with dogs (and I've been doing it since I was 14!), I am totally "normal" in almost all respects: I'm 28 and live in Los Angeles. I have a boyfriend who is pretty good in bed and I have a great job as a graphic artist. But I've found that dogs can actually be better and more satisfying lovers than either men or women!

I know that sounds weird, and a lot of you will be shocked by this, but thousands of women and girls worldwide agree with me, and, by all indications, more women are discovering this secret every day. Women have been having sex with animals for centuries, and I wholeheartedly recommend it to any woman who wants to experience what is possibly the most intense and electrifying sexual experience there is.

If you have a dog, chances are he is practically your best friend already. He is more loyal than any man, and loves you completely, unlike many men. He doesn't talk back or argue, and he's always there for you. Why not take it a step further and let him become your sexual lover? Male dogs are naturally horny practically all the time, so helping him relieve some sexual frustration can just be a demonstration of your love for him, and a lot of fun for you! Unlike men, dogs are almost always ready to have sex when you want to, they won't tell all their friends about your experience together (and who cares if they do?), they can't expose you to AIDS or other sexual diseases, and, perhaps best of all, they can't get you pregnant!

Now, I'm not some weirdo who advocates sleeping only with dogs and not with men. Far from it: I have a good relationship with my boyfriend and we are sexually active. (I've also had one serious relationship with a woman.) However, I seem to be hornier than he is, particularly at certain times of the month. There are times when my guy isn't around, or doesn't feel like it, or I don't want the emotional complications involved with human sex. I can then turn to my doggie to get off, and its great.

I'm sure many of you are disgusted by this whole thing, and that's okay. Just quit reading now and go on with your boring "normal" sex life. But if you want to learn more, keep reading.
I first had sexual contact with a dog when I was 14, and it continued off and on until I went to college. But I always felt ashamed or weird or guilty, and that kind of ruined the experience. After I graduated and had my own place, I also got a dog. One night, I came home drunk and ended up messing around with Max again. Afterwards, I thought about it, and I decided that I didn't have to feel guilty about pleasing myself and my dog. I decided that if God didn't want us to do it, he wouldn't have made dogs so interested in sniffing and licking human females. It's my body, and my puppy, and I can do what I want as long as it doesn't hurt either one of us!
Okay, enough about me, let's discuss how YOU can enjoy dog sex. There are three areas that I will cover in this guide: Oral sex, Vaginal sex and Anal sex. My thanks to the original writer of this guide (it wasn't me, but I edited it and I agree with almost everything she wrote).

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 5.5 years ago, 46 seconds later[^] [v] #379,649

ORAL SEX

Oral sex is the way many women first get exposed to dog love. Dogs are naturally attracted to the scent of a woman's vagina, so many of you have already discovered that Rover likes to sniff your panties or even your crotch. Allowing him to take it a step further is an excellent way to experience some of the greatest oral sex you will ever have in your life! One of the nicest things about allowing a dog to lick your snatch is that most male dogs will spend much more time than a human male providing you with the most electrifying oral sex. A dogs tongue is also much longer and is able to get to many places that a man can't or won't. A dogs tongue is covered with thousands of tiny buds that when he licks your clitoris you will feel sensations that you did not know existed. And, how many of you have had a man give you analingus? Not many i'll bet. Well, I'm hear to tell you that having your ass licked is a great thing, and a dog has no problem doing it for you!. If you have never experienced a tongue working from the very top of your slit all the way around to the end of your crack you have truly missed something grand.

There are several very good positions for you to try if you want to try this. If you decide that your preference is clitoral/vaginal only I have found one position that works very well. I recommend that you sit on the edge of a bed so that the back of your calfs are flat against the edge of the bed. You then lay straight back picking your feet up and placing the on the edge of the bed. This will expose your clitoris, labia and vagina to his waiting tongue. For those of you who would like more but want to prevent him from trying to mount you then the ideal position is reclining on your side, on pillows or cushions, on the floor. All you have to do at that point is to raise your leg a little and he will have access to all of your pussy and ass. For those of you that want that ultimate experience you will have to give give him full and total access to you. This can only happen when you are down on all fours. Now I know that staying in that position for more than a few minutes is not comfortable at all but there is one way that I have found that will be both very comfortable and very enjoying. You kneel at the edge of your bed and then lie the upper part of you body face down onto the bed, keeping your knees on the floor. You then spread your knees apart as much as you dare giving him full access to you. One very important item to remember while you are considering what position you would like to use is that if you do not wish to have him mount you this is not the position to use.

Now that we gone over all the wonderful things that a dog can do for you with his tongue, lets talk about what you can do with yours. According to several doctors and veterinarians I have spoken with, a dogs cock is three times cleaner that a mans cock. A dog will spend considerable time every day cleaning it, how many men do you know that do that? So, why not try it? I find that when I am sucking off a dog, I have a tremendous amount of mental stimulation that gets me horny as hell! Just knowing that I am sucking on an animals dick will get me so horny, that it doesn't take much to get me off. I will usually use a free hand to masturbate while I am sucking him, and I have some of the greatest orgasms this way.

Most male dogs will gladly allow you to suck them and there are many positions to do it in. I find that two positions are very good and are easy to accomplish. For those of you that are just starting out and are nervous about doing it I recommend that you have him lie on his back with you next to him. This will give you full access to his cock and be able to control all the action. But, another great method I use is to lie on my back with the back of my head slightly raised by a pillow and have him stand over me with his cock within reach of my mouth. Then he humps me and does all the work, leaving my hands free to masturbate myself with. One important thing to remember when sucking a dog: While most men like to have their balls rubbed or fondled while having their cocks sucked, this is not so with all dogs. Before starting any sexual activity with him touch and feel his cock and balls to insure that he does like it. The next thing that we are going to do now that we have gotten into the position that we prefer is begin to get him aroused. I find that the best way is to first gently stroke his cock through his sheath until it begins to enlarge and slip out. Once you have at least an inch of him out of his sheath you should gently take him into your mouth. You should continue to gently stoke him with your hand while you begin to slowly move you mouth back and forth over his cock. As you do this his cock will continue to enlarge until he reaches full erection.

While you are moving your mouth over his cock you should try to place the tip of you tongue into the indentation on the head of his cock as this will cause his to reach his climax. As he gets closer to his climax you will notice that at the base of his cock there is a very large bulge known as his knot. This knot is used to hold his cock inside a female (dog or human) until he has finished ejaculating. If you are considering going further then you should make a mental note of the size of his cock and knot. The average large dog has a cock, when aroused, that is 5 to 7 inches long and 1 and half to 2 inches wide. The knot for a dog whose cock is 6 inches long and 1 and a half wide can be two inches long and 4 inches wide. A dog is different than most mammals as from the time they begin to become aroused until they begin to get soft they will have some form of ejaculate coming from their cocks. At first arousal there is a clear thin fluid that tastes like iron and has the consistency of water, this is his precum that is for lubrication so his knot will slip into the females vagina. At full arousal is when he actually will produce his sperm and you can tell when this happens as his cum will begin to have a slightly salty taste to it. You should be aware that his cum will never be as thick as a mans but he will produce about twice as much as a man. I personally think that dog cum tastes much better than man cum.

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 5.5 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #379,652

VAGINAL SEX

Good old screwing thats what this is all about, well not quite. There are a number of things that differ from sex with a man other than the dog can't get you pregnant.

At this point I will assume that you have made the decision that you are going to have sexual intercourse with a large dog (75 pounds) and that you are there by yourself. I will be your companion and you may visualize me there. The first discussion is how are we going to do it. There are two prime positions to use, the old standard doggy style and the safer missionary style. If we choose the missionary position you can prevent him from getting his knot inside you and we can be in control the whole time. Ok you want to try the missionary position, you are siting on the edge of a chair, a towel under you to prevent his and your cum from staining the chair, your ass at the very edge legs spread wide apart. Here comes your lover he sees your warm and wet pussy and at once begins to sniff and lick it. You call him up to you so that he has his front paws on the chair his body between your legs. (I like to put some socks over his front paws so that he can't scratch me accidentally.)

Then you take his sheath in hand and begin to stroke it gently and as he begins to swell and extend you guide the end of his cock into you. As he feels the wetness and warmth of you he begins to hump, slowly at first then faster and faster until you feel his knot at the mouth of your vagina. As his cum slowly fills you up you too reach climax. If you allow him to put his knot inside you YOU WILL be together until he gets soft which usually take 15 to 20 minutes but can take up to 45 minutes. The major benefit of the missionary position is that if you do not want to have his knot inside you you can, in almost all cases, prevent it by holding it in your hand. I find that the most satisfying and arousing sensations I feel are caused by the knot being inside me. I try to have my dog put his knot in every time we make love, but whether or not you want to is up to you.

Doggy style is just that, you are down on all fours with him. This position will allow you to fully experience the pleasure of having a canine lover. He will at first sniff then lick you and after the tastes and smells begin to arouse him he will move to a position to mount you. A dog will usually come up directly behind you and mount you that way. Once he has mounted you he will begin to hump trying to get his cock into you, if this is something new to him then you should guide his cock to where it should go, he will do the rest. As the two of you continue he will move faster and faster with his strokes until you feel his knot begin to swell and rub at the lips. At this point we have decision time, If you want it inside you you should totally relax and allow him to slide it in. If you don't want it in you you should reach back with your hand and try to hold the knot with your hand. A simple note of warning, if you use this position and then decide that you don't want his knot in you you may not be able to prevent it from happening. If his knot is in you you WILL have to wait until he gets soft. I do not recommend you trying to remove it as unless your vagina is very large, it will hurt and may even injure you. So if you have any doubt's at all I would stick with the missionary position.

Well we are now mated and as his knot continues to swell inside you you begin to feel this warm feeling inside you. I have been told that a dogs body temperature is higher than a humans and that his cum is even warmer, and as he cum's deep inside you you can feel that warmth. His knot is now fully expanded, his cum is flowing into you, your juices begin to flow mixing with his and at this point you begin to feel his knot begin to throb. I found that while doing it doggy style as his knot pushs against the inside walls of my vagina it also pushes against the inside of my clitoris and that the sensations of that happening drive me wild. I have reached orgasm up to seven times in a row while this is happening.

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 5.5 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #379,653

ANAL SEX

There are some things that you should consider before you attempt allowing your lover to mount you for the purpose of anal sex. You should be experienced with anal sex, by this I mean you should have no difficulty taking your human lovers cock into you. You will not always be successful with achieving penetration and if you do you may wind up with his knot inside you. If you now still want to try it well lets go. In finding a good position for male canine/human female anal sex I have tried dozens of positions and found many that work and many that didn't.

I have found that the best position is one called a modified doggy position. To get into that position you should first find a open space, very private of course, inside your house or wherever and place a soft pad on the floor for you to kneel on. You then kneel on the pad and get into a normal doggy position. To achieve the correct position you now bring your knees forward and tuck them up into your stomach. Now that you have done that you rest the front of your body on your elbows. Great you have mastered getting into the proper position, now there are some other things you have to do before you call to your lover. We have this little problem with lubrication that has to be solved with something otherwise this will really hurt. I have found that natural oils such as olive or corn oils work best and will not hurt your lover. NEVER NEVER use vaseline or that like as they will make the dog sick or even worse.
Well now we know what lubrication we are going to use we must now apply it. It is not enough to just smear a little oil on the outside of your anus for this to work, you must lubricate both outside as well as inside. The easy part is the outside and I leave that until I am in position to do. To lubricate the inside I have found that if I lubricate as much of the inside of my anus as possible I have no discomfort at all. I use a large eyedropper, that will hold about an once or so of oil, to get the oil inside and when I have done that insert one finger to spread the oil over the muscle.

