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Topic: What is the most painless way to commit suicide for under 20 bucks?

Anonymous A started this discussion 5.7 years ago #1,650

I'm not planning on doing it, i'm just curious.

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befrienders.org

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stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 58 seconds later[^] [v] #30,749

Exit bag.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5.7 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #30,750

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
how do you make one?

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #30,751

They are all pretty painless unless you fuck up.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 5.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,755

@30,750 (A)
Oven bag, elastic drawcord with a clip thingy, and cellotape.

You roll the lip of the bag down a bit, and tape it down. Cut a slit in the fold and put the drawcord through and clip it though the end of the hole. Put over head, and tighten.

add helium or some shit to keep from panicking.


You had better not do this, either.

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,756

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Where could I get cheap helium?

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 5.7 years ago, 23 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,757

@previous (A)
Saturn.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 5.7 years ago, 39 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,758

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
http://instantrimshot.com/

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 4 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,759

Jack. Stop that. :@ :@ :@
Right now!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5.7 years ago, 45 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,762

@previous (D)
I'm not Jack.

sim !.biSsjaMxA joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,766

Stab yourself to death with a tooth pick, that should hurt and takes a long time, prolonging the pain.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5.7 years ago, 8 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,767

Seriously, I just want to know of a cheap, painless way to commit suicide. Every other website I got to just gives me the "don't do it" crap.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 5.7 years ago, 19 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,770

@previous (A)
Well DON'T do it.

sim !.biSsjaMxA replied with this 5.7 years ago, 38 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,773

@30,767 (A)
You can pick up a tooth pick for free at most restaurants. You can also spend some money getting a posh tooth pick from a speciality shop.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,775

@30,770 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
I won't

Mister !Bones6oqqQ joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 36 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,777

Can I ask why you want to know this information, sir?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 26 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,778

Well done stickybuns, I hope you can live with his blood on your hands.

sim !.biSsjaMxA replied with this 5.7 years ago, 22 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,779

I would suggest this fine piece of craftsmanship. It is not under $20 though, you can get other silver tooth picks for that price, they won't be of this high quality.

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5.7 years ago, 15 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,780

@30,777 (Mister !Bones6oqqQ)
It just makes me feel better to have an option, even if I don't ever have to use it.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 5.7 years ago, 5 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,781

@30,777 (Mister !Bones6oqqQ)
To kill someone and make it look like a suicide. You guys all just assume he wants to kill himself geez.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5.7 years ago, 15 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,782

@30,779 (sim !.biSsjaMxA)
eat my ass you limey faggot

sim !.biSsjaMxA replied with this 5.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,783

@previous (A)
I think my idea for a painful and cheap suicide are the best. And my idea has options to upgrade your suicide to a rockstar level. You could go wild and get a custom made tooth pick with a little diamond in the top.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 27 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,784

Tylenol and a benadryl.

Take a bottle or two of tylenol, then a bunch of benadryl

you'll be asleep and won't feel the tylenol melting your liver into a pile of goo.

congratulations, you're now dead.

Mister !Bones6oqqQ replied with this 5.7 years ago, 23 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,785

@30,780 (A)
I suppose that makes sense. But if you only care about it enough to spend 20 bucks on it, I'd leave it till you have more money to spend on it. And if you are financially stretched, would it not be better to keep the money, so you can spend it on stuff that will prolong your life or make it better atm?

If you really had to, it's not hard to drop a toaster in a bath or something I suppose.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 5.7 years ago, 15 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,786

@30,778 (G)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5.7 years ago, 1 second later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,787

@30,784 (H)
I tried that once, it was very painful. I had to go to a hospital to get my stomach pumped.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 22 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,788

OP, can you get access to a syringe?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,789

@previous (I)
no. Assume I have nothing but 20 dollars.

Anonymous I replied with this 5.7 years ago, 49 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,790

@previous (A)
What state do you live in? Most places you can buy syringes at a pharmacy without a prescription, or at least go to a needle exchange.

Anonymous G replied with this 5.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,791

Gravity is your friend

sim !.biSsjaMxA replied with this 5.7 years ago, 3 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,792

Also:
http://churchofeuthanasia.org

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 26 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,793

Suicide is such a cheap way to go, but here it is.

Our recipe combines the powers of Nitrogen, Diethyl Ether and high proof grain Alcohol.
Prepare an exit bag with a Ether soaked rag and a way to fill it with a pre-determined amount of Nitrogen.
Down the alcohol as fast as you can manage, slip the bag on, and let in the Nitrogen.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 5.7 years ago, 38 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,794

@30,792 (sim !.biSsjaMxA)
http://vhemt.org/

Anonymous I replied with this 5.7 years ago, 20 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,795

@30,793 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Where's he going to get ether and n2 for $20?

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5.7 years ago, 17 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,796

@30,790 (I)
I'd rather not identify my state

psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 26 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,798

Try placing a toothpick under your big toe and kick a wall at full force.

Anonymous I replied with this 5.7 years ago, 36 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,799

@30,796 (A)
Whatever. Find a way to get a syringe and it'll be easy. Any other way and you're likely to not be successful.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5.7 years ago, 35 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,800

@previous (I)
what do I put in the syringe?

Mister !Bones6oqqQ replied with this 5.7 years ago, 4 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,801

@30,790 (I)
If you live where I live, you can walk through the nearest alley and just pick up a hepatitis ridden needle! Too bad for OP!

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 5.7 years ago, 47 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,803

@30,795 (I)
Ether is in some formulations for starter fuel, and any carcinogens that might be contained in it as well won't be a long-term problem obviously.
> under $20
Oh...

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,806

Also, I am extremely scared to kill myself, so any method would have to not involve courage, like jumping off a building or shooting myself.

Anonymous G replied with this 5.7 years ago, 4 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,807

Wishing really hard, also works.

Mister !Bones6oqqQ replied with this 5.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,811

@30,806 (A)
When it comes to suicide, why not just move away and join a Buddhist temple? You might like it, and it's not like you've got anything to lose...

Jack !gOStA1p7Pc joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 49 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,812

Just pointing out that I'm not OP.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 5.7 years ago, 16 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,814

Interesting...
@OP

> I'm not planning on doing it, i'm just curious.

@30,806 (A)

> Also, I am extremely scared to kill myself

Kids these days have no attention span what-so-ever.

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Anonymous I replied with this 5.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,818

@30,800 (A)
Dissolve any and every medication you have and inject into a vein. Make sure you look up how to inject into veins properly.

No prescription is required for regular insulin and can be bought for less than $20 in most places. Shoot the entire vial and you'll be dead within the hour.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5.7 years ago, 36 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,821

@previous (I)
Thank you. That actually sounds like a plan.

Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 43 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,822

Read: charcoaling.

sim !.biSsjaMxA replied with this 5.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,826

@30,794 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
I'm more of a post-natal abortion supporter myself mate.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 5.7 years ago, 20 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,827

@30,811 (Mister !Bones6oqqQ)
I would LOVE to do this if I had the chance. How can i go about this?

Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 5.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,828

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Start another topic about it, for one.

Later, losers.

Mister !Bones6oqqQ replied with this 5.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,830

@30,827 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
http://www.ehow.com/how_2058021_join-monastery.html
Like that I guess.

Mister !Bones6oqqQ double-posted this 5.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,832

@30,828 (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
lol

龍 !cP2gi3jKX2 joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #30,851

Don't do it.

Leonidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #30,896

You have to be in a lot of emotional pain or physical pain to commit suicide. Death is generally not painless.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 5.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #30,901

@previous (Leonidas !nBpim1wazU)
I beg to differ in the form of a song

hamfist !XPeqoqTFAE joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,192

Just slit your wrists and bleed out. Doesn't really hurt

Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 5.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,563

Fucking shit, I'm too much of a pussy to go through with anything.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 5.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,566

@previous (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)

Anonymous I replied with this 5.7 years ago, 11 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,567

@31,563 (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
> Jack !gOStA1p7Pc joined in and replied with this 6 hours ago, 49 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,812
> Just pointing out that I'm not OP

> Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 32 seconds ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,563
> Fucking shit, I'm too much of a pussy to go through with anything.
lol 2/10 bud

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 32 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,568

I am sure a few feet of rope shouldn't cost more than 20 bucks,

Anonymous I replied with this 5.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,576

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
> painless

Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 5.7 years ago, 23 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,577

@31,568 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
i would freak out in the time it takes me to be killed, and would most likely pussy out.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 5.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,582

@31,576 (I)
> advil

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 5.7 years ago, 36 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,585

@31,576 (I)
@31,577 (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
If you knot the rope correctly it will snap the neck causing only an instant of pain, then immediate death.

Anonymous I replied with this 5.7 years ago, 3 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,586

@31,582 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
> not painless

Anonymous I double-posted this 5.7 years ago, 35 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,587

@31,585 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
The brain is still alive for at least 10 minutes after oxygen has stopped and even longer after the heart has stopped.

Anonymous I triple-posted this 5.7 years ago, 59 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,588

Lodging your head under a bus wheel would be far less painful than hanging. At least your brain wouldn't be around to feel it for very long.

Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 5.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,592

@previous (I)
That seems like it would fuck up the bus rider's day.

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Anonymous I replied with this 5.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,596

@previous (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
Honestly, who cares? You certainly wouldn't be able to. And as far as you can prove, nothing exists outside your mind anyways. Why worry about what you can't prove exists

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 5.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,601

@31,587 (I)
You are not suffocating, You are severing the nervous connections to the brain, from the rest of the body.
Just because a brain is still active does not mean a person is still technically alive. You would suffer severe brain damage if you had oxygen deprivation from the brain for 5-6 minutes, There are some that can survive longer, but those cases are few and far in between. Look at what happens when you black out after a concussion, Your brain is still technically active, but you are completely unconscious.

Born this Way joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,604

buy a toy gun and stage a public shooting, and when police respond get them to shoot you.

Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 5.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,606

@31,596 (I)
I know it's pointless to care, but I would like to be remember in a positive or at least neutral manner

Mindwurms !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 21 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,607

> Palahniuk: The first part is not funny because I started as a small town newspaper reporter and every winter I would go with the Sheriff's Department to these trailer houses in which very poor families would try to heat their homes by bringing their barbecue indoors, charcoal briquettes.

> In their sleep, the carbon monoxide would have killed the entire family and they looked so beautiful and so peaceful and so perfect all lying there like Christmas morning, completely beautiful and dead, the entire family. I thought, if I ever do it, this is how I'm gonna do it. Just bring the barbecue inside, take a couple shots of something, watch my favorite movie and nighty-night.

> But my other rule is that I have to have everything in my life completely fixed and perfect and cleaned up and I have to be complete with everyone in my life and I have seven days in which to do that. So I might make it to day three or four, but I've never made it all the way to day seven.

> So periodically, it's a way for me to kind of clean up and reconnect with everyone in my life with the idea that, if I make it to day seven and I still want to kill myself, it's okay, but you'll never make it past day three or day four.

> Tavis: What causes the roadblock at day three or four?

> Palahniuk: Well, you realize that you've gotten rid of all the excess things in your life and that you have sort of cleaned up all the incompletes.

> You finally got that paperwork done. You finally hauled all of those things to charity and you've called all of those people that you didn't like and you told them one good thing about themselves. You know, I've always envied your education. I've always envied your beautiful wife. Or that turtleneck sweater, I've always thought that was the greatest sweater ever.

> But you find something good to say to everyone that you dislike and, in doing so, you reconnect with them. You sort of give up being upset with them. You abandon all those resentments and, once you've done just a few of those, you no longer have any impulse to end your life.

> Tavis: Kind of like a purging.

> Palahniuk: Exactly. Kind of like a housecleaning.

> Tavis: Yeah, and that's a process you go through annually now?

> Palahniuk: At least annually. You know, there's a television show, Hoarders, where people have those homes filled with stuff. Emotionally, in our minds, we get so filled with resentments where we've got a story about absolutely everything.
- http://www.pbs.org/wnet/tavissmiley/archive/201005/20100528_palahniuk.html

Edit: Found the article:
http://www.menshealth.com/best-life/make-life-worth-living

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jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,614

@previous (Mindwurms !!4IKKtS9GG)
Yea, he really loves the taste of his own dick.

What is his angle there? Is he trying to sound dark, edgy, and mysterious? "oh, toodly-doo, I often considering killing myself once a year and then I clean out the old mental attic."

What a fucking tool.

Mindwurms !!4IKKtS9GG replied with this 5.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,622

@previous (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
I think it's a good experience to give up what you're clinging to, because you'll lose it all anyway.

Anonymous I replied with this 5.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,627

@31,601 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
> You are not suffocating
Actually you are.
> You are severing the nervous connections to the brain,
Which itself is not the cause of death. Think about a brain in a vat. It's theoretically possible to keep a brain alive in a vat if it's given the right nutrients and appropriate circulation. The cause of death is a lack of nutrients and circulation in the brain...ie suffocation

> Just because a brain is still active does not mean a person is still technically alive.
Maybe. It does not mean they wouldn't feel pain. There's no way to show one way or the other.

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #32,567

@31,614 (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
I think he's saying that at one point he was suicidal, but now he's not because he goes through his annual purge. You should try it.

Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 5.7 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #32,629

Now my parents are calling me 4 times an hour to yell at me. I will pay anybody what's left of my life savings to come kill me, since I am obviously too scared to do it.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 5.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #32,636

Yell at you for...?

Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 5.7 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #32,640

@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
They think they are going to have to replace it for me.

Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) double-posted this 5.7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #32,691

How much charcoal would one need to kill himself?

Green !pFNWNYROxA joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #33,236

@previous (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
You'd have eat a lot.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 5.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #33,259

Damn, you come across angstier than Twilight and the whole Final Fantasy combined. :|
Seek help instead of drowning in sorrow... really.

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #33,266

Buy some heroin, smoke it on the edge of a building, fall.

Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #33,395

> For under 20 bucks
How fucking stupid are you? Cost shouldn't be an issue if you are about to fucking DIE. Rack up some CC bills and make sure your suicide is EPIC!

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 5.7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #33,399

@previous (Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k)
Pre-cise-ly.

Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #33,484

The world is basically a forced labour camp, from which the workers, perfectly innocent, are led forth by lottery a few each day to be executed. Banish the fear of death from men's hearts, and they wouldn't live a day. Who would want this nightmare if not for fear of the next? The shadow of the axe hangs over every joy. Every road ends in death. Or worse. Every friendship. Every love. Torment, loss, betrayal, pain, suffering, age, indignity, hideous lingering illness -- and all of it with a single conclusion. For you, and everyone, and everything you have ever chosen to care for, that is the true brotherhood, the true fellowship. And everyone is a member for life. :3

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #33,504

@previous (Z-1)
Where's that a quote from? I like it. ^___^

Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 5.7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #33,511

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
The Sunset Limited, but if it interests you I'd start with one of Cormac McCarthy's better works like The Road or The Crossing.

advi !!3gpAcg/hF joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #33,517

Spend $20 on meth from your local dealer. Go into your kitchen, gather every last knife and sharp implement. Spread them all over the house. Lock yourself in your house. Shoot up

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 5.7 years ago, 34 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #33,518

@33,511 (Z-1)
The Road was a good book. :3 I'll check that out, thank you.

advi !!3gpAcg/hF replied with this 5.7 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #33,521

Double post

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Anonymous U replied with this 5.7 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #34,106

You can buy helium at any party supply store. See if you have a Party Galaxy in your area.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Mr.Rogers !tiQBrOS.jo joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #34,150

lol

Anonymous Z-5 joined in and replied with this 5.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #34,153

Reverse the polarity.

It's usually fatal.

Anonymous Z-7 joined in and replied with this 4.4 years ago, 1.3 year later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #322,886

thanks mods

fao leonidas pls read

d[vv] !!jdS+H4VgV joined in and replied with this 4.4 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #322,887

@previous (Z-7)
great thread :D

Anonymous Z-9 joined in and replied with this 4.4 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #322,888

@previous (d[vv] !!jdS+H4VgV)
1.3 Fucking years ago?

Wot Fuck?

Anonymous Z-5 replied with this 4.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #322,890

@previous (Z-9)
Yes, Minichan is THAT LONG.

Anonymous Z-9 replied with this 4.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #322,891

@previous (Z-5)
Suicide if successful as you must know is SHORT

Anonymous Z-5 replied with this 4.4 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #322,904

@previous (Z-9)
thee thy or eye indeed.

Marceline !oxyJfPDoNg joined in and replied with this 4.4 years ago, 1 day later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,276

Oh wow lol

Anonymous DD's replied with this 4.4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,277

@previous (Marceline !oxyJfPDoNg)
You mean Oh dear.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 4.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,278

I haven't seen OP since this thread.

Anonymous Z-9 replied with this 4.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,281

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
0/10

We see "Anonymous A" Multiple times a day.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 4.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,284

@previous (Z-9)

I said OP.

Anonymous Z-9 replied with this 4.4 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,286

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
OP may have been on with user id with a borrowed cell phone.
or
"Last Year, 11,000 People Lost Their Cell Phone"

OP may have moved = new IP = New user id

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 4.4 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,287

@previous (Z-9)
I'm saying this publically since if I email it to you, you'll find it a year from now and believe it brand new.

I didn't want to tell this to anyone in real life. And there was no one online to tell. But someone must know. And I chose you because it would actually matter to you.

You know I am very emotionally fragile.

The entire time of my e-friendship with Salty, she claimed she only met you once tell almost September, and then you were "just friends". And she flirted with me a lot and claimed she had these weird phobias (like the woman afraid of pickles) and so that's why she was shy of a lot of things.

She ended our "e-friendship" (her term) with you dressed up in her clothes, taking a picture on your laptop, and then where you posted that for a three day weekend in October, the two of you spend it in a hotel having sex the entire time.

And it gets better. What I didn't know is you two were dating the entire time. That she just told people 6/30/11. And there was once a thread in early May or so saying that you met then, which Salty claimed till almost September was the single time.

Ninjj, now you and Salty will probably marry. But if you two ever break up and it's the kind where you don't like her anymore, then remember what I said here. She made an emotionally fragile person crazy on purpose the complete entire time.

Goodbye.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 4.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,288

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Have you ever thought about the difference between just being comfortable with someone, and being really comfortable with someone?

