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Topic: Guise. I think I have gallbladder stones.

Anonymous A started this discussion 4.8 years ago #22,900

Will I die?

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 4.8 years ago, 54 seconds later[^] [v] #358,895

tom hanks didnt
just get touched by a giant black person

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #358,902

@previous (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
Okay. T. Hanks.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4.8 years ago, 11 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #358,903

@358,895 (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
that was a pretty crazy reference dw

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 4.8 years ago, 36 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #358,905

You already died and since you were a sinner you will spend your life in eternal purgatory which is actually just posting on minichan every day until the end of time.

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 4.8 years ago, 7 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #358,907

@358,903 (C)
thanks its kind of obscure

Anonymous C replied with this 4.8 years ago, 26 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #358,908

@previous (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
edgy teen detected

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 4.8 years ago, 41 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #358,910

@previous (C)
it was ajoke tho

Anonymous C replied with this 4.8 years ago, 40 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #358,913

@previous (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
thats why i thought it was cool

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 4.8 years ago, 37 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #358,916

@previous (C)
cool.!

Anonymous C replied with this 4.8 years ago, 20 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #358,918

@previous (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
success!

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 4.8 years ago, 20 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #358,920

@previous (C)
dyde whar

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4.8 years ago, 3 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #358,921

@358,905 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Which circle is this?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 4.8 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #358,994

Image went missingOP
Considering consulting a a Witch Doctor.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 4.8 years ago, 17 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,284

My doctor pushed on my gallbladder and confirmed it's sensitive. My appendix has also been bothering me. I just had blood drawn and now I'm headed to get a CT scan.

If the blood work or scan shows abnormalities, I will need immediate surgery. Oh lawdy.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 4.8 years ago, 24 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,310

@358,921 (A)
the 1337th circle

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,331

@359,284 (F)
Do they let you keep whatever they take out?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #359,332

@previous (H)
Probably not. Hospitals around here have become very strict on “biological waste”.

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #359,436

Update: now I'm constipated. The CT scan is in the morning.

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc joined in and replied with this 4.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #359,438

Externally hosted image@previous (F)
:|
Let us know.

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #359,447

@previous (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
halp me poop becku

Anonymous H replied with this 4.8 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #359,505

@359,438 (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
Yiff in hell, furfag.

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #359,527

Externally hosted imageI have to drink this stuff and sit around for 90 minutes. Hurrah for hospital wifi!

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 4.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #359,533

readi-cat

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #359,610

Externally hosted imageFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU I have gallstones and appendicitis

D:

Anonymous F double-posted this 4.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #359,691

I last pooped on Sunday. Please, fora, keep my colon in your prayers. Ask Baby Jesus to get it moving.

Anonymous F triple-posted this 4.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #359,692

Seriously, guise. I spent 3 hours in a silent hospital room, staring at the ceiling.

One doctor, one resident, and one med student were poking at my stomach. The resident and student were pretty blondes with nice glasses :3

(◣_◢)┌∩┐ !ZZZYzLybAc joined in and replied with this 4.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #359,695

@358,895 (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
careful, some are rather shy and act like they have butterflies in their stomachs.

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #359,697

@previous ((◣_◢)┌∩┐ !ZZZYzLybAc)
Walt. Pray for me.

pls

Anonymous F double-posted this 4.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #359,698

Externally hosted imageoh gawd why am I browsing r/wtf

Anonymous F triple-posted this 4.8 years ago, 46 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #359,720

Fora

Anonymous F quadruple-posted this 4.8 years ago, 35 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #359,741

Externally hosted imageATTN: becku

My stomach is not typically flat, but it's certainly never like this. The surgeon said I have a lot of poop inside me. As you can tell by my visible ribs, I'm in pretty good shape.

The stretch marks are old scars from playing sports.

Anonymous F quintuple-posted this 4.8 years ago, 52 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #359,742

Am I pregnant?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4.8 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #359,751

Externally hosted image

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 4.8 years ago, 41 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #359,753

@359,741 (F)
:|

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 17 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #359,911

I'm going to live. I might have my appendix removed in a week or two. If it gets infected, I'll undergo emergency surgery.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous F double-posted this 4.8 years ago, 7 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,222

Fuck. Now I have a fecal impaction.

Today I took a stool softener, drank 5 liters of water, ate a ton of prunes, drank coffee and tea, and used two laxative suppositories. No dice.

Now I have to give myself a glycerin enema. Fucking fuck.

