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Anonymous A started this discussion 2.4 years ago#21,231
You're a good union man. A solid, dependable worker. You've helped out some neighbors when they were in tough times. You've watched a lot of your buddies' jobs get shipped overseas.
Life's tough, and then there's your son. He's an obese, unaccomplished layabout. You've busted your ass for years to provide for him. Your wife, the love of your life, has coddled and cared for this child.
Given that your son has grown up to tarnish your good name and disgrace your entire bloodline, what is an appropriate reaction?
Murder-suicide of your entire family, followed by burning the house down
All of the above
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 25 minutes later[^][v]#339,339
My dad worked on a goddamn horse farm all day as a kid. My parents moved to Michigan when I was six because my dad got some automotive engineering job that brings in a six-digit income. Good thing, right? Unfortunately, this meant that I had to be raised in a boring suburb full of rude people and had few chores around the house. Few chores? That can't be that bad, right? Wrong.
I ended up being a "wild child" that would run outside in our pathetically-small, boring yard that had no trees to build a new tree house or other fun things like that. They didn't like that, so they gave me "ADHD" pills each day to calm me down.
And about the "belt", they tried that. It didn't work on me because I didn't give a shit. They had to lock me in a room (for a few minutes) whenever I "acted up" and it would make me so goddamn mad at them. But it worked. Eventually, I discovered the joys of video games and I ended up going outside less and less. They were quite relieved until they realized that when I'm not active, I get fat. Big fucking surprise. And they would try to reverse their efforts to keep me inside.
Funny thing is that my best friend happens to live on a horse farm and he'd rather live in my house, while I'd rather live in his.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^][v]#339,340
lock him in a cupboard until he stops being fat
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#339,348
so you're whining about having a mellow upbringing? shut the fuck up you fat piece of shit and stop wallowing over your great childhood
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#339,349
Anonymous O replied with this 1.8 year ago, 6 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^][v]#396,580
He's also said that children who age out of the system, and wish that they hadnt been born, should just kill themselves. Also, that child molesters should be shunned instead of given jail time, and if no one shuns them, then the abuse is okay. Because thats how Jesus would have handled it?