Now, I know there's strangers that you don't feel comfortable with, and then there's some people that you meet, and even if you don't know them that well, you mysteriously experience a sense of comfort.

And who knows what triggers it? I mean, you don’t even know why you feel comfortable around them: it could be some quality about them, it could be their voice, it could be the rhythm - at which - they speak. It could be something else that you’re not even sure of.

And when you experience that sense of well-being, (deep breath) then maybe - maybe - the more you feel at ease with a person, the more you can permit yourself to do things that you wouldn’t do around strangers. Like, like, you might be able to say things that are on your mind, as you relax around the person you’re with. (Deep breath)

But now, with me, I find, ah, that there’s also a deeper level of comfort. It’s the comfort you feel when you’re with someone who you feel extremely secure around, as if you’ve known this person for a long time. Me, now, how I see it is—it allows you to just let go completely and deeply relax when you’re in this person’s presence. Because some quality about them lets you get this sense of reassurance about them.

To me, now, one thing that I, that I find - and maybe you find this too, I dunno - it’s, it’s like when you listen to them, what they say becomes a lot more fascinating because you feel so calm around them that it allows your imagination to take off, and think of all the fun things you’d like to be doing with them, to the point that you can plan out the time in your future to do all these things with them, these fun things, that you just really would enjoy doing with them.

Now, with me, that’s just how I see it.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 4.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,289

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I don't care if she's a girl. I wish she was a guy then all that attacks she spewed would have less merrit.

Listen, I grew up in a poor ghetto school with thugs and crackheads as my classmates. I was a huge intellectual type and I isolated myself socially to avoid maltreatment. This path continued and I ended up as a socially isolated adult, scared to go out in public.

Then I met salty who claimed to be just like me, right down to being even more afraid of people. Then I trusted her. I opened up and trusted someone for the first time in my life.

Fucking anon replied with this 4.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,290

I could have failed at so many things; I could have written an epic or traveled through time. I could have been a rapper or a car thief, taught philosophy or graduated high school, last in my class. I could have been big and strong and held my head so high; walked the million roads that cross the earth and ran my fingers through the dust of all seven wonders with big blind eyes shining with thoughts of magic and mystery. I could have been a hero—a Batman without Robbin; could’ve learned to laugh when I was sad, or trust in love when I fucked Salty.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 4.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,291

@previous (Fucking anon)
I want Salty to leave me alone. I went through life recently all, "Good I'm forgetting about her. My life is happier."

Then tonight she bullies me more....


1) Gets me ionized on Minichan because she's sadistic
2) Gets me constant banned from ghoul, IP ban, post deletion
3) Gets Minichan, Tinychan, and other forums to constantly harass me.
- sadistic troll white knights falsely accuse me of stalking her and other stuff she makes up.
- sadistic troll white knights falsely claim I do shit like asking her to meet me which hasn't happened for six months
- People impersonating me and writing shit about salty in my name (e.g. anontalk) and then everyone acting like I did it.
- Salty claiming shit like I have skype and bugged her. No I don't have skype.


I just cannot post on Tinychan, Minichan, or elsewhere without this shit. And if I go anon, then salty has people saying everyone is me. And if I leave, salty has people saying everyone is me. And salty says everyone who defends me is me.


This is how every day is for me. Salty using other people to bully me so she can claim innocence.


When Salty stalks and harasses you, she gets an army doing it. Oh and she did get her friends stalking me, calling me on the phone all hours of the night.

Anonymous Z-13 joined in and replied with this 4.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,292

@30,755 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)

That's such a ghetto way of doing it.

Z-15 replied with this 4.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,294

@323,291 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)

I took a dip in Salty's gash.

Something very fishy about it.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 4.4 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,295

@previous (Z-15)
It's true. Salty sends me pics daily of them having sex and then tells me, "Kill yourself faggot!"

And that is why I now only fap to Edward Cullen.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 4.4 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,309

@323,292 (Z-13)
Gotta stick to my roots.

Also, 1.3 years. wat.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 4.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,311

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)

You're back! How are you?

Anonymous Z-9 replied with this 4.4 years ago, 34 seconds later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,312

@323,309 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Someone said your dad took your net privileges away from you?

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 4.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,347

@323,311 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
I'm okay. I've just not been paying attention to MC. How are you?

@previous (Z-9)
Lolno. I've just not had anything to post. Getting a notification in my browser from here reminded me.

Anonymous Z-5 replied with this 4.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,424

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
> Lolno. I've just not had anything to post.

So you haven't had to make any decisions recently. then? Good for you.

pizzaday joined in and replied with this 4.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,426

yowza

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 4.4 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,439

@323,424 (Z-5)
Yeah, It's been smooth sailing.

Anonymous Z-15 joined in and replied with this 4.4 years ago, 1 day later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #324,034

Just get into autoerotic asphyxiation. You'll have a shitload of fun with it, and you'll have the benefit of never knowing when you'll finally push it too far. You're sure to die satisfied.

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

Anonymous Z-9 replied with this 4.4 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #324,039

@previous (Z-15)
lolol

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 4.4 years ago, 8 hours later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #324,159

Charcoal + a metal bucket + a bottle of Vodka = $30~
Not particularly cheap, but safe, clean and painless.
Has the added benefit of not being a combination that trips flags, even when bought together in the store.

Meta joined in and replied with this 2.8 years ago, 1.6 year later, 2.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #459,640

This was a depressing topic.

Triptych !IupsXZPnnU replied with this 2.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #459,642

I was looking into helium and it's expensive. CPAP masks aren't even sold on Amazon. The twats.

Anonymous Z-6 joined in and replied with this 2.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 2.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #459,655

Wait 100 years.

Anonymous Z-18 joined in and replied with this 2.8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #459,656

Suicide by cop is the best I've heard of.

TheOwl !xi8/JKFwzo replied with this 2.8 years ago, 16 hours later, 2.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #459,721

@459,642 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Go to your local henchman shop

Meta replied with this 2.8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #459,722

@459,642 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Don't they sell it at party stores? It can't be that expensive.

Triptych !IupsXZPnnU replied with this 2.8 years ago, 30 seconds later, 2.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #459,723

@previous (Meta)
$30-$50 for a tank

Meta replied with this 2.8 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #459,724

@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Well I guess it is more than $20. I just realized now that OP never specified which dollars they meant: $20 US buys you a lot more suicide than, say, 20 Hong Kong dollars.

But surely cost would be no object if it were, literally, your last purchase.

Triptych !IupsXZPnnU replied with this 2.8 years ago, 48 seconds later, 2.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #459,725

@previous (Meta)
It wouldn't be, if I had the money to begin with. I don't.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 2.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 2.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #459,734

@459,724 (Meta)
Good point. Drowning in caviar would be a pretty posh way to go

comemph joined in and replied with this 2.7 years ago, 3 weeks later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #462,264

Stop it!!!! Call me 5706370150

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 2.7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #462,265

Crikey mate, sim really was on top form ITT.

@previous (comemph)
Think you're a bit late, mate. Wanker will've topped himself ages ago if that was his plan.

Anonymous Z-21 joined in and replied with this 2.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #462,268

Don't do it jack

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 2.7 years ago, 11 hours later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #462,300

@462,265 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I wonder what actually happened to Jack.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 2.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #462,301

@previous (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
I dunno. Guess he just drifted away. But I imagine he's about the same? Don't think he was particularly unstable or anything.

Meta replied with this 2.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #462,303

@459,725 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
I guess you could always open a credit card or take out a student loan.

thinking about it joined in and replied with this 2.7 years ago, 2 weeks later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #464,557

@previous (Meta)

> I guess you could always open a credit card or take out a student loan.

Yeah but then the money would be charged from your family.

Metæ replied with this 2.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #464,576

@previous (thinking about it)
Not necessarily. It would be taken out of your estate but your family wont have to pay it. If you're leaving any significant assets (car, house, jewellery, etc) make sure to get your will in order.

jack joined in and replied with this 2.7 years ago, 3 days later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #465,431

I'm alright

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 2.7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #465,436

@previous (jack)
Are you, in fact, the real Jack?

Anonymous Z-21 replied with this 2.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #465,437

Fuck off fake jack

Anonymous Z-21 double-posted this 2.7 years ago, 40 seconds later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #465,438

The real jack is dead, he told me, sent a text that said "fuck this not nearly gay enough earth"

Metæ replied with this 2.7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #465,443

@previous (Z-21)
But did he accomplish it for less than $20??

Tess joined in and replied with this 2.7 years ago, 6 days later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #467,183

All I need to know is if I could kill myself with pills of any kind and if it would hurt

dw ltd llc joined in and replied with this 2.7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #467,189

@previous (Tess)
bad idea tess pills are a bad idea

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 2.6 years ago, 7 hours later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #467,250

@467,183 (Tess)
They have a very low fatility rate, not recommended.

You can suicide from paracetamol/acetaminophen overdose, but it's excruciating and takes weeks. Just don't.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 45 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #467,253

bullet, nail, hammer, tube.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 2.6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #467,255

@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
I would advise against making a homemade gun, you run the risk of killing your...

Oh, right.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 2.6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #467,259

Extended exposure to Minichan may do it. Or it could give you superpowers. Either one.

Anonymous Z-28 joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 1 day later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #467,435

@31,587 (I)

> The brain is still alive for at least 10 minutes after oxygen has stopped and even longer after the heart has stopped.

True, but the brain loves being deprived of oxygen. It's euphoric, erotic and activates the pineal gland. Since discovering auto-erotic asphyxiation, I've concluded all druggies are dumb shits who like wasting their money. The absolute king of highs can be had entirely for free.

Blah joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 3 days later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #468,414

I can't wait to kill myself!

squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 2.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #468,418

@467,435 (Z-28)
i wonder if they'll find you hanging from a coat hanger in the closet
or pantyhose tied around a bedpost.

dw ltd replied with this 2.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #468,456

has anybody noticed how this thread has more views than the others

Metæ replied with this 2.6 years ago, 48 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #468,487

@previous (dw ltd)
I find it a bit disturbing, personally.

dw ltd replied with this 2.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #468,488

@previous (Metæ)
yeah it's weird a little creepy i bet googlers even get sent here

Metæ replied with this 2.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #468,490

@previous (dw ltd)
Did some Googling and this draad is #2 for "whats the best cheap way to commit suicide".

#11 on DuckDuckGo for the same query

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Ash !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 2.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #468,494

@previous (Metæ)

#1 for just "cheap suicide"

@alkalinegirl joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 16 hours later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #468,644

You guys are crazy lol.

Anonymous Z-31 joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #468,654

@30,784 (H)
Tylenol's an incredibly painful way to die

Ash !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 2.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #468,655

Current readers 35,544
Current reply writers 284

i wot

dw llc replied with this 2.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #468,657

@468,644 (@alkalinegirl)
lol you're crazy

!ZUGJPpAFak joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 6 days later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #470,464

Got ere via google wtf is this site???

kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 5 hours later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #470,507

@previous (!ZUGJPpAFak)
It's a site to make friends.

Dillon joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 1 week later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #471,525

You guys are genious minds

Anonymous Z-35 joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 1 day later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #471,725

@30,784 (H)
DO NOT TAKE BENEDRYL. AN OVERDOSE OF IT IS SOOOO TOXIC AND YOU WILL EXPERIENCE SEVERE CONVULSIONS. YOU WILL SURVIVE THIS. THE TRAUMA TO THE BRAIN IS PERMANENT, leaving you with serious lack of brain function, existing this way for life.

It is a terrifying way to try. Taking one or two BENEDRYL makes people sleepy. OVERDOSING ON IT IS VERRRRRRRRY PAINFUL AND LIFE LONG BRAIN AND NUROLOGICAL INJURIES.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 2.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #471,726

@468,490 (Metæ)
@468,494 (Ash !bbKEtchUp.)
Well, it's great advertising, at least!

Though it may not generate many long-term users.

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

Metæ replied with this 2.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #471,737

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
The only thing worse than killing yourself is spending more than $20 to do it.

Anonymous Z-36 joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 1 week later, 3.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #473,141

Has anyone heard about the car in the garage left running while you fall asleep theory?

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #473,142

@previous (Z-36)
Works by filling the space with carbon monoxide, yea.

Meta replied with this 2.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #473,157

@473,141 (Z-36)
@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Takes a long time with modern cars (which produce very little carbon monoxide). I guess you could still asphyxiate from the CO2 but that would be unpleasant -- the sensation of suffocation when you hold your breath is caused by CO2 buildup in the blood.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 2.6 years ago, 1 day later, 3.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #473,313

@previous (Meta)
Thank-you child.

Just Me joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 1 month later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #479,863

So did you do it or what?!?

Just Me double-posted this 2.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #479,864

Pills would be my personal preference. Thinking that will be my go-to tonight. I would prefer to never wake up again. Happy tomorrow's to all you lovely posters. And love to my family & friends.

Garak joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #479,865

@previous (Just Me)
Nite

Just Me joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 46 minutes later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #479,871

Thank you Garak :) xoxo friend

Syntax joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #479,874

So not one person suggested buying $19.99 in pennies and open gullet and swallow all of them right up to tonsils

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 2.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #479,875

@previous (Syntax)
Not one person.

Wendy joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 1 day later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #480,005

You people are absolutely heartless psychopaths. You had the chance to stop my sister from ending her life but you not only encouraged her but you mocked her! I hope you know we found this on her computer. She was a recluse looking for help & you mocked her! You should all be deeply ashamed! Where is your humanity? My sister was a deeply troubled soul but also an amazing brilliant person. I am just stunned by the lack of compassion in this world.

Anonymous Z-43 joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 52 minutes later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #480,008

@previous (Wendy)
waiter, this copypasta is stale

Anonymous Z-44 joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 10 hours later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #480,033

@480,005 (Wendy)

Wendy..... can I tongue your fartbox?

Anonymous Z-45 joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 1 day later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #480,267

For $20 you can get some double edged razor blades, some ice, and a box of wine.

Near painless suicide for only $20 or under.

Exit bags are a bit more unless you already have the helium.


@480,005 (Wendy)
Neat. Post it at suicide project.

The Captain !PundosRBSM joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #480,268

@468,644 (@alkalinegirl)

Semen is an alkaline.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 2.4 years ago, 53 minutes later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #480,283

I'm not going to lie, Sim's posts in this topic were pretty funny. I miss him. :(

@30,793 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
"Our recipe"?

Nega there, apparently a part of some group that designs suicide and distributes them like friendly cooking advice.

squeegee replied with this 2.4 years ago, 56 minutes later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #480,291

@480,267 (Z-45)
why do people say helium and not nitrous oxide? that's the way to go.

Anonymous Z-47 joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #480,292

@previous (squeegee)
Helium is a more noble death.

squeegee replied with this 2.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #480,294

@previous (Z-47)
haha

Anonymous Z-45 replied with this 2.4 years ago, 44 minutes later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #480,301

@480,291 (squeegee)

@480,292 (Z-47)
This.

Death by hippie crack isn't respectable.

oishi a.k.a. oasis joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 3 weeks later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #483,647

Well, i found what i needed. Slit on the wrist seems easy n so does the overdosage of tylenol. By tonight, i will cease to exist. Goodbye world and goodbye haters.

Anonymous Z-39 replied with this 2.4 years ago, 6 hours later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #483,673

@previous (oishi a.k.a. oasis)
neither of those are good ideas but ok

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 2.4 years ago, 43 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #483,686

i wish that this ducking thread would commit suicide :-/

(not the people inside of it, just the thread itself)

Anonymous Z-39 replied with this 2.4 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #483,690

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
auto-duck

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 2.4 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #483,693

@previous (Z-39)
quack quack

MORDOR joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 16 hours later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #483,777

Get member of a shoot club, its the legal way of possession of a gun. I have a friend who has two guns at least. One to kill elephants and one Luger. He regularly goes to the woods to kill animals or to shoot cans. Be member of a hunting club, get the gun. You'll always have it, just in case. Now don't be lazy all it takes is a membership.

MORDOR double-posted this 2.3 years ago, 1 week later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #485,553

By the way ... READ THIS ..

How Christianity Rose to Dominate Europe

http://www.worldology.com/Christianity/rise_christianity.htm

MORDOR triple-posted this 2.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #485,554

JULIUS CEASAR AND CONSTANTINE ARE THE ROOT OF THIS DICK CUTTING CULTURE WE'RE LIVING IN

Metæ replied with this 2.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #485,572

@483,777 (MORDOR)
Are you the new Autphag?

Syntax replied with this 2.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #485,576

@485,554 (MORDOR)
Thanks for that. Needed a dish for a pot luck party on Friday. Caesar Salad with shrimp will be a perfect fit.

I joined in and replied with this 2.3 years ago, 8 hours later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #485,618

Okay so I was legitimately looking into suicide when I found this on google. I read the ENTIRE thread and (shamefully) laughed numerous times. Not doing it. This thread may or may not have saved me

dw skg replied with this 2.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #485,620

@previous (I)
would u look at that
wouldn't you just look at it
Pat on the back

Anonymous Z-41 replied with this 2.3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #485,624

@485,618 (I)
> Okay so I was legitimately looking into suicide
Reconsider please. Planet has limited oxygen. Butterfly effect. If you remain we all have less oxygen to breath.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 2.3 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #485,629

Anyone else find it hilarious how this thread is probably what's most likely to direct new people to here?

Well, maybe not so much hilarious as disturbing. Bit of both, really.

kaushik joined in and replied with this 2.3 years ago, 1 day later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #485,809

1>mix any mint with coke and put it in the freezer for one day, boil it and drink
2> heat onion on direct flame and put in your under arms, with both the hands in chilled water, do it continuously till you die.
3>wash white butter hundred times and eat.
4>cat hair in food.
5> charred banana in cigarette, smoke...dye.

Anonymous Z-52 joined in and replied with this 2.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #485,810

If you're still posting suicide tips in this thread, I suggest you use them on yourselves.
Just a fun fact: I was Anonymous Z-18 the last time I posted a tip in this thread.

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 2.3 years ago, 1 day later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #486,077

This was three years ago?! Holy shit.

