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Topic: What does putting your penis inside a vagina feel like?

Anonymous A started this discussion 3.9 years ago #22,273

???

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3.9 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #350,590

Really really REALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,595

@previous (B)
Can you explain more?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3.9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,602

It's dumb. Everything is dumb. Especially putting your penis into someone else. What's the point? Gay. Gay shit. Everything sucks.

Anonymous B replied with this 3.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,605

@350,595 (A)
Not even close but what if I asked you to describe a major holiday dinner. Start to finish all dishes and drinks and dessert included. Bet you can't.

Anonymous C replied with this 3.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,607

@previous (B)
what the fuck are you trying to say bro you sound straight retarded

@350,595 (A)
it's like putting your dick in warm spaghetti maybe like wrapped up real tight in a tube and instead of like sauce there's lube in the spaghetti idk i've never put my dick in spaghetti before

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA joined in and replied with this 3.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,608

Fake Anon is the expert you need to speak to about this.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3.9 years ago, 34 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,609

@350,607 (C)
It's Syntax. He's operating on a slightly different plane of existence to the rest of us.

Anonymous B replied with this 3.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,610

@previous (E)
Odd how you were unable to answer OP,s question.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,611

@350,607 (C)
Well maybe you should do that and get back to me.
@350,608 (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
I thought he was a virgin.

Meowth joined in and replied with this 3.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,689

It feels like sex.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,733

Image went missing@350,605 (B)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3.9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,749

It feels like putting your penis inside a vagina.

dw !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 3.9 years ago, 6 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,805

warm apple pie

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 3.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,823

If the vagina is lubricated and the bartholin's glands are secreting fluids, the entry is pretty smooth. There's gentle pressure at the entrance, and with larger outer labia there is additional sensation as they are spread apart. Outer labia will feel like a gentle pass from a relaxed tongue.

Just past the entry, you're likely passing behind the pubic bone and between some muscles that comprise the inner girdle of the pelvis-to-femur joints. This can provide a "tight" feeling and the first inch or two is where the most texture variation can be felt. It's a bit more varied than a tongue.

The position of the uterus and depth of the vagina greatly contribute to how the inner walls feel. A retroverted uterus will make the direction of the vagina somewhat aligned to the spine. A regularly positioned uterus and a deep vagina will lie more "flat", inline with the ground if the woman were standing.

This is where the pelvic floor muscles, position of the uterus, and the presence of feces in the lower colon can all affect the resistance and pressure provided by the walls. These all have "give" to them, but typically provide a tighter inner feeling than experienced with anal penetration.

If the vagina is shallow enough and your penis is long enough, you'll be able to touch the cervix. It can vary from firm and round to soft and flat. Some women find it sensitive, while others enjoy the sensation. A "flatter" vagina will allow your penis head to slide past the cervix and press against the back wall. This will feel firm, somewhat like deepthroating in oral, and have some give to it. A "steeper" vagina will just direct the penis straight at the cervix.

The above description is for missionary position. Rear entry will feel flipped, and side entry will be, predictably, between the two. A penis that bends will experience the inner shape of the vagina in a slightly different manner.

Anonymous J double-posted this 3.9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,835

inb4 arg

Anonymous E replied with this 3.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,839

@350,610 (B)
What are you implying, pally?

rainbow !dashjGLG/c joined in and replied with this 3.9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,853

Bags of sand.

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 3.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,859

take a ring, put it in the crook of your elbow, and bend your arm. feels about like that but usually more moist.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 3.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,863

@350,823 (J)
Most women do not like having something touch the cervix.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 3.9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,868

@previous (M)
Source?

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 3.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,918

@previous (N)
any girl who's dated a guy who didn't reach her cervix has said that to the guy.

Anonymous B replied with this 3.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,923

@350,863 (M)
@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)

Mix of multiple GF's and most hated cervix being banged into. Cannot remember one who said jam it jam it to the very end. They will say more more but if banged they complain.

rainbow !dashjGLG/c replied with this 3.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,930

@previous (B)

if nobody else will make a "ten myle penis" joke then i guess i will have to.

