Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^][v]#350,607
what the fuck are you trying to say bro you sound straight retarded
it's like putting your dick in warm spaghetti maybe like wrapped up real tight in a tube and instead of like sauce there's lube in the spaghetti idk i've never put my dick in spaghetti before
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#350,823
If the vagina is lubricated and the bartholin's glands are secreting fluids, the entry is pretty smooth. There's gentle pressure at the entrance, and with larger outer labia there is additional sensation as they are spread apart. Outer labia will feel like a gentle pass from a relaxed tongue.
Just past the entry, you're likely passing behind the pubic bone and between some muscles that comprise the inner girdle of the pelvis-to-femur joints. This can provide a "tight" feeling and the first inch or two is where the most texture variation can be felt. It's a bit more varied than a tongue.
The position of the uterus and depth of the vagina greatly contribute to how the inner walls feel. A retroverted uterus will make the direction of the vagina somewhat aligned to the spine. A regularly positioned uterus and a deep vagina will lie more "flat", inline with the ground if the woman were standing.
This is where the pelvic floor muscles, position of the uterus, and the presence of feces in the lower colon can all affect the resistance and pressure provided by the walls. These all have "give" to them, but typically provide a tighter inner feeling than experienced with anal penetration.
If the vagina is shallow enough and your penis is long enough, you'll be able to touch the cervix. It can vary from firm and round to soft and flat. Some women find it sensitive, while others enjoy the sensation. A "flatter" vagina will allow your penis head to slide past the cervix and press against the back wall. This will feel firm, somewhat like deepthroating in oral, and have some give to it. A "steeper" vagina will just direct the penis straight at the cervix.
The above description is for missionary position. Rear entry will feel flipped, and side entry will be, predictably, between the two. A penis that bends will experience the inner shape of the vagina in a slightly different manner.
Syntax replied with this 1.5 year ago, 13 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^][v]#534,771
You just need a gal who will drive you nuts to point of wondering if you can last 10 seconds when you get in.
But yea been there and done as you. I figure sometimes its the journey along the way that one can enjoy and destination may not be as planned. Only when I viewed a Seinfeld episode where Kramer says he faked it - because sometimes enough is enough-
Syntax replied with this 1.5 year ago, 16 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^][v]#534,878
@previous (Z-5) Excuse me
I asked for the divorce. In California such is automatic with guarantee of divorce in 6 months.
Wot lawyers do NOT tell you is: It can take years to settle details in court and it did.
Also and betting becky can verify this - When a guy asks for a divorce and the other side chooses Gloria Alred - She becomes a Parana.
Syntax replied with this 11 months ago, 8 minutes later, 3 years after the original post[^][v]#599,875
I wood be the very last person with English language to be able to describe what it feels like. I submitted your question to Google and suggest you try that as well. Quick look and I liked this
Feels like nothing else in the world....
It is one of those things
that defies words, like trying to explain colors
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 2 hours later, 3.6 years after the original post[^][v]#664,096
What is wrong with going a short time without getting laid? Also why should I drop my UID? Keeping it is pretty easy. I will move on when someone adequately explains this very simple thing. So far people have said it is warm and feels good, and something about spaghetti. None of the answers actually explain anything. Which leads me to conclude that no one here has gotten laid. Also no, fleshlights have to be cleaned. After I masturbate the last thing I want to do is have to carry a cum filled meat tube past my roommate into the bathroom and wash it off in the sink.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 5 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^][v]#664,103
I'm not mark, but having sex STILL wouldn't fulfill the purpose of this thread, which is for someone else to tell me what it feels like to have your penis inside a vagina. I don't understand how after almost four years NO ONE can tell me this simple fact. @previous (beckyphone)
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 9 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^][v]#664,119
I haven't scrolled up in a while, but from what I recall it sounded like it was written by a virgin so I didn't trust it. @664,109 (Z-17)
I'm not asking you to emotionally describe it. If someone asked me what it was like to pet a dog, I could describe it as pleasant, soft and fluffy, like a soft blanket. Even if you had never seen a dog and didn't know what they were, you could get a sense of what it was like to physically touch a dog's fur. That's all I want. Just a straightforward descriptive explanation of what it physically feels like. Somehow NO ONE here in 4 years can give that extremely basic description. @664,110 (beckyphone)
This is probably true. But I will never find out for sure because 0 people here can even begin to describe what sex with a woman feels like from the male POV. Which is more than a little embarrassing for everyone here.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4 months ago, 4 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^][v]#664,122
Actually this thread doesn't reflect poorly on me at all. I asked a simple question and for four years people have been unable to answer it. Explain to me how that makes me look bad. Because I don't see it.
> Stop being a troll you're supposed to be working.
No she should be encouraged from not working. She is stuck in a profession that encourages unethical behavior.
You're a very poor troll. You are loaded with retarded social skills. 3.6 years after you started your topic, you admit you do not have the social skills to discover the joys of putting your prick into a pussy.
One can lead a horse to water, but one cannot force the horse to take a drink. You're like that equine. Pussy all around you, yet you have failed to negotiate yourself to actually move past self pleasure. I also suspect you're gay as fuck. You know what its like to stick your prick in a sewage pipe. (I could be in error) Matters not.
Up in the threads years ago I described how nice it is to have penis enveloped by vagina. What you want from us is akin to, asking what is it like to eat plume pudding or lobster. One could wax poetic about the "what is it like" The poetry is never going to fulfill the needs of your tongue and stomach.
So I end this with the only appropriate photo available
Anonymous Z-19 joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 15 hours later, 3.6 years after the original post[^][v]#664,228
It feels like a warm suction cup being placed over the end of your glands. When you push in (assuming she's aroused) it sort of slides in and the sensation of warmth and suction intensifies. When you put it in it feels like her body is encouraging you to ejaculate.
> what the fuck are you trying to say bro you sound straight retarded > > > it's like putting your dick in warm spaghetti maybe like wrapped up real tight in a tube and instead of like sauce there's lube in the spaghetti idk i've never put my dick in spaghetti before
these both sound like me which one is me??? I don't remember