Anonymous Z-54 joined in and replied with this 2.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #486,082

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
and it's still relevant

dw !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 2.3 years ago, 19 hours later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #486,151

@485,624 (Z-41)
plants how do they work

anonnn. joined in and replied with this 2.3 years ago, 3 days later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #486,549

so the best way to peacefully die is.... ?

anonnn. double-posted this 2.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #486,550

And I don't care about expenses?! Just want an answer.

Syntax replied with this 2.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #486,551

@486,151 (dw !jdTkvovFCQ)
> Okay so I was legitimately looking into suicide
> Reconsider please. Planet has limited oxygen. Butterfly effect. If you remain we all have less oxygen to breath.

Yes in theory only. Tearing out rain forest and equiv all over Planet Earth no longer provides nuff plants to take in Carbon Dioxide to convert to oxygen

Waszzz that your point?

dw !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 2.3 years ago, 28 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #486,553

@previous (Syntax)
yes
also fun fact: most oxygen comes from algae not plants

Metæ replied with this 2.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #486,554

@486,549 (anonnn.)
Helium asphyxiation. Its painless, reasonably priced and legal in all countries.

Syntax replied with this 2.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #486,555

@486,553 (dw !jdTkvovFCQ)
Damn I bet in Biology I never learned that fact - Looked it up and Yikes - I mean I new the stuff was very important cause I need more Omega3 then most people and basis of Omega3 is bottom feeding fish suck on it which becomes the only oil in body n large fish eat such fish so they end up with it as well

Life-giving Slime
http://www.ecology.com/2011/09/12/important-organism/

Seaweed are not plants, but are algae. Not only do algae provide much of the Earth's oxygen, they are also the base for almost all marine life. Green algae get their color from chlorophyll and exist on or near the surface where there is plenty of sunlight. Green algae are not as common in the ocean as brown and red seaweed. It is also more closely related to land plants than any other type of algae. Source: Washington State Parks

It is estimated that marine plants produce between 70 and 80 percent of the oxygen in the atmosphere. Nearly all marine plants are single celled, photosynthetic algae. Yup, that’s right, good ol’ scum on the pond…green gak…..slip slimein’ away. Even marine seaweed is many times colonial algae. They are a bunch of single cells trying to look like a big plant (see seaweed photo), but they are really individuals.

We need marine algae a whole lot more than they need us. Think about it, 70 percent to 80 percent of all the oxygen we breathe comes from algae! Without them we would really be sucking wind, but not for long! At this point, you may be saying, “Yo! What about the trees and other land plants?” Trees and other land plants are very important, no doubt about it. But for pure survival, we couldn’t make it without algae.

LeCaptain joined in and replied with this 2.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #486,595

Externally hosted image@previous (Syntax)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

LeCaptain joined in and replied with this 2.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #486,596

Anonymous Z-47 replied with this 2.3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #486,598

@OP
Skunk bite. Just get a skunk to bite you. 99 times out of 100 it's fatal within days...

MORDOR replied with this 2.3 years ago, 3 days later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #487,018

The best way to kill yourself cheaply is to read the bible !! hahahahha

dw skg replied with this 2.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #487,021

@previous (MORDOR)
what's your fuckin' problem broh? You think it's fuckin' funny to make fun of other peoples' religions? That's fucking wack homie, smh

Anonymous Z-44 replied with this 2.3 years ago, 2 days later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #487,276

@previous (dw skg)
religion is the root of all evil... it drives men to kill one another... you are a fucking moron

dw skg replied with this 2.3 years ago, 59 minutes later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #487,290

@previous (Z-44)
I've i ve said it before I'll say it once more conflicts are never solely religious they are complex and political always so why be dumb and blame a scapegoat as 'the root of all evil'

Anonymous 5491 joined in and replied with this 2.3 years ago, 1 week later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #488,197

Searched painless suicide, after 3 websites I ended here. I read every post from 3 years of trolls and actually found the information I needed. Wonder why? Girlfriend of 10 years yes I said girlfriend of 10 years is a whore she's out cheating on me right now. I make 250$ every 2 weeks and am 23, the first time I attempted this I was 12 clothes rod in the closet broke when I dropped, at 16 I gashed my wrist (not deep enough) and took off on my dirtbike with a flat tire only to end up arrested and thrown in the loony bin cause the counsolor at the hospital didn't like my suck my dick I ain't tellin you shit attitude, at 17 I downed around 15 Xanax and 30 benydryl (tripped harder than acid) woke up with sore body and ruined nerves for about a year after(would shiver as if I was extremely cold almost convulsions at times) had few years of good times minus multiple Driving violations for no license and warrants being issued every couple month, I moved to New York City to start life over and get away from the girl 3 months in severe depression kicked back in and I contacted her which ended in me moving back home now for 2 years I've been in hell the only person i will hurt with my death is my mom my nephew and neice and my dog 3 of 4 will forget me, my moms had a rough enough life with 5 kids by herself for me to burden her with my death it will kill her to see me go idk if I can put her thru that but is her happiness worth my pain

Anonymous Z-41 replied with this 2.3 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #488,198

@previous (Anonymous 5491)
> 15 Xanax and 30 benydryl (tripped harder than acid) woke up with sore body and ruined nerves for about a year after(would shiver as if I was extremely cold almost convulsions at times) 15 Xanax and 30 benydryl (tripped harder than acid) woke up with sore body and ruined nerves for about a year after(would shiver as if I was extremely cold almost convulsions at times) had few years of good times

> 15 Xanax and 30 benydryl (tripped harder than acid) woke up with sore body and ruined nerves for about a year after(would shiver as if I was extremely cold almost convulsions at times) had few years of good times

Which only means you can have many more if you want to? All up to you and only you. Go for more good and leave all that fail/bad behind. In any game played in life you always get to start over.

Just start over. Failure is not an option.

dw replied with this 2.3 years ago, 6 hours later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #488,209

@488,197 (Anonymous 5491)
killing yourself over romance is dumb as hell don't be a dumbass

Kohao joined in and replied with this 2.3 years ago, 2 days later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #488,655

I too was looking up suicide and found this thread. And I have to say that the """trolls""" saved me. The dumb, unhelpful comments were hilarious and well, I don't know this site at all but thanks guys

idgaf joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 4 days later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #489,266

I've tried killin myself 18 times since 2009 in very lethal ways. No success. Don't do tylenol, painful as all get out. Pills period, garbage, you just throw up n feel like shyt. Ive learned over the attempts wut I should've done. Take a bunch of rat poison pellets, a few boxes for several days to a week, you may have a stroke as I was close to one, but it this ur blood then slit a good vein, blood will be so thin u can bleed out quick. Antifreeze, sweet n tasty but just gets you drunk as fukkkkk. Know where the veins in ur throat are before you try that. I read Nembutal, marilyn Monroe killed herself with it. U mix powder with favorite liquor n go to sleep. My next step if I can get a hold of that or a for sure way is suicide by cop one false move n they will shoot you dead! Or go to a shooting range, rent a gun, fire a few at the Target, then turn on urself. Fuck all Yall makin jokes bout the shyt. You don't know Why folks may wanna just go. I suffer 2 terminal illnesses my quality of life is none I live in pain n suffering every fucking day meds dont work tx don't work I can't work a job n disability don't pay shyt and I'm fucking only 38 n u think I wanna keep living life like this? Would you? So fuck Yall. killin urself over sum bitch or man hell naw yea dumb. But wen u live on life support suffering, you'll beg for anyone to pull the fuckin plug. Keep it 100 and don't speak upon shyt you kno nuttin about...nuff said

(Edited 7 minutes later.)

Titicaca joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #489,336

@OP

> I'm not planning on doing it, i'm just curious.

Indian food at a real indian restaurant with real indian chefs and imported water from the Ganges River.

Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 2.2 years ago, 4 days later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,036

@489,266 (idgaf)

> I've tried killin myself 18 times since 2009 in very lethal ways. No success. Don't do tylenol, painful as all get out. Pills period, garbage, you just throw up n feel like shyt. Ive learned over the attempts wut I should've done. Take a bunch of rat poison pellets, a few boxes for several days to a week, you may have a stroke as I was close to one, but it this ur blood then slit a good vein, blood will be so thin u can bleed out quick. Antifreeze, sweet n tasty but just gets you drunk as fukkkkk. Know where the veins in ur throat are before you try that. I read Nembutal, marilyn Monroe killed herself with it. U mix powder with favorite liquor n go to sleep. My next step if I can get a hold of that or a for sure way is suicide by cop one false move n they will shoot you dead! Or go to a shooting range, rent a gun, fire a few at the Target, then turn on urself. Fuck all Yall makin jokes bout the shyt. You don't know Why folks may wanna just go. I suffer 2 terminal illnesses my quality of life is none I live in pain n suffering every fucking day meds dont work tx don't work I can't work a job n disability don't pay shyt and I'm fucking only 38 n u think I wanna keep living life like this? Would you? So fuck Yall. killin urself over sum bitch or man hell naw yea dumb. But wen u live on life support suffering, you'll beg for anyone to pull the fuckin plug. Keep it 100 and don't speak upon shyt you kno nuttin about...nuff said

Anonymous Z-39 replied with this 2.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,037

@489,266 (idgaf)
keep it 100 friend real shit

Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 2.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,038

@previous (Z-39)

> keep it 100 friend real shit

Keep it 100 and don't speak upon shyt you kno nuttin about...nuff said

Anonymous Z-39 replied with this 2.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,040

@previous (Z-7)
why u cracking jokes fuckboy

Anonymous Z-63 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 9 hours later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,086

If you can get ahold of a syringe or a needle then you don't have to put anything in it. Just air and you put it in a vein and you will have a air bubble in your blood vein and it'll kill you and that's pretty simple and if you live in a bad neighborhood then you can find a needle anywhere but make sure that it has nothing in it but air you're welcome but don't do it!!!!!

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 2.2 years ago, 8 hours later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,103

@487,290 (dw skg)
this is very naive

many bad things are caused solely or mostly by religion

Titicaca joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 1 day later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,262

Eating tainted shell fish. Like piss clams with warm mayonnaise.

Flapjack double-posted this 2.2 years ago, 35 seconds later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,263

Eating tainted shell fish. Like piss clams with warm mayonnaise.

Anonymous Z-65 joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,266

Okay so I googled stuff and ended up here. I just want to say nearly half the people on this page made me laugh. Keep doing what you're doing because yous put a smile on my face. Thanks for the tips, see y'all in hell ;D -Elisha

Anonymous Z-65 double-posted this 2.2 years ago, 45 seconds later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,267

Okay so I googled stuff and ended up here. I just want to say nearly half the people on this page made me laugh. Keep doing what you're doing because yous put a smile on my face. Thanks for the tips, see y'all in hell ;D -Elisha

!PAloPxqksI joined in and replied with this 2.2 years ago, 23 hours later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,343

One must choke on his cats sausage to comit suicide,

Titicaca replied with this 2.2 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,345

Get between a Down's syndrome person and a plate of brownies and you won't live long.

Anonymous Z-39 replied with this 2.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,350

@490,103 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
No you are very naive for thinking religion is ever the absolute source of conflict get fucked
Get a god damn education

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 2.2 years ago, 18 hours later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,425

@previous (Z-39)
No, it is quite definetely you who is being naive. Tell me that all of those anti-science fundies aren't motivated mainly by religion. Tell me that those nutters trying to ban contraception in Africa aren't primarily motivated by religion. Tell me that suicide bombers, or religious terrorism in general isn't motivated primarily by religion. And that's not getting into issues in which religion is still a major contributing factor, like sexism or playing people off agianst each other.

> Get a god damn education
Yes, anybody who disagrees with you must be stupid.

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

Anonymous Z-39 replied with this 2.2 years ago, 34 minutes later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,437

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
you ARE being stupid
Nutters are banning contraception in the US but only for women
I see that as a women's rights issue

Religious terrorism is most often just as anti-imperialist, ideological and power-political as it is religious

No conflict is that simple why is that hard to believe
God damn angry atheists
yes and again i think/agree that Christian attitudes in can be harmful when they are used in conjunction with SEPARATE political agendæ and yes 'radical Islam' is often used as a scapegoat to do terrible shit yes on the surface it makes it seem like religion itself is the source right? But it's the people come on
And when men use religion to maintain power over women that doesn't mean it's a religious issue
People aren't that dumb
and for a lot of communities - namely PoC in white-controlled states - organized religion is a great way to establish community/connections etc
Anti-religion is just dumb stance you know what i am getting at it's just you dummies not anybody

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 2.2 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,443

@previous (Z-39)
> Nutters are banning contraception in the US but only for women
> I see that as a women's rights issue
I provided an example that was clearly motivated by religion. And even then, religion is a major contributing factor in your example. It promotes and reinforces those mindsets.

> Religious terrorism is most often just as anti-imperialist, ideological and power-political as it is religious
No. Religion is clearly a primary motivation for many terroritst groups. That there are other factors in play doesn't change that religion is their primary excuse. And can we really say that quite so many people would be willing to blow themselves up if they didn't think that they would go to some paradise afterwards?

We also have shit like different sects forcing their opressive ideas on those that they can conquer, and the active opposition of any science which happens to oppose their established dogma. Again, religion as the primary motivator.

> No conflict is that simple why is that hard to believe
You are misunderstanding my view. I am not saying that religion is the root of all evil, but that it is a major contributing factor to many evils. Remove it, and there will be less such things happening in the world.

> and for a lot of communities - namely PoC in white-controlled states - organized religion is a great way to establish community/connections etc
Religion is not necessary to do that.

> you ARE being stupid
> it's just you dummies
Why must keep trying to strawman people who disagree with you as being of lesser intelligence? Do you really think that not liking religion in itself makes them less intelligent than if they weren't critical of it? This is quite a pretentious way to look at it. I don't think that you are less intelligent just for disagreeing with me, I jusy disagree with your logic.

Titicaca replied with this 2.2 years ago, 3 days later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,973

Have sex with this broad and chances are you won't live through the event. Suffocation is at a 97% certainty status. Death from shame is also at a record high76%.

ReReRe-Tard joined in and replied with this 2.1 years ago, 3 weeks later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #494,303

im a dj

Pretty poison joined in and replied with this 2.1 years ago, 2 weeks later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #496,366

U guys are assholes lmao I lookin for ways to kill myself but u jerk ruined it with your foolishness lol thanks a lot

Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 2.1 years ago, 11 hours later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #496,465

@previous (Pretty poison)
You people are absolutely heartless psychopaths. You had the chance to stop my sister from ending her life but you not only encouraged her but you mocked her! I hope you know we found this on her computer. She was a recluse looking for help & you mocked her! You should all be deeply ashamed! Where is your humanity? My sister was a deeply troubled soul but also an amazing brilliant person. I am just stunned by the lack of compassion in this world.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 2.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #496,467

@previous (Z-7)
me too

Anonymous Z-70 joined in and replied with this 2.1 years ago, 4 days later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #497,165

I'm full of legitimate reasons to kill myself. Most of them are logical.

I'm a struggling single widowed father who suffers from major depression, hypersexuality and a fuckload of abuse, neglect, abandonment and trauma from life's bullshit. I can't get anywhere despite an iq over 160, this fucked up system we call an economy is one sick twisted joke. I can't keep a friend, I can't keep a relationship past "Hi, how are you?" and my family couldn't care less. I have no support network, therapy is way too damn expensive, I've been impoverished all my life which has killed my credit, I'm fucked all around.

I'm giving the world 6 months, starting today, to give me a reason to live. Good luck.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 2.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #497,172

@previous (Z-70)

Why dont you have friends?

Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 2.1 years ago, 17 hours later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #497,249

@497,165 (Z-70)
What is/are your kids like? How did your wife die? If I can ask.

Anonymous Z-71 joined in and replied with this 2.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #497,251

wtf is this suicide prevention thing

r04r replied with this 2.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #497,252

@previous (Z-71)
Something you should consider if you are legitimately feeling suicidal.

Anonymous Z-72 joined in and replied with this 2.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #497,264

@previous (r04r)
nice

RODROM replied with this 2.1 years ago, 5 days later, 3.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #498,998

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My religion centers on developing a meaningful relationship to God, whose existence you really aren\'t able to deny. Jesus taught us how to approach this humbly and respectfully, and the trust required that be placed in God - your months long Capitalized ranting exemplifies how when we really try, God provides us with excuses, alibis, and even amounts of reasoning for the bad and wrong so that we can concentrate on the important - you must be possessed by a devil or emotionally disturbed due to TV viewing somehow.. This article shot short of describing why so many people \'gave in\' to Christianity (and donned armor to march en mass into battle sigh).
#58 - alright - 08/10/2014 - 20:29


CHRIST GAVE HIS LIFE FOR HUMANITY .. AND THEREFOR MIGHT HAVE GONE TO HEAVEN. SO WHY DONT YOU GIVE YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW .. JUMP OF A BRIDGE .. GIVE YOUR LIFE AND DIE .. GOD WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT. GO ON SUICIDAL PRICK. PREACHING ABOUT GOD AND CHRIST. LETS MASSACRE YOU .. YOU ARE THE NEXT JESUS CHRIST.
FOLLOW IN HIS FOOTSTEPS. SO IF THAT IS WHAT YOU BELIEVE YOU MUST DO. DONT DO IT TO ME AND DONT DO IT TO OTHERS. NO ONE WANTS TO BE CRUCIFIED FOR WHAT REASON SO EVER. FUCKING CRUCIFIER. AND DONT YOU FORGET TO SERVE HIM. OR ELSE !! FUCKING DICK
#59 - MORDOR - 09/20/2014 - 06:31


YOU ARE NOT PERFECT. DONT BEHAVE LIKE YOU ARE.
#60 - MIORDER - 09/20/2014 - 06:38


YOU LITTLE CHRISTIAN TWAT. YOU DONT KNOW THE POWER OF THE BIBLE AND WHAT IS DOES TO A POOR SPIRIT. THERE ARE PEOPLE SUFFERING THE BELIEVES OF GIVNG THE OTHER CHEECK TO THE EXTENT THAT THEY SUFFER SOOOO MUCH. AND ALL THE CHRISTIAN COMPASSION YOU CAN SUMMON IS ... GIVE THE OTHER CHEECK AGAIN. THESE PEOPLE ARE SO POOR YOU CAN CALL THEM DOGS. OR PEOPLE WITH AN EXTREMELY GREAT CONSCIESNESS ABOUT COMPASSION OR WHAT IS GOOD AND WHAT IS WRONG. THEIR COMPASSION AND KNOWLEDGE IS SO GREAT THAT THEY GIVE THE OTHER CHEECK ALLWAYS .. AND YOU WHAT YOU STUPID FUCK.. IT HURTS ... IT HURTS LIKE HELL. AND YES CHRIST SUFFERED ON THE CROSS. IF YOU DENY THIS FACT YOUR MESSAGE IS ACTUALLY HURTING THE POOREST OF THE POOR. BECAUSE YOU AND YOUR BELIEVES. WHY DONT YOU REACH OUT AND GIVE A HAND TO THOSE CHRISTIAN SOULS. WHO ARE WITHOUT DEFENCE AND SUFFER. REACH OUT A HAND TO THEM AND DO NOT EVER, EVER PREACH ABOUT CHRIST AND THE BIBLE AGAIN. YOUR COMPASSION FOR THOSE KIND OF MINDS IS EXACTLY ZERO. AND YES .. SURELY YOU MUST FEEL GREAT WITH YOUR AKA HUMBLE SPIRITUALITY WITH GOD. BUT YOU FIGHT LIKE A COWARD WITH EXACTLY ZERO CONSCIESNESS FOR THOSE WHO ARE NOT LOVED BY GOD. YOU WOULD ACTULLLY BELIEVE THAT IF THEY WOULD BE MORE HUMBLE AND GIVE THE OTHER CHEECK MORE THAT THEY WOULD BECOME HAPPY. YOU ARE SO VERY WRONG. YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT YOURSELF AND YOUR RELATION WITH GOD. AND DARE I SAY .. YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE POOR. NOR DO YOU UNDERSTAND THEM. I DO .. AND HERE IN BLACK AND WHITE SOME MONEY FOR THE POOR. ROOOO ... FOR THOSE WHO CANT. YOU DICKFART I DARE YOU TO DO THE SAME. YOU LITTLE FART OF COMPASSION.