Anonymous C replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,226

@359,610 (F)

DAMN YOU OLD

squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 4.8 years ago, 53 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,228

good lord, how long are you in the hospital? this is going to cost you, like, fucking $20 thousand dollars!
go home, you're not dying!

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 4.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,234

This sounds miserable man. :-(

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,235

@360,226 (C)
What was your normal diet before this?

Anonymous C replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,236

@previous (M)
Cheap wine and Lipton's Onion Casserole. Thanks.

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,243

@360,228 (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
Oh! I'm not in the hospital. I declined to be admitted or to even stay for observation. All of my vitals are normal. I *don't* want this to cost a lot.

I went to work, today, and my bag is full of supplies. Right now I'm headed to the store to stock up on baby wipes, enema kits, and ice cream. This shit is coming out. I have all night.

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,247

@previous (F)
Excruciating details please

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,252

@360,226 (C)
wat

Anonymous C replied with this 4.8 years ago, 55 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,255

@previous (F)
no

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,277

@360,228 (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
> not dying
> at risk for a ruptured appendix

Pick one and only one.

Anonymous E replied with this 4.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,279

@360,247 (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
Dat sum kind of BDSM thing?

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,290

Externally hosted imageMineral oil and enema kit. I'm ready, guise.

The kalamata olives are just to class up the whole operation.

Anonymous F double-posted this 4.8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,298

I just gave myself an enema. AMA

Anonymous F triple-posted this 4.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,300

OMG PARTIAL SUCCESS

Round two is with mineral oil.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 4.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,302

@358,905 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
That doesn't seem so bad.

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,305

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcdplpDGUS1qalop1.gif

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 4.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,309

What is a gall bladder?

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,311

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
lmgtfy

Anonymous F double-posted this 4.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,314

omg I can feel my stomach gurgling and stuff moving through my itestines. This is such a marvelous feeling and sign of progress.

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 4.8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,315

@previous (F)
I'm so glad that you're going. How do you feel now?

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,317

@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
My bowels stopped. The rumbling was a bunch of gas. That's decent progress, though.

I just gave myself a third mineral oil enema and I'm lying down. I almost feel nauseous—which is a bad compliment to appendicitis—but I'm not sure if it's just anxiety.

I'm going to drink more water and continue relaxing. If there's no progress within another two hours, I might just go to the ER.

squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 4.8 years ago, 8 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,348

@360,290 (F)
oh wow, they actually bill you like that?
here they just kind of do stuff to you and then later the insurance company sends collection agencies after you.

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,351

@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
That was at the grocery store.

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,352

@previous (F)
How are your bowels this morning, babby?

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 18 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,353

I didn't manage to poop, last night.

I was admitted to the hospital at 2 am and my appendix is still hurting. I have a surgery time reserved for the late morning. The doctors are going to review my charts and vitals.

(Edited 55 seconds later.)

squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 4.8 years ago, 28 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,354

@360,351 (F)
okay, i was kind of questioning the psyllium husks, but coconut bliss sounds nice and bronners soap makes sense.

Anonymous E replied with this 4.8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,359

Image went missing@360,353 (F)
> I was admitted to the hospital at 2 am and my appendix is still hurting. I have a surgery time reserved for the late morning. The doctors are going to review my charts and vitals.

All those $$$ spent on worthless home remedy shit and all that pain you been going through - About time you faced facts and get that thing FIXED. If your computer blew up you would have fixed or replaced it.

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,360

@previous (E)
Would you shut up you moron?

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,362

@360,359 (E)
That home remedy shit is the exact timing and sequence the doctors would recommend, you retard. Natural means are always better and less risky than surgery; doctors agree.

My mom and mother in law are RNs and my father in law is an MD. You're retarded.

Anonymous F double-posted this 4.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,364

@360,359 (E)
Enema kits cost $3. Mineral oil costs about the same. Including the laxatives, stool softeners, and prunes, I didn't even spend more than an hour of my salary.

Anonymous E replied with this 4.8 years ago, 44 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,392

Image went missing@360,360 (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
PMS?

Anonymous E double-posted this 4.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,395

@360,362 (F)
Economy is shit. Your hospital stay will benefit nurses doctors people who grind up worn out body parts. Doctors can buy a new boat. Boating industry currently sucks.
You will contribute about $10,000 to our economy. We need more people like you to save your (our) country.

