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Topic: You are Walter's father…

Anonymous A started this discussion 2.2 years ago #21,231

You're a good union man. A solid, dependable worker. You've helped out some neighbors when they were in tough times. You've watched a lot of your buddies' jobs get shipped overseas.

Life's tough, and then there's your son. He's an obese, unaccomplished layabout. You've busted your ass for years to provide for him. Your wife, the love of your life, has coddled and cared for this child.

Given that your son has grown up to tarnish your good name and disgrace your entire bloodline, what is an appropriate reaction?
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Beat Walter with your belt 2 10%
Send Walter to military boarding school 5 24%
Send your son to China with a one-way ticket 2 10%
Murder-suicide of your entire family, followed by burning the house down 8 38%
All of the above 4 19%

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 25 minutes later[^] [v] #339,339

My dad worked on a goddamn horse farm all day as a kid. My parents moved to Michigan when I was six because my dad got some automotive engineering job that brings in a six-digit income. Good thing, right? Unfortunately, this meant that I had to be raised in a boring suburb full of rude people and had few chores around the house. Few chores? That can't be that bad, right? Wrong.
I ended up being a "wild child" that would run outside in our pathetically-small, boring yard that had no trees to build a new tree house or other fun things like that. They didn't like that, so they gave me "ADHD" pills each day to calm me down.
And about the "belt", they tried that. It didn't work on me because I didn't give a shit. They had to lock me in a room (for a few minutes) whenever I "acted up" and it would make me so goddamn mad at them. But it worked. Eventually, I discovered the joys of video games and I ended up going outside less and less. They were quite relieved until they realized that when I'm not active, I get fat. Big fucking surprise. And they would try to reverse their efforts to keep me inside.
Funny thing is that my best friend happens to live on a horse farm and he'd rather live in my house, while I'd rather live in his.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #339,340

lock him in a cupboard until he stops being fat

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #339,348

@339,339
so you're whining about having a mellow upbringing? shut the fuck up you fat piece of shit and stop wallowing over your great childhood

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #339,349

This kind of problem was easily solved centuries ago.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 53 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #339,356

@339,340
Isn't that where food is generally kept, though?

Anonymous C replied with this 2.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #339,357

@previous
lock him in a cupboard with no food until he stops being fat

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 2.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #339,400

@339,348
It was an easy childhood, but it had some unhealthy side-effects, such as obesity and an amphetamine dependency.

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #339,413

@previous
> obesity
> ampehtamine dependency
Pick one and only one.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #339,417

@previous
dam lol

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #339,424

@339,413
Okay. I pick obesity.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 7 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #339,442

Threads grate

WadeWilson !ImAdick7a2 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #339,475

@339,413
lol seriously

The Board joined in and replied with this 1.6 year ago, 7 months later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #396,345

Topic unlocked and bumped at OP's request

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 1.6 year ago, 4 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #396,349

@previous
Gee, I wonder who the OP could be.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1.6 year ago, 1 second later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #396,350

Goddamn, what a loser.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 1.6 year ago, 19 seconds later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #396,351

@previous
Quiet, jame.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1.6 year ago, 14 seconds later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #396,352

damlol

Anonymous K replied with this 1.6 year ago, 5 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #396,354

@396,351
> everyone is Jame

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 1.6 year ago, 2 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #396,356

lol'd

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 1.6 year ago, 5 hours later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #396,452

ALL ALL ALL All of the above

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 1.6 year ago, 39 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #396,454

@339,348

> so you're whining about having a mellow upbringing? shut the fuck up you fat piece of shit and stop wallowing over your great childhood

the bite is mine and i still feel it

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 1.6 year ago, 8 hours later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #396,496

To be fair, he's a much better son than someone who had to leave their church over grooming accusations.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 1.6 year ago, 2 hours later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #396,511

@previous

> To be fair, he's a much better son than someone who had to leave their church over grooming accusations.

Anonymous O replied with this 1.6 year ago, 10 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #396,514

@previous
Can you imagine how humiliating that had to have been for them? Everyone in the neighborhood probably tells their kids to stay away from the pedo house.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 1.6 year ago, 6 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #396,515

@previous
LOL, and all he can do is make fun of teenagers over the internet. What a loser!

Anonymous O replied with this 1.6 year ago, 3 hours later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #396,566

@previous
He also makes fun of famous child abuse victims, which is weird because he's so compassionate regarding abortion.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 1.6 year ago, 41 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #396,576

@previous
Such a sick, demented human.

Anonymous O replied with this 1.6 year ago, 6 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #396,580

@previous
He's also said that children who age out of the system, and wish that they hadnt been born, should just kill themselves. Also, that child molesters should be shunned instead of given jail time, and if no one shuns them, then the abuse is okay. Because thats how Jesus would have handled it?
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