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Topic: A Girl's Guide to Sex with Dogs

Anonymous A started this discussion 4.1 years ago #24,606

My name is Jamie, and I am not ashamed to say that I enjoy having sex with dogs (and I've been doing it since I was 14!), I am totally "normal" in almost all respects: I'm 28 and live in Los Angeles. I have a boyfriend who is pretty good in bed and I have a great job as a graphic artist. But I've found that dogs can actually be better and more satisfying lovers than either men or women!

I know that sounds weird, and a lot of you will be shocked by this, but thousands of women and girls worldwide agree with me, and, by all indications, more women are discovering this secret every day. Women have been having sex with animals for centuries, and I wholeheartedly recommend it to any woman who wants to experience what is possibly the most intense and electrifying sexual experience there is.

If you have a dog, chances are he is practically your best friend already. He is more loyal than any man, and loves you completely, unlike many men. He doesn't talk back or argue, and he's always there for you. Why not take it a step further and let him become your sexual lover? Male dogs are naturally horny practically all the time, so helping him relieve some sexual frustration can just be a demonstration of your love for him, and a lot of fun for you! Unlike men, dogs are almost always ready to have sex when you want to, they won't tell all their friends about your experience together (and who cares if they do?), they can't expose you to AIDS or other sexual diseases, and, perhaps best of all, they can't get you pregnant!

Now, I'm not some weirdo who advocates sleeping only with dogs and not with men. Far from it: I have a good relationship with my boyfriend and we are sexually active. (I've also had one serious relationship with a woman.) However, I seem to be hornier than he is, particularly at certain times of the month. There are times when my guy isn't around, or doesn't feel like it, or I don't want the emotional complications involved with human sex. I can then turn to my doggie to get off, and its great.

I'm sure many of you are disgusted by this whole thing, and that's okay. Just quit reading now and go on with your boring "normal" sex life. But if you want to learn more, keep reading.
I first had sexual contact with a dog when I was 14, and it continued off and on until I went to college. But I always felt ashamed or weird or guilty, and that kind of ruined the experience. After I graduated and had my own place, I also got a dog. One night, I came home drunk and ended up messing around with Max again. Afterwards, I thought about it, and I decided that I didn't have to feel guilty about pleasing myself and my dog. I decided that if God didn't want us to do it, he wouldn't have made dogs so interested in sniffing and licking human females. It's my body, and my puppy, and I can do what I want as long as it doesn't hurt either one of us!
Okay, enough about me, let's discuss how YOU can enjoy dog sex. There are three areas that I will cover in this guide: Oral sex, Vaginal sex and Anal sex. My thanks to the original writer of this guide (it wasn't me, but I edited it and I agree with almost everything she wrote).

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 4.1 years ago, 46 seconds later[^] [v] #379,649

ORAL SEX

Oral sex is the way many women first get exposed to dog love. Dogs are naturally attracted to the scent of a woman's vagina, so many of you have already discovered that Rover likes to sniff your panties or even your crotch. Allowing him to take it a step further is an excellent way to experience some of the greatest oral sex you will ever have in your life! One of the nicest things about allowing a dog to lick your snatch is that most male dogs will spend much more time than a human male providing you with the most electrifying oral sex. A dogs tongue is also much longer and is able to get to many places that a man can't or won't. A dogs tongue is covered with thousands of tiny buds that when he licks your clitoris you will feel sensations that you did not know existed. And, how many of you have had a man give you analingus? Not many i'll bet. Well, I'm hear to tell you that having your ass licked is a great thing, and a dog has no problem doing it for you!. If you have never experienced a tongue working from the very top of your slit all the way around to the end of your crack you have truly missed something grand.

There are several very good positions for you to try if you want to try this. If you decide that your preference is clitoral/vaginal only I have found one position that works very well. I recommend that you sit on the edge of a bed so that the back of your calfs are flat against the edge of the bed. You then lay straight back picking your feet up and placing the on the edge of the bed. This will expose your clitoris, labia and vagina to his waiting tongue. For those of you who would like more but want to prevent him from trying to mount you then the ideal position is reclining on your side, on pillows or cushions, on the floor. All you have to do at that point is to raise your leg a little and he will have access to all of your pussy and ass. For those of you that want that ultimate experience you will have to give give him full and total access to you. This can only happen when you are down on all fours. Now I know that staying in that position for more than a few minutes is not comfortable at all but there is one way that I have found that will be both very comfortable and very enjoying. You kneel at the edge of your bed and then lie the upper part of you body face down onto the bed, keeping your knees on the floor. You then spread your knees apart as much as you dare giving him full access to you. One very important item to remember while you are considering what position you would like to use is that if you do not wish to have him mount you this is not the position to use.