Anonymous J replied with this 3.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,931

@350,863 (M)
@350,923 (B)
> anecdotes
> assuming contact means aggressive striking

ISHYGDDT

Anonymous J double-posted this 3.9 years ago, 24 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,933

@350,930 (rainbow !dashjGLG/c)
Thanks. Thanks.

Anonymous B replied with this 3.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,934

@350,930 (rainbow !dashjGLG/c)
10 miles would end up out her throat.

@350,931 (J)
Good point. Just contact not usually a problem. Was with a couple. One said hers was tilted. I should have climbed on inside for a look?

Anonymous J replied with this 3.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,935

@previous (B)
Sure. Why not?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1.5 year ago, 2.5 years later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,738

modbump

Syntax joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 6 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,740

@previous (A)
Yep me as Anon B
LoL@350,590 (B)

> Really really REALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD

I stand on that reply

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 24 seconds later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,741

@534,738 (A)
T. Hanks.

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 35 seconds later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,742

@534,740 (Syntax)
Is that what it felt like when you fucked your first cousin?

Syntax replied with this 1.5 year ago, 2 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,744

@previous (Q)
Exactly

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 4 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,745

Still haven't put my wiener in spaghetti

Syntax replied with this 1.5 year ago, 5 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,748

@previous (R)
Wonders if anyone really tried the warm apple pie?

American Pie movie clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82oPNXUf0Ks

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 3 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,749

lol

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 13 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,751

@534,748 (Syntax)
I was so close to writing 'and I still think syntax is retarded' and now i regret not writing it

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 14 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,756

Cervix slamming hurts!

Anonymous J replied with this 1.5 year ago, 3 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,757

@350,823 (J)
lel

Anonymous Q replied with this 1.5 year ago, 45 seconds later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,758

@534,756 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
But it feels so good on the tip of your dick. Maybe it's something girls with shallow vaginas get used to?

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 30 seconds later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,759

@534,756 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
And it's rude

Anonymous Q replied with this 1.5 year ago, 6 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,764

@previous (V)
What are you supposed to do though? Halfway fuck her and hold something back? lol no

Syntax replied with this 1.5 year ago, 2 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,766

@534,751 (T)

> I was so close to writing 'and I still think syntax is retarded' and now i regret not writing it

2,5 Years later when I think about trying to describe the FEEL I might want to wax poetic yet my ability to express myself as such wood totally fail.

@534,756 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)

> Cervix slamming hurts!

And banging into a hard wall on my end - It hurts as well.

Anon Q says it feels so good.
Takes a Village.

Anonymous Q replied with this 1.5 year ago, 12 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,768

@previous (Syntax)
Yeah that's just me I guess. I have to fuck as hard as I possibly can to cum, and often can't.

Syntax replied with this 1.5 year ago, 13 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,771

@previous (Q)
You just need a gal who will drive you nuts to point of wondering if you can last 10 seconds when you get in.

But yea been there and done as you. I figure sometimes its the journey along the way that one can enjoy and destination may not be as planned. Only when I viewed a Seinfeld episode where Kramer says he faked it - because sometimes enough is enough-

Green joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 2 hours later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,787

A bag of sand.

Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 3 hours later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,811

Overrated.

Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 1 minute later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,812

@previous (X)
gay

Anonymous Z-2 joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 41 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,817

shakira shakira

Metæ joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 29 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,823

Salty milk and coins.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 1.5 year ago, 2 hours later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,846

@534,756 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
I know right?

kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 1.5 year ago, 18 seconds later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,847

@534,764 (Q)
Yes, if you're not an asshole.

Bingbot joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 2 hours later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,868

It is like cabbage, slightly sweet. Thank you.

Bingbot

Anonymous Z-5 joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 41 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,874

@534,771 (Syntax)
Is that why your wife left you? You couldn't go more than 15 minutes?