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 4.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,397

@previous (E)
You're being annoying as shit. The guy is getting surgery today, shut the fuck up you retard.

Anonymous E replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,399

@previous (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
exactly

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,417

Next up: ultrasound of my appendix and gallbladder. Still no poop.

Anonymous F double-posted this 4.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,420

Externally hosted imageAlso: lots of staring at the ceiling

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 4.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,423

@360,317 (F)
Being that constipated will make you nauseous.

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 double-posted this 4.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,424

@360,362 (F)
You are right. Dont listen to that mora.

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,426

@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
Thanks, bud. I know you are a certified expert in pooping and your experience is very thorough, smelly, and messy.

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,429

I would try a full on enema. None of that fleets garbage.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,430

@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
Yeah, I told them that each of the three were only 4 ounces of liquid. I'm hoping they'll get a proper roto rooter and fill my ass up.

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 4.8 years ago, 9 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,431

@360,426 (F)
Oh yeah, I'm very experienced with any number of bodily functions.

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 double-posted this 4.8 years ago, 37 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,433

@360,430 (F)
They are going to do this for you?

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,436

@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)

Well, I don't have the equipment or the energy. I've only had a small meal in each of the past 3 days. They've also taken a lot of blood samples, given me four different IV lines (I refused admittance, at first), an I've slept oddly.

At this point, after my various attempts, I want some serious help from people who know their shit.

Anonymous E replied with this 4.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,440

Image went missing@360,431 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
Based on the other topic - not so much.

@360,430 (F)
I wish you the best really. All kidding aside all should be great cause as you must know that kind of operation has a high track record of success. There is only one thing to watch out for so I hope you can view this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhbMqjnYNfI

Seinfeld Junior Mint falls into patient during Gall Bladder operation. Please make sure no one in operating room has a box of Junior Mints

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 4.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,448

@previous (E)
Grow up.

Anonymous E replied with this 4.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,452

@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
wot? You who hang daily in a shit scat forum tell me to grow up? Your opinion of me is worth shit. Sorry I know that turns you on.

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 4.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,455

@previous (E)
make your own thread about it then. Why do you need every post to revolve around you?

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 double-posted this 4.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,456

@360,436 (F)
Let us know how it goes. Okay?

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,460

@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
You bet! :)

Anonymous E replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,463

@360,455 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
Someone ELSE already DID
http://minichan.org/topic/23005

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 4.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,468

@previous (E)
Pathetic, once again.

Anonymous E replied with this 4.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,475

@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
I did NOT create that topic. And I voted NO.

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,571

Dawww thanks for the flowers, Becky :)

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 4.8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,578

@previous (F)
:3

How you feeling?

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 18 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,873

@previous (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
Pretty good! I'm in less pain, today; I think the antibiotics are helping. I still have not pooped since Sunday.

I'm going to have a lathoroscopic appendectomy, today. Ultrasound confirmed it's very large and that I have one gallstone. Another gallstone is forming, so I have to avoid fatty foods for a while.

My mom spent most of the day with me. It was a good opportunity to chat and we walked around, some. A friend also stopped by to say hi. My nurse is fun :)

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 4.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,875

@previous (F)
Sounds good, good luck!

Did the nurse give you a handy yet?

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,878

@previous (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
Get fucked.

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 4.8 years ago, 18 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,879

@previous (F)
mad

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,880

@previous (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
With bowels like this…

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 4.8 years ago, 48 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,881

@previous (F)
I think you forgot to attach the picture to that post.

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,882

Externally hosted image@previous (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 4.8 years ago, 2 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,883

@360,873 (F)
Have they mentioned to you, about what they'll do to clear your bowels?

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,887

@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
Yesterday, they lifted the NPO restriction to clear fluids. I had broth, hot tea, and fiber powder in the evening, which seems to have partially increased peristalsis.

I'm just now back to NPO, though. I was about to start on warm prune juice. I'll probably just end up doing a full enema tomorrow.

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 4.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,891

@previous (F)
Do it tonight. Waiting will just make it worse.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,906

@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
Okay, done! Now I wait…

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,907

@previous (A)
What did you use?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4.8 years ago, 49 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,908

@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
Mineral oil.

Saline and glycerin just trigger spasms in 5 minutes. This stuff actually stays in and works.

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 4.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #360,911

@previous (A)
How much did you use? Soapy water might help as well.

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 13 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #361,155

So… my intestines are now about 10 inches shorter. I had a tumor near my cecum. A 30 minute surgery became 5 hours.