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RODROM double-posted this 2.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #499,000

Mr. Allright thought he could crucify others using the bible. He is in fact a coward.

Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 2.1 years ago, 35 minutes later, 3.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #499,006

@498,998 (RODROM)
What the fuck?

Anonymous Z-73 joined in and replied with this 2.1 years ago, 5 hours later, 3.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #499,040

@497,252 (r04r)
> a US number
Why bully suicidal Europeans?

Anonymous Z-6 replied with this 2.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 3.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #499,041

@previous (Z-73)
It's reachable worldwide.

Anonymous Z-73 replied with this 2.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #499,042

@previous (Z-6)
A US number? I doubt it.

Edit:
> The Lifeline number and Lifeline chat are only available in the United States

(Edited 31 seconds later.)

Anonymous Z-6 replied with this 2.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #499,044

@previous (Z-73)
...Do you not know how phones work? You can call other countries by prefixing the number with the country code, which is 1 for the US. If you click the banner their website also has an online chat. Maybe they won't be able to fully help you through the US number (but your call will definitely connect), but they will most certainly be able to point you in the direction of where to reach out to within their own country.

r04r double-posted this 2.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 3.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #499,046

@499,042 (Z-73)
Also feel free to find/make a better banner for international use and we'll use that instead. This would be a lot more useful than just complaining.

squeegee replied with this 2.1 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #499,050

nice. that's exactly what this thread was missing.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 2.1 years ago, 44 minutes later, 3.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #499,063

@499,044 (Z-6)
Of course I know you could call from outside the US (if they even accept your call; "[we] are only available in the United States"). The point is it would cost, even as much as a premium number in some places. Nobody wants that highlighted on their bill.
@499,046 (r04r)
Don't seem to be many others that aren't again US-only or country specific. You could use a smaller version of this I guess.

!50utvA0t3I joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 month later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #509,741

just get a belt u hav a strap it tight enough so the breathing stops

justwanna kill me so she wont joined in and replied with this 1.9 year ago, 2 hours later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #509,765

I would kill myself for someone that always get angy me.she would be "unstressfull anymore ;-);-)<3<3:-):-):-):-):-):-):):):):):):D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:-]:-]:-]:-]:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P

just a forgoten child joined in and replied with this 1.9 year ago, 1 day later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #509,943

Piercing needles, hurt less then Razer blades, cut deep and fast. They are cheap as shit. Don't hang urself you may be unsuccessful with a fucked up back and or brain injury. Overdosing you will most likely get scared tell someone go to a hospital drink charcoal and shit and throw up black stuff at the same time. Don't inject air into a vain I hear it just makes u wanna die but dosnt kill u. So you never hear people say this but piercing needles arnt so painful. I did used to do piercings, so that's why I have them :P but killing yourself sweetie isn't a good idea. Trust me I've had 20ish failed attempts from when I was a bit younger. And being in hospitals is not fun at all!!! Trust me...

Anon joined in and replied with this 1.9 year ago, 1 week later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #512,094

Holy fucking hell this thread though I didn't know whether to laugh or be completely horrified I honestly wanna kill myself but don't own a gun and don't know how to get most of the... i guess you could say creative supplies most of these comments suggest I want it quick and painless so over dose and slitting my wrists are out of the question I can't hang myself I puss out but a quick pull of the trigger I could manage too bad no gun... I'll just have to play the waiting game till I get my hands on a gun

Anonymous Z-78 joined in and replied with this 1.9 year ago, 2 days later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #512,396

In all seriousness though, who really cares if someone takes their life?
Maybe they came to the realization that they're worthless.

dw !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 1.9 year ago, 9 hours later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #512,428

@previous (Z-78)
catherineantwoord

Anonymous Z-79 joined in and replied with this 1.9 year ago, 6 hours later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #512,452

Get diarrhea and then die of dehydration.

Anonymous Z-80 joined in and replied with this 1.9 year ago, 15 minutes later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #512,455

@509,765 (justwanna kill me so she wont)

> I would kill myself for someone that always get angy me.she would be "unstressfull anymore ;-);-)<3<3:-):-):-):-):-):-):):):):):):D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:-]:-]:-]:-]:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P
damn who wants to kill you

Anonymous Z-80 double-posted this 1.9 year ago, 36 seconds later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #512,456

@509,943 (just a forgoten child)
a forgotten child what

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 1.9 year ago, 13 minutes later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #512,460

So... This thread is how random people find us, these days? Charming.

Though at least they put that anti-suicide banner at the top.

(Edited 37 seconds later.)

Anonymous Z-79 replied with this 1.9 year ago, 3 hours later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #512,477

Someone embedded HTML code with an image in this page. Likely an administrator edited the database manually.

Anonymous Z-81 joined in and replied with this 1.9 year ago, 2 days later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #512,686

@33,395 (Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k)
Yep epic

:D joined in and replied with this 1.9 year ago, 1 day later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #512,959

A friend once told me a good way to go would be to do a bunch of awesome drugs and jump off a plane (skydiving on acid and Molly) and forget the chute xD

r04r replied with this 1.9 year ago, 6 hours later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #512,969

Externally hosted image@512,477 (Z-79)
Another hint might be that I said I did it here: @499,046 (r04r)

@512,460 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Pretty much. We got a surprising amount of google hits on this thread. See attached image for the 21 most commonly used keywords on google to find us this past month (oct 26-nov25). About a 130 hits related to suicide.

(Edited 54 seconds later.)

r04r double-posted this 1.9 year ago, 3 minutes later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #512,970

Externally hosted image@512,460 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
And here's for the entire year so far. Fun fact, we only got ~15 more hits for "minichan" than for "i fucked my sister"

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 1.9 year ago, 8 hours later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #513,035

@previous (r04r)
okay so we're known for affordable and painless suicide, sister fucking, creepy sex artwork and angel summoning

i think the place has done well for itself, we should all be proud

Anonymous Z-83 joined in and replied with this 1.9 year ago, 29 minutes later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #513,038

@512,970 (r04r)
> the empire loves their damn lists

damlol

Lmfao joined in and replied with this 1.9 year ago, 2 days later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #513,315

I just read this whole damn thread and it brought my unfortunate depressive suicidal episode to a close...until next time, thank u I'm confused af

Derpstermatic joined in and replied with this 1.8 year ago, 2 weeks later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #516,227

I've been exploring the idea of commiting suicide for the past week or so.

Then I came to the brilliant solution of volunteering to head over to the Ebola-hit countries and actually do a bit of good before I bite the bullet.
If anyone else would like to follow the same path, use the below links. Of course, don't tell the organisations that you're trying to commit Suicide By Ebola...

http://www.vso.org.uk/about/where-we-work/sierra-leone
http://kslp.org.uk/get-involved/lend-your-skills/ebola-volunteers/

DeadlyDoll808 joined in and replied with this 1.8 year ago, 4 days later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #517,155

take a knife and stab it through your heart.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 1.8 year ago, 28 minutes later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #517,158

you know, this thread has been great for bringing new people to the board, but it's been shit at retention

Anonymous Z-6 replied with this 1.8 year ago, 1 hour later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #517,177

@517,155 (DeadlyDoll808)
i dont think that would be very easy

i dont think most basement dwelling nerds would manage to do that

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

vishnu joined in and replied with this 1.8 year ago, 3 days later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #518,180

I would never advise you to commit suicide but before you commit suicide please read this it would help you a lot if you’re angry or upset and you did something or said something while you’re angry you would regret later.Its same with the committing suicide, because most of the people change their mind and regret planning to commit suicide if you make decision to commit suicide ALWAYS TAKE FEW MONTHS SO YOUR KEEPING THE OPTION OPEN you would come across better SOLUTIONs AND CHANGE YOUR MIND OR GET HELP OR DEFINITELY THINGS WOULD GET BETTER ALWAYS TAKE FEW MONTHS
MOST OF THE PEOPLE WHO DECIDED TO COMMITE SUCIDE IMEADIATELY regret thinking about it after few weeks so ALWAYS TAKE FEW MONTHS
YOUR only ready after few months and short out things like THANX LETTER will and DONATING YOUR THINGS TO CHARYTY OR TO FRIENDS WRITE DOWN LIST WHAT THINGS NEED TO BE DONE BEFORE YOU DIE
Do register organs donation REASEARCH how long organs survive after death
normally AFTER FEW WEEKS most of the ppl change their mind or regret they wanted to commit suicide so wait few months only commit suicide after you have done your list some of the things you have to leave at the last minute like you clothes or house furniture’s because ppl change their mind at the last minutes then you have your stuff if you have time take as much time as you can like many months
Write thanks letter to people who help to you
Someone took 200 pills and whisky ended up in coma there is a very strong possibility you survive the suicide attempt and ended up paralysed and burden to your family and to society and suffering a lot
Do lots of research on internet
Again if u plan to commit suicide wait for few months most of ppl change their mind after few weeks
Also visit http://www.suicidemethods.net/pix/listpi... it let you know about the negative consequences
Spend the money on things you like and donating to charity remember you have to do some of them at the last moment because most of the people change their mind and regret planning to commit suicide
Try out all method available to prevent death like talking your family member friend to a doctor calling help lines definitely it would help
Please copy and paste this in front or another website

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 1.8 year ago, 1 hour later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #518,199

@517,177 (Z-6)
I am pretty sure that most people would have a hard time with that, surprisingly.

meh joined in and replied with this 1.8 year ago, 2 days later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #519,289

Put neck on rail track, wait. Decapitation ftw. I was originally thinking exit bag but helium is too expensive. Once heard of a guy who put a rope around his neck and other end at a tree, sat into his car and drove off into oblivion.

RODROM replied with this 1.8 year ago, 1 day later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #519,664

FIND SOME FRIENDS ... DRINK ALCOHOL

RODROM double-posted this 1.8 year ago, 7 minutes later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #519,666

https://www.facebook.com/natural.voyager.1

IF YOU WANT READ MY FACEBOOK .. ITS PUBLIC

Anonymous Z-90 joined in and replied with this 1.8 year ago, 31 minutes later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #519,668

@previous (RODROM)
Best post

KRYON replied with this 1.8 year ago, 2 hours later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #519,699

If you are in pain, listen to this ..


http://kryon.com/cartprodimages/download_toronto_11.html

MORDOR double-posted this 1.8 year ago, 5 days later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #521,074

@489,266 (idgaf)

> I've tried killin myself 18 times since 2009 in very lethal ways. No success. Don't do tylenol, painful as all get out. Pills period, garbage, you just throw up n feel like shyt. Ive learned over the attempts wut I should've done. Take a bunch of rat poison pellets, a few boxes for several days to a week, you may have a stroke as I was close to one, but it this ur blood then slit a good vein, blood will be so thin u can bleed out quick. Antifreeze, sweet n tasty but just gets you drunk as fukkkkk. Know where the veins in ur throat are before you try that. I read Nembutal, marilyn Monroe killed herself with it. U mix powder with favorite liquor n go to sleep. My next step if I can get a hold of that or a for sure way is suicide by cop one false move n they will shoot you dead! Or go to a shooting range, rent a gun, fire a few at the Target, then turn on urself. Fuck all Yall makin jokes bout the shyt. You don't know Why folks may wanna just go. I suffer 2 terminal illnesses my quality of life is none I live in pain n suffering every fucking day meds dont work tx don't work I can't work a job n disability don't pay shyt and I'm fucking only 38 n u think I wanna keep living life like this? Would you? So fuck Yall. killin urself over sum bitch or man hell naw yea dumb. But wen u live on life support suffering, you'll beg for anyone to pull the fuckin plug. Keep it 100 and don't speak upon shyt you kno nuttin about...nuff said


Next Post ..

Anonymous Z-91 joined in and replied with this 1.8 year ago, 4 days later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #522,165

I came to this thread trying to find an easy method to kill myself and after reading the whole thread I completely forgot why I'm even depressed.

Fuck ya time to do drugs

MORDOR replied with this 1.8 year ago, 3 days later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #523,436

OR NOT

netscape joined in and replied with this 1.8 year ago, 39 seconds later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #523,437

3 whole bottles of sleeping pills

MORDOR replied with this 1.8 year ago, 1 minute later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #523,440

just basic syntax mate

RODROM double-posted this 1.8 year ago, 1 day later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #524,180

RO ... JUST THAT ... ANGEL SUMMONING FOR THE ADVANCED ... SHIT SOME LIGHT ON THIS PLEASS

RODROM triple-posted this 1.8 year ago, 7 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #524,344

you could also go for a meat overdose

RODROM quadruple-posted this 1.8 year ago, 4 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #524,345

RODROM quintuple-posted this 1.8 year ago, 19 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #524,495

Killing and Spirituality in Africa ..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKQ1O_HMvHs

RODROM sextuple-posted this 1.8 year ago, 2 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #524,525

Anyway .. christianity is gaayyy

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 1.8 year ago, 5 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #524,574

What the fuck is up with this Rodrom guy, anyway? Is he a bot, or simply ten years old?

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

Green joined in and replied with this 1.8 year ago, 4 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #524,610

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
He is a back to front orc from Mordor.

Anonymous Z-94 joined in and replied with this 1.8 year ago, 5 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #524,649

Overdose on sleeping pills is probably not a bad way to go, barbiturates would work best but doctors more likely to give temazepam which is harder to OD on and probably best to just get high on it and stop feeling suicidal. Or they might give you zolpidem or zopiclone and you'll end up outside naked with a knife in your hand and blood everywhere and get tazed then you end up on trial for a murder you don't even remember. Well it does that kinda thing to some people, I'd just feel chill but they fuck the memory hard. Bu

MORDER replied with this 1.8 year ago, 2 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #524,670

I choose Mordor because it sounds like Murder ..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YzT936I0RuQ

Annoyomous A joined in and replied with this 1.8 year ago, 8 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #524,788

Well well

MORDER replied with this 1.8 year ago, 18 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #524,941

Mordor says everybody is smeagol

MORDER double-posted this 1.8 year ago, 11 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #524,942

your americans right .. smeagol and the pursuit of happiness .. lol

MORDER triple-posted this 1.8 year ago, 5 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #524,943

MORDER quadruple-posted this 1.8 year ago, 5 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #524,944

I am Smeagols Shepherd

MURDER quintuple-posted this 1.7 year ago, 6 days later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #526,717

What ... nobody arouses my anger ?

Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 1.7 year ago, 22 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #526,718

@previous (MURDER)
What the hell, man

MURDER !LvdJAHkuH6 replied with this 1.7 year ago, 5 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #526,720

MORDOR double-posted this 1.7 year ago, 28 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #526,723

MORDOR triple-posted this 1.7 year ago, 46 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #526,726

RA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qICwgHT5rpg

MORDOR quadruple-posted this 1.7 year ago, 26 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #526,727

MORDOR quintuple-posted this 1.7 year ago, 1 minute later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #526,728

RAMBASTIK sextuple-posted this 1.7 year ago, 15 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #526,730

RA


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qICwgHT5rpg

Its just one of those days
When you don't wanna wake up
Everything is fucked
Everybody sux
You don't really know why
But you want justify
Rippin' someone's head off
No human contact
And if you interact
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
It's just one of those days!!

MORDOR septuple-posted this 1.7 year ago, 12 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #526,885

Now smeagol is dangerous !

KRYON octuple-posted this 1.7 year ago, 7 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #526,998

Kryon - The Way to God

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3cCQ5RdixY

Green replied with this 1.7 year ago, 32 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #527,006

Read all of Syntax's posts.

RODROM replied with this 1.7 year ago, 18 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #527,011

All is dog .. serve the greater good ... be righteous with everybody .. know love .. know rage ... be well on your journey. I'll keep you posted about whats going on here, houston.

qmsfdjqmlk double-posted this 1.7 year ago, 20 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #527,015

This fucking thread is the first hit in google for people going for words as .. cheap suicide .. they get redirected here ...
Any statistix about how many hits a day this site takes ?

qmsfdjqmlk triple-posted this 1.7 year ago, 17 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #527,024

this is to the point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrQsGeKN6qk

MORDOR quadruple-posted this 1.7 year ago, 8 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #527,030

@527,006 (Green)

http://www.kryon.com/k_freeaudio.html

r04r replied with this 1.7 year ago, 8 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #527,034

@527,015 (qmsfdjqmlk)
I've posted some about this before
@512,969 (r04r)
@512,970 (r04r)

Itchy joined in and replied with this 1.7 year ago, 4 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #527,089

I drank draino once would of died if my family didn't find me. Woke up two days later. Hurts like a mother fucker but you black out real fast. So close.so close.i heard shooting it up is even better.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

The cat joined in and replied with this 1.7 year ago, 7 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #527,090

@previous (Itchy)
Serious? (Have to ask as this IS Minichan) Why dude?