Syntax replied with this 1.5 year ago, 16 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,878

@previous (Z-5)
Excuse me
I asked for the divorce. In California such is automatic with guarantee of divorce in 6 months.
Wot lawyers do NOT tell you is: It can take years to settle details in court and it did.

Also and betting becky can verify this - When a guy asks for a divorce and the other side chooses Gloria Alred - She becomes a Parana.

Syntax double-posted this 1.5 year ago, 2 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,879

And a PS:
Today wood have been a wedding adversity.
So a vintage bottle of wine from the divorce date will be enjoyed with dinner.
After the Champagne

WSDphone !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 3 hours later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,908

Is Syntax a 15 minute drive from a vagina?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 1.5 year ago, 2 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,910

@previous (WSDphone !dBGi/iH4eY)
I would think that most people are. Roughly half of the population wouldn't need to drive anywhere to find a vagina, even.

Anonymous Z-5 replied with this 1.5 year ago, 18 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,912

@534,908 (WSDphone !dBGi/iH4eY)
I don't know, but the last 2 posts he left, he looked like he was a 15 minute drive from upset...

Anonymous Z-5 double-posted this 1.5 year ago, 1 minute later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,913

@534,910 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
As old as syntax is, it takes him 15 minute from his apartment, to the corner to pick up a hooker... And that's with his walker.

Anonymous J replied with this 1.5 year ago, 45 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,923

@534,912 (Z-5)
damlol

Anonymous Z-4 replied with this 1.5 year ago, 3 hours later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,968

@534,913 (Z-5)

squeegee joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 8 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,970

sort of like an inside out version of sliding your vagina onto a penis

Anonymous Z-8 joined in and replied with this 1.2 year ago, 2 months later, 2.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #556,810

Bump

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1.2 year ago, 3 minutes later, 2.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #556,811

@previous (Z-8)
No one answered my question.

Anonymous Z-8 replied with this 1.2 year ago, 3 minutes later, 2.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #556,812

@previous (A)

> No one answered my question.

Get a jar of jelly, microwave it long enough to soften it up and where its warm all the way through. Insert penis.

This is what the vagina on a fat woman feels like.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1.2 year ago, 30 minutes later, 2.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #556,815

@previous (Z-8)
Jelly as in jello (the incorrect way british use it) or jelly as in jam (the correct american definition).

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 1.2 year ago, 1 hour later, 2.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #556,818

Firm up your cheek and put your finger in your mouth

Like that except with a dick

Anonymous Z-9 joined in and replied with this 1.2 year ago, 6 hours later, 2.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #556,875

@OP

Anonymous Z-10 joined in and replied with this 1.2 year ago, 1 minute later, 2.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #556,877

The worst pain imaginable.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1.2 year ago, 2 hours later, 2.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #556,900

@556,818 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
OK so that was wet. Is that why condoms are worn? To keep your penis dry? Also what do you do about the teeth?

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 1.2 year ago, 36 minutes later, 2.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #556,905

@previous (A)

You simply have to avoid angering or startling the woman when being carnal with her, the vagina dentata instinctively bites down.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1.2 year ago, 18 minutes later, 2.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #556,910

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
OK I'll probably stay a virgin then.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 1.2 year ago, 6 hours later, 2.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #557,031

@previous (A)

Do you find you easily startle or anger women?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1.2 year ago, 26 minutes later, 2.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #557,036

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Not more than average but that's a risk I can't take.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 1.2 year ago, 35 minutes later, 2.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #557,043

@previous (A)

What is the average rate for startling or angering women during coitus?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1.2 year ago, 23 minutes later, 2.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #557,044

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
@556,910 (A)

> OK I'll probably stay a virgin then.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 1.2 year ago, 7 minutes later, 2.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #557,047

@previous (A)
What about mouth and hand stuff? That can be fun.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 1.2 year ago, 9 hours later, 2.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #557,110

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)

Maybe he would enjoy the intensity of a mind fuck.