Congratulations you are now ready, you have done your inside lubrication and are in the proper position and here comes your lover. You should now take your oil and rub some on your anus and the area around it. After he has mounted you you will probably have to guide him into you. Once he is inside he will hump just like an vaginal sex. The same precautions concerning his knot should be used here as well. I do not recommend those just starting out to try having him insert his knot. As there is not as much stimulation with anal sex you may want to gently masturbate while he is in you. There is one way to increase the stimulation and that is place a dildo into your vagina. This will transmit his movement inside you to you clitoris and help you reach climax.

Just a few footnotes about the fun of canine human sex. You can do all of these things while a human lover, male or female is present and in some cases the experience is more enjoyable. I would have liked to have had illustrations for this but I have not found someone to pose for them and I am more than a little nervous about having my picture here. Ladies any volunteers?

GOOD LUCK

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #379,662

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RandPaul2016 !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 5.5 years ago, 26 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #379,668

Image went missing> I decided that if God didn't want us to do it, he wouldn't have made dogs so interested in sniffing and licking human females.

Exodus 22:19
Whosoever lies with a beast shall surely be put to death.

Leviticus 18
23 Nor shall you mate with any animal, to defile yourself with it. Nor shall any woman stand before an animal to mate with it. It is perversion.

Leviticus 20:15
And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

Deuteronomy 27:21
Cursed be he that lies with any manner of beast. And all the people shall say, Amen.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,731

@previous (RandPaul2016 !4EB6xd.Oos)
Isn't that just referring to undomesticated animals though? That's what my pastor always said.

RandPaul2016 !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 5.5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,739

@previous (D)
Your pastor's an idiot.

Anonymous D replied with this 5.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,740

@previous (RandPaul2016 !4EB6xd.Oos)
Possibly. There's nothing against bestiality in the New Testament anyway, so it's sort of old law and I don't think it applies.

RandPaul2016 !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 5.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,744

@previous (D)
The NT isn't an exhaustive list of human behaviors. It suffices to say that the Church forbids it, and is thus forbidden for Christians. You can research the history of this teaching if you like, and find it to be most ancient.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5.5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,746

Do you suppose her boyfriend knows she has sex with their dog in his absence?

Anonymous B replied with this 5.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,747

@379,744 (RandPaul2016 !4EB6xd.Oos)
old testament was for ancient hebrews
new testament overrides it

Anonymous E replied with this 5.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,751

@previous (B)
"Do not think that I came to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I came not to abolish, but to fulfil. I tell you the truth, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished."

Anonymous B replied with this 5.5 years ago, 39 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,753

@previous (E)
thats from the koran

Anonymous E replied with this 5.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,754

@previous (B)
No it isn't. Matthew 5:17-18.

Anonymous B replied with this 5.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,755

@previous (E)
...of the koran

Anonymous E replied with this 5.5 years ago, 46 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,756

@previous (B)
No.

Green joined in and replied with this 5.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,757

Image went missing

Anonymous B replied with this 5.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,803

@379,756 (E)
yes.

Anonymous D replied with this 5.5 years ago, 24 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,805

@379,744 (RandPaul2016 !4EB6xd.Oos)
But we don't go by what's oldest. I really think that if bestiality were a problem with Him, Jesus would have mentioned it. Certainly the NT details many sexual practices that are forbidden, why isn't this one mentioned?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 5.5 years ago, 30 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,824

@previous (D)
Because he doesn't care. The same reason that people don't follow the mixed fibers laws from the old testament. Christian like to pick and choose which rules are important, while claiming the old testament isnt relevant for them.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 5.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,874

@379,754 (E)
Actually it's from Gregg 13:37.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 5.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,875

@379,824 (G)
No shit I just looked up that mixed fiber seeds shit. Leviticus and the local Indians where I currently live had the same rule and for good reason - No Shell fish. One bad mussel could kill you real quick.

Shell fish goes real bad real fast and produces some horrid toxins. Pinpoint prick of toxin of Mussel was wot the Russian KGB used as that infamous umbrella with the built in needle for a quick kill.

But then later more educated n smarter Indians of California discovered those good and bad months to eat shell fish (never during the red tide) and dined on Abalone to the point where it does not exist in California anymore.

No mixed seeds? Rye gets ergot which is LSD basic - maybe? Don't have a clue.

People and animals for sex? So this goes back to the dark ages of man. Wonder if anyone tried to fuck a Dinosaur? Yea time line problem with such.

★henn★ joined in and replied with this 5.5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,878

I got a boner reading this

advi !!3gpAcg/hF joined in and replied with this 5.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,884

Bookmarked

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 5.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,954

@379,878 (★henn★)
Aren't you a woman? I'll have what she(?)'s having

★henn★ replied with this 5.5 years ago, 21 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,965

@previous (L)
How about you have some of my milkshake instead.

RandPaul2016 !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 5.5 years ago, 38 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,969

@379,747 (B)
The ceremonial law was fulfilled in Jesus, but natural moral law remains.

@379,805 (D)
He may have mentioned it! It's just not recorded in the Gospels.

derpy !hoovesEJmo joined in and replied with this 5.5 years ago, 39 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,973

....The fuck did I almost read? D:

fuckingwow replied with this 5.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,974

@379,969 (RandPaul2016 !4EB6xd.Oos)
if its not written then how do we not know not to do it pedopreacha

RandPaul2016 !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 5.5 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #380,057

@previous (fuckingwow)
The teachings of the Church.

beckylostmytrip replied with this 1.9 year ago, 3.6 years later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #702,607

I was going to bump this to point out how popular it is with bots, then I realized I'm itt arguing with mountainpedo about bestiality in the Bible

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1.9 year ago, 10 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #702,614

@previous (beckylostmytrip)
Lol

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 1.9 year ago, 2 hours later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #702,719

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> Lol

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk double-posted this 1.9 year ago, 50 seconds later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #702,720

This is a weirdly informative thread

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 1.9 year ago, 33 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #702,731

I can't recommend enough that you have got to get a fuck tarp. Lay down a good quality fuck tarp before you do any of that shit. I don't trust the Wall Mart fuck tarps.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 1.9 year ago, 3 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #702,734

@702,607 (beckylostmytrip)

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 1.9 year ago, 1 week later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #705,523

@previous (P)

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kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1.9 year ago, 8 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #705,524

So hot

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 1.9 year ago, 6 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #705,526

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
So when I get to florida wanna go to a dog park and talk about stuff¿

Syntax joined in and replied with this 1.9 year ago, 4 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #705,527

I am surprised by my reply to this topic. Because I no a gal who is in2 porn loaded with Animal stuff much like OP story. She insists she has never done it or really wants to do it but does get off on the porn but not on photos of such. Back when she was married to the first guy many said he had a deformed penis but when I asked her about that she said that was just not true/

The guy ended up on front page of LA Times years ago as someone who at random checked out a motel and found a door open and undressed and entered nude with a woman in bed. She screamed and cops came and killed the guy. He used to fix my car for free and was a very bad mechanic.

The gal I no is now an old lady cause she is about 15 years older than I. Super open person that was willing to discuss much when I was a young teen with questions. Once took a vacation with her and husband and even a shower with her until she caught me looking at her to much and that was the end of showers.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1.9 year ago, 6 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #705,530

@705,526 ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
lol Are you coming to my area?

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 1.9 year ago, 31 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #705,535

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Thats the beauty of being nomadic I am coming EVERYWHERE. Its like a dog thing with their urine. Actually when I travel with a dog I try to urinate over its spots when I'm not going to get a public indecency charge for trolling a dog.

Cape coral or something like that, and I wanna try to reconnect with a friend in the Z hills area

(Edited 53 seconds later.)

Syntax replied with this 1.9 year ago, 2 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #705,537

@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
Stay in touch. My Kazakhstan class may end up put off cause I have to dig up a couple of people to hire to take the class with me and so far no takers

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 1.9 year ago, 2 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #705,538

@previous (Syntax)
Ok. Officially I will be leaving by around the 13/14th I think.

Syntax replied with this 1.9 year ago, 1 minute later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #705,541

@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
Oh damn you going to be around for a long time then. Where are you staying currently and what are you plans next week?

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 1.9 year ago, 35 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #705,547

@previous (Syntax)
Ramona, and, well working out here in Ramona basically

Syntax replied with this 1.9 year ago, 9 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #705,550

@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
Amazing and how did you end up there? Like I no where it is and I think I accidently drove through the place on way home from a all day Anza Borrego hike with friends. I mean its not on the way to anywhere nor near anything

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 1.9 year ago, 13 hours later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #705,699

@previous (Syntax)
My road companion had a friend here, and we fell into work here *shrug* I try to be planless when I get to an area

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 1.9 year ago, 1 day later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #706,150

@705,530 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
But really, I would like to meet up

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 1.9 year ago, 6 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #706,151

LMFAO

bhuto joined in and replied with this 1.9 year ago, 18 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #706,160

@705,535 ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)

> Thats the beauty of being nomadic I am coming EVERYWHERE. Its like a dog thing with their urine. Actually when I travel with a dog I try to urinate over its spots when I'm not going to get a public indecency charge for trolling a dog.
>
> Cape coral or something like that, and I wanna try to reconnect with a friend in the Z hills area

weird ass

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1.9 year ago, 13 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #706,162

@706,150 ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
You'll be nowhere near me

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 1.9 year ago, 1 minute later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #706,163

@706,160 (bhuto)
When my dog got lost, I went all around and urinated outside so that he could follow my scent back home.

Anonymous T replied with this 1.9 year ago, 1 minute later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #706,164

smartass move

Anonymous T double-posted this 1.9 year ago, 3 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #706,165

you're friendly but doggish

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 1.9 year ago, 1 hour later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #706,174

@706,160 (bhuto)
And?

@706,162 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Im trekking across america. Florida is...how big? If you dont want to meet, thats chill, just know for me, distance is kinda trivial

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1.9 year ago, 16 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #706,178

@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
No we can meet up

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 1.9 year ago, 55 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #706,183

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Okay :) i will keep you informed

bhuto replied with this 1.9 year ago, 2 hours later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #706,202

@706,163 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> When my dog got lost, I went all around and urinated outside so that he could follow my scent back home.

you know you could have just put a dog bed outside your house
freak

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1.9 year ago, 7 hours later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #706,240

@previous (bhuto)
But he has never used a dog bed

silverpapa joined in and replied with this 1.7 year ago, 1 month later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #721,244

This should be in the bible.