Scientific way 2 kill yourself joined in and replied with this 1.7 year ago, 3 days later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #528,159

YOU can kill yourself with less tan 20 dollars and painless by drinking 2 gallons of water in 1 hour

dw replied with this 1.7 year ago, 1 hour later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #528,177

@previous (Scientific way 2 kill yourself)
lolwat

Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 1.7 year ago, 1 hour later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #528,199

@previous (dw)
It's science. Don't question it.

Anonymous Z-99 joined in and replied with this 1.7 year ago, 1 week later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #530,952

@30,767 (A)

> Seriously, I just want to know of a cheap, painless way to commit suicide. Every other website I got to just gives me the "don't do it" crap.

All these scum do, is just want to keep you here and suffering. being gay, and alone.. Life is worthless. what is life? someone elses life, not yours.. not included. well i dont want to be that anymore. so screw you evil people.

Anonymous Z-100 joined in and replied with this 1.7 year ago, 3 days later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #531,676

iiiii

Anonymous Z-101 joined in and replied with this 1.7 year ago, 12 hours later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #531,873

People shouldn't kill themselves if they're feeling like shit.
They should be smoking weed instead.

hi joined in and replied with this 1.7 year ago, 2 days later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #532,364

Get in between a group of Jews fighting over a nickel. Quick way to go

sasu_uchiha joined in and replied with this 1.7 year ago, 3 days later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #533,206

I'm only a teen girl, my life has been getting harder and harder each day, I get depressed and upset about the smallest things. I feel usless and hopless, like everyone would be better without me, which is probably true. My relationships with others are slowing falling apart like a sand castle, all the grains slowly falling down. Even my best friend seems more distant, I've known her for about 6 years now. I've been secretly taking online test and quizes for depression, it normally turned out positive that ive lost count and gotten sick of taking them anymore. Every time something good happens, it crashes down like a wave right back ontop of me. I don't think I can do this any longer...

Anonymous Z-104 joined in and replied with this 1.7 year ago, 1 day later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #533,580

Take a bottle of sleeping pills. It just feels like you're going to sleep as your heart slows to a stop. Over the counter sleeping pills are like $5

Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 1.7 year ago, 4 minutes later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #533,582

@533,206 (sasu_uchiha)
It gets better. It really does. In the meantime, smoke some weed.

Anonymus Anonymo joined in and replied with this 1.7 year ago, 5 hours later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #533,665

First, I suggest you get some dank weed. Then, inject yourself with potassium chloride (KCl) solution or really any potassium compound that will dissociate into ions in water, like KOH (actually this one is probably most effective since it will induce alkalosis too). You can buy potassium hydroxide flakes on Amazon. Just put them in some water and grab a needle. Make sure it's concentrated enough though. It will cause your heart to stop because of the muscarinic potassium channels. Seriously, you can look this stuff up. I know OP probably offed himself a while back (RIP good sir) but for anyone looking for an easy way to end their pain, just inject some potassium ions and wallah no more pain.

Anonymous Z-17 replied with this 1.7 year ago, 4 minutes later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #533,666

@533,580 (Z-104)
That won't work. OTC sleep aids are antihistamines you dumb shit.

Anonymous Z-106 joined in and replied with this 1.7 year ago, 29 minutes later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #533,672

@531,873 (Z-101)
This is the best answer.

Anonymous Z-107 joined in and replied with this 1.7 year ago, 1 day later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #533,953

@533,666 (Z-17)
I'll literally laugh out loud if OP tries to kill himself by swallowing a bottle of DPH pills and ends up delirious as fuck with a catheter up his dick.

The Real Snuff replied with this 1.7 year ago, 1 day later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,231

Time for some action cocXXXucker

Jinenkan94 joined in and replied with this 1.6 year ago, 2 weeks later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #537,782

If you could somehow get a blood donor bag, you put the needle in your arm, cut the bag and just bleed out, the only pain is from the needle, then you will just fall asleep and die, the only problem is that I could only find websites that sell butterfly needles, which don't work like blood donor bags

Anonymous Z-109 joined in and replied with this 1.6 year ago, 1 week later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #540,360

This is written for anyone that has thought about suicide, attempted suicide, is depressed or has been depressed in the past or any friend family member affected by someone who has committed suicide and succeeded or attempted suicide. I have been deeply affected by suicide. My husband suffered from depression, attempted suicide, lived to fight depression and lost – committed suicide. I do not pretend to be an expert on either of these things, far from it. I only know what I saw and felt during my experience with him and how I felt after, but I do promise that everything I say is 100% truth of the way I felt. I’m not my writing this to lecture, dismiss anyone’s feelings or sugar coat anything, not here to preach or tell you everything will be all right. Just here to tell you what went on in my experience of depression and suicide, the effects of it and consequences me and my family had to face. Things that you or your loved ones may have to go through if this tragic event happens to someone you love. To let you know if you commit suicide what can be in store for the people you love.

Depression is a terrible, crippling, life- ruining, self-esteem stealing, and joy-eating disease. I’m not talking about depression how you normally think of it or how I do, being sad about a situation, a loss, a job, a boyfriend, moping about eating chocolate and listening to sad music, crying some tears but then getting back to your life, moving on. My thoughts about people who had depression was the same as many people have for alcoholics and drug abusers: why don’t they just stop, why don’t they try to get better, just go out and change your life, your situation. Well, easier said that done. As I learned personally after it was too late. Everyone has moments of depression but feeling depressed and being clinically depressed are too different things. Feeling depressed is what I wrote about before, being depressed is having a disease that needs treatment like cancer or like I believe alcoholism or drug abuse does.

Depression is like an infection and many depressed people see suicide as a way to stop and end the infection, but when a person takes their life they do not stop the infection. They spread it to close friends, spouses, parents and children. The depression spreads to them and the way that you felt: you were so hurt and hating yourself and it was so physically painful that you could not stand it anymore and how all of the people that you care about, that you try to save from you, that you think would be better off without you, that is how you leave them to feel. Instead of ending the infection, you are spreading it to the people you love the most. I don’t care if you think no one will care, if you hate yourself, if you think everyone hates you, that you have no friends, lover, or job. Even if this is the case, which I doubt it, someone will be spread the infection when you take your life even if it is just the person, the stranger who finds your body. By taking your life you are not helping anyone, you may end the pain for yourself but you spread it to everyone else.

I have heard people say that suicide is selfish, a cowards way out. Depressed people do not do it because of that. They cannot stand the pain any longer and truly believe that they are not worth it. They may think there loved ones are better off without them, if you do, you are wrong you will just make duplicates of yourself by doing it. I tell you this now so both families and friends of these people know and that people that are thinking about suicide know also. Because when you are in the act, ready to go and end your life most of the time it is too late. I’m not saying once you decide to do it you’re not allowed to stop. If you are starting and have the power to do so stop and get help please, but I believe that once people are in the process of committing suicide they are no longer in their right rational minds. The depression, the infection has taken over their brains. So if you have suicidal thoughts or know someone that does, do not think they can do it themselves, they need help. Even if they are just vague thoughts. They always grow and will take over.

People that have never been depressed do not understand how hard it is. I did not understand until I went there. I was unable to work, I cried all the time. It took so much to get a shower. You forget to eat. Some cannot sleep. I slept at least 16 hours of the day. Living in your dreams is better than your life. Time stops for you. You don’t eat. Your body does not even feel hunger. My husband still was going to work, making dinner then would sit there. I told him he was weak. That he was not trying to help himself. If you are depressed and able to go to work, you are strong. He was so much stronger than I knew, so much stronger than me. You do not know this until you are there. In depression you do not do the things you used to love. They do not have any significance now. You pull away from friends and spouse, even your kids. You feel as though you body and mind have betrayed you. Your brain attacks you with thoughts you can’t control and tells you that you are not good. That you are terrible. People are better off without you. Your body will not let you sleep or relax, feel joy. You have aches and pains, no energy. Cannot eat, move your bowels. Your hands shake, dark circles under your eyes, you lose hair. It is a struggle to get out of bed. You don't want to leave the people that need you, but sometimes the pain is too bad to stay for them.

Someone with depression needs to be handled with care, encouraged when they do all the things normal people think are insignificant. Getting a shower, getting dressed, making dinner. It is hard for them and they want to get better, no one wants to feel like shit. They need to hear they are doing a good job because doing those little things is as hard as moving a mountain. They are exhausted from doing nothing, from living, from feeling the way they do, from being alive. They hate themselves and think they are worthless. They already think they are doing badly. They do not need you to tell them they are not trying hard enough or doing anything. Getting out of bed is a milestone. With depression you are chronically tired. You are tired when you wake up, tired when you go to bed, tired after a nap, tired after opening your eyes, let alone actually getting up and doing something. You wake up, go back to sleep and if you stay up you count down the hours until no one needs you and you can go back to sleep- or it’s the total opposite. You cannot sleep ever. If you fall asleep, you wake up a few hours later. But you are still so tried. Exhausted. You spend all your time trying to sleep, laying there doing nothing. The longer it is, the less you are able to sleep.


Suicide destroys you and your family. They are not better now that they do not have to worry about you. Now their whole life has blown up. They do not know how to act, what to think, how to live. Just breathing is hard and thinking, that is unheard of. Having to do all the funeral things kills them. Having to see you dead and pale. The guilt is even worse. Even if they were not close to you, they play the what-if game and think they could have changed it. Especially if they were the last one to see you alive. The guilt can make them want to die. Can make them kill them selves. They feel abandoned. Will not trust again. Children have low self-esteem because they feel their family member did not love hem enough to stay. They think they did it because they were bad. The feelings do not go away. Your family is attacked by thoughts of what they could have done, attacked by what-ifs, by the scene of your death even though they did not see it, by seeing you in a coffin, by feeling abandoned by you. You think when you leave it goes away. It makes your family feel as though life is a chore not the gift that it is. Sometimes they lose their homes, cars, job because of your actions. They cannot afford it without you, cannot function at the job, kids fail classes. They lose their innocence. Nothing good comes of it, nothing. When you are gone and realize what you did you will be sorry and regret it.

After suicide. In the beginning I did not realize that it was real- it did not sink in. I did not understand how it happened, how time did not stop. I was in shock. I did not want it to be real. I wracked my brain for ways to change it- pray to god, use a spell, travel back in time. Trade my life. When it happens you are so much in shock, in sadness, in hurt. Then on top of it you have to pick a coffin, pick hymns, pick bible verses, and pick clothes. People were there for me the whole time asked “What can I do?”, my answer was “Nothing, I just want my husband back.” That was my answer for months. When this happens, the person who would normally comfort you in this instant is not here because they are the one that is gone. Because of my kids now my role is mother. It always will be, but soon they will have there own families, then who am I? The same but not. My life as a woman died with him. At some point, I started referring to my life as a nightmare. That’s how it felt. I wanted to wake up and have everything back. I look for him every time I come home, look at my bed. I search for him as I drive, look at each person I drive by. Sometimes I think I see him. Spend so much of everyday wondering what could have been different, how I could have made it better. I wanted to die and wished I was not afraid to take my own life, because it is so painful here. I felt as if I was going crazy, as if nothing makes sense, nothing is real. Why did the world not stop? Losing someone that way made me feel as though my heart had shattered into a million pieces that someone stomped on it and poured gasoline in my veins and set them on fire. A broken heart. I felt such emotional and physical pain. And anxiety the kind that makes you want to rip out your heart, claw off your skin. I played the scenario of how he did it over and over in my head. I did not understand how he could get to that point at first. Later when I felt that way I understood. I do not wish that feeling on anyone. Until it happens to you, you don’t know.

Grief after suicide. Suicide of a person close to you can consume your whole life. It’s all you dream about, think about, do anything about. All thoughts are on why, when, where, what if. I hate that I can relate to this feeling so easily. You don't eat; only do what you have to do, just want to sleep. If you had to consciously make yourself breathe, you probably would not make the effort. You need to decide if you want to live or die and in grief the answer can change day to day, hour to hour, minute to minute, even second to second. You are just here. You cruise through on auto pilot. You don’t enjoy the things you used to love. If you have any flashes of joy they are covered by grief. You do not get mad, you are not happy, excited, content, interested. You only feel the emotions of grief- sadness, depression, guilt, sometimes even numbness. You can also experience denial. Denial is sometimes the place you want to be, the place you can breathe, that way you can pretend for a short time that nothing has changed. The cruel thing about denial is that it always makes the reality 10 times harsher and more painful. I wanted to exist in my dreams, at least he was there. All your other relationships suffer and it doesn’t matter, nothing does except the huge hole that is left there and the excruciating pain that is in its place. It’s so hard to make yourself eat, shower, forget cleaning. You can’t take care of yourself let alone other people, kids, elderly parents. You feel like a different person, a shell of yourself. You will never be the same person again, you will forever be changed. The world seems to have less color, less energy, less joy, less brightness.

Life after someone commits suicide is so crazy. There is no normal after that, your emotions come and go like the waves in the sea. They call them waves of grief, I see why. You are sad and depressed then all of a sudden anger and regret. Then back. You never get peace, you yearn for it and if you get a few seconds of normal; then you feel sad and guilty because they are gone and you feel that way. That guilt can lead to anger at them for causing the situation; it is a terrible destructive circle. A roller coaster of emotion. It’s exhausting to go through mentally and physically. Everyday I wake up I don’t know what kind of day it will be, good or bad. How I will feel? Act? Each day I have to decide if I live and go on or if I quit and let depression and despair get me and get stuck in the dark place my husband was in. The time you spent with that person you now do nothing, sit there, sleep, cry, stare. They took up such a big part of you life. You feel as if your life is gone. You feel lost, empty, and you lost a part of you. You don’t know what to do with yourself then get anxious over that. It shakes up your whole world and not in a good way. Most days I wake up and it takes a few minutes to remember he’s not here. Other days, I wake up knowing he will not be there. It’s almost worse that way. Makes it seem like some day I will accept he's gone and that it will be normal for me. You do things and go through the motions but cannot quit remember actually doing it. Your concept of time is non existent, except knowing how long it has been since your loved one was alive. You do things but don’t really participate. You eat, sleep, breath but don’t notice; that is not living. You’re alive but not participating, living but not enjoying it. You take up space but don’t know what’s going on.

This is by no means the end of it. The end of the thoughts, emotions and actions depression and suicide can cause. But it’s things I felt that they do not say in any books about depression or dealing with loss of a loved one to suicide that I have read. At one degree or another I will feel these things my whole life. I’m not saying this to tell you your happy life is over, but to caution you on how you may feel or how you may make people feel after suicide. And to ask you to treat people with depression gently with care, they are very fragile. To tell you things I wish I had known before….

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1.6 year ago, 1 hour later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #540,366

@previous (Z-109)
Hey, I don't really know what to say to your post, but I feel like I should say something. I think what you wrote is beautiful and sad, and I related to it a lot. I used to be really depressed and I thought about killing myself daily for several years, though I never attempted it. Thankfully I eventually got to change my environment which was the main cause of my depression, and today I'm mentally much healthier. Unfortunately, not everyone's depression is so easily cured. I'm very sorry that your husband was not also fortunate enough to end his depression without ending his life. You seem like a very sweet person and I'm sorry you have suffered so much at the hands of someone who you loved but could not overcome his own inner demons and mental sickness. I haven't cried in several years but I could not read and respond to your post without starting to tear up uncontrollably. I'm not sure what exactly the point of me typing this response was, but I just wanted to thank you for typing out something that was so painful and personal about a subject that is normally kept so quiet and private.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 1.6 year ago, 32 minutes later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #540,370

Could I do anything beforehand to lessen the grief?

Mass Mind Control replied with this 1.5 year ago, 3 weeks later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #546,315

If you are a dead beat christian ... watch this ..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVP3Jsp8CE8

Look for more information on Youtube and Torretns (Osho Videos)

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 1.5 year ago, 16 hours later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #546,462

@previous (Mass Mind Control)
Is that a wizard?

Mass Mind Control replied with this 1.5 year ago, 2 weeks later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #551,023

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NKr97ApROs


Jesus Camp - Everything you need to know about christian mass mind control.

Do not be a slave anymore ...

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 4 hours later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #551,094

I appreciate the staff's sense of humor.

zman62 joined in and replied with this 1.2 year ago, 2 months later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #578,444

I want to die as quickly and painlessly as possible. I don't want to hear BS about how great life is.and how I need to be "saved".

I can't deal with life anymore and need a good method to end it.

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hater !JGlOo5d1iU joined in and replied with this 1.2 year ago, 13 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #578,446

Quick is better than painless. Go for hanging. It's free (in a pinch a sheet will work). You don't need to hang, just cut off circulation to the brain, you'll be out quick so it's probably painless.

Good luck! Unless OP was Mara, then good job, cause you've already done it.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 1.2 year ago, 13 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #578,450

@578,444 (zman62)
Seriously? You take the trouble to come here through Google then you don't even bother to read the thread? Do you ever not take the easy way out?

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 1.2 year ago, 1 hour later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #578,514

ITT: nerds

Anonymous Z-47 replied with this 1.2 year ago, 19 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #578,525

The quickest, easiest way to commit suicide for under $20: Are you ready?

Summon an angel to fuck your sister in order to cure her of air bubbles in her vagina. While the angel fucks her asshole, get Yolandi Visser to dance naked for Liam Neeson while you sit directly in front of him. When Liam Neeson's giant cock becomes erect you will be smacked across the room and immediately die.

hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 1.2 year ago, 5 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #578,527

@previous (Z-47)
His dick really is very large

Anonymous Z-47 replied with this 1.2 year ago, 51 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #578,537

@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
ikr?!

Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 1.2 year ago, 3 hours later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #578,555

@578,450 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Yeah, seriously. How incompetent. He should probably just kill himself.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 1.2 year ago, 1 hour later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #578,565

@previous (Z-7)
No! That would be taking the easy way out again!