Now that we gone over all the wonderful things that a dog can do for you with his tongue, lets talk about what you can do with yours. According to several doctors and veterinarians I have spoken with, a dogs cock is three times cleaner that a mans cock. A dog will spend considerable time every day cleaning it, how many men do you know that do that? So, why not try it? I find that when I am sucking off a dog, I have a tremendous amount of mental stimulation that gets me horny as hell! Just knowing that I am sucking on an animals dick will get me so horny, that it doesn't take much to get me off. I will usually use a free hand to masturbate while I am sucking him, and I have some of the greatest orgasms this way.

Most male dogs will gladly allow you to suck them and there are many positions to do it in. I find that two positions are very good and are easy to accomplish. For those of you that are just starting out and are nervous about doing it I recommend that you have him lie on his back with you next to him. This will give you full access to his cock and be able to control all the action. But, another great method I use is to lie on my back with the back of my head slightly raised by a pillow and have him stand over me with his cock within reach of my mouth. Then he humps me and does all the work, leaving my hands free to masturbate myself with. One important thing to remember when sucking a dog: While most men like to have their balls rubbed or fondled while having their cocks sucked, this is not so with all dogs. Before starting any sexual activity with him touch and feel his cock and balls to insure that he does like it. The next thing that we are going to do now that we have gotten into the position that we prefer is begin to get him aroused. I find that the best way is to first gently stroke his cock through his sheath until it begins to enlarge and slip out. Once you have at least an inch of him out of his sheath you should gently take him into your mouth. You should continue to gently stoke him with your hand while you begin to slowly move you mouth back and forth over his cock. As you do this his cock will continue to enlarge until he reaches full erection.

While you are moving your mouth over his cock you should try to place the tip of you tongue into the indentation on the head of his cock as this will cause his to reach his climax. As he gets closer to his climax you will notice that at the base of his cock there is a very large bulge known as his knot. This knot is used to hold his cock inside a female (dog or human) until he has finished ejaculating. If you are considering going further then you should make a mental note of the size of his cock and knot. The average large dog has a cock, when aroused, that is 5 to 7 inches long and 1 and half to 2 inches wide. The knot for a dog whose cock is 6 inches long and 1 and a half wide can be two inches long and 4 inches wide. A dog is different than most mammals as from the time they begin to become aroused until they begin to get soft they will have some form of ejaculate coming from their cocks. At first arousal there is a clear thin fluid that tastes like iron and has the consistency of water, this is his precum that is for lubrication so his knot will slip into the females vagina. At full arousal is when he actually will produce his sperm and you can tell when this happens as his cum will begin to have a slightly salty taste to it. You should be aware that his cum will never be as thick as a mans but he will produce about twice as much as a man. I personally think that dog cum tastes much better than man cum.

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 4.1 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #379,652

VAGINAL SEX

Good old screwing thats what this is all about, well not quite. There are a number of things that differ from sex with a man other than the dog can't get you pregnant.

At this point I will assume that you have made the decision that you are going to have sexual intercourse with a large dog (75 pounds) and that you are there by yourself. I will be your companion and you may visualize me there. The first discussion is how are we going to do it. There are two prime positions to use, the old standard doggy style and the safer missionary style. If we choose the missionary position you can prevent him from getting his knot inside you and we can be in control the whole time. Ok you want to try the missionary position, you are siting on the edge of a chair, a towel under you to prevent his and your cum from staining the chair, your ass at the very edge legs spread wide apart. Here comes your lover he sees your warm and wet pussy and at once begins to sniff and lick it. You call him up to you so that he has his front paws on the chair his body between your legs. (I like to put some socks over his front paws so that he can't scratch me accidentally.)