Jon Favreau double-posted this 1.7 year ago, 16 hours later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #721,359

bump

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 1.7 year ago, 23 hours later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #721,593

@706,178 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Not coming to florida :(

anonymous A joined in and replied with this 1.7 year ago, 2 weeks later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #725,029

Hendrick joined in and replied with this 1.6 year ago, 6 days later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #726,624

I WAS INVOLVED TO HAVE SEX WITH MY FEMALE DOG WHEN I WAS 14 YEARS OFF AGE, I JUST DO IT AND COME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, O WHAT A FEELING, SINCE THEN I DO IT MORE, I STILL FEEL LIKE DOING IT, DONT KNOW WHY? BUT IT WAS A HOT AND INTENSE FEELING

Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 1.6 year ago, 45 minutes later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #726,628

@previous (Hendrick)
Mike

That is why you ended up footloose. Karma.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 1.6 year ago, 8 hours later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #726,793

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 1.6 year ago, 7 minutes later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #726,798

Nice girl !faggot joined in and replied with this 1.6 year ago, 3 weeks later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #731,324

I got erection and came like hell just byvreading it

Anonymous Z-4 joined in and replied with this 1.6 year ago, 44 minutes later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #731,327

Beckydraad color index: redder than a Christian publishing magnate's cheeks after he is caught masturbating to sex outside of marriage

Anonymous Z-4 double-posted this 1.6 year ago, 56 seconds later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #731,328

@731,324 (Nice girl !faggot)
Are you really a nice girl?

Are you really a faggot?

Jdjdjjfhjjdjjd joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 3 weeks later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #737,247

Shes not normal, she probably will fuck anything in sight, she also says that dogs will knot you for 20-45 minutes but all the doggo porn Ive seen is women getting fucked and juiced in, in less than 2 minutes, dogs dont have big dicks and they dont last long.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Codename: Falco One joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 1 week later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #740,615

Well she just expressing herself I like that kind of girl so honest .

ku replied with this 1.5 year ago, 18 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #740,627

@737,247 (Jdjdjjfhjjdjjd)
@previous (Codename: Falco One)
sickos what do you think this is some kind of place where we just accept that people fuck dogs??

Anonymous Z-7 joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 20 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #740,640

@previous (ku)
I'd trade most people here for an otherwise normal dog fucker

Edit: except kook I'll take a deranged puppy fucker for her

(Edited 33 seconds later.)

Anonymous P replied with this 1.5 year ago, 4 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #740,642

@previous (Z-7)
you seem upset

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1.5 year ago, 1 hour later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #740,663

@740,640 (Z-7)
Aw! Thanks

beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 1.5 year ago, 1 week later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #742,979

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Did your dog find its way back home?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1.5 year ago, 3 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #742,999

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
Lol yes. He was in the woods for eight days!

Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 1.5 year ago, 34 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #743,005

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
That is a long time, please put a bit of extra peanut butter on your snatch tonight for him.

David joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 2 days later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #743,573

Where do I find a girlfriend that's like to make love to here dog write me for a date at

[email protected]

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1.5 year ago, 1 hour later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #743,596

@743,005 (Z-7)
Aw! Extra crunchy, for her pleasure

Anonymous Z-9 joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 47 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #743,604

@740,627 (ku)

> sickos what do you think this is some kind of place where we just accept that people fuck dogs??

Applying Donald Trump reasoning to this question. Strip away all the complexitities of the question. Compare the sicko that fucks the palms of his hands or her fingers. He or she has given themselves permission to fuck themselves silly. The dog cannot give permission for anything, a human decides to do, to a dog.

PS: "Complexities" is not the appropriate spelling for use in the paragraph above.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 1.5 year ago, 3 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #743,650

@previous (Z-9)
a dog raped my leg and looking back, it should have been shot

Maryes joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 6 days later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #745,282

We found out years ago when I was first introduced to having sex with our male Lab, that after his first mount, he will return often during the day to see if I am still available. On a number of days I was available to him over 6 times with four of those being a full mount, knot and all. My husband still enjoys the days I need him more than twice :-)

Firefly joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 1 week later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #748,723

How about a smaller dog? How would that work?

sixsex joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 1 week later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #751,874

@379,653 (A)

> ANAL SEX
>
> There are some things that you should consider before you attempt allowing your lover to mount you for the purpose of anal sex. You should be experienced with anal sex, by this I mean you should have no difficulty taking your human lovers cock into you. You will not always be successful with achieving penetration and if you do you may wind up with his knot inside you. If you now still want to try it well lets go. In finding a good position for male canine/human female anal sex I have tried dozens of positions and found many that work and many that didn't.
>
> I have found that the best position is one called a modified doggy position. To get into that position you should first find a open space, very private of course, inside your house or wherever and place a soft pad on the floor for you to kneel on. You then kneel on the pad and get into a normal doggy position. To achieve the correct position you now bring your knees forward and tuck them up into your stomach. Now that you have done that you rest the front of your body on your elbows. Great you have mastered getting into the proper position, now there are some other things you have to do before you call to your lover. We have this little problem with lubrication that has to be solved with something otherwise this will really hurt. I have found that natural oils such as olive or corn oils work best and will not hurt your lover. NEVER NEVER use vaseline or that like as they will make the dog sick or even worse.
> Well now we know what lubrication we are going to use we must now apply it. It is not enough to just smear a little oil on the outside of your anus for this to work, you must lubricate both outside as well as inside. The easy part is the outside and I leave that until I am in position to do. To lubricate the inside I have found that if I lubricate as much of the inside of my anus as possible I have no discomfort at all. I use a large eyedropper, that will hold about an once or so of oil, to get the oil inside and when I have done that insert one finger to spread the oil over the muscle.
>
> Congratulations you are now ready, you have done your inside lubrication and are in the proper position and here comes your lover. You should now take your oil and rub some on your anus and the area around it. After he has mounted you you will probably have to guide him into you. Once he is inside he will hump just like an vaginal sex. The same precautions concerning his knot should be used here as well. I do not recommend those just starting out to try having him insert his knot. As there is not as much stimulation with anal sex you may want to gently masturbate while he is in you. There is one way to increase the stimulation and that is place a dildo into your vagina. This will transmit his movement inside you to you clitoris and help you reach climax.
>
> Just a few footnotes about the fun of canine human sex. You can do all of these things while a human lover, male or female is present and in some cases the experience is more enjoyable. I would have liked to have had illustrations for this but I have not found someone to pose for them and I am more than a little nervous about having my picture here. Ladies any volunteers?
>
> GOOD LUCK

I'm a male. I would love to try it. My male dog is always horny. To get knotted by a male dog would be the most best sex I would have.

beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 1.4 year ago, 40 minutes later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #751,879

@748,723 (Firefly)
kys

@previous (sixsex)
kys

Anonymous Z-13 joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 2 hours later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #751,893

Third result on Google for "guide to sex with dogs" haha

It's so crazy how people can just vaguely search for bestality instructions to find effective ways of having sex with your dog such as sex with Labrador, sex with German Shepherd, sex with Great Dane and find this tiny website.

ken griffey sr replied with this 1.4 year ago, 7 hours later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #752,035

@previous (Z-13)

> Third result on Google for "guide to sex with dogs" haha
>
> It's so crazy how people can just vaguely search for bestality instructions to find effective ways of having sex with your dog such as sex with Labrador, sex with German Shepherd, sex with Great Dane and find this tiny website.

yeah totally crazy
sickos

Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 1.4 year ago, 1 minute later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #752,036

@previous (ken griffey sr)

> > Third result on Google for "guide to sex with dogs" haha
> >
> > It's so crazy how people can just vaguely search for bestality instructions to find effective ways of having sex with your dog such as sex with Labrador, sex with German Shepherd, sex with Great Dane and find this tiny website.
>
> yeah totally crazy
> sickos

I wonder why they need a guide anyway just dunk that shit in

corn joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 1 week later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #754,600

what about rabbits

corntung double-posted this 1.4 year ago, 1 minute later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #754,601

@RealWhiteMarley

follow me i fuck dawgs

Anonymous Z-15 joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 29 minutes later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #754,605

LOL over 40K visits. This thread along with the suicide thread has almost made minichan famous. Thanks Google.

Donald J. Trump !Ep8pui8Vw2 replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 week later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #758,611

Externally hosted image@previous (Z-15)
:3

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 15 minutes later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #758,620

@previous (Donald J. Trump !Ep8pui8Vw2)
Beagles!!!!!

beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 1.3 year ago, 3 days later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #759,514

45,000 visits!

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 1.3 year ago, 6 minutes later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #759,515

Anonymous Z-17 joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 23 minutes later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #759,516

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)

>

Topkek

beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 1.3 year ago, 47 minutes later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #759,518

Externally hosted image100 get

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1.3 year ago, 7 hours later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #759,552

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
How many women do you think we have taught to fuck a dog properly?

ken griffey sr replied with this 1.3 year ago, 47 minutes later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #759,555

@759,515 (Sheila LaBoof)
fetal heart custody?

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 1.3 year ago, 24 minutes later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #759,561

@previous (ken griffey sr)
yeah, I can't figure that one out

wait, custody could be intended to mean care, so fetal heart care or some such.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

ken griffey sr replied with this 1.3 year ago, 33 minutes later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #759,567

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
maybe
probably

Anonymous Z-18 joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 16 minutes later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #759,580

@759,555 (ken griffey sr)

> fetal heart custody?

Sounds like some hipster band name

mordor joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 6 minutes later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #759,581

"Sounds Like"

Anonymous Z-18 replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #759,582

@previous (mordor)
Fetal Heart Custard

Anonymous Z-20 joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 week later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #762,723

Ghhkj

Anonymous Z-21 joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 2 days later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #763,484

@379,746 (E)

> Do you suppose her boyfriend knows she has sex with their dog in his absence?

I hope so!

Anonymous Z-22 joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 week later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #766,290

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Disgusting! Poor animals.

Meta M³ joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 11 hours later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #766,393

8 out 22 folks online are currently reading this topic. That's over a third!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1.3 year ago, 3 hours later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #766,412

@previous (Meta M³)
Do you think we should rebrand as a bestiality and suicide themed board? That seems to be where we have the most success.

Meta M³ replied with this 1.3 year ago, 17 minutes later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #766,424

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
How to summon an angel to have sex with your dog and avoid getting air and gas bubbles in the vagina and then kill yourself with an asshole full of Liam Neesons cum for under $20.

ANON For FREEDOM !KNs1o0VDv6 joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 day later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #766,769

@379,751 (E)

> "Do not think that I came to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I came not to abolish, but to fulfil. I tell you the truth, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished."

Please!!! If You Do Not Agree Then GO AWAY!!! I think it's HOT and LOVE To Double Team a Girl With My 100 lb Pitt Bull You Should Try It Sometime...

Anonymous Z-25 joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 32 minutes later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #766,789

@740,627 (ku)

> sickos what do you think this is some kind of place where we just accept that people fuck dogs??

Yes!! Except Everything with an open mind.. or leave!!

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #766,792

@766,769 (ANON For FREEDOM !KNs1o0VDv6)
A pitbull? Thats pig disgusting

Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 1.2 year ago, 22 hours later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #767,076

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

Your in a club and this dude slaps your gfs ass

What do you do

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1.2 year ago, 20 minutes later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #767,085

@previous (Z-13)
Hit him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper

beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 1.2 year ago, 53 seconds later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #767,087

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Please!!! If You Do Not Agree Then GO AWAY!!! I think it's HOT and LOVE To Double Team a Girl With My 100 lb Pitt Bull You Should Try It Sometime...

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1.2 year ago, 1 minute later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #767,088

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
Sick dude! At least pick a respectable breed!

beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 1.2 year ago, 3 minutes later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #767,089

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

GO AWAY!!!

Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 1.2 year ago, 3 minutes later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #767,090

@767,085 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

Congrats, you're now famous for undergoing a face transplant

mad toddy replied with this 1.2 year ago, 1 hour later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #767,123

@767,087 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)

> Please!!! If You Do Not Agree Then GO AWAY!!! I think it's HOT and LOVE To Double Team a Girl With My 100 lb Pitt Bull You Should Try It Sometime...

omg

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1.2 year ago, 10 minutes later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #767,131

@767,090 (Z-13)
What I would really do is pop out his eye

Anonymous Z-26 joined in and replied with this 1.2 year ago, 1 day later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #767,585

Dogsluts!! Email me @ [email protected]

Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 1.2 year ago, 2 hours later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #767,713

@767,131 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

That's a bit extreme don't you think

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1.2 year ago, 6 minutes later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #767,719

@previous (Z-13)
Nope

Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 1.2 year ago, 5 minutes later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #767,723

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

So your in a club and this dude asks your gf if she wants a drink

What do u do

hot dotty replied with this 1.2 year ago, 4 minutes later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #767,726

@previous (Z-13)
the pitbull?

Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 1.2 year ago, 6 minutes later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #767,732

@previous (hot dotty)

> the pitbull?


Yeah the pit bull

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1.2 year ago, 19 minutes later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #767,738

@767,723 (Z-13)
@previous (Z-13)
Pop out its fucking eye

Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 1.2 year ago, 16 minutes later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #767,746

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

Why?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1.2 year ago, 6 minutes later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #767,750

@previous (Z-13)
Because no disgusting pigdog is going to get away with hitting on my woman in front of me

Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 1.2 year ago, 2 minutes later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #767,754

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

Turns out he was a staff member

You go to jail for gbh :(

brie !kGoudaMCFA joined in and replied with this 1.2 year ago, 3 minutes later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #767,755

@767,750 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
A cute jack russell terrier comes up and compliments your girl, what do you do?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1.2 year ago, 11 minutes later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #767,757

@767,754 (Z-13)
A staffie member

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 1.2 year ago, 23 seconds later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #767,758

@767,755 (brie !kGoudaMCFA)
Offer him peanut butter at my house

Anonymous Z-28 joined in and replied with this 1.2 year ago, 21 hours later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #768,056

Can guys can have sex with female dogs ?

Anonymous Z-29 joined in and replied with this 1.2 year ago, 16 minutes later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #768,066

@767,758 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

(Edited 33 seconds later.)

dogygirlLOL joined in and replied with this 1.2 year ago, 5 days later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #769,898

having intercourse with a dog is a sin, yet why do I want it so bad

hot toddy replied with this 1.2 year ago, 2 minutes later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #769,899

@previous (dogygirlLOL)

> having intercourse with a dog is a sin, yet why do I want it so bad

because you are sick dogygirl. you have demons telling u to have relations with beasts. you should talk to your pastor

dogygirlLol joined in and replied with this 1.2 year ago, 1 day later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #770,166

Im only 12 and no what i just said isnt just a random peice of crap, i am just seriosly scared for life, why the HELL did i read this!!!!

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Justagirl double-posted this 1.2 year ago, 5 minutes later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #770,169

@769,899 (hot toddy)

> > having intercourse with a dog is a sin, yet why do I want it so bad
>
> because you are sick dogygirl. you have demons telling u to have relations with beasts. you should talk to your pastor

I agree, i feel sick already just reading this D=

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 1.2 year ago, 3 hours later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #770,254

@770,166 (dogygirlLol)

Lol

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 1.2 year ago, 6 minutes later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #770,258

HorseLover joined in and replied with this 1.2 year ago, 1 day later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #771,018

Wow... Thats creepy... Am I the only one who thinks that that picture is creepy? (btw i'm only 12 lol)

HorseLover double-posted this 1.2 year ago, 3 minutes later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #771,022

@previous (HorseLover)

> Wow... Thats creepy... Am I the only one who thinks that that picture is creepy? (btw i'm only 12 lol)

I know, I know, i'm way to young to go on this cite, but I have a dirty mind! (Lol)

Anonymous U replied with this 1.2 year ago, 34 minutes later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #771,052

@previous (HorseLover)
horse lober

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 1.2 year ago, 26 minutes later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #771,068

@771,018 (HorseLover)

Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 1.2 year ago, 8 hours later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #771,143

@771,022 (HorseLover)

I'd run away before the resident paedos start asking for pix

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 1.2 year ago, 2 hours later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #771,159

Cffb huh dd joined in and replied with this 1.2 year ago, 3 weeks later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #776,350

Does this work with fixed dogs
??

cccuuunnttt !yDoooooooo replied with this 1.2 year ago, 2 minutes later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #776,351

@previous (Cffb huh dd)
lol

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1.2 year ago, 13 minutes later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #776,354

@776,350 (Cffb huh dd)
No it doesnt

Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 1.2 year ago, 20 minutes later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #776,364

@776,350 (Cffb huh dd)

Obviously not

Myla joined in and replied with this 1.1 year ago, 2 days later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #776,900

can't you get a disease from the dog?

Anonymous U replied with this 1.1 year ago, 17 hours later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #777,125

@776,351 (cccuuunnttt !yDoooooooo)

> lol

l o l

brie !kGoudaMCFA replied with this 1.1 year ago, 4 days later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #778,074

There once was a girl from Vancouver
Whom trained dogs to lick on her cooter
And to her surprise, the rumors weren't lies
The dog's knot nearly went through her

Default000000000 joined in and replied with this 1.1 year ago, 6 days later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #779,546

Horse lover

Default0000 double-posted this 1.1 year ago, 54 seconds later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #779,547

Anyone on?

Anonymous D replied with this 1.1 year ago, 1 hour later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #779,554

@previous (Default0000)
yes i love horse

Anonymous P replied with this 1.1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #779,556

@previous (D)
Prancing horses?

Anonymous Z-37 joined in and replied with this 1.1 year ago, 4 days later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #780,364

@726,624 (Hendrick)

> I WAS INVOLVED TO HAVE SEX WITH MY FEMALE DOG WHEN I WAS 14 YEARS OFF AGE, I JUST DO IT AND COME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, O WHAT A FEELING, SINCE THEN I DO IT MORE, I STILL FEEL LIKE DOING IT, DONT KNOW WHY? BUT IT WAS A HOT AND INTENSE FEELING

I would also like to have it now but do not get chance.

cccuuunnttt !yDoooooooo replied with this 1.1 year ago, 12 minutes later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #780,365

@previous (Z-37)

O WHAT A FEELING

Anonymous Z-38 joined in and replied with this 1.1 year ago, 2 days later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #780,873

Anyone want to have their dog fuck me?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1.1 year ago, 18 hours later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #781,028

@previous (Z-38)
Are you sexy?

Anonymous U replied with this 1.1 year ago, 12 hours later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #781,077

@776,900 (Myla)

> can't you get a disease from the dog?

i love this thread

crazygirl joined in and replied with this 1.1 year ago, 4 days later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #782,161

Show some pics

Anonymous Z-18 replied with this 1.1 year ago, 1 hour later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #782,167

@previous (crazygirl)
Post some from your collection

cccuuunnttt !yDoooooooo replied with this 1.1 year ago, 1 day later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #782,566

This topic is really popular with bots and sick fucks. :(

squeegee joined in and replied with this 1.1 year ago, 1 hour later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #782,578

@previous (cccuuunnttt !yDoooooooo)
brings a lot of women around though. the cheap suicide thread can't say that, it's a sausage fest in there.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1.1 year ago, 3 hours later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #782,602

@previous (squeegee)
Plus, if a woman's standards are so low that she would want to fuck a dog, there's a chance she might lower her standards just a teeny bit more and want to fuck a minichan user.

Anonymous Z-41 joined in and replied with this 1.1 year ago, 16 hours later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #782,785

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
so...there is a chance???
Oh hell yeah..

Anonymous Z-42 joined in and replied with this 1.1 year ago, 2 days later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #783,577

@740,627 (ku)

> sickos what do you think this is some kind of place where we just accept that people fuck dogs??

Dude in this world anything is accepted and it's no different than when you fuck your girl/man they're both mammals actually dogs have the closest penis similarity to humans other than horses

Anonymous Z-42 double-posted this 1.1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #783,579

@770,169 (Justagirl)

> > > having intercourse with a dog is a sin, yet why do I want it so bad
> >
> > because you are sick dogygirl. you have demons telling u to have relations with beasts. you should talk to your pastor
>
> I agree, i feel sick already just reading this D=

Dumbasses it says that in the Old Testament but in the New Testament it says nothing about the subject

Anonymous Z-42 triple-posted this 1.1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #783,582

@767,088 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> Sick dude! At least pick a respectable breed!

Puts are the most respectable breed they were put on this earth to be war machines they are single handed lay the most powerful dog in the world so fuck you pits are the shit

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1.1 year ago, 2 hours later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #783,635

@previous (Z-42)
Pits are the niggers of the canine world, you pathetic trash person.

Anonymous U replied with this 1.1 year ago, 1 hour later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #783,644

@783,577 (Z-42)

> > sickos what do you think this is some kind of place where we just accept that people fuck dogs??
>
> Dude in this world anything is accepted and it's no different than when you fuck your girl/man they're both mammals actually dogs have the closest penis similarity to humans other than horses

whatever dog fucker

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> Pits are the niggers of the canine world, you pathetic trash person.

shut up you nasty racist epitome-of-white-trash ass bitch

cccuuunnttt !yDoooooooo replied with this 1.1 year ago, 3 hours later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #783,691

@782,602 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I have some questions about this post fake anon

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1.1 year ago, 5 hours later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #783,735

@previous (cccuuunnttt !yDoooooooo)
Ok ask away.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1.1 year ago, 7 hours later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #783,802

@783,644 (U)
You can tell that I'm not white trash because I hate pitbulls. Only niggers and hillbillies like such a contemptible breed.

(Edited 6 minutes later.)

Anonymous U replied with this 1.1 year ago, 1 minute later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #783,803

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> You can tell that I'm not white
youre not white now? lol ok

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1.1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #783,806

@previous (U)
White trash. Someone would who dick down a bully breed is worse than a fucking coal burner.

(Edited 29 seconds later.)

tripaloski joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 week later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #785,970

is it okay to lose your virginity with a dog if you are a female?

Rooster replied with this 1 year ago, 53 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #785,980

@previous (tripaloski)
Yes.

Anonymous U replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #785,988

@785,970 (tripaloski)
no. it's not ok

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #786,011

@785,970 (tripaloski)
Its preferable to human sex

Takeko joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 day later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #786,175

beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 1 year ago, 23 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #786,177

@previous (Takeko)
what am i looking at
i think i see butthole

Take replied with this 1 year ago, 54 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #786,181

This is my DOG READY ass! I love sex with my dog and I'm so grateful to Anonymous A for posting this! Please, if you're a woman (NO men!), who can share your dog fucking experience/insights/tips with me please drop me a line at [email protected] It's true, dog spunk is hotter than human spunk (I'm a Cum Queen), and there's roughly twice as much of it. I have loved the taste of cum since I first tasted it, more spunk just means better sex to me. I'm masturbating now (and flooding!)! If you want to meet up with me in Sydney (au) drop me a line. T xxx.

Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #786,183

@786,175 (Takeko)
@786,177 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
@previous (Take)

Funniest interaction itt

Anonymous U replied with this 1 year ago, 7 hours later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #786,223

@786,177 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
that was her DOG READY ass

K_9 lover joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 16 hours later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #786,314

I just read this..i met this friend on this online game yareel..she just made me realize this is so fun..this was a fantasy inside my mind and niw she s guidind me and im on this path for 3 days contniously and im only at beginner level..i love to hear the experience from girls who actually do it ...if anyone interested..email me [email protected]

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #786,316

@previous (K_9 lover)
The fuck

Anonymous Z-46 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 29 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #786,318

delete this

Anonymous U replied with this 1 year ago, 6 hours later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #786,358

@previous (Z-46)

> delete this

seriously. what is wrong with people

beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 1 year ago, 2 days later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #786,873

Almost 100k visits!!

Anonymous Z-47 joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 1 week later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #788,657

next there will be pornos of girls eating dog shit

Anonymous Z-47 double-posted this 11 months ago, 4 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #788,659

Externally hosted image

Anonymous Z-47 triple-posted this 11 months ago, 1 minute later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #788,661

fuck this dog has more action than me
time to leave this universe

Slut on Wheels !iNRconCvDQ replied with this 11 months ago, 7 seconds later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #788,662

200 get

Anonymous Z-47 replied with this 11 months ago, 1 minute later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #788,663

Externally hosted imagewhat do u mean slut on wheeels

Anonymous Z-47 double-posted this 11 months ago, 5 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #788,664

thats y gandhi only fucked dudes

Slut on Wheels !iNRconCvDQ replied with this 11 months ago, 2 hours later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #788,673

@788,663 (Z-47)
i got the 200th post in this thread

A joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 2 days later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #789,062

Always surprises me the religious comments. If people are practicing Christian's and this is 'forbidden' why are they even in the site? And spending time reading/writing comments?

Anyway thanks for the tips. Bookmarked and hopefully of use next weekend 😋

Anonymous U replied with this 11 months ago, 7 hours later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #789,129

@previous (A)

> Always surprises me the religious comments. If people are practicing Christian's and this is 'forbidden' why are they even in the site? And spending time reading/writing comments?
>
> Anyway thanks for the tips. Bookmarked and hopefully of use next weekend 😋

why do we let dog fuckers use us like this

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 11 months ago, 50 seconds later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #789,130

@789,062 (A)
@previous (U)
U wot m8os?

Anonymous Z-46 replied with this 11 months ago, 11 hours later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #789,280

@789,062 (A)
What religious comments??

Slut on Wheels !iNRconCvDQ replied with this 11 months ago, 1 hour later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #789,289

@789,062 (A)
This is actually not a dogfucking site

Anonymous Z-18 replied with this 11 months ago, 14 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #789,291

@previous (Slut on Wheels !iNRconCvDQ)
It sort of is, really.

Anonymous Z-49 joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 4 days later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #790,299

What the hell is all this quoting the bible stuff ?? Don't you know the bible is a bunch of made up stories just like Aesop's Fables. If you took away religion 95% of terrorists would have to go out and look for a proper job, and many wars would never have happened.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 months ago, 50 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #790,302

@previous (Z-49)
What words, praytell, did you Google to find this thread?

Anonymous Z-50 joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 6 hours later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #790,369

Anonymous U replied with this 11 months ago, 18 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #790,374

@790,299 (Z-49)

> What the hell is all this quoting the bible stuff ?? Don't you know the bible is a bunch of made up stories just like Aesop's Fables. If you took away religion 95% of terrorists would have to go out and look for a proper job, and many wars would never have happened.

look it's killer lettuce from 3 years ago

Anonymous Z-51 joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 2 days later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #790,848

@379,649 (A)

> ORAL SEX
>
> Oral sex is the way many women first get exposed to dog love. Dogs are naturally attracted to the scent of a woman's vagina, so many of you have already discovered that Rover likes to sniff your panties or even your crotch. Allowing him to take it a step further is an excellent way to experience some of the greatest oral sex you will ever have in your life! One of the nicest things about allowing a dog to lick your snatch is that most male dogs will spend much more time than a human male providing you with the most electrifying oral sex. A dogs tongue is also much longer and is able to get to many places that a man can't or won't. A dogs tongue is covered with thousands of tiny buds that when he licks your clitoris you will feel sensations that you did not know existed. And, how many of you have had a man give you analingus? Not many i'll bet. Well, I'm hear to tell you that having your ass licked is a great thing, and a dog has no problem doing it for you!. If you have never experienced a tongue working from the very top of your slit all the way around to the end of your crack you have truly missed something grand.
>
> There are several very good positions for you to try if you want to try this. If you decide that your preference is clitoral/vaginal only I have found one position that works very well. I recommend that you sit on the edge of a bed so that the back of your calfs are flat against the edge of the bed. You then lay straight back picking your feet up and placing the on the edge of the bed. This will expose your clitoris, labia and vagina to his waiting tongue. For those of you who would like more but want to prevent him from trying to mount you then the ideal position is reclining on your side, on pillows or cushions, on the floor. All you have to do at that point is to raise your leg a little and he will have access to all of your pussy and ass. For those of you that want that ultimate experience you will have to give give him full and total access to you. This can only happen when you are down on all fours. Now I know that staying in that position for more than a few minutes is not comfortable at all but there is one way that I have found that will be both very comfortable and very enjoying. You kneel at the edge of your bed and then lie the upper part of you body face down onto the bed, keeping your knees on the floor. You then spread your knees apart as much as you dare giving him full access to you. One very important item to remember while you are considering what position you would like to use is that if you do not wish to have him mount you this is not the position to use.
>
> Now that we gone over all the wonderful things that a dog can do for you with his tongue, lets talk about what you can do with yours. According to several doctors and veterinarians I have spoken with, a dogs cock is three times cleaner that a mans cock. A dog will spend considerable time every day cleaning it, how many men do you know that do that? So, why not try it? I find that when I am sucking off a dog, I have a tremendous amount of mental stimulation that gets me horny as hell! Just knowing that I am sucking on an animals dick will get me so horny, that it doesn't take much to get me off. I will usually use a free hand to masturbate while I am sucking him, and I have some of the greatest orgasms this way.
>
> Most male dogs will gladly allow you to suck them and there are many positions to do it in. I find that two positions are very good and are easy to accomplish. For those of you that are just starting out and are nervous about doing it I recommend that you have him lie on his back with you next to him. This will give you full access to his cock and be able to control all the action. But, another great method I use is to lie on my back with the back of my head slightly raised by a pillow and have him stand over me with his cock within reach of my mouth. Then he humps me and does all the work, leaving my hands free to masturbate myself with. One important thing to remember when sucking a dog: While most men like to have their balls rubbed or fondled while having their cocks sucked, this is not so with all dogs. Before starting any sexual activity with him touch and feel his cock and balls to insure that he does like it. The next thing that we are going to do now that we have gotten into the position that we prefer is begin to get him aroused. I find that the best way is to first gently stroke his cock through his sheath until it begins to enlarge and slip out. Once you have at least an inch of him out of his sheath you should gently take him into your mouth. You should continue to gently stoke him with your hand while you begin to slowly move you mouth back and forth over his cock. As you do this his cock will continue to enlarge until he reaches full erection.
>
> While you are moving your mouth over his cock you should try to place the tip of you tongue into the indentation on the head of his cock as this will cause his to reach his climax. As he gets closer to his climax you will notice that at the base of his cock there is a very large bulge known as his knot. This knot is used to hold his cock inside a female (dog or human) until he has finished ejaculating. If you are considering going further then you should make a mental note of the size of his cock and knot. The average large dog has a cock, when aroused, that is 5 to 7 inches long and 1 and half to 2 inches wide. The knot for a dog whose cock is 6 inches long and 1 and a half wide can be two inches long and 4 inches wide. A dog is different than most mammals as from the time they begin to become aroused until they begin to get soft they will have some form of ejaculate coming from their cocks. At first arousal there is a clear thin fluid that tastes like iron and has the consistency of water, this is his precum that is for lubrication so his knot will slip into the females vagina. At full arousal is when he actually will produce his sperm and you can tell when this happens as his cum will begin to have a slightly salty taste to it. You should be aware that his cum will never be as thick as a mans but he will produce about twice as much as a man. I personally think that dog cum tastes much better than man cum.

Anonymous Z-51 double-posted this 11 months ago, 7 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #790,850

You are right. Come taste very good I have a Rottweiler has a very large cock he knots me every single time fux me I love the feeling of his cock throbbing and shooting cum inside of me I can feel it and he stays tied to me for about 10-15 minutes sometimes longer and when he pulls out is dick is so hard and big and still shooting come I love to lay down Underneath Him and let him shoot cum all over my tits my face as I suck his cock I suck is cock email funny maino up swallow it every time

Anonymous U replied with this 11 months ago, 24 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #790,854

@previous (Z-51)
> I suck his cock I suck is cock email funny maino up swallow it every time

Anonymous Z-9 replied with this 11 months ago, 3 days later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #791,480

guest33 joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 1 day later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #791,786

i for one think this is very normal and would love to have vaginal,oral and anal sex with my dog if i was a female but unfortunately i am a male and could only have oral and anal sex with him if i wanted to

Anonymous Z-53 joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 3 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #791,787

my dog wished for sex with me, but i turned him down

beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 11 months ago, 59 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #791,789

@791,786 (guest33)
That is indeed very unfortunate. Unrequited love is always tragic. 🐕💔

Anonymous U replied with this 11 months ago, 47 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #791,792

@791,786 (guest33)

> i for one think this is very normal and would love to have vaginal,oral and anal sex with my dog if i was a female but unfortunately i am a male and could only have oral and anal sex with him if i wanted to

tragic

Anonymous Z-54 joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 5 hours later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #791,850

Im just drunk and have watched some zoo porn.

Hey , go ahead and fuck your dog if it makes you feel good;Thats why men jetk off.

Whatever gets you off is up to you. For me , its audiological.

Hearing a woman get off (and not the fake porn actor stuff) is what works for me. If its a woman fucking her dog or a fat chick getting attention, doesn't matter to me, as long as i can close my eyes and hear a woman enjoying herself.

If it makes you feel good; go fuck yourself!