Anonymous Z-115 joined in and replied with this 1.2 year ago, 6 hours later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #578,639

yall need jebus

Anonymous Z-116 joined in and replied with this 1.2 year ago, 3 weeks later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #587,834

this threads rocks
Ima bookmark it and see what is best

turtle joined in and replied with this 1.1 year ago, 2 weeks later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #596,039

To start off I ready every thing on this thread was entertaining.
So I'm 21 years old female. I have been abused,raped,lied to cheated on, emotionally,physically,an mentally. My family disowned me because of a drug charge. I have tried pills,hanging,and alcohol. I had one nest friend an lover he said we would be for ever an always together never had to worry about anything. Two an a half year relationship. Broke up with me not even a week ago. I got kicked out of collage can't get a job because no one will give me a chance. Why should I live? Please give me some quick painless ways to died.

Anonymous Z-118 joined in and replied with this 1.1 year ago, 1 hour later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #596,045

@previous (turtle)
Why would you rather give yourself a zero percent chance of happiness than a small one? That's idiotic. Yes, life has shat on you (as it shits on everyone) but don't just give up. Move on from the people and places that have brought you nothing but misery and try something different.

My friend killed himself by taking an overdose of sleeping tablets and putting a plastic bag over his head. It was the stupidest, most selfish thing he ever did.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 1.1 year ago, 3 hours later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #596,092

@previous (Z-118)

I bet it was under $20 though!

squeegee replied with this 1.1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #596,093

@596,039 (turtle)
It sounds like you're eligible for disability benefits. Please seek advice.

Anonymous Z-119 joined in and replied with this 1.1 year ago, 29 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #596,095

> thread started 4.6 years ago

who bumped this?

Anonymous Z-120 joined in and replied with this 1.1 year ago, 38 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #596,104

@596,045 (Z-118)
> most selfish thing he ever did.

Did you know that saying this to someone who is thinking of suicide, is more painful than whatever problems the person is going through?

Anonymous Z-6 replied with this 1.1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #596,106

@596,095 (Z-119)
it gets bumped constantly

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 1.1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #596,107

@596,095 (Z-119)
This thread shows up high in Google searches, so sometimes random people find it through Googling and bump it.

Anonymous Z-119 replied with this 1.1 year ago, 21 seconds later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #596,108

@596,106 (Z-6)

i only just noticed it now

Anonymous Z-6 replied with this 1.1 year ago, 39 seconds later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #596,109

@previous (Z-119)
luckily you can look back through the posts to see who bumped it and when!

Anonymous Z-118 replied with this 1.1 year ago, 18 hours later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #596,408

@596,104 (Z-120)
Yeah, the truth is always painful to hear. Suicide IS the most selfish fucking thing a person can do. What about all the people who cared about that person (whether they believe it or not) who have to go on living after the person is dead, dealing with that death? It's a big "fuck you" to all of them, especially their parents if they are still alive.

@596,092 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Definitely.

Anonymous Z-5 replied with this 1.1 year ago, 1 hour later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #596,429

@596,108 (Z-119)
> Z-119
Whaaaat the fuck...

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squeegee joined in and replied with this 1.1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #596,432

@previous (Z-5)
yeah, this thread is gangbusters. seriously though, don't fucking kill yourself.

(Edited 42 seconds later.)

Anonymous Z-5 replied with this 1.1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #596,434

@previous (squeegee)
too late lol am suicide ;)

Anon Z replied with this 1.1 year ago, 4 hours later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #596,508

@596,408 (Z-118)
Good you sack of shit, since it pisses you off so much, I hope your kids commit suicide right in front of you. Then I hope like fucking hell you feel guilty as fuck for calling them fucking selfish little bastards.

squeegee replied with this 1.1 year ago, 12 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #596,517

@previous (Anon Z)
that wasn't really called for. people are allowed to have feelings, yours aren't the only ones that are valid. Wishing ill on someone just because you don't see eye-to-eye is incredibly self-centered. AND to wish ill on their kids? that's not neighborly.

how about you agree to mourn people your own way, and they agree to mourn people their way. Can we all be nice then? no one needs to die over suicide, jesus.

Anonymous Z-118 replied with this 1.1 year ago, 1 day later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #597,286

@596,508 (Anon Z)
Well that was a cuntish thing to say. Calm down.

Anonymous Z-6 replied with this 1.1 year ago, 46 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #597,296

@596,508 (Anon Z)
that would be pretty selfish imo

Anonymous Z-122 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 weeks later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #605,918

Join a cult. The punch is free.

Anonymous Z-123 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 days later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #607,493

Bang an aids hooker, or screw over an aids hooker so that her aids pimp has a reason to kill you

mills joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 days later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,468

Okay so hi, um i'm looking for a painless way to commit because i've never stand feeling the pain, and i don't wanna pussy out on that idea. it's a choice i've took long to take so respect that please. So i was wondering if you guys know a painless way to commit with stuff at home. I took once over 30 pills my grandma had but it only made me feel weak and tired, why didn't it work? do i have to take more?

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Malachite joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 19 minutes later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,471

@previous (mills)
Suicide isn't the answer, my friend. Care to discuss your problems?

mills replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,518

no i took my decision and i'm not gonna change it, who said it isn't the answer? you just can't know it until you really live it. after , you're just mind free, everythings just over. it sounds great to me when i look at my life.

Rogi tiQBrOS.jo joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 21 minutes later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,522

@609,468 (mills)
The best way is to get sent to prison and then get out like 50 years later and build a boat with Tom Hanks.

mills replied with this 1 year ago, 8 hours later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,656

i wanna die , not being rape by some weird ass lesbians on steroides

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,658

How do you do it below $1?

Anonymous Z-127 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 8 hours later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,752

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
jump off highrise

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 1 year ago, 15 minutes later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,757

@previous (Z-127)
What if the high rise charges to go to the top?

Doc joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 day later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #610,295

Damn this is an interesting thread thats for sure had parts that make me laugh and other parts that made me question the hell is wrong with people but it also got my mind off wanting to end my life

oh replied with this 1 year ago, 23 hours later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #610,554

listen to justin bieber's music

Doc replied with this 11 months ago, 17 hours later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #610,752

Thatd just make me want to kill myself

Sean joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 1 day later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #611,196

Pretty easy actually,

If you have a car, this works very well. But a small bathroom or enclosed room will work aswell.

Buy you a grill and some charcoal. Set them bitches on fire and let it burn for awhile OUTSIDE of the car/room. Once the charcoal is "glowing" it is releasing HUGE amounts of Carbon Monoxide(which is much different then carbon DIOXIDE.)

Pop that grill inside your car/small room. The carbon Monoxide will fill up the area and you will breathe it in and not even feel a thing. It will feel like you are just breathing oxygen. Only difference is, your red-blood cells prefer the carbon Monoxide to oxygen 300/1. within minutes you will just fall asleep peacefully. Within a few more you will be dead.

Hell, Listen to some music, Drink some beer, look up at the stars as you slowly slip to sleep(then death).
Just make sure no one knows where you are. If someone has the chance to interrupt you, you'll survive.
Leaves a nice pretty body too. :)
Good luck and cheers!

Oh and don't fuck this up. Make sure there is no ventilation like a cracked window or something. You can end up in the hospital with serious brain damage if you survive and make you want to kill yourself even more then before.

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Im in pain joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 17 hours later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #611,418

@33,266 (W)

> Buy some heroin, smoke it on the edge of a building, fall.

Nice try done that didn't happen
Join the army and commit to a suicide mission
It's free

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Andy joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 1 hour later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #611,436

@previous (Im in pain)
Suicidal people probably wouldn't make it through basic training, but that's a good sentiment

Anonymous Z-132 joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 20 hours later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #611,715

Used exit bag and I awoke on my couch like every other normal day. FML...

Malachite replied with this 11 months ago, 8 minutes later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #611,718

@previous (Z-132)
Quantum immortality.

Anonymous Z-133 joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 4 days later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #613,205

JUST DO IT

Anonymous Z-78 replied with this 11 months ago, 17 hours later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #613,531

This thread is 4.8 years old. Damn.

RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 months ago, 9 hours later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #613,601

@previous (Z-78)
Minichan: it just works™.

That slut maddy carter joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 6 days later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #615,891

Kill yourselves by imitating celebrities' dearhs/suicides. 100 points for Kurt Cobain.

Anonymous Z-135 joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 2 hours later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #615,901

it's about time I shared a very good answer to this question..


my hypothesis is as follows:

mix about one liter of mountain dew or mello yellow with one pint of one ninety proof liquor...and then take it all down in one long swallow..


then about half an hour later...repeat..


I feel like this is an inexspensive option which should weigh in right at about twenty bucks..

it is something I have been more or less seriously considering the last few weeks..

Antay joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 42 minutes later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #615,948

I found this page an hour ago by searching 'painless suicide'. Ive been suicidal since about lunchtime. Im in australia and its sunday. Day started normal but shit got fucked up while doing a crossword at breaky. Q- to end your own life ...7 letters... the second letter is u.. last letter is e. The answer i thought of was 'suicide'... and like i do with every other question i googled to check the answer. This is when shit got all fucked up... every link except this one stated 'SUICIDE IS NOT THE ANSWER'... i spent hours trying to find what the fucken answer was but 'counseling' and 'medication' wont fucken fit....

Anonymous Z-6 replied with this 11 months ago, 3 minutes later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #615,955

@previous (Antay)
Pretty fucked up to want to end your life over a crossword puzzle tbh

Anonymous Z-90 replied with this 11 months ago, 7 hours later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #616,026

@615,948 (Antay)
suicide is the answer

Heiss joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 1 week later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #619,447

@485,618 (I)

> Okay so I was legitimately looking into suicide when I found this on google. I read the ENTIRE thread and (shamefully) laughed numerous times. Not doing it. This thread may or may not have saved me

Yea same but the tooth pick in your toa and hitting against the wall just hmmm that sounds painfully

Heiss double-posted this 11 months ago, 20 minutes later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #619,448

@533,206 (sasu_uchiha)

> I'm only a teen girl, my life has been getting harder and harder each day, I get depressed and upset about the smallest things. I feel usless and hopless, like everyone would be better without me, which is probably true. My relationships with others are slowing falling apart like a sand castle, all the grains slowly falling down. Even my best friend seems more distant, I've known her for about 6 years now. I've been secretly taking online test and quizes for depression, it normally turned out positive that ive lost count and gotten sick of taking them anymore. Every time something good happens, it crashes down like a wave right back ontop of me. I don't think I can do this any longer...

If you read one of the first few comments. Theirs one on a Dan st toothpick honestly I wonder what happen to that guy but he had good idea

Heiss triple-posted this 11 months ago, 5 minutes later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #619,450

Ok go to a pet store or a dealer and buy a baby scorpion they under 20$ usly and very deadly their poison should kill you and co use little pain

RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 months ago, 26 minutes later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #619,453

@previous (Heiss)
Can I ask you a serious question?

Anonymous Z-138 joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 1 hour later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #619,482

@619,448 (Heiss)
you're gay...right?

(Edited 43 seconds later.)

Anonymous Z-138 double-posted this 11 months ago, 1 minute later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #619,483

@619,450 (Heiss)
your mom should do that..

Anonymous Z-139 joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 2 weeks later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #624,627

When it comes to jumping from a building, is 5th floor high enough to kill yourself? It doesn't sound that much, but I don't have buildings higher than that in my neighbourhood.

Napstabloop joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 2 weeks later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #630,157

Just do a cannon ball into an empty swimming pool.

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 9 months ago, 35 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #630,170

@previous (Napstabloop)
Thank you for bumping the thread with this suggestion.

Anonymous Z-5 replied with this 9 months ago, 19 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #630,173

@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Do you think doing that could kill you? :S

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 9 months ago, 4 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #630,177

@previous (Z-5)
I think it would have to be a deep swimming pool. But it has potential. Don't you think?

Anonymous Z-5 replied with this 9 months ago, 15 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #630,183

@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
I'm not so sure.

You might break your ass bones, but I somehow doubt that the average swimming pool would be fatal.

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 9 months ago, 2 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #630,184

420 get

Anonymous Z-141 joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 6 days later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #632,972

@30,778 (G)
@596,045 (Z-118)

> Why would you rather give yourself a zero percent chance of happiness than a small one? That's idiotic. Yes, life has shat on you (as it shits on everyone) but don't just give up. Move on from the people and places that have brought you nothing but misery and try something different.
>
> My friend killed himself by taking an overdose of sleeping tablets and putting a plastic bag over his head. It was the stupidest, most selfish thing he ever did.

Did he die ?

Anonymous Z-143 joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 1 day later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #633,516

If you really wanna go out with a bang, become a superhero for a week. I dunno about painless and you're almost guaranteed a horrible death but hey, you'll be the next Batman or some shit

I'm kind of considering it myself lol

MORDOR replied with this 9 months ago, 5 days later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #635,629

THE NAME OF GOD IS RO

MORDOR double-posted this 9 months ago, 15 seconds later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #635,630

THE NAME OF GOD IS RO

MORDOR triple-posted this 9 months ago, 20 seconds later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #635,631

THE NAME OF GOD IS RO

MORDOR quadruple-posted this 9 months ago, 3 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #635,633

I HATE MUTHAFUCKING GOOD LITTLE TWO SHOES WHO GO SUICIDES FOR DICK HURT
JESUS ATE NICE DISHES OF MEAT AND THEN HE SAID THY SHALT NOT KILL
WHAT A FAKER
WHEN HE WALKED WITH HIS PRETTY SANDALS ON THE GRASS HE KILLED THOUSAND OF ANTS AND INSECTS.
SO IF JESUS IS A KILLER, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MUTHAFUCKER

MORDOR quintuple-posted this 9 months ago, 42 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #635,652

YA ALL GONNA BE NICE MUTHAFUCKERS NOW

RichardCory joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 2 hours later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #635,675

This is the strangest hour and half of my life... got lucky on Google and found ya'll...😱WOW
😷EBola was honestly the strangest solution I read on here....
Well goodnight and Goodluck to all the confuzzled souls online...

squeegee replied with this 9 months ago, 37 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #635,683

@previous (RichardCory)
be sure to spread the word

Anonymous Z-145 joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 4 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #635,685

@630,157 (Napstabloop)

> Just do a cannon ball into an empty swimming pool.

nice

Anonymous Z-145 double-posted this 9 months ago, 22 seconds later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #635,686

@624,627 (Z-139)

> When it comes to jumping from a building, is 5th floor high enough to kill yourself? It doesn't sound that much, but I don't have buildings higher than that in my neighbourhood.

lol

Anonymous Z-145 triple-posted this 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #635,687

@615,948 (Antay)

> I found this page an hour ago by searching 'painless suicide'. Ive been suicidal since about lunchtime. Im in australia and its sunday. Day started normal but shit got fucked up while doing a crossword at breaky. Q- to end your own life ...7 letters... the second letter is u.. last letter is e. The answer i thought of was 'suicide'... and like i do with every other question i googled to check the answer. This is when shit got all fucked up... every link except this one stated 'SUICIDE IS NOT THE ANSWER'... i spent hours trying to find what the fucken answer was but 'counseling' and 'medication' wont fucken fit....

wise guy here

Anonymous Z-145 quadruple-posted this 9 months ago, 31 seconds later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #635,688

@615,901 (Z-135)
is this bert

Anonymous Z-5 replied with this 9 months ago, 4 hours later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #635,712

@635,633 (MORDOR)
Take your meds.

Anonymous Z-5 double-posted this 9 months ago, 52 seconds later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #635,713

> We're up to Anonymous Z-145
Son of a fuck.

anothanaonymous joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 1 day later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,077

woops I was gonna kill myself n I posted on a suicide thing a bit like this, waiting for some guy to turn up with 500 valium, k now I know they wouldn't just make me go sleep these days, then he didn't turn up, wanker! and I forgot to post that I never done it. Oh syringes of air don't work, a woman jumped of a really tall building and walked around with her face all smashed up, a guy shot himself n put the gun under his chin, just blew his whole face off there's a pic and omg I swear it's horrible, imagine getting up the guts to actually pull the trigger then u end up in hospital alive, no face at all, n a tube was stuck into what was left of his head (brain must have been ok but surely it's just damned cruel to let somebody live even 1 minute like that)now that's bad luck!

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous Z-147 joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 58 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,081

@previous (anothanaonymous)
living with a face/without a face is about the same when you are ready to blow your brains out

MORDOR replied with this 9 months ago, 2 days later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,434

@635,712 (Z-5)

YOU TAKE YOUR MEDS .. SPERMBRAIN

MORDOR double-posted this 9 months ago, 22 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,442

@635,712 (Z-5)

> Take your meds.

I AM GONNA DO SOME REIKI NOW FOR MY FRIEND

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 months ago, 2 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,444

@previous (MORDOR)
We Green are, supportive!

Anonymous Z-148 joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 32 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,449

What is it called when someone kills themselves?

MORDOR replied with this 9 months ago, 18 hours later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,769

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/story-of-jesus-christ-was-fabricated-to-pacify-the-poor-claims-controversial-biblical-scholar-8870879.html

MORDOR double-posted this 9 months ago, 16 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,780

http://beyondallreligion.net/2012/01/21/how-christianity-was-invented/

MORDOR triple-posted this 9 months ago, 23 seconds later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,782

IT IS CALLED MURDER

MORDOR quadruple-posted this 9 months ago, 9 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,788

MAYBE YOU WANT TO BUY YOURSELF A HOODIE

http://kingsroadmerch.com/bad-religion/view/?id=921&cid=249&sid=244

MORDOR quintuple-posted this 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,789

MORDOR sextuple-posted this 9 months ago, 7 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,791

WHY DONT YOU GO WATCH SOME CHRISTIAN TELEVISION PROGRAMS ON MTV, AL BUNDY

MORDOR septuple-posted this 9 months ago, 22 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,795

LORD OF THE RINGS, STAR WARS, THE MINIONS, SNOW WHITE, X MEN, THE MATRIX, LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL, LEON THE PROFESSIONAL, SAVING PRIVATE RYAN, THE LION KING, AMERICAN BEAUTY, DIE HARD, FINDING NEMO, INTO THE WILD, MILLION DOLLAR BABY, THE GAME,
ARROW, SMALLVILE, BUFFY, FRIENDS, SPIDERMAN, THE ARTIST, 12 YEARS A SLAVE, TITANIC, WHITE CHRISTMAS
CNN, FOX, PARAMOUNT PICTURES, BBC, THE FUCKING NEWS, ELECTIONS, BUSH, WAR, OBAMA, THE POPE, THE VATICAN AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST MTV


ALL OF THIS ESPECIALLY DESIGNED FOR YOU TO BECOME A FUCKING HERO SUICIDAL SELF_SACRIFICIAL CHRISTIAN BITCH

MORDOR octuple-posted this 9 months ago, 2 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,797

ALL LITTLE VERSIONS OF THE STORY OF JESUS CHRIST .. THAT IS HOW MUTHAFUCKING HARD THEY WANT TO CUT YOUR DICK OFF

Anonymous Z-5 replied with this 9 months ago, 3 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,799

@previous (MORDOR)
Seriously, take your meds. You're going to hurt yourself.