Then you take his sheath in hand and begin to stroke it gently and as he begins to swell and extend you guide the end of his cock into you. As he feels the wetness and warmth of you he begins to hump, slowly at first then faster and faster until you feel his knot at the mouth of your vagina. As his cum slowly fills you up you too reach climax. If you allow him to put his knot inside you YOU WILL be together until he gets soft which usually take 15 to 20 minutes but can take up to 45 minutes. The major benefit of the missionary position is that if you do not want to have his knot inside you you can, in almost all cases, prevent it by holding it in your hand. I find that the most satisfying and arousing sensations I feel are caused by the knot being inside me. I try to have my dog put his knot in every time we make love, but whether or not you want to is up to you.

Doggy style is just that, you are down on all fours with him. This position will allow you to fully experience the pleasure of having a canine lover. He will at first sniff then lick you and after the tastes and smells begin to arouse him he will move to a position to mount you. A dog will usually come up directly behind you and mount you that way. Once he has mounted you he will begin to hump trying to get his cock into you, if this is something new to him then you should guide his cock to where it should go, he will do the rest. As the two of you continue he will move faster and faster with his strokes until you feel his knot begin to swell and rub at the lips. At this point we have decision time, If you want it inside you you should totally relax and allow him to slide it in. If you don't want it in you you should reach back with your hand and try to hold the knot with your hand. A simple note of warning, if you use this position and then decide that you don't want his knot in you you may not be able to prevent it from happening. If his knot is in you you WILL have to wait until he gets soft. I do not recommend you trying to remove it as unless your vagina is very large, it will hurt and may even injure you. So if you have any doubt's at all I would stick with the missionary position.

Well we are now mated and as his knot continues to swell inside you you begin to feel this warm feeling inside you. I have been told that a dogs body temperature is higher than a humans and that his cum is even warmer, and as he cum's deep inside you you can feel that warmth. His knot is now fully expanded, his cum is flowing into you, your juices begin to flow mixing with his and at this point you begin to feel his knot begin to throb. I found that while doing it doggy style as his knot pushs against the inside walls of my vagina it also pushes against the inside of my clitoris and that the sensations of that happening drive me wild. I have reached orgasm up to seven times in a row while this is happening.

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 4.1 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #379,653

ANAL SEX

There are some things that you should consider before you attempt allowing your lover to mount you for the purpose of anal sex. You should be experienced with anal sex, by this I mean you should have no difficulty taking your human lovers cock into you. You will not always be successful with achieving penetration and if you do you may wind up with his knot inside you. If you now still want to try it well lets go. In finding a good position for male canine/human female anal sex I have tried dozens of positions and found many that work and many that didn't.

I have found that the best position is one called a modified doggy position. To get into that position you should first find a open space, very private of course, inside your house or wherever and place a soft pad on the floor for you to kneel on. You then kneel on the pad and get into a normal doggy position. To achieve the correct position you now bring your knees forward and tuck them up into your stomach. Now that you have done that you rest the front of your body on your elbows. Great you have mastered getting into the proper position, now there are some other things you have to do before you call to your lover. We have this little problem with lubrication that has to be solved with something otherwise this will really hurt. I have found that natural oils such as olive or corn oils work best and will not hurt your lover. NEVER NEVER use vaseline or that like as they will make the dog sick or even worse.
Well now we know what lubrication we are going to use we must now apply it. It is not enough to just smear a little oil on the outside of your anus for this to work, you must lubricate both outside as well as inside. The easy part is the outside and I leave that until I am in position to do. To lubricate the inside I have found that if I lubricate as much of the inside of my anus as possible I have no discomfort at all. I use a large eyedropper, that will hold about an once or so of oil, to get the oil inside and when I have done that insert one finger to spread the oil over the muscle.

Congratulations you are now ready, you have done your inside lubrication and are in the proper position and here comes your lover. You should now take your oil and rub some on your anus and the area around it. After he has mounted you you will probably have to guide him into you. Once he is inside he will hump just like an vaginal sex. The same precautions concerning his knot should be used here as well. I do not recommend those just starting out to try having him insert his knot. As there is not as much stimulation with anal sex you may want to gently masturbate while he is in you. There is one way to increase the stimulation and that is place a dildo into your vagina. This will transmit his movement inside you to you clitoris and help you reach climax.