Anonymous Z-54 double-posted this 11 months ago, 5 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #791,852

@790,848 (Z-51)

> > ORAL SEX
> >
> > Oral sex is the way many women first get exposed to dog love. Dogs are naturally attracted to the scent of a woman's vagina, so many of you have already discovered that Rover likes to sniff your panties or even your crotch. Allowing him to take it a step further is an excellent way to experience some of the greatest oral sex you will ever have in your life! One of the nicest things about allowing a dog to lick your snatch is that most male dogs will spend much more time than a human male providing you with the most electrifying oral sex. A dogs tongue is also much longer and is able to get to many places that a man can't or won't. A dogs tongue is covered with thousands of tiny buds that when he licks your clitoris you will feel sensations that you did not know existed. And, how many of you have had a man give you analingus? Not many i'll bet. Well, I'm hear to tell you that having your ass licked is a great thing, and a dog has no problem doing it for you!. If you have never experienced a tongue working from the very top of your slit all the way around to the end of your crack you have truly missed something grand.
> >
> > There are several very good positions for you to try if you want to try this. If you decide that your preference is clitoral/vaginal only I have found one position that works very well. I recommend that you sit on the edge of a bed so that the back of your calfs are flat against the edge of the bed. You then lay straight back picking your feet up and placing the on the edge of the bed. This will expose your clitoris, labia and vagina to his waiting tongue. For those of you who would like more but want to prevent him from trying to mount you then the ideal position is reclining on your side, on pillows or cushions, on the floor. All you have to do at that point is to raise your leg a little and he will have access to all of your pussy and ass. For those of you that want that ultimate experience you will have to give give him full and total access to you. This can only happen when you are down on all fours. Now I know that staying in that position for more than a few minutes is not comfortable at all but there is one way that I have found that will be both very comfortable and very enjoying. You kneel at the edge of your bed and then lie the upper part of you body face down onto the bed, keeping your knees on the floor. You then spread your knees apart as much as you dare giving him full access to you. One very important item to remember while you are considering what position you would like to use is that if you do not wish to have him mount you this is not the position to use.
> >
> > Now that we gone over all the wonderful things that a dog can do for you with his tongue, lets talk about what you can do with yours. According to several doctors and veterinarians I have spoken with, a dogs cock is three times cleaner that a mans cock. A dog will spend considerable time every day cleaning it, how many men do you know that do that? So, why not try it? I find that when I am sucking off a dog, I have a tremendous amount of mental stimulation that gets me horny as hell! Just knowing that I am sucking on an animals dick will get me so horny, that it doesn't take much to get me off. I will usually use a free hand to masturbate while I am sucking him, and I have some of the greatest orgasms this way.
> >
> > Most male dogs will gladly allow you to suck them and there are many positions to do it in. I find that two positions are very good and are easy to accomplish. For those of you that are just starting out and are nervous about doing it I recommend that you have him lie on his back with you next to him. This will give you full access to his cock and be able to control all the action. But, another great method I use is to lie on my back with the back of my head slightly raised by a pillow and have him stand over me with his cock within reach of my mouth. Then he humps me and does all the work, leaving my hands free to masturbate myself with. One important thing to remember when sucking a dog: While most men like to have their balls rubbed or fondled while having their cocks sucked, this is not so with all dogs. Before starting any sexual activity with him touch and feel his cock and balls to insure that he does like it. The next thing that we are going to do now that we have gotten into the position that we prefer is begin to get him aroused. I find that the best way is to first gently stroke his cock through his sheath until it begins to enlarge and slip out. Once you have at least an inch of him out of his sheath you should gently take him into your mouth. You should continue to gently stoke him with your hand while you begin to slowly move you mouth back and forth over his cock. As you do this his cock will continue to enlarge until he reaches full erection.
> >
> > While you are moving your mouth over his cock you should try to place the tip of you tongue into the indentation on the head of his cock as this will cause his to reach his climax. As he gets closer to his climax you will notice that at the base of his cock there is a very large bulge known as his knot. This knot is used to hold his cock inside a female (dog or human) until he has finished ejaculating. If you are considering going further then you should make a mental note of the size of his cock and knot. The average large dog has a cock, when aroused, that is 5 to 7 inches long and 1 and half to 2 inches wide. The knot for a dog whose cock is 6 inches long and 1 and a half wide can be two inches long and 4 inches wide. A dog is different than most mammals as from the time they begin to become aroused until they begin to get soft they will have some form of ejaculate coming from their cocks. At first arousal there is a clear thin fluid that tastes like iron and has the consistency of water, this is his precum that is for lubrication so his knot will slip into the females vagina. At full arousal is when he actually will produce his sperm and you can tell when this happens as his cum will begin to have a slightly salty taste to it. You should be aware that his cum will never be as thick as a mans but he will produce about twice as much as a man. I personally think that dog cum tastes much better than man cum.


Dont know who wrote this, but your men must have been horrible at oral.

Anonymous Z-53 replied with this 11 months ago, 2 hours later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #791,879

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Anonymous Z-55 joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 4 days later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #793,080

hey brahs my name is david and i love to let my bulldog slobber all over my bestial shaft unfortunately it was much too big for her pussy but man she could fit it in heer mouth and my mom was quite shocked because i showed her a picture as proof and she took her away but now i got her back and she's my new lover again because human roasties are too pathetic and hateful

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 11 months ago, 55 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #793,127

@previous (Z-55)
Thats not a bulldog, you retard

Anonymous Z-55 replied with this 11 months ago, 9 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #793,141

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
why you gotta be hating brah? women are worthless why should i be betabux when my dog slurps me up happily?

Anonymous Z-56 joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 8 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #793,147

that is not even him, pricknose

Meta replied with this 11 months ago, 20 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #793,158

@793,127 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> Thats not a bulldog, you retard

it's a French bulldog retard

@793,080 (Z-55)

> hey brahs my name is david and i love to let my bulldog slobber all over my bestial shaft unfortunately it was much too big for her pussy but man she could fit it in heer mouth and my mom was quite shocked because i showed her a picture as proof and she took her away but now i got her back and she's my new lover again because human roasties are too pathetic and hateful

I hope you get felony charges for animal abuse

Anonymous Z-56 replied with this 11 months ago, 1 minute later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #793,160

this dude just has the face of cock

Anonymous Z-57 joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 9 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #793,168

@previous (Z-56)
This women has overindulged sex with dogs.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 11 months ago, 28 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #793,198

@793,158 (Meta)
Its a Boston terrier

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 11 months ago, 1 minute later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #793,199

@793,141 (Z-55)
If you're fucking a dog, at least get the breed right. God

Meta replied with this 11 months ago, 4 hours later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #793,256

@793,198 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> Its a Boston terrier

lol I know retard

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 11 months ago, 10 hours later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #793,314

@previous (Meta)
Fuck you, retard! Fuck you!

beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 11 months ago, 19 hours later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #793,548

Externally hosted image

!hehzOOPGy. joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 3 days later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #794,355

I am from a most christian country where pope John Poul II was from and please listen to me. Old Testament says that only 144,000 righteous will pass the final judgment and the rest will end in hell, so after so many years... Let them do what they want

becky replied with this 11 months ago, 16 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #794,358

@previous (!hehzOOPGy.)
What

Anonymous Z-46 replied with this 11 months ago, 24 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #794,359

@794,355 (!hehzOOPGy.)
but we would have been past 144k dead people before the bible was finished being written

!tsGpSwX8mo replied with this 11 months ago, 56 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #794,362

praise the lord

Anonymous Z-59 joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 36 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #794,365

@793,314 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
I wish this was a face to face confrontation in your front yard...and I was there with you...I'd run over and punch him in the mouth..

Anonymous U replied with this 11 months ago, 5 hours later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #794,432

@previous (Z-59)

> I wish this was a face to face confrontation in your front yard...and I was there with you...I'd run over and punch him in the mouth..

I'll cut you

Putrefied Truth joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 3 weeks later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #799,740

@379,668 (RandPaul2016 !4EB6xd.Oos)
A Sumerian Codex of 2000BC contains the first attempt to ban the mutual warmth and tingles of loving coitus between humans and animals. In 4th century Ireland the punishment was the sacrifice of the animal to banish the sin, though in parts of the Islamic world the same can be achieved by marriage (whether the four-legged party likes it or not!). The ancient Isreali edition of Tyranny for Dummies which you worship, then, is just another chapter in the ongoing struggle of the brainless and scared to disrupt something which was going on long before any one person tried to tell another what was right or wrong. As far as I know the animals are yet to enact any legislation precluding sex with humans!
And for an apparent holy person, one must wonder what search terms possibly brought YOU to "A Girl's Guide to Sex with Dogs", in which the standout terms are "cum", "oral", "vaginal" and "anal"? Maybe you just searched for "knot" and are some sailor/scoutmaster lost on the internet. None of my business, I'm just here for the erotic literature meself. Good day!

Sheila LaBeouf replied with this 10 months ago, 6 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #799,742

@previous (Putrefied Truth)
> animals are yet to enact any legislation precluding sex with humans
classic animal-fucker logic
> Maybe you just searched for "knot" and are some sailor/scoutmaster lost on the internet
im just trying to get my cub scout merit badges you sick dog pervert

Putrefied Truth joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 5 days later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #800,634

actually pal I am a dog. I love nothing more than a good noshing from my owner, she's tidy and sucks like NooNoo

Anonymous Z-62 joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 1 week later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #802,667

this thread was certainly an interesting read holy shit

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 9 months ago, 3 hours later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #802,692

Ok everyone who wants to fuck a dog, can you not?

dreamworks !ea7At1rwaI replied with this 9 months ago, 14 hours later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #802,824

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
you are just jealous that you don't have a tidy owner who sucks like a NooNoo

Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 9 months ago, 20 minutes later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #802,829

@previous (dreamworks !ea7At1rwaI)

I wish I had fashionable glasses like that pupper

dreamworks !ea7At1rwaI replied with this 9 months ago, 6 minutes later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #802,831

@previous (Z-13)
they look like my mom's glasses

Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #802,834

@previous (dreamworks !ea7At1rwaI)

Guess your mom is a secret minichan minion and dog nosher

dreamworks !ea7At1rwaI replied with this 9 months ago, 44 seconds later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #802,836

@previous (Z-13)
ooooo

dreamworks !CqOPp9OLdw joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 2 hours later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #802,891

i touch my dog at night

Meta replied with this 9 months ago, 3 hours later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #802,923

@previous (dreamworks !CqOPp9OLdw)
isn't that that email you had that I made up

Anonymous Z-64 joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 2 weeks later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #806,938

Thanks.

Anonymous Z-65 joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 30 minutes later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #806,943

bunp

Anonymous Z-66 joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 3 days later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #807,786

Okay so I know it said before that it won't work with a fixed dog but is that true? My fixed male dog tries to fuck my fixed female dog and every time I see it, I get so fucking wet. I want him to fuck me so bad but I don't know if it will work since he is fixed. He was also abused before we adopted him and is very nervous and skittish.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous U replied with this 9 months ago, 27 minutes later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #807,793

@previous (Z-66)
don't fuck your abused dog, retard

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 months ago, 25 minutes later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #807,814

@807,786 (Z-66)
Which breed is he?

Anonymous Z-66 replied with this 9 months ago, 4 minutes later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #807,816

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> Which breed is he?

He's an Australian cattle dog mix. Is he big enough?

Anonymous Z-66 double-posted this 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #807,817

@807,793 (U)

> don't fuck your abused dog, retard

If he gets nervous, and does like it, I won't do it but maybe it will help him loosen up.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 months ago, 20 minutes later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #807,819

@807,816 (Z-66)
Hes definitely big enough. Especially if you arent penetrating him.

Anonymous Z-67 joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 3 hours later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #807,869

@807,817 (Z-66)

> > don't fuck your abused dog, retard

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 months ago, 18 hours later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #808,095

Just eat Ryvita™

Lover of dogsex joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 5 days later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #809,286

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)The 50

> You are right. Come taste very good I have a Rottweiler has a very large cock he knots me every single time fux me I love the feeling of his cock throbbing and shooting cum inside of me I can feel it and he stays tied to me for about 10-15 minutes sometimes longer and when he pulls out is dick is so hard and big and still shooting come I love to lay down Underneath Him and let him shoot cum all over my tits my face as I suck his cock I suck is cock email funny maino up swallow it every time

I think ur doin the right thing. I'd love to have girlfriend that fucked her big dog, and blowing him. Turns me on as hell. Then we could take turns the dog and I with the girlfriend, or tagteam her. That's my wish. Ur a good girl that is keeping ur dog and ur self happy.

