Minichan

Topic: Minichanopolis emergency! We're under attack!

squeegee !firstkPE1Q started this discussion 2 months ago #17,349

It's on! They've got a cannon!
I took the look from the armory and am in the jew room with the gold and diamonds!
Minichanopolis needs you now! rally! rally!

vocalon !WHySpXg2po joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #293,246

I've got an external bunker. Go out from the tree along the biome line where the forest meets the desert. You can regroup there.

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #293,247

I got killed by some guy with a diamond suit of armor. I don't wtf I am doing. I must go learn to be of use to the cause!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 16 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #293,248

dam lol

It's too late for me to have any desire to get on, but if we attempt to retaliate tomorrow, I will join up. So what'd they destroy?

mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 6 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #293,251

@293,247
lol this. I read a couple pages of the wiki

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #293,256

we're under attack again! they're in the farm!@

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #293,258

im just staying offline for now. I have too much shit on me right now and no time to put it away

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #293,259

oh the humanity, we're being cannoned again!

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #293,260

Deploying class five drones in sector five, twelve, eight and twenty-four.

The guard has been instructed to clear the streets of any civilians they encounter.

Power to non-essential parts of the metropolis has been cut, and energy is being re-routed to the Fractal Shield generators covering this base, St. Helen's hospital and the main Neuropond.

Standing by for further instructions.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 2 months ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,262

lol since I can't use the chat, tell them it's boring now

Falco !PZmcClOUDk double-posted this 2 months ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,263

well that was interesting

Thank you for forgiving me dallas haha, it's okay if im not in the faction for a while (or ever, if it helps you guys lol)

(Edited 1 minute later.)

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,266

Externally hosted image@293,260
> helping
@293,262
you did good falco, but they were spawn killing you. if they take spawn you just have to log out and wait till it's clear.
@Ron Paul
it's funny your first night you log in and we're under siege. all of this, mind you, was not my fault.

unfortunately i did not have a completed escape route, as planned, for the loot. It is safe, but i once again had to use the Jew Room. It worked perfectly during the first siege, and also very well during the second round of cannoning.

mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 2 months ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,268

@previous
> unfortunately i did not have a completed escape route

lol i saw that sign

It was still pretty fun. Only thing is that I'm like -4 or -5 now so I might hang out for a bit before trying to rejoin. How fast does power come back?

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 35 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,269

Externally hosted imageI used Fake Anon's "secret" Jew passageway and carried the loot to safety, all the while taunting our enemies. Falco was awarded a squeegee medal of valor for his heroic lava attacks on the enemy. Unfortunately he was also kicked for being spawn raped.

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 45 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,270

1.2 pt per hour, and i think you start on a server with 1, idk actually

mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 2 months ago, 41 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,271

@293,269
If Rai is really posting here it might be good to not post this

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,272

@previous
that base is compromised anyway.

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,279

Externally hosted image@293,248
mostly just Ryan's house

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) triple-posted this 2 months ago, 14 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,280

Externally hosted imagethe damage wasn't extensive, and they didn't destroy or take anything of value.
they raped Falco's power, he won't recover for a couple of days. that's about it.
this was the extent of the cannoning. They got into the annex and the farm, and somehow raped falco. i guess in the spawn room.

At any rate, we're bugging out. Gather your valuables and we'll find a new forward base and dig a new mine.
Don't post any coords in chan anymore.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,285

@previous
> They got into the annex and the farm, and somehow raped falco.
That's it. No one rapes Falco without our permission!

mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 2 months ago, 42 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,286

@293,280
if only this site had a PM feature...

cat !LSD69pSotU joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 11 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,289

@previous
if only you could use some other means of private communication...

mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 2 months ago, 18 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,294

@previous
If only...

r04r !GETFUCKED joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,299

So how does a cannon work, and they work on enemy territories? If so, we need to construct one near rai, I say!

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,300

@previous
Are they weeaboos? They sound like weeaboos.

r04r !GETFUCKED replied with this 2 months ago, 20 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,301

@previous
I don't know :| We need some intel!

(Edited 18 seconds later.)

vocalon !WHySpXg2po replied with this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,302

@previous
Their main member is named "Yukiiro_Nite".

He's probably weeb as fuck.

r04r !GETFUCKED replied with this 2 months ago, 38 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,304

@previous
Probably!

Anonymous K replied with this 2 months ago, 41 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,305

@293,302
I knew it!

Leave some signs criticising their favourite animes. Their morale will crumble and they'll be utterly defenceless.

vocalon !WHySpXg2po replied with this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,307

@293,304
That... is a language I'm fluent in.

Also, I think I found their cannon. I can't figure out how to disable it though.

r04r !GETFUCKED replied with this 2 months ago, 55 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,308

@previous
Take screenshots and shit first so we can replicate it against them.

vocalon !WHySpXg2po replied with this 2 months ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,309

@previous
Minecraft crashed when I tried to take a picture. It's got lots of wiring exposed and at the top of a stone brick tower.

r04r !GETFUCKED replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,311

@previous
Got coordinates?

vocalon !WHySpXg2po replied with this 2 months ago, 48 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,312

@previous
X -353
Z -41

r04r !GETFUCKED replied with this 2 months ago, 8 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,313

So it turns out you can see everyone's faction chat in IRC channel ssss.me:6666 #fp

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 13 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,314

@previous
Fucking retarded. There isn't really a faction-only chat right now.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,328

@293,313
:/
Lame.

Anonymous D replied with this 2 months ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,330

@293,313
How'd you figure that out?

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

r04r !GETFUCKED replied with this 2 months ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,333

@previous
Someone from the IRC replied to something vocalon said in our faction chat, so I asked about it and there it was. Joined their IRC server as well.

@293,328
I might have an idea to work around it, but we'll see about that. Until then I could set up an invite-only thread to share coordinates and shit at or something?

(Edited 34 seconds later.)

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 2 months ago, 7 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,335

@previous
Perfect. Ilu

mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 2 months ago, 9 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,473

Falco is a mole!

vocalon !WHySpXg2po replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,474

@previous
Don't try and stir shit, faggot.

mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 2 months ago, 8 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,479

@previous
seriously though troll related sabotage is probably high for a group from here

vocalon !WHySpXg2po replied with this 2 months ago, 59 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,480

@previous
help mosd thers a faget stirrigng shipt on the ninecratf thereads

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 0 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,481

@293,479
implying you won't be the cause of such troll related sabotage

mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,482

/r/we change the name to minechan

Anonymous L replied with this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,483

@293,479
you're being annoying as shit. stop it.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,489

@293,309
just move the wires around, theyd have to really inspect it to see how to fix it

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,513

Er...
We just got destroyed.
Some enemies leaked in somehow but they couldn't really do anything, until they started spawnkilling fake_anon.
When his power went negative, they started claiming the area and took are 100+ diamond and the resources.
dam lol

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 3 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,517

@previous
yeah, they came up the mine apparently and hit the pressure plate, and then ender pearled through open window holes
and then spawn raped

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

Anonymous D replied with this 2 months ago, 20 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,518

@293,513
Lol shit nigga. Time for me to permanently switch back to Halo.

(Edited 52 seconds later.)

Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #293,519

If they ever get flint and steel we are fucked.
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