Just a few footnotes about the fun of canine human sex. You can do all of these things while a human lover, male or female is present and in some cases the experience is more enjoyable. I would have liked to have had illustrations for this but I have not found someone to pose for them and I am more than a little nervous about having my picture here. Ladies any volunteers?

GOOD LUCK

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #379,662

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RandPaul2016 !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 4.1 years ago, 26 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #379,668

Image went missing> I decided that if God didn't want us to do it, he wouldn't have made dogs so interested in sniffing and licking human females.

Exodus 22:19
Whosoever lies with a beast shall surely be put to death.

Leviticus 18
23 Nor shall you mate with any animal, to defile yourself with it. Nor shall any woman stand before an animal to mate with it. It is perversion.

Leviticus 20:15
And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

Deuteronomy 27:21
Cursed be he that lies with any manner of beast. And all the people shall say, Amen.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 4.1 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,731

@previous (RandPaul2016 !4EB6xd.Oos)
Isn't that just referring to undomesticated animals though? That's what my pastor always said.

RandPaul2016 !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 4.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,739

@previous (D)
Your pastor's an idiot.

Anonymous D replied with this 4.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,740

@previous (RandPaul2016 !4EB6xd.Oos)
Possibly. There's nothing against bestiality in the New Testament anyway, so it's sort of old law and I don't think it applies.

RandPaul2016 !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 4.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,744

@previous (D)
The NT isn't an exhaustive list of human behaviors. It suffices to say that the Church forbids it, and is thus forbidden for Christians. You can research the history of this teaching if you like, and find it to be most ancient.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 4.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,746

Do you suppose her boyfriend knows she has sex with their dog in his absence?

Anonymous B replied with this 4.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,747

@379,744 (RandPaul2016 !4EB6xd.Oos)
old testament was for ancient hebrews
new testament overrides it

Anonymous E replied with this 4.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,751

@previous (B)
"Do not think that I came to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I came not to abolish, but to fulfil. I tell you the truth, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished."

Anonymous B replied with this 4.1 years ago, 39 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,753

@previous (E)
thats from the koran

Anonymous E replied with this 4.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,754

@previous (B)
No it isn't. Matthew 5:17-18.

Anonymous B replied with this 4.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,755

@previous (E)
...of the koran

Anonymous E replied with this 4.1 years ago, 46 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,756

@previous (B)
No.

Green joined in and replied with this 4.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,757

Image went missing

Anonymous B replied with this 4.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,803

@379,756 (E)
yes.

Anonymous D replied with this 4.1 years ago, 24 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,805

@379,744 (RandPaul2016 !4EB6xd.Oos)
But we don't go by what's oldest. I really think that if bestiality were a problem with Him, Jesus would have mentioned it. Certainly the NT details many sexual practices that are forbidden, why isn't this one mentioned?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 4.1 years ago, 30 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,824

@previous (D)
Because he doesn't care. The same reason that people don't follow the mixed fibers laws from the old testament. Christian like to pick and choose which rules are important, while claiming the old testament isnt relevant for them.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 4.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,874

@379,754 (E)
Actually it's from Gregg 13:37.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 4.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,875

@379,824 (G)
No shit I just looked up that mixed fiber seeds shit. Leviticus and the local Indians where I currently live had the same rule and for good reason - No Shell fish. One bad mussel could kill you real quick.

Shell fish goes real bad real fast and produces some horrid toxins. Pinpoint prick of toxin of Mussel was wot the Russian KGB used as that infamous umbrella with the built in needle for a quick kill.

But then later more educated n smarter Indians of California discovered those good and bad months to eat shell fish (never during the red tide) and dined on Abalone to the point where it does not exist in California anymore.

No mixed seeds? Rye gets ergot which is LSD basic - maybe? Don't have a clue.

People and animals for sex? So this goes back to the dark ages of man. Wonder if anyone tried to fuck a Dinosaur? Yea time line problem with such.

★henn★ joined in and replied with this 4.1 years ago, 12 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,878

I got a boner reading this

advi !!3gpAcg/hF joined in and replied with this 4.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,884

Bookmarked

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 4.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,954

@379,878 (★henn★)
Aren't you a woman? I'll have what she(?)'s having

★henn★ replied with this 4.1 years ago, 21 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,965

@previous (L)
How about you have some of my milkshake instead.