Samples of it were sent to lab for examination.

I'm on a lot of morphine. Later today, I'm going to try eating clear fluids.

(Edited 43 seconds later.)

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 4.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #361,162

@previous (F)
Ack!! I'm glad they got it out but that's scary. Feel better, man.

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #361,163

@previous (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
Yeah it's a crazy outcome. I look forward to the post-op discoveries.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 4.8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #361,165

Image went missing@361,155 (F)
You are one very lucky dude. Now you will feel 100% More better SOON.

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #361,166

@previous (O)
Thanks, Lynne.

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 4.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #361,185

I do not know how I missed this thread. So OP had tumors, gallstones, AND appendicitis?

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #361,188

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Yeah. Plus severe constipation. This has been an awful 10 days.

squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 4.8 years ago, 43 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #361,195

@previous (F)
have you tried not being a pussy about it?

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #361,230

@361,188 (F)
My god, man. What a horrible experience. I hope you feel better soon. I've never heard of someone getting so much shit at once. Kind of impressive in a way.

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #361,255

I have a catheter in my dick and I'm relaxing with jello, coffee, and their finest controlled substances. This isn't so bad.

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 4.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #361,257

@OP
Go to a doctor you ignoramus.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 4.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #361,258

Externally hosted image@361,255 (F)
I'll pray for your quick recovery.

Anonymous O replied with this 4.8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #361,261

@361,257 (Q)
He did just THAT

Read the threads. He started with self remedies and then hit the big time in a hospital. He has now experienced a full three ring circus there. Three hits no misses.
Maybe he should have gone for, four hits and had a little taken off from you know where.

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 5 seconds later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #361,263

@361,257 (Q)
wut

Anonymous O replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #361,264

@previous (F)
He needs to take Reading 101.

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 6 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #361,325

MOAR success! I went on a short walk down the hall and around the nurses' station.

They gave me something called a binder. It's like a corset.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 4.8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #361,326

@previous (F)
Have you went poo yet?

When I had my appendix taken out I couldn't leave until I went poo. It took like 3 days. It was simultaneously the most glorious and horrid poop I have ever taken.

(Edited 27 seconds later.)

Anonymous O replied with this 4.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #361,329

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I still have my appendix. That would make a good poll. I am going to look up just how many people need them removed. Must be another mistrake God made in design of human body.

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #361,337

@361,326 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
No. I have not pooped in a week D:

Anonymous F double-posted this 4.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #361,361

Bawww I no longer get to pee in a catheter. The night nurse removed it.

I'm also experiencing narcolepsy.

Anonymous O replied with this 4.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #361,376

@previous (F)
Only had a catheter once remember first pee BURNED will never forget that nasty experience.

squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 4.8 years ago, 54 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #361,384

i've never been sick or gone to the hospital for anything. i'm what's called a "super carrier," whatever that means.

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 4.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #361,386

@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
You're a boat?

squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 4.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #361,387

@previous (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
more like an Ark, in a manner of speaking.

Anonymous O replied with this 4.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #361,388

@361,384 (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
If I remember correctly a super carrier is someone who does not get sick but is the TRANSMITTER of Arfull stuff. Typhoid Mary aka squeegee.

No colds or flu in over a decade. My one overnight hospital stay was the result of getting married. That is wot the nurses thought they kept parading female patients into my room for lulz.

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #361,440

I have a cute nurse :3

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 4.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #361,442

@previous (F)
Has she seen your bright orange butthole?

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 43 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #361,446

@previous (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
She saw my tan, wrinkly foreskin.

Anonymous F double-posted this 4.8 years ago, 32 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #361,447

I haven't farted in days. The pressure is awful.

Anonymous F triple-posted this 4.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,483

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Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 4.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,485

@previous (F)
Delicious hospital orange juice.

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,515

Externally hosted imageYeehaw!

Anonymous O replied with this 4.8 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,519

Image went missing@previous (F)
ah well the thing is woman get turned on by such. So keep your mouth shut and let them assume you're some sorta war hero. Now you better heal real fast cause its costly for me to send more flowers.

So any chance you can shoot a pic of the cute Nurse? Have her undo a couple of buttons? Perhaps she needs a more better bra? Had to activate old pay pal account yesterday so I am in position to buy fancy used stuff on e-bay and pay for with pay pal and send her something more better.

