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Topic: What does putting your penis inside a vagina feel like?

Anonymous A started this discussion 2.5 years ago #22,273

???

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2.5 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #350,590

Really really REALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,595

@previous (B)
Can you explain more?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2.5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,602

It's dumb. Everything is dumb. Especially putting your penis into someone else. What's the point? Gay. Gay shit. Everything sucks.

Anonymous B replied with this 2.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,605

@350,595 (A)
Not even close but what if I asked you to describe a major holiday dinner. Start to finish all dishes and drinks and dessert included. Bet you can't.

Anonymous C replied with this 2.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,607

@previous (B)
what the fuck are you trying to say bro you sound straight retarded

@350,595 (A)
it's like putting your dick in warm spaghetti maybe like wrapped up real tight in a tube and instead of like sauce there's lube in the spaghetti idk i've never put my dick in spaghetti before

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA joined in and replied with this 2.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,608

Fake Anon is the expert you need to speak to about this.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2.5 years ago, 34 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,609

@350,607 (C)
It's Syntax. He's operating on a slightly different plane of existence to the rest of us.

Anonymous B replied with this 2.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,610

@previous (E)
Odd how you were unable to answer OP,s question.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,611

@350,607 (C)
Well maybe you should do that and get back to me.
@350,608 (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
I thought he was a virgin.

Meowth joined in and replied with this 2.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,689

It feels like sex.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,733

Image went missing@350,605 (B)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2.5 years ago, 21 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,749

It feels like putting your penis inside a vagina.

dw !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 2.5 years ago, 6 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,805

warm apple pie

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 2.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,823

If the vagina is lubricated and the bartholin's glands are secreting fluids, the entry is pretty smooth. There's gentle pressure at the entrance, and with larger outer labia there is additional sensation as they are spread apart. Outer labia will feel like a gentle pass from a relaxed tongue.

Just past the entry, you're likely passing behind the pubic bone and between some muscles that comprise the inner girdle of the pelvis-to-femur joints. This can provide a "tight" feeling and the first inch or two is where the most texture variation can be felt. It's a bit more varied than a tongue.

The position of the uterus and depth of the vagina greatly contribute to how the inner walls feel. A retroverted uterus will make the direction of the vagina somewhat aligned to the spine. A regularly positioned uterus and a deep vagina will lie more "flat", inline with the ground if the woman were standing.

This is where the pelvic floor muscles, position of the uterus, and the presence of feces in the lower colon can all affect the resistance and pressure provided by the walls. These all have "give" to them, but typically provide a tighter inner feeling than experienced with anal penetration.

If the vagina is shallow enough and your penis is long enough, you'll be able to touch the cervix. It can vary from firm and round to soft and flat. Some women find it sensitive, while others enjoy the sensation. A "flatter" vagina will allow your penis head to slide past the cervix and press against the back wall. This will feel firm, somewhat like deepthroating in oral, and have some give to it. A "steeper" vagina will just direct the penis straight at the cervix.

The above description is for missionary position. Rear entry will feel flipped, and side entry will be, predictably, between the two. A penis that bends will experience the inner shape of the vagina in a slightly different manner.

Anonymous J double-posted this 2.5 years ago, 19 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,835

inb4 arg

Anonymous E replied with this 2.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,839

@350,610 (B)
What are you implying, pally?

rainbow !dashjGLG/c joined in and replied with this 2.5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,853

Bags of sand.

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 2.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,859

take a ring, put it in the crook of your elbow, and bend your arm. feels about like that but usually more moist.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 2.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,863

@350,823 (J)
Most women do not like having something touch the cervix.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 2.5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,868

@previous (M)
Source?

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 2.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,918

@previous (N)
any girl who's dated a guy who didn't reach her cervix has said that to the guy.

Anonymous B replied with this 2.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,923

@350,863 (M)
@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)

Mix of multiple GF's and most hated cervix being banged into. Cannot remember one who said jam it jam it to the very end. They will say more more but if banged they complain.

rainbow !dashjGLG/c replied with this 2.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,930

@previous (B)

if nobody else will make a "ten myle penis" joke then i guess i will have to.

Anonymous J replied with this 2.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,931

@350,863 (M)
@350,923 (B)
> anecdotes
> assuming contact means aggressive striking

ISHYGDDT

Anonymous J double-posted this 2.5 years ago, 24 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,933

@350,930 (rainbow !dashjGLG/c)
Thanks. Thanks.

Anonymous B replied with this 2.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,934

@350,930 (rainbow !dashjGLG/c)
10 miles would end up out her throat.