MORDOR replied with this 9 months ago, 3 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,801

BY THE WAY THERE WAS A "ROMAN" CHURCH BUILD IN THE CENTRE OF EVERY VILLAGE TO MAKE YOU SUFFER LIKE JESUS CHRIST.

MORDOR double-posted this 9 months ago, 3 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,803

NO I AM NOT GOING TO HURT MYSELF .. I GUESS I AM GOING TO CHECK OUT MORDOR SOME MORE .. THEY TOO ARE ON TELEVISION ;)

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 9 months ago, 6 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,805

@previous (MORDOR)
xD

Anonymous Z-5 replied with this 9 months ago, 3 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,809

@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
I don't think he's joking. I think he's actually this mental.

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 9 months ago, 48 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,823

@previous (Z-5)
Then this thread offers the perfect solution, don't you think?

Anonymous Z-5 replied with this 9 months ago, 7 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,829

@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
If he can stop angrily raving about Christianity for two seconds, then sure.

MORDOR replied with this 9 months ago, 1 hour later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,842

I ONCE STOOK A WOODEN STICK UP A KITTENS ASS TO SEE HOW I WOULD FEEL .. THAT WAS WHEN I WAS PUNISHED BY GOD

Anonymous Z-149 joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,844

@previous (MORDOR)
hurry up and kill yourself this thread is for killing yourself not torturing kittens and general insanity

MORDOR replied with this 9 months ago, 5 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,846

AFTER MANY YEARS I TRIED AGAIN AND THEN HE SET ME FREE

MORDOR double-posted this 9 months ago, 9 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,847

They Say Gandalf Can Get Away With Torturing Kittens ..

MORDOR triple-posted this 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,848

I'm a different man now

MORDOR quadruple-posted this 9 months ago, 12 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,851

Can you imagine Gandalf violating a womens ass

MORDOR quintuple-posted this 9 months ago, 7 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,853

MORDOR sextuple-posted this 9 months ago, 48 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,857

ULTIMATE FIGHTER CHAMPIONSHIP (UFC) FIRST CHAMPION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL4iiHk_tpA

MORDOR septuple-posted this 9 months ago, 3 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,858

U.F.C. CHAMP (BLOODSPORT) BEATS UP CHRISTIAN MESSIAH IN HARDEST COMPETITION ON EARTH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVov2TEYJ8k

MORDOR octuple-posted this 9 months ago, 23 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,861

SOME MORE PORN FOR YOUR EYES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XbArwD0uXA

MORDOR nonuple-posted this 9 months ago, 5 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,862

BEFORE I AM HOGGING THE THREAD .. HERE IT FROM THE MAN HIMSELF .. THE GREATEST TEACHER OF ALL ... LORD HITLER


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODgsw1w4evQ

MORDOR decuple-posted this 9 months ago, 3 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,863

MAYBE YOU WANT TO BUY ONE OF LORD HITLERS HOODIES TOO ..

http://www.werwolfwear.com/prestashop/product.php?id_product=622

MORDOR undecuple-posted this 9 months ago, 15 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,864

RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9 months ago, 11 seconds later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,865

@636,846 (MORDOR)
@636,847 (MORDOR)
@636,848 (MORDOR)
@636,851 (MORDOR)
@636,853 (MORDOR)
@636,857 (MORDOR)
@636,858 (MORDOR)
@636,861 (MORDOR)
@636,862 (MORDOR)
@636,863 (MORDOR)

MORDOR replied with this 9 months ago, 23 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,870

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx)

>

MORDOR 13 double-posted this 9 months ago, 2 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,871

Get back to work boy

THE DOG triple-posted this 9 months ago, 11 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,872

GET RIGHT BOY IN STEAD TO FUCK EVERYBODY UP

MMMMUTHAFUCKERS quadruple-posted this 9 months ago, 21 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,875

NOFREEFIXZ .. RO HOMEBOY GO BACK TO YOUR CUNTRY

MMMMUTHAFUCKERS quintuple-posted this 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,876

YOUR GONNA FUCKING APPORT TO SUFFERING NIGGERS

MORDOR 13 sextuple-posted this 9 months ago, 6 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,877

@636,865 (RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx)

>

YOUR DEFINITELY NOT BEEN PUSHED OVER THE LIMIT, KNOW WHAT I MEAN, MAY I PUSH YOU ???

MORDOR 666 septuple-posted this 9 months ago, 4 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,878

@636,870 (MORDOR)

> >

I HATE IT WHEN LITTLE COCKSUCKERS LIKE YOU SPOIL THE PARTY FOR EVERYONE .. GET THE FUCK AWAY

oxosdgh544T octuple-posted this 9 months ago, 35 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,887

Total Amount of Visits on this Thread: 31,386

Anonymous Z-145 replied with this 9 months ago, 18 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,888

@636,851 (MORDOR)

> Can you imagine Gandalf violating a womens ass

no I can not

oxosdgh544T replied with this 9 months ago, 5 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,891

@636,870 (MORDOR)

> >

I happen to believe you should be sacrificed for the greater good/ No Free Fixes Has Had Himself to Much Joking Pictures. If you want to find a fix go somewhere else.

oxosdgh544T double-posted this 9 months ago, 6 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,892

now tis bitch deserves a beating crackheads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ8tzAMOnYQ

KRYON triple-posted this 9 months ago, 13 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,896

If you are in pain listen to this:

http://www.kryon.com/k_freeaudio.html

JESUS quadruple-posted this 9 months ago, 20 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,898

A CAMP SPACIALLY FOR MY CHILDREN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy_u4U7-cn8

JESUS quintuple-posted this 9 months ago, 21 hours later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #637,136

Ya all cocksuckers don't know this thread is holy. Cocksucker better know to shut up and when to write. For a dog who visits a wish to die is a wish to die. I would like all you cocksuckers see to make you that same wish. Before you start joking around. There are dogs who visit who want some sadism, yeah die off you cocksucker. But there are also those who are new to this cocksucking world who want to get out. Get your cocksucking shit together.

Johnson sextuple-posted this 9 months ago, 3 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #637,138

Ya all may starting to Ro hard now. Its time you all newbies start not giving a fuck and write some shit yourself. If you can not go watch some anal porno first to get your courage up. This world is fucking evil dog, it is fuck, you get what I mean, or get fucked.

Johnson septuple-posted this 9 months ago, 5 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #637,139

And for them little evil twats who come to get off on dogs who think they are the shit. Who post funny pictures and at the same time whine about zero fixes for the godass problem in this world. Get a big fat fucking dick up your gay cocksucking ass, whore. I think this is where the real sadism may start. To take them little evil whiny ass whore out for some group rape. Fuck you.

squeegee replied with this 9 months ago, 6 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #637,143

who would have thought a thread about cheap suicide would've turned into such a shit fest?

Johnson replied with this 9 months ago, 7 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #637,146

This is why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bbB-lWozeQ

Johnson double-posted this 9 months ago, 5 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #637,147

Time for some dinner

Johnson triple-posted this 9 months ago, 9 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #637,149

Fuck it, It is a thread for whiny cocksuckers like you. Not the real deal. Go to hell.

sdfgsg quadruple-posted this 9 months ago, 1 day later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #637,597

Torture is fine too. How about a burning cigarette up the nose.

Anonymous Z-150 joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 18 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #637,608

@637,139 (Johnson)
What's wrong with u

RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9 months ago, 20 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #637,613

@previous (Z-150)
he has a bad case of craziness.

Chicken little joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 1 day later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #638,155

Holy shit. I went through this entire thread and clicked every link just for shits and giggles. I will never be the same again. God bless the fucking planet Mars. And let the holy groin of Liam neeson penetrate all.

Anonymous Z-152 joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 50 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #638,161

@323,291 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)

> I want Salty to leave me alone. I went through life recently all, "Good I'm forgetting about her. My life is happier."
>
> Then tonight she bullies me more....
>
>
> 1) Gets me ionized on Minichan because she's sadistic
> 2) Gets me constant banned from ghoul, IP ban, post deletion
> 3) Gets Minichan, Tinychan, and other forums to constantly harass me.
> - sadistic troll white knights falsely accuse me of stalking her and other stuff she makes up.
> - sadistic troll white knights falsely claim I do shit like asking her to meet me which hasn't happened for six months
> - People impersonating me and writing shit about salty in my name (e.g. anontalk) and then everyone acting like I did it.
> - Salty claiming shit like I have skype and bugged her. No I don't have skype.
>
>
> I just cannot post on Tinychan, Minichan, or elsewhere without this shit. And if I go anon, then salty has people saying everyone is me. And if I leave, salty has people saying everyone is me. And salty says everyone who defends me is me.
>
>
> This is how every day is for me. Salty using other people to bully me so she can claim innocence.
>
>
> When Salty stalks and harasses you, she gets an army doing it. Oh and she did get her friends stalking me, calling me on the phone all hours of the night.

RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9 months ago, 14 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #638,163

@previous (Z-152)
These BBS sites have a long, flavourful history of weirdos, don't they?

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

HardSx replied with this 9 months ago, 3 days later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,217

Hitler found 6 million fixes

RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9 months ago, 18 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,224

@previous (HardSx)
He didn't do it for under $20, though. Considerably more, in fact!

HardSx replied with this 9 months ago, 20 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,228

He passed away after many good deeds a day

RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9 months ago, 21 hours later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,399

I claim bump #500 for the mastermind!

GrumpyKitten joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 12 hours later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,604

This post is older than me

wannadie joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 6 days later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #641,588

I Cant take it anymore I just wanna disapear .. im too much of a freakin pussy to go thru with it..

Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 8 months ago, 1 hour later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #641,591

@previous (wannadie)
Don't do it. :(

adult joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 22 hours later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #641,964

How can you commit suicide if you're hypothetically a kid and have nothing to work with? BTW, I'm not a kid.
AND have it be painless.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 5 days later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #643,286

Bump

Y/N joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 6 days later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #644,744

If you got AIDS. There is no cure.

Anonymous Z-158 joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 8 hours later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #644,782

@previous (Y/N)
Magic Johnson is still alive though, right? That's something like 20+ years since he got aids

Hitlerino ripperino joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 2 days later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #645,439

I can't live in a world without national socialism anymore. Every day I see shit that wouldn't be here if national socialism was still around, and it just hurts too much to know that I will never be able to be a high ranking SS officer :( I will go through with it, maybe I'll meet Adolf himself up there. Take care, everyone. Fight for your Aryan dominance. Build a better world where we could not.

Anonymous Z-160 joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 6 days later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #647,191

oh

Anonymous Z-161 joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 25 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #647,195

@645,439 (Hitlerino ripperino)
Yes please kill self

Anonymous Z-161 double-posted this 8 months ago, 1 minute later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #647,199

@639,604 (GrumpyKitten)

> This post is older than me

U 4?

Confused Guy joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 3 days later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #648,481

Well, I was depressed and looking for a way to kill myself and came across this. Now I don't really remember what I'm doing here. Thank you (?)

WhyAreWeHere? joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 26 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #648,487

Thing 1: Wtf is this thread.

Thing 2: I think the original guy killed himself.

Thing 3: I got here from Googling "easiest way to commit". It was about the 6th one down. I know you guys probably don't want to here about some random teenagers life again, but fuck it; I'm a bitch.

At this moment in time, I'm a 15 year old girl who feels like she has nothing left. I lost my dad 2 years ago, pretty much to the day, and a couple of other relatives a few years before. Right now, life isn't great, but it's also not horrible. The problem is, we all have different breaking points. Mine is pretty much where I am now: One dead parent, One parent who favours the other child, and a brother who uses me as a punchbag when he's angry. My school isn't helping by putting me through exams early and fucking up all my classes. My education is a big thing to me (yes, I'm a geek) and recently my school's been shit. They don't seem to understand that being smart isn't just about knowing random facts. I can do that, but I have about 0 common sense. Everyone constantly pressures me into giving them answers, even if I don't know them. I start crying at random moments feel kind of helpless. I also cut. Anyway, I was scrolling through Google trying to find an easy way of killing myself because y'know I'm poor and 15. Then I came across this post. Some of the things on here are pretty useful, some are pretty cancerous, but there are a couple that have inspired me to keep going. So even if you want to make fun of me for being pretentious or whatever (I know when I'm doing it)I just want to say thank you for making me laugh and allowing me to keep on living. :)

Anonymous Z-164 joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 19 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #648,494

@previous (WhyAreWeHere?)
you are welcome sorry about your dad

Anonymous Z-158 replied with this 7 months ago, 4 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #648,496

@648,481 (Confused Guy)
@648,487 (WhyAreWeHere?)
We've got this grate suicide counselor named Mordor, he eventually escaped from this thread when he discovered the rest of the board.

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 7 months ago, 9 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #648,502

@648,487 (WhyAreWeHere?)
Sorry about your dad. Things do get better.

Unless you stick around websites like this too long, in which case you would become a transgender pedophile. Try not to become that.

Anon BD-16 joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 1 hour later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #648,555

You know, I found this page through Google, and I'm glad I did. I was seriously considering suicide when I first started reading, but you all have made me laugh and see the light at the end of the darkness. Thank you for reminding me that things won't always be this rough. 💚

Anonymous Z-164 replied with this 7 months ago, 10 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #648,558

@previous (Anon BD-16)
faker

Anonymous Z-166 joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 1 day later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #648,845

@30,767 (A)

> Seriously, I just want to know of a cheap, painless way to commit suicide. Every other website I got to just gives me the "don't do it" crap.

Lmfao, I'be been looking as well

RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 7 months ago, 13 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #648,846

> mfw this thread

@previous (Z-166)
This is not really something to lmfao about!

Anonymous Z-167 joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 8 hours later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #648,878

So your dying Today!

Let it be a special day - let´s start

get dressed in your best suit

go to the car dealer you trust

pick the most expensive sportscar for a test ride (why you so rich mfucker?-"won the lottery")

chrash it into a wall with about 500 mph

-dead

(and you still got the 20 Bucks in your wallet)

if you hate everyone you can take the cardealer with you on the "ride"

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 7 months ago, 25 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #648,883

@previous (Z-167)
> your dying

shana112 joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 12 hours later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #649,054

Is there an easy way out? Life just seems over, and I want out.

Anonymous Z-158 replied with this 7 months ago, 27 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #649,060

@previous (shana112)
There is, and if it doesn't cost less than $20 you're getting ripped off.

hedwig leggodt joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 6 days later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #651,574

@649,054 (shana112)

> Is there an easy way out? Life just seems over, and I want out.

LIfe seems overRATED, amirite? The difficulty and drudgery, sighhhh. Maybe I'm just lazy, but I can't work, while creating reasons why my work is meaningful. I mean, who cares? I'm glad that this thread has been going so long, gorwing along with pessimism in general. Benatar's book is slowly gaining relevance http://www.knunst.com/planetzapffe/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Zapffe10-636x1024.jpg
The harms of coming into existence!

Anonymous Z-170 joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 3 hours later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #651,592

for under twenty dollars...give or take a buck or two...you could down two pints of one ninety proof pure grain alcohol...and you would die..


I do not see where there would be any sort of pain whatsoever..


it is how I plan to go...when the time comes..

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous Z-171 joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 1 day later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #652,027

Some people are dead before killing themselves

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 7 months ago, 3 hours later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #652,074

@648,878 (Z-167)
cars don't go that fast!

Anonymous Z-172 joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 3 days later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #653,116

@OP

> I'm not planning on doing it, i'm just curious.<br /><br />
> <p class="unimportant">(Modedit to add banner to thread)</p>
> <div style="position: fixed; top: 0px; right: 0px">
> <a href="http://www.befrienders.org"><img style="margin: 0" src="https://i.imgur.com/ixV4FC5.png" alt="befrienders.org" width="234" height="60" /></a>
> </div>

Anonymous Z-172 double-posted this 7 months ago, 2 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #653,117

Lil

Anonymous Z-172 triple-posted this 7 months ago, 23 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #653,121

@30,749 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)

What is tis joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 1 day later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #653,431

Just found this on google and read the whole thing, pretty ducking funny, rip op and damn this is one old thread. Cheap way to commit suicide for $20, go to the hood and run around wif a $20 bill in ur hands.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

RWBY Rhubarb 🌹 !USyrBjAMxU replied with this 7 months ago, 1 minute later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #653,433

@previous (What is tis)
How long did take you?

squeegee replied with this 7 months ago, 8 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #653,437

i... i wonder what percentage of views this thread accounts for. most threads aren't getting even close to that, i wonder how many other threads would have to be added together to equal 46 thousand plus page views. i bet it's not insignificant, this thread is on a whole nother level

RWBY Rhubarb 🌹 !USyrBjAMxU replied with this 7 months ago, 2 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #653,438

@previous (squeegee)
Why it say 72,000 people reading this now

What is tis replied with this 7 months ago, 35 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #653,451

@653,433 (RWBY Rhubarb 🌹 !USyrBjAMxU)

> How long did take you?