RandPaul2016 !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 4.1 years ago, 38 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,969

@379,747 (B)
The ceremonial law was fulfilled in Jesus, but natural moral law remains.

@379,805 (D)
He may have mentioned it! It's just not recorded in the Gospels.

derpy !hoovesEJmo joined in and replied with this 4.1 years ago, 39 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,973

....The fuck did I almost read? D:

fuckingwow replied with this 4.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #379,974

@379,969 (RandPaul2016 !4EB6xd.Oos)
if its not written then how do we not know not to do it pedopreacha

RandPaul2016 !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 4.1 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #380,057

@previous (fuckingwow)
The teachings of the Church.

beckylostmytrip replied with this 6 months ago, 3.6 years later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #702,607

I was going to bump this to point out how popular it is with bots, then I realized I'm itt arguing with mountainpedo about bestiality in the Bible

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 6 months ago, 10 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #702,614

@previous (beckylostmytrip)
Lol

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 2 hours later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #702,719

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> Lol

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk double-posted this 6 months ago, 50 seconds later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #702,720

This is a weirdly informative thread

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 33 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #702,731

I can't recommend enough that you have got to get a fuck tarp. Lay down a good quality fuck tarp before you do any of that shit. I don't trust the Wall Mart fuck tarps.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #702,734

@702,607 (beckylostmytrip)

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 week later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #705,523

@previous (P)

>

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 6 months ago, 8 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #705,524

So hot

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 6 months ago, 6 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #705,526

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
So when I get to florida wanna go to a dog park and talk about stuff¿

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 4 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #705,527

I am surprised by my reply to this topic. Because I no a gal who is in2 porn loaded with Animal stuff much like OP story. She insists she has never done it or really wants to do it but does get off on the porn but not on photos of such. Back when she was married to the first guy many said he had a deformed penis but when I asked her about that she said that was just not true/

The guy ended up on front page of LA Times years ago as someone who at random checked out a motel and found a door open and undressed and entered nude with a woman in bed. She screamed and cops came and killed the guy. He used to fix my car for free and was a very bad mechanic.

The gal I no is now an old lady cause she is about 15 years older than I. Super open person that was willing to discuss much when I was a young teen with questions. Once took a vacation with her and husband and even a shower with her until she caught me looking at her to much and that was the end of showers.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 6 months ago, 6 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #705,530

@705,526 ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
lol Are you coming to my area?

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 6 months ago, 31 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #705,535

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Thats the beauty of being nomadic I am coming EVERYWHERE. Its like a dog thing with their urine. Actually when I travel with a dog I try to urinate over its spots when I'm not going to get a public indecency charge for trolling a dog.

Cape coral or something like that, and I wanna try to reconnect with a friend in the Z hills area

(Edited 53 seconds later.)

Syntax replied with this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #705,537

@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
Stay in touch. My Kazakhstan class may end up put off cause I have to dig up a couple of people to hire to take the class with me and so far no takers

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #705,538

@previous (Syntax)
Ok. Officially I will be leaving by around the 13/14th I think.

Syntax replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #705,541

@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
Oh damn you going to be around for a long time then. Where are you staying currently and what are you plans next week?

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 6 months ago, 35 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #705,547

@previous (Syntax)
Ramona, and, well working out here in Ramona basically

Syntax replied with this 6 months ago, 9 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #705,550

@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
Amazing and how did you end up there? Like I no where it is and I think I accidently drove through the place on way home from a all day Anza Borrego hike with friends. I mean its not on the way to anywhere nor near anything

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 6 months ago, 13 hours later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #705,699

@previous (Syntax)
My road companion had a friend here, and we fell into work here *shrug* I try to be planless when I get to an area

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 day later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #706,150

@705,530 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
But really, I would like to meet up

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 6 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #706,151

LMFAO

bhuto joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 18 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #706,160

@705,535 ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)

> Thats the beauty of being nomadic I am coming EVERYWHERE. Its like a dog thing with their urine. Actually when I travel with a dog I try to urinate over its spots when I'm not going to get a public indecency charge for trolling a dog.
>
> Cape coral or something like that, and I wanna try to reconnect with a friend in the Z hills area

weird ass

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 6 months ago, 13 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #706,162

@706,150 ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
You'll be nowhere near me

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #706,163

@706,160 (bhuto)
When my dog got lost, I went all around and urinated outside so that he could follow my scent back home.