@350,931 (J)
Good point. Just contact not usually a problem. Was with a couple. One said hers was tilted. I should have climbed on inside for a look?

Anonymous J replied with this 2.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,935

@previous (B)
Sure. Why not?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 2.5 years later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,738

modbump

Syntax joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 6 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,740

@previous (A)
Yep me as Anon B
LoL@350,590 (B)

> Really really REALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD

I stand on that reply

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 24 seconds later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,741

@534,738 (A)
T. Hanks.

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 35 seconds later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,742

@534,740 (Syntax)
Is that what it felt like when you fucked your first cousin?

Syntax replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,744

@previous (Q)
Exactly

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,745

Still haven't put my wiener in spaghetti

Syntax replied with this 1 week ago, 5 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,748

@previous (R)
Wonders if anyone really tried the warm apple pie?

American Pie movie clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82oPNXUf0Ks

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,749

lol

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 13 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,751

@534,748 (Syntax)
I was so close to writing 'and I still think syntax is retarded' and now i regret not writing it

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 14 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,756

Cervix slamming hurts!

Anonymous J replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,757

@350,823 (J)
lel

Anonymous Q replied with this 1 week ago, 45 seconds later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,758

@534,756 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
But it feels so good on the tip of your dick. Maybe it's something girls with shallow vaginas get used to?

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 30 seconds later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,759

@534,756 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
And it's rude

Anonymous Q replied with this 1 week ago, 6 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,764

@previous (V)
What are you supposed to do though? Halfway fuck her and hold something back? lol no

Syntax replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,766

@534,751 (T)

> I was so close to writing 'and I still think syntax is retarded' and now i regret not writing it

2,5 Years later when I think about trying to describe the FEEL I might want to wax poetic yet my ability to express myself as such wood totally fail.

@534,756 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)

> Cervix slamming hurts!

And banging into a hard wall on my end - It hurts as well.

Anon Q says it feels so good.
Takes a Village.

Anonymous Q replied with this 1 week ago, 12 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,768

@previous (Syntax)
Yeah that's just me I guess. I have to fuck as hard as I possibly can to cum, and often can't.

Syntax replied with this 1 week ago, 13 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,771

@previous (Q)
You just need a gal who will drive you nuts to point of wondering if you can last 10 seconds when you get in.

But yea been there and done as you. I figure sometimes its the journey along the way that one can enjoy and destination may not be as planned. Only when I viewed a Seinfeld episode where Kramer says he faked it - because sometimes enough is enough-

Green joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,787

A bag of sand.

Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 3 hours later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,811

Overrated.

Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,812

@previous (X)
gay

Anonymous Z-2 joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 41 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,817

shakira shakira

Metæ joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 29 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,823

Salty milk and coins.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,846

@534,756 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
I know right?

kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 1 week ago, 18 seconds later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,847

@534,764 (Q)
Yes, if you're not an asshole.

Bingbot joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,868

It is like cabbage, slightly sweet. Thank you.

Bingbot

Anonymous Z-5 joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 41 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,874

@534,771 (Syntax)
Is that why your wife left you? You couldn't go more than 15 minutes?

Syntax replied with this 1 week ago, 16 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,878

@previous (Z-5)
Excuse me
I asked for the divorce. In California such is automatic with guarantee of divorce in 6 months.
Wot lawyers do NOT tell you is: It can take years to settle details in court and it did.

Also and betting becky can verify this - When a guy asks for a divorce and the other side chooses Gloria Alred - She becomes a Parana.

Syntax double-posted this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,879

And a PS:
Today wood have been a wedding adversity.
So a vintage bottle of wine from the divorce date will be enjoyed with dinner.
After the Champagne

WSDphone !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 3 hours later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,908

Is Syntax a 15 minute drive from a vagina?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,910

@previous (WSDphone !dBGi/iH4eY)
I would think that most people are. Roughly half of the population wouldn't need to drive anywhere to find a vagina, even.

Anonymous Z-5 replied with this 1 week ago, 18 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,912

@534,908 (WSDphone !dBGi/iH4eY)
I don't know, but the last 2 posts he left, he looked like he was a 15 minute drive from upset...

Anonymous Z-5 double-posted this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,913

@534,910 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
As old as syntax is, it takes him 15 minute from his apartment, to the corner to pick up a hooker... And that's with his walker.

Anonymous J replied with this 1 week ago, 45 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,923

@534,912 (Z-5)
damlol

Anonymous Z-4 replied with this 1 week ago, 3 hours later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,968

@534,913 (Z-5)

squeegee joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 8 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,970

sort of like an inside out version of sliding your vagina onto a penis
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