Anonymous U replied with this 8 months ago, 1 minute later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #809,287

@previous (Lover of dogsex)
> I think ur doin the right thing. I'd love to have girlfriend that fucked her big dog, and blowing him. Turns me on as hell.

Lover of dogsex replied with this 8 months ago, 22 seconds later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #809,288

@807,786 (Z-66)

> Okay so I know it said before that it won't work with a fixed dog but is that true? My fixed male dog tries to fuck my fixed female dog and every time I see it, I get so fucking wet. I want him to fuck me so bad but I don't know if it will work since he is fixed. He was also abused before we adopted him and is very nervous and skittish.

I know u want to try fucking ur dog because it turns u on. Nothing wrong with that, as long as your dog isn't harmed. Just get on with it.

Lover of dogsex double-posted this 8 months ago, 7 minutes later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #809,290

@785,970 (tripaloski)

> is it okay to lose your virginity with a dog if you are a female?

Yes of course.

Anonymous Z-67 replied with this 8 months ago, 16 hours later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #809,497

LOL

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

Anonymous Z-67 double-posted this 8 months ago, 18 minutes later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #809,513

@previous (Z-67)

> LOL

this is thread is wacky backy

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

undereli joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 2 weeks later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #815,101

This is a delightful site. Not that the subject is new. I first read about it in a book of women’s erotic stories over thirty years ago, in my late teens. I thought the title of that book was “The Naked Ape,” but was never able to locate it again, so it probably wasn’t called that. I even, once, in ’91, visited a Vancouver-area erotic bookstore that sold beastiality novels: your standard porn novels, but with dogs included! Can’t recall the name of that store, and have never found it since.

In ’97 or ’98, at university, when I discovered access to the internet (Netscape Navigator days), there was a site called “The Barnyard,” that featured dozens of images of women on all fours, being pleasured by their best friends. As you can imagine, that particular site was shut down not long after I found it.

Since then it’s been touch-and-go finding good sites that cater to this. They never last long. But what a novel concept, eh, to have an experienced woman guiding others who want to share this pleasure? I’m no more than a voyeur, your typical man whose sometime perversions lean towards this. How special it was to discover this place!

It’s been said here that women and dogs have been doing this for a very long time, and I believe it – far longer than the Christian church as we know it has been around. Too bad about all of the savior trolls, who have the time to find their way here, then have even more time to be critical. If they go to all the trouble, you’d think they’d at least partake a little first, before calling us sinners. All they’re doing is hiding their own sinful ways, which isn’t new, either. Funny how they always find the kink and alternative sites I enjoy, only to say – once again – how we’re going to hell.

I only found this one day ago, and I’m a fan already. Keep up the great work, and do not let anyone tell you that you can’t or shouldn’t pursue this. It’s far better than war.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous Z-65 replied with this 8 months ago, 1 hour later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #815,107

@previous (undereli)
k

Anonymous U replied with this 8 months ago, 4 hours later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #815,185

@815,101 (undereli)
> it's far better than war
dog fucking is pretty low on the list of "things better than war" tbh

Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 8 months ago, 1 hour later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #815,225

@previous (U)

Look fuckboi, if you don't support using your dog ready ass then you're just a war supporting nazi.

Anonymous U replied with this 8 months ago, 6 minutes later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #815,226

@previous (Z-13)
fuck dogs not war ™

Anonymous Z-70 joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 3 weeks later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #821,727

robert joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 1 day later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #822,028

hello im looking for a lady that is in to this,,,i find it very very sexy,,,,

Anonymous Z-65 replied with this 7 months ago, 4 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #822,033

@previous (robert)
Hi Robert,,,,

Slut on Wheels !iNRconCvDQ replied with this 7 months ago, 7 hours later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #822,093

@822,028 (robert)
I sent you a PM

robert replied with this 7 months ago, 2 days later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #822,864

hi my email is [email protected] to talk

Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 7 months ago, 1 minute later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #822,865

@previous (robert)

Anonymous U replied with this 7 months ago, 10 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #822,867

@822,093 (Slut on Wheels !iNRconCvDQ)

> I sent you a PM

hahaha

Johan joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 1 week later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #826,413

Hi are there ladies that wants to talk I'm male 32 got 2 big dogs [email protected]

Interested Lady !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 7 months ago, 1 hour later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #826,436

@previous (Johan)
Please email [email protected] with a detailed history of all crimes you have committed against animals. Thank you.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous Z-65 replied with this 7 months ago, 3 hours later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #826,524

@826,413 (Johan)
email sent

Anonymous Z-73 joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 2 weeks later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #831,722

/v/ represent !!!!11

Meta joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 4 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #831,728

@previous (Z-73)
get out of here scram

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 6 months ago, 5 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #831,732

@831,722 (Z-73)
How did you find this thread?

Anonymous Z-75 joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 week later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #833,771

I want to talk to someone about my dog fantasies

Anonymous Z-65 replied with this 6 months ago, 12 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #833,773

@previous (Z-75)
Talk with us

Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 6 months ago, 3 hours later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #833,789

@previous (Z-65)

Yeah spill it sister

Anonymous Z-76 joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 1 week later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #837,983

I am a guy and I can't seem to get my dog horny. He still has his balls and I really want to suck him. Any tips?

Anonymous D replied with this 5 months ago, 27 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #837,984

@previous (Z-76)
Do you have $20 to spend?

Anonymous Z-76 replied with this 5 months ago, 11 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #837,987

@706,240 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> But he has never used a dog bed

@831,732 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
You seem really cool and crazy. Where are you in the world?

Anonymous Z-76 double-posted this 5 months ago, 1 minute later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #837,988

@837,984 (D)

> Do you have $20 to spend?

Yes, why do you ask?

Anonymous Z-65 replied with this 5 months ago, 9 hours later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #838,078

@837,983 (Z-76)
What if your dog isn’t gay

Anonymous Z-76 replied with this 5 months ago, 19 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #838,095

@previous (Z-65)

> What if your dog isn’t gay

My dog isn't gay. Gay is a human idea created by humans. Animals are pure they only feel the pleasure.

Anonymous Z-77 joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 26 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #838,099

@previous (Z-76)
http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150206-are-there-any-homosexual-animals

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 months ago, 34 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #838,111

300 get

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 5 months ago, 2 hours later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #838,155

@837,987 (Z-76)
To spread hate and misery, my fine fellow

Xenus_the_dragon joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 3 weeks later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #844,960

This is by far the funniest thread I've read in a while. You got the religious ones ranting about how this (and everything else) is a sin, you got the people who think this whole idea is disgusting (they're just closed minded), you got the people who went and trial ran this shit, and you have other people like me literally here to see the show. Best thread 2017

$anta joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 1 hour later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #844,965

let me fork the balls out of this thread.

beckyderp !LiptondPyg replied with this 4 months ago, 12 hours later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #845,045

@844,960 (Xenus_the_dragon)
so are you into dog sex or not?

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 4 months ago, 19 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #845,058

@844,960 (Xenus_the_dragon)

> Best thread 2017

Are you sure about that?

http://minichan.org/topic/68663

(Edited 18 seconds later.)

Anonymous U replied with this 4 months ago, 27 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #845,061

@844,960 (Xenus_the_dragon)

> This is by far the funniest thread I've read in a while. You got the religious ones ranting about how this (and everything else) is a sin, you got the people who think this whole idea is disgusting (they're just closed minded), you got the people who went and trial ran this shit, and you have other people like me literally here to see the show. Best thread 2017

sure you're just here to read about it. dog fucking pervert

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 4 months ago, 6 days later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #847,842

Why aren't you reading my blog instead?

http://minichan.org/topic/24606

(Edited 4 hours later by a moderator.)

Anonymous Z-80 joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 9 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #847,855

@previous (16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA)
Because you're a faggot.

Anonymous Z-81 joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 4 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #847,858

@previous (Z-80)
Trolls ever fucking topic including the how to drain balls of pooch for joy juice.
That kid is still a virgin who cannot understand why a girl with overgrowth of acne needs a pooch to make juice.

Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 4 months ago, 35 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #847,878

@844,960 (Xenus_the_dragon)

This thread is from like 2012

The Beasty Girl joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 1 day later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #848,634

@745,282 (Maryes)

> We found out years ago when I was first introduced to having sex with our male Lab, that after his first mount, he will return often during the day to see if I am still available. On a number of days I was available to him over 6 times with four of those being a full mount, knot and all. My husband still enjoys the days I need him more than twice :-)

I wish my husband was into this.

Anonymous Z-83 joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 2 days later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #849,490

I believe religion is the biggest scam in history. But IF it turns out to be true (which will not), then I would much rather spend eternity in hell partying with all the cool, open minded, progressive, fun, interesting "sinners", than spend it in heaven whorshiping a tyrant God with the boring, hypocrate, brainless, judgemental, backwards religious people. Just my 2 cents

16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA replied with this 4 months ago, 1 minute later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #849,491

@previous (Z-83)
Same, I wouldn't want to spend eternity with someone who sends people to hell for not believing in him.

beckyderp !LiptondPyg replied with this 4 months ago, 4 hours later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #849,561

@849,490 (Z-83)
You want to spend eternity with dogfuckers?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 4 months ago, 2 hours later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #849,576

@previous (beckyderp !LiptondPyg)
You have spent 5.1 years with them already. What's an eternity more?

Anonymous Z-84 joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 1 day later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #849,980

I don't know why but my dog has no problem licking my pussy, but he starts growling at me when I start touching his dick... What should I do?

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 4 months ago, 21 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #849,986

@previous (Z-84)
http://minichan.org/topic/1650

Anonymous Z-46 replied with this 4 months ago, 2 hours later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #850,016

@849,490 (Z-83)
do they party in hell?? i thought it was like eternal burning and stuff

Dirty Dan the reasonable man joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 1 week later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #853,165

@379,740 (D)

> Possibly. There's nothing against bestiality in the New Testament anyway, so it's sort of old law and I don't think it applies.

If you want to be reasonable about this, then forget about anything the bible has to say. It is man made fiction. And who would get their bases for morality from a cult of human sacrifice. As you said, as long as you are not causing harm to others, you can do as you please.@379,740 (D)

Anonymous D replied with this 4 months ago, 1 hour later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #853,176

@previous (Dirty Dan the reasonable man)
Are you a dogfucker or not?

Anonymous U replied with this 4 months ago, 11 hours later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #853,324

@previous (D)
dirty Dan is obviously a dog fucker

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Anonymous Z-65 replied with this 4 months ago, 2 hours later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #853,356

@previous (U)
I think it is.