Anonymous T replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #706,164

smartass move

Anonymous T double-posted this 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #706,165

you're friendly but doggish

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 6 months ago, 1 hour later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #706,174

@706,160 (bhuto)
And?

@706,162 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Im trekking across america. Florida is...how big? If you dont want to meet, thats chill, just know for me, distance is kinda trivial

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 6 months ago, 16 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #706,178

@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
No we can meet up

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 6 months ago, 55 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #706,183

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Okay :) i will keep you informed

bhuto replied with this 6 months ago, 2 hours later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #706,202

@706,163 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> When my dog got lost, I went all around and urinated outside so that he could follow my scent back home.

you know you could have just put a dog bed outside your house
freak

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 5 months ago, 7 hours later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #706,240

@previous (bhuto)
But he has never used a dog bed

silverpapa joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 1 month later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #721,244

This should be in the bible.

Jon Favreau double-posted this 4 months ago, 16 hours later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #721,359

bump

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 4 months ago, 23 hours later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #721,593

@706,178 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Not coming to florida :(

anonymous A joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 2 weeks later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #725,029

Hendrick joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 6 days later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #726,624

I WAS INVOLVED TO HAVE SEX WITH MY FEMALE DOG WHEN I WAS 14 YEARS OFF AGE, I JUST DO IT AND COME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, O WHAT A FEELING, SINCE THEN I DO IT MORE, I STILL FEEL LIKE DOING IT, DONT KNOW WHY? BUT IT WAS A HOT AND INTENSE FEELING

Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 45 minutes later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #726,628

@previous (Hendrick)
Mike

That is why you ended up footloose. Karma.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 3 months ago, 8 hours later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #726,793

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 7 minutes later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #726,798

Nice girl !faggot joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 3 weeks later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #731,324

I got erection and came like hell just byvreading it

Anonymous Z-4 joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 44 minutes later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #731,327

Beckydraad color index: redder than a Christian publishing magnate's cheeks after he is caught masturbating to sex outside of marriage

Anonymous Z-4 double-posted this 2 months ago, 56 seconds later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #731,328

@731,324 (Nice girl !faggot)
Are you really a nice girl?

Are you really a faggot?

Jdjdjjfhjjdjjd joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 3 weeks later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #737,247

Shes not normal, she probably will fuck anything in sight, she also says that dogs will knot you for 20-45 minutes but all the doggo porn Ive seen is women getting fucked and juiced in, in less than 2 minutes, dogs dont have big dicks and they dont last long.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Codename: Falco One joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 week later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #740,615

Well she just expressing herself I like that kind of girl so honest .

ku replied with this 1 month ago, 18 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #740,627

@737,247 (Jdjdjjfhjjdjjd)
@previous (Codename: Falco One)
sickos what do you think this is some kind of place where we just accept that people fuck dogs??

Anonymous Z-7 joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 20 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #740,640

@previous (ku)
I'd trade most people here for an otherwise normal dog fucker

Edit: except kook I'll take a deranged puppy fucker for her

(Edited 33 seconds later.)

Anonymous P replied with this 1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #740,642

@previous (Z-7)
you seem upset

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #740,663

@740,640 (Z-7)
Aw! Thanks

beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 1 month ago, 1 week later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #742,979

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Did your dog find its way back home?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1 month ago, 3 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #742,999

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
Lol yes. He was in the woods for eight days!

Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 1 month ago, 34 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #743,005

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
That is a long time, please put a bit of extra peanut butter on your snatch tonight for him.

David joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 days later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #743,573

Where do I find a girlfriend that's like to make love to here dog write me for a date at

[email protected]

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #743,596

@743,005 (Z-7)
Aw! Extra crunchy, for her pleasure

Anonymous Z-9 joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 47 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #743,604

@740,627 (ku)

> sickos what do you think this is some kind of place where we just accept that people fuck dogs??

Applying Donald Trump reasoning to this question. Strip away all the complexitities of the question. Compare the sicko that fucks the palms of his hands or her fingers. He or she has given themselves permission to fuck themselves silly. The dog cannot give permission for anything, a human decides to do, to a dog.