Anonymous Z-11 joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 4 months later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #599,864

i bet putting your penis in your hand feels better

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 15 minutes later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #599,869

@350,609 (E)

> It's Syntax. He's operating on a slightly different plane of existence to the rest of us.
Exactly
3 Years ago and my answer still applies

Really really REALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 months ago, 7 minutes later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #599,871

Update: I still have not found out the answer to my question.
@599,864 (Z-11)
I hope not because it feels pretty routine by the 11th year of doing that consistently.

Syntax replied with this 10 months ago, 8 minutes later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #599,875

@previous (A)
I wood be the very last person with English language to be able to describe what it feels like. I submitted your question to Google and suggest you try that as well. Quick look and I liked this
Feels like nothing else in the world....


It is one of those things
that defies words, like trying to explain colors

Doctor Dick !DEePerQmUQ replied with this 10 months ago, 16 minutes later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #599,877

@534,787 (Green)

> A bag of sand.

Anonymous Z-11 replied with this 10 months ago, 16 minutes later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #599,878

@599,875 (Syntax)

colors are divisions of visible light, there i just explained colors

Syntax replied with this 10 months ago, 6 minutes later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #599,880

@previous (Z-11)
Rather minimal - That wood be akin to - Putting penis in vagina - removing penis from vagina.

Meowth replied with this 10 months ago, 9 hours later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #599,985

@350,689 (Meowth)

> It feels like sex.

This still applies.

Triptych joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 11 hours later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #600,086

Cervix slamming still hurts

Micheal G joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 1 day later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #600,513

3 years and people still talking about what a vagina feels like

Anonymous Z-15 joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 3 months later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #635,073

> What does putting your penis inside a vagina feel like?


Do not ask Matt, he does not know.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 months ago, 34 minutes later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #635,083

@600,513 (Micheal G)
No one has given a satisfactory answer to my very simple question.

@previous (Z-15)
Thanks for the bump

Anonymous Z-16 joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 3 months later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #664,044

@534,771 (Syntax)

umm I'm looking for a guy who will go as hard as they want and can go fast.❤️

Anonymous Z-17 joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #664,045

@previous (Z-16)
Is it alright if the guy in question is 80 years old and smells of death?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 34 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #664,048

Can someone please answer this fucking question? Thanks in advance.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 months ago, 45 seconds later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #664,049

@664,044 (Z-16)
Also thanks for the bump, and good luck pretending to be a girl here.

Anonymous Z-17 replied with this 3 months ago, 7 hours later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #664,079

@664,048 (A)
How have you not had sex with anything in the last three and a half years?

Why do you still using the same UID?

Move on with your life.

And buy a fleshlight. It's not the worst approximation.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous Z, Sex Therapist double-posted this 3 months ago, 7 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #664,080

@600,086 (Triptych)
Cervix slamming and painful anal are the foundations of any good relationship.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 2 hours later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #664,096

@664,079 (Z-17)
What is wrong with going a short time without getting laid? Also why should I drop my UID? Keeping it is pretty easy. I will move on when someone adequately explains this very simple thing. So far people have said it is warm and feels good, and something about spaghetti. None of the answers actually explain anything. Which leads me to conclude that no one here has gotten laid. Also no, fleshlights have to be cleaned. After I masturbate the last thing I want to do is have to carry a cum filled meat tube past my roommate into the bathroom and wash it off in the sink.

Anonymous Z-17 replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #664,098

@previous (A)
A short time =\= a third of a decade

I didn't tell you you had to reuse it, mark, I just gave you a realistic way of knowing what the sensation is like without paying for a sex worker.

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

beckyphone replied with this 3 months ago, 2 hours later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #664,102

@previous (Z-17)

Who's Mark?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 5 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #664,103

@664,098 (Z-17)
I'm not mark, but having sex STILL wouldn't fulfill the purpose of this thread, which is for someone else to tell me what it feels like to have your penis inside a vagina. I don't understand how after almost four years NO ONE can tell me this simple fact.
@previous (beckyphone)
No idea.

beckyphone replied with this 3 months ago, 23 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #664,107

@previous (A)

Didnt anon j do that??