Bras on Ebay 99cents but most in $4.90 range and they take bids so I bet I could get this for $2.77 with free shipping.

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,520

@previous (O)
You're retarded.

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 4.8 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,521

@361,519 (O)
Jesus christ, what is wrong with you?

Anonymous O replied with this 4.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,522

@previous (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
Jesus Christ, exactly

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,668

I had the worst gas pains ever, last night. Ohhh lawdy.

Still no poop: day 8

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 4.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,747

@previous (F)
Does anyone know where carebear keeps her poopcup? Maybe a poopcup would help.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 4.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,750

@361,668 (F)

> Still no poop: day 8
That's actually pretty horrifying.

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,783

@361,483 (F)
I like the chicken balloon in the background!

@361,515 (F)
Did you get an incision on your nutsack?

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 4.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,786

Image went missing@361,668 (F)

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,790

@361,783 (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
Why would they cut my balls Becky that doesn't make sense.

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 4.8 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,791

@previous (F)
Why are you typing like dw, gallbladder guy?

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,793

@361,750 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
@361,786 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
It's awful, but my stable vitals and the imaging studies I have had show I'm not at risk for necrosis in my bowels.

I just took 3 oz of mineral oil, orally, and inserted a suppository. Here's to poopin…

Anonymous F double-posted this 4.8 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,794

@361,791 (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
Hav you ever failed to poop for 8 days? This will change a man.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 4.8 years ago, 6 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,795

Image went missing@361,790 (F)
I think we were all secretly hoping they cut your balls.

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 4.8 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,796

@361,794 (F)
But the chicken balloon!!

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,797

I like it! I'm slightly worried it will terrorize me in hallucinations from all this oxy.

Yesterday morning, I found myself on The Magical School Bus

(Edited 37 seconds later.)

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,798

@previous (F)
Do you remember our texts Saturday night?

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,799

@previous (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
Yeah. I deleted your confessions of love for big black cock, as you had requested.

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 4.8 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,800

@previous (F)
Thank you.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 4.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,801

@361,793 (F)


> I just took 3 oz of mineral oil, orally, and inserted a suppository. Here's to poopin…

I'll just leave this here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIZU_NZRfjA

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 4.8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,804

@361,483 (F)
Oh wow look at that chicken balloon. It really shows that someone cares, and it fits in with the room decor.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 4.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,806

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Mad.

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,814

@361,801 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Damn, I'm jelly. I'll keep you updated on my bowels.

Anonymous F double-posted this 4.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,842

I POOPED HOLY FUCK IT KEEPS COMING

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 4.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,844

@previous (F)
Are you timing it?

Anonymous O replied with this 4.8 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,845

@361,814 (F)
Please explain if you are up to it?

@361,519 (O)

I know that upset you which is 150% the opposite of what I wanted to do. becky hated it as well. I did that because you said you had a cute nurse - I fucked up but sure did not mean to.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 4.8 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,851

Externally hosted image@361,842 (F)

> I POOPED HOLY FUCK IT KEEPS COMING

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,874

@361,845 (O)
@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I should get a stomach profile shot in the morning, for comparison. The wrap I am wearing for post-surgical protection fits entirely different, now.

The poop sank. It was like the color of rich river silt. Everything was fully digested into silt.

Anonymous F double-posted this 4.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,876

I feel more effects of the surgery, as the internal trauma and stress are magnified by being less supported by full bowels. I can burp comfortably, again. Breathing is deeper and less strained.

Anonymous O replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,878

@361,874 (F)
Tis a good thing work is almost done for this day/evening and soon sleep much needed sleep. When you get all well you need to read this thread!

If not for Makers Mark in hand I doubt I could read about
> Everything was fully digested into silt.
That kind of shit turns buspup on.

So dude I do hope you keep having 10 Mile Shats, and remember when you get home and flush, at Christmas send a token gift to local sewer plant.

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #361,912

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buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 4.8 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,155

@361,878 (O)
I'm not aroused by it, I just see it every day.

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,157

@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
BS

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 4.8 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,165

I'm so glad that you're alive. Have you been drinking water?

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 double-posted this 4.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,167

@362,157 (T)
Its true. I have a few specfic fetishes, and this is just work to me.

Anonymous O replied with this 4.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,169

@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
You will not find me asking about those specific fetishes. I have a decent memory and also block what I do not want to remember.

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,193

@362,165 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
I was discharged, today! I'm staying with my mom for a few days while I build up strength and recover. I will make some follow up appointments in the morning.