PS: "Complexities" is not the appropriate spelling for use in the paragraph above.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 1 month ago, 3 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #743,650

@previous (Z-9)
a dog raped my leg and looking back, it should have been shot

Maryes joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 6 days later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #745,282

We found out years ago when I was first introduced to having sex with our male Lab, that after his first mount, he will return often during the day to see if I am still available. On a number of days I was available to him over 6 times with four of those being a full mount, knot and all. My husband still enjoys the days I need him more than twice :-)

Firefly joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 week later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #748,723

How about a smaller dog? How would that work?

sixsex joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 week later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #751,874

@379,653 (A)

> ANAL SEX
>
> There are some things that you should consider before you attempt allowing your lover to mount you for the purpose of anal sex. You should be experienced with anal sex, by this I mean you should have no difficulty taking your human lovers cock into you. You will not always be successful with achieving penetration and if you do you may wind up with his knot inside you. If you now still want to try it well lets go. In finding a good position for male canine/human female anal sex I have tried dozens of positions and found many that work and many that didn't.
>
> I have found that the best position is one called a modified doggy position. To get into that position you should first find a open space, very private of course, inside your house or wherever and place a soft pad on the floor for you to kneel on. You then kneel on the pad and get into a normal doggy position. To achieve the correct position you now bring your knees forward and tuck them up into your stomach. Now that you have done that you rest the front of your body on your elbows. Great you have mastered getting into the proper position, now there are some other things you have to do before you call to your lover. We have this little problem with lubrication that has to be solved with something otherwise this will really hurt. I have found that natural oils such as olive or corn oils work best and will not hurt your lover. NEVER NEVER use vaseline or that like as they will make the dog sick or even worse.
> Well now we know what lubrication we are going to use we must now apply it. It is not enough to just smear a little oil on the outside of your anus for this to work, you must lubricate both outside as well as inside. The easy part is the outside and I leave that until I am in position to do. To lubricate the inside I have found that if I lubricate as much of the inside of my anus as possible I have no discomfort at all. I use a large eyedropper, that will hold about an once or so of oil, to get the oil inside and when I have done that insert one finger to spread the oil over the muscle.
>
> Congratulations you are now ready, you have done your inside lubrication and are in the proper position and here comes your lover. You should now take your oil and rub some on your anus and the area around it. After he has mounted you you will probably have to guide him into you. Once he is inside he will hump just like an vaginal sex. The same precautions concerning his knot should be used here as well. I do not recommend those just starting out to try having him insert his knot. As there is not as much stimulation with anal sex you may want to gently masturbate while he is in you. There is one way to increase the stimulation and that is place a dildo into your vagina. This will transmit his movement inside you to you clitoris and help you reach climax.
>
> Just a few footnotes about the fun of canine human sex. You can do all of these things while a human lover, male or female is present and in some cases the experience is more enjoyable. I would have liked to have had illustrations for this but I have not found someone to pose for them and I am more than a little nervous about having my picture here. Ladies any volunteers?
>
> GOOD LUCK

I'm a male. I would love to try it. My male dog is always horny. To get knotted by a male dog would be the most best sex I would have.

beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 1 week ago, 40 minutes later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #751,879

@748,723 (Firefly)
kys

@previous (sixsex)
kys

Anonymous Z-13 joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #751,893

Third result on Google for "guide to sex with dogs" haha

It's so crazy how people can just vaguely search for bestality instructions to find effective ways of having sex with your dog such as sex with Labrador, sex with German Shepherd, sex with Great Dane and find this tiny website.

ken griffey sr replied with this 1 week ago, 7 hours later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #752,035

@previous (Z-13)

> Third result on Google for "guide to sex with dogs" haha
>
> It's so crazy how people can just vaguely search for bestality instructions to find effective ways of having sex with your dog such as sex with Labrador, sex with German Shepherd, sex with Great Dane and find this tiny website.

yeah totally crazy
sickos

Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #752,036

@previous (ken griffey sr)

> > Third result on Google for "guide to sex with dogs" haha
> >
> > It's so crazy how people can just vaguely search for bestality instructions to find effective ways of having sex with your dog such as sex with Labrador, sex with German Shepherd, sex with Great Dane and find this tiny website.
>
> yeah totally crazy
> sickos

I wonder why they need a guide anyway just dunk that shit in
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