Anonymous Z-86 joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 2 weeks later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #859,531

Hi, curiosity led me here and I expected to see what i read, The dog has brought you down to it level, just like the snake did Eve and made her fall from grace, now you have become its bitch, a dog has no respect for any dog (even it mother) and they all lust for it and you will to because the sperm deposited adds some dog traits to your body system, that is why you should never let a dog turn you into a dog, as soon as that happens you will loose your self-esteem, And start thinking of the dog as your lover, depriving bitches of they occasional lover, and locking out the possibilities of getting the right man for you, my gut tells me you should kill the dog, unless the dog is dead, you will continue to list for it because the sex you had with it has a spiritual bonding and makes you think like a dog, never allow pets to live in your house, they belong to the cage, and don't forget where you belong, God created woman so that man will not be alone, not so that dog will not be alone, of all the things God created only human is in his image, and of all he created, human took a whole day to be created and he attested human to be perfect. You need a man with huge dick, your son will still respect you if he sees you fucking his daddy or a man who happens to have a huge curve dick but he will never respect you if he sees you fucking with a dog, he may start fucking you himself since it seems you are willing to take anything from any creator (both beautiful and ugly) into your pussy as long as it satisfies and makes you want more, no one wants to present a dog as his/her step father, and only as insane man will watch his wife fuck a dog even though he love see other women do so, and only an insane man will be attracted to fucking a dog, last advice, get a job to keeps you busy, go on romantic dates with you man, or play challenging video games at your leisure time because an idle man is the devils workshop, read the bible, and control your desires. If want to query me email me at [email protected]

Anonymous U replied with this 3 months ago, 11 hours later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #859,632

@previous (Z-86)
wow. this one's something else

KnottyGirl joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 week later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #864,674

Dog's are the most loving, non-judgemental and loyal beings. Ive never had sex with one, but would love to. Many years ago I had a dog who wouldn't leave me alone, especially during mensis. He belonged to a lady I took care of, so I felt it would be inappropriate. I often think back on those years. He always cried when I didn't let him fuck me. I really felt sorry for him. It always took forever for his rocket to go back. I wish I had been able to feel it shoot off inside me. His cock was truly beautiful.

Anonymous Z-88 joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 hour later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #864,725

the thread that keeps on giving

Anonymous D replied with this 3 months ago, 9 minutes later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #864,727

@864,674 (KnottyGirl)
what kind of dog was it

Anonymous Z-89 joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 9 minutes later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #864,729

@previous (D)
She said it was the Doggone breed.

Anonymous U replied with this 3 months ago, 2 hours later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #864,747

@864,725 (Z-88)
it's a blessing

Anonymous Z-90 joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 33 minutes later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #864,754

one day mario woke up and decided to take a shit because hey he's mario. so mario went up to yoshi and said "yoshi i want you to be my shitter" and since yoshi was mario's bitch he opened his mouth. mario pulled down his stained briefs and began to shit in yoshi's mouth. yoshi was forbidden to express any emotions but at this moment he was feeling very aroused. mario's face turned red as he grunted and strained to push his log of shit out of his ass. he farted and little shit particles flew into yoshi's eyes. yoshi's eyes teared up, not from the pain of the shit particles nor from the paint-peeling stench coming from mario's unwashed ass, but from the sheer ecstasy of being mario's shitter. mario noticed this and began to grunt harder, teasing the horny beast. mario noticed that yoshi was fiddling around with his dino-wiener, which had become quite erect. "stop that this instant" commanded mario, noticing his own 2-incher was growing hard as well. yoshi whined and reluctantly lowered his hands. with a final grunt and a smelly fart, mario's log of shit finally dropped from his ass into yoshi's mouth. mario turned around and watched as yoshi chewed the shit log. "eat it bitch. eat it all" said mario. yoshi pretended he hated doing this so much but his throbbing wiener and moans of joy told mario otherwise. "swallow it" ordered mario but yoshi didn't want to swallow it yet. he wanted to savor the shit. "SWALLOW IT RIGHT NOW" screamed mario as he began wang-slapping yoshi across the face. mario, hands on his hips, thrust his pelvis from side to side across yoshi's face, punishing the naughty dinosaur. "YOU DO WHAT MARIO TELLS YOU" he screamed. after about fourty wang-slaps his wiener started to become sore so he stopped. by now the shit log had gone down yoshi's throat. "eggulate" he ordered. yoshi strained and produced an egg. inside this egg contained what was previously his shit log. mario walked over to his shelf and placed it with the others. he had hundreds possibly thousands of these shit-eggs. he planned to use these against bowser the next time he kidnapped peach. now there was only one thing left to do. mario bent over and pointed his ass at yoshi who immediately knew what to do. he began to use his tongue to clean mario's shitty ass. mario couldn't hold it back. his peener let loose with some "italian ranch dressing." this brought yoshi to an orgasm as well. with both their wieners pleasantly limp and tingling they continued with the cleaning process. "don't forget to thorougly clean the dingleberries from the hairs" mario advised. yoshi obeyed his master. ten minutes later mario decided he was clean and put his clothes back on. now it was luigi's turn with yoshi. "yo luigi i got him warned up for you" mario called as he walked out of the yoshi room. luigi walked in past him with a sly smile under his mustache and carrying an apple and a hot wheels car. "hello yoshi guess what time it is again" he said in a low voice as he locked the door behind him. mario walked out into the kitchen ignoring yoshi's squeals of pain and joy, and poured himself a bowl of cereal. unfortunately he had forgotten to purchase milk, but he could improvise. he took out his wiener and peed into his cheerios. mario sat down in front of the tv and began to eat his cheerios and pee while periodically scratching his balls. "hey these cheerios and pee aren't half bad" mario said out loud and contemplated having another bowl before he realized that he was all out of pee. luigi had now returned, panting and sweating. "yo luigi let me borrow some of your pee" said mario as he pointed the bowl at luigi's crotch. "gee mario i don't know what you would want with my pee but sure" said luigi as he unzipped his overalls. luigi filled mario's bowl but still had some more pee left in him. he took this opportunity to mark his territory around the house. first he peed on his side of the couch then he peed on his chair at the dining table. he only had a little pee left so he had to make this last one count. he looked around the room and spotted his brother. he ran up and peed on mario, marking him as his own. "no one else can have you!" shouted luigi. mario "accidentally" got some of luigi's pee in his mouth. mario and luigi finished eating their cheerios with pee and decided to go for a walk in the park. they hooked yoshi up to his leash and took turns raping him during the walk to the park. by the time they arrived at the park all three of them were tuckered out and decided to just shit in the shade of the big oak tree. it seemed like today was going to be another peaceful day.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 3 months ago, 1 day later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #865,090

@782,602 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Never asked if your lady has fucked a Collie

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 months ago, 1 day later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #865,650

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Good point. I have asked if she was a furry/zoophile and she said no. Could have been lying and also could have done it regardless.

someone joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 4 days later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #867,485

I’m 14 and i’m considering having sex with a dog but i’m kinda scared since i’m a virgin that it’ll hurt a lot and it’s bad to lose your virginity especially since i’m worried that if i ever go to s doctor or something they’ll notice and my parents will find out. aren’t dogs rough when they try put it in, should i just find another way to lose my virginity or is there a possibility i actually won’t lose it if i do have a dogs dick in me or should i just not even bother with it

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 2 months ago, 1 day later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #868,066

@previous (someone)
You cant get a 14 year old boy to do it?

Anonymous Z-92 joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #868,113

This is real and natural. Dogs and humans are animals and sex with a dog beats every sexual experience..it is a pure experience without human wordy bullshit. I'm a male and watch dogs with women and it is just so stimulating..The taboo of it really sends the experience into the stratosphere...We has 90trillion cells in our bodies and they can't talk but man can they feel!!!!Bravo This site and honesty of the purest delight one can experience as a pure..sensual experience..Screw human ideas about it..

Anonymous Z-92 double-posted this 2 months ago, 4 minutes later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #868,118

Thinking about it will stop you..follow your natural instinct for pleasure. We humans still have the vestigial muscles and inactive? Nerves to wax our 3 coxxigal bones. I've seen d
Them while discerning a human body..Want to wag your too? HAVE SEX WITH HUMAN KINDS BEST FRIEND AND LOVER...

Anonymous Z-92 triple-posted this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #868,121

I'd love to meet up with you..are you in Ramona California?

beckyderp !TNyDikii4A replied with this 2 months ago, 35 minutes later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #868,130

@868,113 (Z-92)
what

@868,118 (Z-92)
what

@previous (Z-92)
what

Anonymous Z-94 joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 2 days later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #869,172

I was about 14 when I had my first dog experience. As a boy working on a camping site we had a workshop where the adult staff had coffee and tea and kept there porn. As the Saturday boy I had access to the shed and crucially the porn. When wanking one day a dog came in and of course being turned on by the cock smell started licking and to cut a long story short over the next few months we progressed to licking each other and me wanking him into my mouth. Never had so much horny fun. Desperately want more!

Anonymous U replied with this 2 months ago, 22 minutes later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #869,181

@previous (Z-94)
> Saturday boy

Anonymous Z-96 joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 month later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #878,743

@379,653 (A)

> ANAL SEX
>
> There are some things that you should consider before you attempt allowing your lover to mount you for the purpose of anal sex. You should be experienced with anal sex, by this I mean you should have no difficulty taking your human lovers cock into you. You will not always be successful with achieving penetration and if you do you may wind up with his knot inside you. If you now still want to try it well lets go. In finding a good position for male canine/human female anal sex I have tried dozens of positions and found many that work and many that didn't.
>
> I have found that the best position is one called a modified doggy position. To get into that position you should first find a open space, very private of course, inside your house or wherever and place a soft pad on the floor for you to kneel on. You then kneel on the pad and get into a normal doggy position. To achieve the correct position you now bring your knees forward and tuck them up into your stomach. Now that you have done that you rest the front of your body on your elbows. Great you have mastered getting into the proper position, now there are some other things you have to do before you call to your lover. We have this little problem with lubrication that has to be solved with something otherwise this will really hurt. I have found that natural oils such as olive or corn oils work best and will not hurt your lover. NEVER NEVER use vaseline or that like as they will make the dog sick or even worse.
> Well now we know what lubrication we are going to use we must now apply it. It is not enough to just smear a little oil on the outside of your anus for this to work, you must lubricate both outside as well as inside. The easy part is the outside and I leave that until I am in position to do. To lubricate the inside I have found that if I lubricate as much of the inside of my anus as possible I have no discomfort at all. I use a large eyedropper, that will hold about an once or so of oil, to get the oil inside and when I have done that insert one finger to spread the oil over the muscle.
>
> Congratulations you are now ready, you have done your inside lubrication and are in the proper position and here comes your lover. You should now take your oil and rub some on your anus and the area around it. After he has mounted you you will probably have to guide him into you. Once he is inside he will hump just like an vaginal sex. The same precautions concerning his knot should be used here as well. I do not recommend those just starting out to try having him insert his knot. As there is not as much stimulation with anal sex you may want to gently masturbate while he is in you. There is one way to increase the stimulation and that is place a dildo into your vagina. This will transmit his movement inside you to you clitoris and help you reach climax.
>
> Just a few footnotes about the fun of canine human sex. You can do all of these things while a human lover, male or female is present and in some cases the experience is more enjoyable. I would have liked to have had illustrations for this but I have not found someone to pose for them and I am more than a little nervous about having my picture here. Ladies any volunteers?
>
> GOOD LUCK

I have tried to get my dog to do it with me. I have gotten in several positions and he will lick for a while but he’ll get tired after a while and stop. I can’t get him to mount me. Does anyone have any adive?

Anonymous Z-46 replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #878,777

@previous (Z-96)
stop raping your dog

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 month ago, 1 week later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #881,480

@previous (Z-46)
Do you have any actually helpful advice?

Anonymous Z-46 replied with this 1 month ago, 3 hours later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #881,584

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
It'll cost you $20.

Anonymous Z-98 joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 1 week later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #884,461

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 weeks later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #889,280

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