I'm taking stool softeners, as recommended, and drinking a lot of water.

My next steps are to heal and become almost entirely free from pain. I have a ton of Oxycodone, so I know I can medicate the pain away, but I hate the hallucinations and bad dreams it gives me.

Rush Limbaugh replied with this 4.8 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,204

@previous (F)
> ton of Oxycodone
Oxycodone is natural. It's as natural as the ocean water is.

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 4.8 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,255

@362,193 (F)
Good news!

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,256

@previous (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
:)

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 4.8 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,257

@previous (F)
How's the hurricane treating you?

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,266

@previous (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
A high pressure system passed through this morning and my bowels were pleased by the relief.

It's actually really hard to fart, as I haven't regained control over some critical pelvic muscles. I just have to lay still and let the gasses move. If I'm too eager, the gas just hides back in my intestines and hurts. Pooping is equally difficult, as trying to control the muscles in a balanced manner that doesn't hurt me requires a lot of mental energy.

#realtalk

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 4.8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,273

your fucked

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,281

@previous (U)
MO U

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 4.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,375

@361,515 (F)
That's gonna be an awesome scar, man.

Anonymous V double-posted this 4.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,379

@360,243 (F)
How much do you think this is going to cost you?

*appreciates NHS*

Anonymous O replied with this 4.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,380

@362,281 (F)
Yo did you read my apology in Dr Roberts topic?

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,381

@previous (O)
Yes. Thanks for sincerely reading my complaint.

@362,379 (V)
I have good insurance and this was all approved. These are my wild guesses of costs after insurance pays their share…

Surgery: 4000
Hospital: 400
Imaging: 1200
ER: 600

Anonymous F double-posted this 4.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,386

I just pooped some quinoa husks. The last time I ate quinoa was 10 days ago.

Anonymous O replied with this 4.8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,392

@362,381 (F)
OK that makes me feel more better. Just looked at the polls which also made me feel REAL GOOD
Got a break from a rough mean nasty day at work and Surf is only just on the fair side YET my Ocean a Blue is in Overload with so many doing what I am going to do for a couple of hours more - Only got in 1 hour this AM when loud alarm goes off calling me back to Sun Solaris - Was a False alarm and just as I was turning around to go back out BANG a serious real alarm.

This only makes sense to just one person here who can decode my stuff -- Feel more better and out of here

PS: Its very very rare I apologize to anyone in net play!

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,393

@previous (O)
Well, I appreciate the apology. Have a good day, bud.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,489

Whoa. We have long intestines: http://hypertextbook.com/facts/2001/AnneMarieThomasino.shtml

Only 1/60th of my small intestine was removed.
About 1/10th of my large intestine was removed.

squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 4.8 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,504

@previous (A)
you'll poop slightly more frequently now :')

Anonymous O replied with this 4.8 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,538

@362,489 (A)
I know nada about that level of biology but we all have arms legs Peni Clitoris nose ears of diff size so wot just wot if you had 1/60th More then average person to begin with?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4.8 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,707

Guise how much should I charge my surgeon, per gram, for the poop he removed from my intestines and discarded? I was not done with it and only consented to removal of the intestines—not their contents.

(Edited 42 seconds later.)

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,717

@previous (A)
Did you keep any, for a souvenir?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,719

@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
Damn. I could have filled a champagne bottle and kept a memento on my shelf.

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,750

@previous (A)
You should at least save something.

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,765

ZOMG I am finally producing solid poop instead of diarrhea.

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 4.8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,769

@previous (F)
Thats so great.

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,771

@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
I'm also in a lot less pain, eating more, and sleeping better. I'm going to live after all, Ashley! :)

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 4.8 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,777

@previous (F)
I'm so glad for you. How does it feel?

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,790

@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
It's calming. I have one less thing to worry about, and this was pretty significant. The surgery didn't bother me, but the inability to poop had me so anxious. I was getting a bit tired of being in the hospital, and the first taste of fresh air after discharge was amazing.

I'll bet your work is a constant reminder of why good health is important. It's probably an even bigger statement on family, though. Hearing my Grandpa's voice on the phone after surgery was so calming.

is your dog healed up? Are you emotionally healed?

Anonymous O replied with this 4.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,823

@previous (F)
That tumor? how old are you and have you hit web for details on what you have and what they found? Like is it a genetic kind of thing or?