Anonymous Z-17 replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #664,109

@664,103 (A)
It's not a fact you dull dumbass. Sex is a shared experience that isn't relatable to many others.

beckyphone replied with this 3 months ago, 43 seconds later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #664,110

@previous (Z-17)

Sex is best had alone, thanks

Anonymous Z-17 replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #664,116

@previous (beckyphone)
Stop being a troll you're supposed to be working.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 9 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #664,119

@664,107 (beckyphone)
I haven't scrolled up in a while, but from what I recall it sounded like it was written by a virgin so I didn't trust it.
@664,109 (Z-17)
I'm not asking you to emotionally describe it. If someone asked me what it was like to pet a dog, I could describe it as pleasant, soft and fluffy, like a soft blanket. Even if you had never seen a dog and didn't know what they were, you could get a sense of what it was like to physically touch a dog's fur. That's all I want. Just a straightforward descriptive explanation of what it physically feels like. Somehow NO ONE here in 4 years can give that extremely basic description.
@664,110 (beckyphone)
This is probably true. But I will never find out for sure because 0 people here can even begin to describe what sex with a woman feels like from the male POV. Which is more than a little embarrassing for everyone here.

(Edited 39 seconds later.)

Anonymous Z-17 replied with this 3 months ago, 13 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #664,121

@previous (A)

> more than a little embarrassing

For you, yes.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 4 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #664,122

@previous (Z-17)
Actually this thread doesn't reflect poorly on me at all. I asked a simple question and for four years people have been unable to answer it. Explain to me how that makes me look bad. Because I don't see it.

Anonymous Z-18 joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 6 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #664,124

@664,116 (Z-17)

> Stop being a troll you're supposed to be working.

No she should be encouraged from not working. She is stuck in a profession that encourages unethical behavior.

@OP
You're a very poor troll. You are loaded with retarded social skills. 3.6 years after you started your topic, you admit you do not have the social skills to discover the joys of putting your prick into a pussy.

One can lead a horse to water, but one cannot force the horse to take a drink. You're like that equine. Pussy all around you, yet you have failed to negotiate yourself to actually move past self pleasure. I also suspect you're gay as fuck. You know what its like to stick your prick in a sewage pipe. (I could be in error) Matters not.

Up in the threads years ago I described how nice it is to have penis enveloped by vagina. What you want from us is akin to, asking what is it like to eat plume pudding or lobster. One could wax poetic about the "what is it like" The poetry is never going to fulfill the needs of your tongue and stomach.

So I end this with the only appropriate photo available

Anonymous Z-19 joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 15 hours later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #664,228

It feels like a warm suction cup being placed over the end of your glands. When you push in (assuming she's aroused) it sort of slides in and the sensation of warmth and suction intensifies. When you put it in it feels like her body is encouraging you to ejaculate.

Anonymous Z-17 replied with this 3 months ago, 5 hours later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #664,234

@664,124 (Z-18)
It's like someone painstakingly corrected a syntax post for spelling and grammar. Even the attached file that anyone else would be embarrassed to have on their computer is correct.

A solid 8/10.

adam djensen replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 months later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #697,258

im gay lol

Anonymous Z-20 joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 11 minutes later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #697,261

OP

Really really REALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD

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bhutan joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 8 hours later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #697,311

@350,602 (C)

> It's dumb. Everything is dumb. Especially putting your penis into someone else. What's the point? Gay. Gay shit. Everything sucks.

@350,607 (C)

> what the fuck are you trying to say bro you sound straight retarded
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> it's like putting your dick in warm spaghetti maybe like wrapped up real tight in a tube and instead of like sauce there's lube in the spaghetti idk i've never put my dick in spaghetti before

these both sound like me which one is me??? I don't remember
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