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,839

@previous (O)
I'm in my 20s. It was tumor-like, but could be a benign cyst. I'll find out the pathology report on Wednesday when I follow up with my surgeon.

henn joined in and replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,840

Glad you're OK @OP!

Anonymous O replied with this 4.8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,842

Image went missing@362,839 (F)
OK will look for the report. So with all you been going through, do you think something in the medical world, might end up being your career?

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,853

@previous (O)
I'm pretty darn good through 200-level university human biology stuff, but I'm not terribly interested in the mechanisms of the career path. I prefer crunching data, writing tests, and solving process problems through software engineering.

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 4.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,854

@previous (F)
Are you, in fact, Steven J. Quest?

Anonymous O replied with this 4.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,856

@362,853 (F)
The 200-level by that do you mean you're running biology to Anthropology?

I as well never for one minute considered the mechanisms of a career path. Found out that if you really love a subject, that subject can feed and support you.
I also doubt anyone these days can go wrong making a go of it by solving problems with software engineering. I am a Hardware Engineer who depends on software Engineers. These days that is!

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,872

@362,854 (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
Almost as intelligent, but don't tell him because then it'll be time for a dick waving contest ;)

I never talk about my standardized test scores. I don't want that attention.

Anonymous F double-posted this 4.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #362,873

@362,856 (O)
You seem to think I'm college aged or not on an established career. I'm almost 30.

Anonymous F triple-posted this 4.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #363,021

Externally hosted imageExactly one week after I was closed back up.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #363,070

@previous (F)
That's gonna leave a gnarly scar.

Protip: you can pull the staples out yourself - I've had them. Avoid the hassle and money of a doctors appointment and just grab some pliers (that's all they use to pull them out anyway).

(Edited 57 seconds later.)

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #363,105

Externally hosted image@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I dunno, man.

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #363,131

@363,021 (F)
It looks really good.

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #363,146

@363,105 (F)
(this is a photo of two I pulled out, tonight)

It hurts and they're bent enough that I need two pliers.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 4.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #363,152

@previous (F)
It won't hurt any less when the doc does it. No need to yank them early though.

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 4.8 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #363,161

@363,105 (F)
Why are you removing them?

Anonymous O replied with this 4.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #363,170

@362,873 (F)
> I'm pretty darn good through 200-level university human biology stuff, but I'm not terribly interested in the mechanisms of the career path. I prefer crunching data, writing tests, and solving process problems through software engineering.

> You seem to think I'm college aged or not on an established career. I'm almost 30.

Around MC preteens act younger or older and teens are still in arg hormone rage. Anyway the crunch and solving process I get but tests other then as internal audit stuff so i r clueless unless you care to share?

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #363,259

@363,161 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
The wound has healed. The staples' insertion points are irritated. Similar surgeries, like c-sections, don't require very long with staples.

@previous (O)
Test Driven Development is a workflow that provides automated means to confirm software behavior. It allows software development to proceed at a faster rate, with more contributors, and with fewer bugs than without tests.

My perspective on this is high-level, interpreted languages with objects and dynamic typing. I'm talking about Ruby, but TDD is also common in C and Java.

Unit tests are written to ensure the classes and methods have attributes and methods that return expected values and types.

Functional tests are written to ensure that methods and attributes behave as expected with or without the presence of various unit features.

Integration tests are written to ensure business logic is correctly codified so the various classes integrate together and that calling interfaces results in expected outcomes.

I currently prefer to use RSpec for this.

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 4.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #363,289

@previous (F)
Have you thanked your doctors, surgeons, and care givers?

Anonymous O replied with this 4.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #363,293

@363,259 (F)
ah I know a team doing what you described - many a group at just one huge company I used to work for - Qualcomm and now they are a terrific client. I used the term audit and I knew it was a hell of a lot more but me being Hardware Engineer RF mostly - I do crappola PERL and if forced can mess with C++ but no one and I mean no one should every pay me a dime for my quick software patches because they are only band aids at best.

Sad to say once installed as you must know, no one wants to do a re-write re cost and manpower so my junk remains all over the Planet. Truly a shame.

(Edited 39 seconds later.)

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #363,296

@363,289 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
Yes! :)

I was kind and thankful to all nurses except one. I told them all that I sleep soundly, but this one let me sleep past a dosage and my pain became unmanaged. She had to compensate by putting me *back* on narcotics.

For one nurse who was especially good and listened thoroughly, I wrote up a recommendation to her superiors.

Anonymous M replied with this 4.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #363,304

@previous (F)
thats wonderful. You should also make a care line compliment.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #363,308

@previous (M)
What’s that?

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #363,391

Externally hosted imageGnarly

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 4.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #363,405

@previous (F)
Where is that scar located?

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 double-posted this 4.8 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #363,406

@363,304 (M)
You call their corporate line and make a compliment.

Anonymous F replied with this 4.8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #363,407

@363,405 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
Right above my pelvis, on the left side, inline with my nipple.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4.7 years ago, 2 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #364,041

Image went missingYOU GUISE I DONT HAVE CANCER

…and all of the staples were taken out :)

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 4.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #364,087

@previous (A)
Welp, there's goes $50. No more gambling for me.

Thanks a lot, Reid. :-/

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4.7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #364,101

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
It turns out my pain tolerance is abnormally high, my immune system is very strong, and eating vegan has been very good on my cholesterol levels.

I’m in a good mood and you can shove $50 in quarters up your ass, buddy ;)

Anonymous F replied with this 4.7 years ago, 19 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #364,366

Externally hosted imageI'm staple free!

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 4.7 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #364,368

@previous (F)
Thats so great!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4.7 years ago, 2 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #364,973

So it turns out my appendix duct had become blocked in the summer, the appendix filled with fluid, and then its walls were perforating throughout October. Many people die from this.

My healthy digestive tract and immune system prevented infection and walled off the appendix. The inflammatory response from walling off the appendix leaks ended up attaching tissues to my intestines. When the surgeon attempted to separate my appendix, my intestines started to tear.

In total, only 6.5 inches of intestine was removed.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 4.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #365,008

@previous (A)
> only 6.5 inches of intestine was removed

This should be in a jar on your mantle.


My appendix actually burst right as they were removing it, so they had to flay me open like a fish to cleanup really fast. I have a scar almost identical to yours, except slightly to the right.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #365,010

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
My intestines and appendix were sent to the pathology lab in a container marked with my name. All that remains is the pathologist’s single-paragraph description of the size and color of my bowels :(

(Edited 1 minute later.)

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 4.7 years ago, 35 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #365,051

@365,008 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
They wont let you keep stuff like that most times, anymore.

Syntax replied with this 4.7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #365,068

@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
Ducks?

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 4.7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #365,073

@previous (Syntax)
I really wish that I could own ducks. I love them.

Syntax replied with this 4.7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #365,076

@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
I am looking for authentication.
> I really wish that I could own ducks. I love them.

You might not love them as much if you ever see how they mate

So was that you in mail reply?

(Edited 52 seconds later.)

squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 4.7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #365,080

@365,073 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
why can't you own ducks?

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 4.7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #365,090

@365,076 (Syntax)
yes that was me. I have seen them mate, and like them just the same.

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 double-posted this 4.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #365,092

@365,080 (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
In many places (like Florida) ducks become a nuisance because they breed too fast, and crap everywhere. We have strict wildlife and plant laws. Also many residential areas aren't zoned for things like ducks or chickens.

Syntax replied with this 4.7 years ago, 42 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #365,093

@365,090 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
ok I will hit mail

I for so many years including now, live where there are a lot of ducks and lots of sea birds - No Pink Flamingos as you may have but lots of amazing creatures.

squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 4.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #365,094

@365,092 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
surely you can buy a live duck for consumption.

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 4.7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #365,097

@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
Yes, but you're not really allowed to release them, or keep them in a yard.

squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 4.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #365,098

@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
keep him inside. people do it with parrots and stuff all the time. those are birds.

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 4.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #365,101

@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
It just wouldnt be the same for me. I'd need to see it happy, and alive in the ewater with its friends. Not a solitary duck in an apartment.

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 4.7 years ago, 1 day later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #365,522

poop diary

Anonymous F replied with this 4.7 years ago, 1 day later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #365,890

CT scan


Total: $2550.25
After insurance: $727.87

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

Syntax replied with this 4.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #365,892

@previous (F)
Divide total by planned years to live. Bet its chump change.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4.7 years ago, 1 day later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #366,260

Everything


Total: $50,356
After insurance: $2,825

That’s less expensive to me than I had feared! I was anticipating a $6000 bill.

Syntax replied with this 4.7 years ago, 10 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #366,584

@previous (A)
100 years to live so divide by 100 and without that 50K is chump change.

Anonymous F replied with this 4.7 years ago, 5 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #368,300

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