About 5 mins but they ran faster then me and took it from my hands 3/10 experience would not commit again

RWBY Rhubarb 🌹 !USyrBjAMxU replied with this 7 months ago, 37 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #653,456

@previous (What is tis)
I meant to read the thread not your shitty suggestion

What is tis replied with this 7 months ago, 10 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #653,458

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb 🌹 !USyrBjAMxU)

> I meant to read the thread not your shitty suggestion
Off yourself ya buzzard

Anonymous Z-174 joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 4 hours later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #653,496

The first time I found my brother I was 16. When I opened the door he bolted upright and began to try to speak, but no words came out. His eyes were empty. I shut the door, called to have him transported to the hospital, and sat down to cry for a moment before I went back to drag him out to the waiting vehicle. I remember very little after that.

I went back once more to collect the bottles and look for a note. He wasn't thoughtful enough to leave one.

The second time I could not open the door. The police had to force entry and secure what he had slit his throat with before anyone could render aid. His blood was on everything. All I could hear was his crying, until I couldn't.

If you are considering killing yourself do not try to run and hide from the pain you'll be causing those around you. I will live and die with these experiences ingrained into me.

@519,289 (meh)
Shoutout to the obligatory 'once heard of a guy' post.

Anon joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 23 hours later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #653,776

I'm in pain and I have no other choice

Anonymous Z-176 joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 16 hours later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #653,980

i was gonna kick the chair but this is sum funny shit damn

read every single post too dk wtf is wrong w/ me

(Edited 55 seconds later.)

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 7 months ago, 9 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #653,981

@653,496 (Z-174)
Damn. How is your brother doing now?

Nuklehead replied with this 7 months ago, 1 day later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #654,286

@653,456 (RWBY Rhubarb 🌹 !USyrBjAMxU)

> I meant to read the thread not your shitty suggestion

Still better then the suicide-by-ebola sugestion

Anonymous Z-177 joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 26 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #654,292

@653,981 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Not well. I'm not comfortable giving greater detail for the world to see.

Posted on another UID, feel free to crosscheck the IP used.

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 7 months ago, 3 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #654,294

@previous (Z-177)
I am very sorry to hear that. It sounds very hard.

Anonymous Z-177 replied with this 7 months ago, 15 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #654,296

@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
These things are rarely easy. Thank you for the kind words.

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

FAO BERT PLS READ replied with this 7 months ago, 1 week later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #656,291

FAO BERT PLS READ

Anonymous Z-178 joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 week later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #659,624

@32,629 (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
ohhhh shut tghe fuck up man, you arent serious if u were you wouldn't tell anyone...whats a mattta, broke up w/ your first love, get on w it you'll be ded or old and dying in no time

Anonymous Z-78 replied with this 6 months ago, 6 days later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #661,694

I posed this question to the exports at Omegle.
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What is the best method of suicide for under $20?
Stranger 2: Rope
Stranger 2: And a chair
Stranger 2: That's probably like 5
Stranger 1: Fill up your gas tank and drive off a cliff
Stranger 2: Gas is too expensive
Stranger 2: Get some rooe
Stranger 1: Half tank
Stranger 2: Rope
Stranger 2: Buy some bleach.
Stranger 2: And just drink it
Stranger 1: That shit is boring
Stranger 2: So is driving off a cliff
Stranger 1: No it isn't
Stranger 1: That would be fun
Stranger 2: Go do it and tell me after
Stranger 1: Maybe I will
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous Z-78 double-posted this 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #661,696

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What is the best method of suicide for under $20?
Stranger 1: gun
Stranger 2: Don't do it.
Stranger 2: You can't by a gun for $20?
Stranger 1: u can do it free by jump off cliff or bridge
Stranger 1: problem solved
Stranger 2: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Stranger 1: what stranger is trying to say is don't do it unless ur gay
Stranger 2: You can fix anything cauaw causing you to want to commit suicide.
Stranger 1: suicide is pussy way out
Stranger 2: Exactly.
Stranger 2: Don't be a pus*y and change your ways.
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous Z-78 triple-posted this 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #661,697

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What is the best method of suicide for under $20? Answer the question and do not get sidetracked.
Stranger 2: Hanging
Stranger 1: there's a method for free
Stranger 1: jumping off high building
Stranger 2: But ur too scared to
Stranger 2: You want painless
Stranger 1: what a pussy
Stranger 2: Meaning your life's pain is t worth the pain that comes with death
Stranger 2: So what your experiencing isn't really worth suicide
Stranger 2: But you're just so inexperienced
Stranger 1: makes sense
Stranger 2: That its overwhelming
Stranger 2: So suck it up
Stranger 2: It's not about how hard u can punch
Stranger 2: But what u can take. And keep moving forward
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous Z-6 replied with this 6 months ago, 10 hours later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #661,734

@661,694 (Z-78)
Why did you change painless to best? It completely changed the question...

(Edited 8 seconds later.)

Anonymous Z-179 joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 3 days later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #662,707

GUYS R U SERIOUS THAT DUDE DIED 5.2 YEARS AGO HE SUICIDES HE HASNT BEEN ANSWERING YOUR IDEAS THE LAST PERSON SAID AN IDEA THEN HE SAID SONGS GOOD WOW

RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 6 months ago, 7 minutes later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #662,708

@previous (Z-179)
Actually, the OP kept posting on this website long after this thread. There's indication that he's dead.

And, these days, this thread is mostly kept going by new people that wander in.

unknown joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 6 days later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #663,880

guys why am i so scared to go but i really want to go

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 6 months ago, 2 hours later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #663,902

@previous (unknown)
don't go bro

squeegee replied with this 6 months ago, 15 minutes later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #663,905

@663,880 (unknown)
because you should be scared, it's fucking terrifying, we don't know what the fuck happens. it could be nothing but snapping turtles.
don't go bro

Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 6 months ago, 6 hours later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #663,920

@previous (squeegee)

Sexy snapping turtles

A furries heaven and simultaneous hell

Anonymous Z-181 joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 3 days later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #664,446

This thread is much more light hearted with an incessantly spinning suicide banner and a terrible font.

Anonymous Z-182 joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 22 hours later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #664,619

@30,782 (A)
I want to die. Please...someone help me.

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 6 months ago, 9 minutes later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #664,621

@previous (Z-182)
Come to the irc to ch@
http://minichan.org/chat

F'in crazy joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 7 hours later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #664,697

I can't say u guys have changed my mind... But u damn sure gave some reasons to wait a while... And several good laughs.. And even tho I still feel messed up a good laugh is always a priceless gift to someone who sees no joy in their life

Anonymous Z-184 joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 3 days later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #665,554

@30,770 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)

> Well DON'T do it.

Trippingoverpenis joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 2 weeks later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #670,765

My reason to live is reading your bs and getting a good laugh once a week keep it up faggots

Lame.chick joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 1 day later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #671,492

This entire thing is cancer

buttons joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 24 minutes later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #671,496

@previous (Lame.chick)
its suicide not cancer

Anonymous Z-181 replied with this 5 months ago, 1 hour later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #671,506

@671,492 (Lame.chick)
cancer takes way too long, might I suggest inserting your head between the wheels of a bus instead? women may be God awful at killing themselves, but don't let that stop you from trying.

AnonAfrican joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 4 days later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #672,856

@540,360 (Z-109)
I understand your pain. The only reason I'm holding back from offing myself is mum & bros. But it's not easy. I'm struggling a lot and there's little to nothing they doing. They can't help. I'm getting more miserable and they don't fathom how much I'm suffering. I can't keep going thru this pain just cos I don't want them to suffer or blame themselves if I kill myself. If it's just for me, I'd have done it since 2010.i loathe my life. Nothing ever works for long. I never win at anything for long. My life is all patches of happy and a large stretch of gloom ever since I can remember... They will be fine eventually but me, I would never be fine...

AnonAfrican double-posted this 5 months ago, 1 minute later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #672,857

ound this via Google all the way from Africa. Here depression isn't taken for real. No one to talk to no one to help. Being staying alive all cos of my mother.u know don't want to cause her pain and all. But I'm too miserable doesn't seem to get any better. If it's just myself to consider, wouldda offed me since 2010 or last year. This year has been even more difficult. Too toxic. Had a ray of hope but got snuffed out. I'm going. From here, I've picked up the charcoal thing & sleeping pills.
I also picked up the waiting advice so I give it till next Sunday. If no better, I'd be on the other side.
I admire OP & others who actually had the courage to face the unknown (death). I think that's real courage cos it's so easy & comfortable to choose the 'stay alive' option...
Thanks all for buying me more time... Let's see what the week holds.

Anonymous Z-189 joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 1 hour later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #672,896

Don't commit suicide make money off the Illuminati first you go to Illuminati headquarters in Washington DC the Federal Reserve danu call extension 821 then you go trick trick into the phone then you tell them your routing number and bank account number and tell them how much money you need and tell them who you're going to assassinate your money will be there within 2 days even if you don't assassinate them

Lame.chick joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 1 day later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #673,579

suicide is the one mistake you won't live to regret

buttons replied with this 5 months ago, 14 minutes later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #673,587

@672,896 (Z-189)

> Don't commit suicide make money off the Illuminati first you go to Illuminati headquarters in Washington DC the Federal Reserve danu call extension 821 then you go trick trick into the phone then you tell them your routing number and bank account number and tell them how much money you need and tell them who you're going to assassinate your money will be there within 2 days even if you don't assassinate them

Wow how come I never thought of this

Anonymous Z-181 replied with this 5 months ago, 20 minutes later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #673,597

@673,579 (Lame.chick)
Do you need a bus schedule?

Anonymous Z-191 joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 19 minutes later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #673,609

Idk if it's been said, but bleach and ammonia. Mix 'em together, in a small poorly ventilated area.

There's probably a store within walking distance of you that sells both. So no money spent on gas either.

Anonymous Z-5 replied with this 5 months ago, 7 hours later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #673,717

@previous (Z-191)
But is there a store... In dancing distance?

Anonymous Z-191 replied with this 5 months ago, 3 hours later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #673,782

@previous (Z-5)

I suppose. Of course, if you're Christopher Walken, every store is in dancing distance.

Anonymous Z-192 joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 2 hours later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #673,828

none of these are good fuck you guys

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY replied with this 5 months ago, 4 hours later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #673,986

@previous (Z-192)
kys

Anonymous Z-193 joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 2 weeks later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #682,325

Y'all know he the one who started this thread most likely killed him/her self all ready they they haven't been active in like 3 years maby 4

Anonymous Z-194 joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 6 minutes later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #682,327

Z-194!

artychokedonanartichoke joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 3 days later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #684,063

When I first started reading this I was seriously looking for ideas on how to commit suicide in the least painful, and least messy manner. The very long post above by Anonymous Z-109 (joined in and replied with this 1.2 year ago) about her husband's suicide and the effect it had on her is making me hold off and think twice and thrice. My mother committed suicide 50 years ago when I was 3 years old and I know it has affected my entire life. I have 3 children, 18-21 years of age and my middle one (daughter #1) suffers depression and anxiety like me. Their mother/my ex-wife divorced me two years ago due to the symptoms of my depression and anxiety. It was the best thing for her to do and probably best for our children - she acts as a role model for a normal, healthy person which counterbalances the depressed, anxiety-ridden role model I play in their lives. Thanks gods I have medications that help with the depression and anxiety, but I might lose those meds now that my health insurance is running out.

But now, it is looking like I will be homeless within the year. I was one of the many layoffs at work this spring, and have had no success finding any type of job since. Two others in this position have already just recently committed suicide. And because of my background it looks very unlikely that I will be able to find a full-time job that will pay enough to keep a roof over my head. When the unemployment runs out, I will be homeless and penniless. One friend said, "well you will then have no where to go but up" but I disagree. I see no way out- I see myself either remaining homeless or if I am somehow able to keep my home I will be living at poverty level trying to scrape out an existence for the rest of my life. I feel useless to my children and they are the only real reason I have to live.

After reading the funny remarks here, and ignoring the stupid evil ones, I feel a little better. I feel some hope, although I am not sure why exactly. Anyway, thanks for "listening." For others considering suicide, at least please heed Anonymous Z-109's warning about the effects of suicide on loved ones.

I still have my short list of ways to end it all, but I think I might try hard to stay alive no matte if I end up homeless or not. I will try to keep what little dignity I can and act as a survivor for my children's sake.

Anonymous Z-6 replied with this 4 months ago, 2 hours later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #684,111

@previous (artychokedonanartichoke)
<3 You will find a way to manage somehow. Don't leave your children.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous Z-196 joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 5 days later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #686,747

@533,580 (Z-104)

> Take a bottle of sleeping pills. It just feels like you're going to sleep as your heart slows to a stop. Over the counter sleeping pills are like $5

No, if you do that you heart and brain will start trying to hold on so you'll wake up suffering more that if you just hung yourself and in some cases you may not even die.

000 joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 5 days later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #688,354

The first time I tried offing myself was when I was 15. If I'm typing this and that was 8.5 years ago, that means I was unsuccessful. I pussed out and got really dizzy on pills, tried hanging before I ended up falling and sprained my foot a bit, but it was over a failed first love. I was a kid, and still had so much to learn. I'm glad I didn't because I enjoyed life a lot after. But before graduating high school, I met and settled with a doll in 2011. Almost out of nowhere she left me Feb. 13 and would've made it 5yrs. together if we pulled through this April. We pledged to be engaged in our 5th year that just passed. Since then, she hasn't wanted to speak to me unless it was telling me to leave her alone, the last time was in late March. I'm the biggest fool in my city. Anyone my age can tell you to move the fuck on and get over it. We lived (I still do) with our parents (I know, right?) within a mile from each other but I heard from the grape vine that she just moved out Idk where or with who. I tried letting her mom know I was sorry because I felt that I'm part of the reason why she moved as she feared me ever stalking her. When you've been with someone for so long, you can't just let go. I haven't been able to. So her family think I'm some menace though I've never hurt her in our entire relationship. We struggled having obligations to work, family, school, each other, etc. But we pulled through. Why things didn't work out? Who cares? When two people break up, no one truly values the man's side. So I've come to realize that no matter how hard I've tried to make amends or impress her again or even just get the closure to try and move on, it hasn't happened. But I'm not a problem to people, I don't have any disabilities, I'm capable. And for those seeking suicide, my depression isn't worth it.

There are those who have been damaged mentally or physically and could use the peace of being freed from life here on this planet. Depression is a bitch when you can carry on working, interacting with others, but you get little to no satisfaction. I handled stress much more efficiently before our split. Now, I can't stand anything. I'm told she thought of getting a restraining order on me and I'm like ???. I haven't seen this bitch since the first week in February! I know where she works at and confronted her before when she'd distance herself from me like once a year, but I won't do that now.

My dad was being detained at immigration and he finally got out after 9 months. It's been a fuct up ride and I experienced so many stressful events in his absence. This girl pulled through with me most of the while, but then the shit happened. I've been told different possibilities to why it didn't work out but she never truly told me. And people will tell you all day to get over it, move on, better yourself, give it time, you'll find another, but there's no doing that any time soon. Amongst everything, we're both pretty young. And anyone can tell you I'm stupid for considering suicide. But here's my contribution to this thread: I planned different ways like trying to down as much antifreeze as possible because some have it embittered so no one can use it as a tasty suicide dessert drink. I thought of getting this easily from work for free, but I know we sell it for under $20 for a gallon of concentrated full strength ethylene glycol. It crystallizes in your brain and kidneys and gets you super drunk while poisoning you. But I hear the damage is permanent if you survive and having brain damage is something no one should have to live with. And I've read that it may not even kill you for a couple of days. Like wtf? A boss at my other job had a loaded pistol in his drawer one of my shifts and thought this would be a great opportunity! It's free for me, but I'm afraid of the bullet getting lodged in my head and actually not killing me. Plus, think of the guilt I would've bestowed him for giving me the chance to kill myself. Besides, my dad wasn't back yet and I can't leave my mom and younger brothers. So here I am, unsettled by everything, and I bitch to myself like I really should be engaged or dead by now. But another simple way is tying a sheet or perhaps some shrink wrap (also inexpensive) around the barrier of a remote bridge and also wrap the other end around your neck and face then jump. It won't be pleasant, your body will struggle but if you do it right, hopefully you won't survive. It'll be a bitch falling down or only depriving the brain of oxygen until you become braindead and live.

There's also the previous mentioned idea of (I advise at night) when a train comes by (luckily if I wanted to really do this the train comes at night) and stops, find a freight car that isn't around the street where anyone can really see you and try to stop you and just wait until it begins to move, and lay your head over the railing with your neck actually on the railing. You should be decapitated in no time. Try finding a way to bind your hands and feet before doing so to where you have limited movement. But really, that's all I've got. Again, I'm stupid for feeling this way over a failed relationship, but drinking and weed don't ease much. I'm not trying to date anyone else because I'm not prepared to start over when I had such good timing with this girl before graduating. But in case someone needs it, you can also try the being bound thing, and wrapping a trash bag over your face tightly and jumping into a deep pool or bayou or lake. Maybe that could work, but again, you're gonna struggle.

This thread was cool before I smudged my shit on it. I hope the OP found peace. And I'm truly sorry for any of you who stumbled here. Think of the pain you'd possibly spread to others who do value you (if any do) but if you know you will not be missed, seek out your peace.

Maybe one day joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 7 hours later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #688,393

Sticking my head under a train at night is what I've imagined I would do if I ever got the guts to do it. Not sure if facing down or up would actually make a difference.

People say it's just how you feel at the moment and things will get better but oddly enough I've been like this for years. I remember wanting to jump out a window when I was a kid, attempting to hang myself but the thing snapped lol

I use to cut myself but realized it just attracts attention if people see it.

I don't know but for years I've seen life as not worth it and truly nothing makes me think wow life is so amazing. The thing is I should be grateful for so many things, which I am in a sense but I'm still not happy. I could try 'happy pills ' but I've read how people can be on them for years.

I guess one big thing that stops me is my mom.. I've got Bros and nephews and friends but they can move on. The thing is surely me living a dull. Mundane, pointless life is stressful for my mom surely she would be better off. I don't know I'm nearly 30 soon so I'm pretty much dead.

The person before about your ex, belive it or not but you will get over her as long as you don't speak to her. I had a issue years ago fucked me up for 3 years but I kept speaking to her. Also don't stop fuckin other girls after the longer you leave it the more isolated you get from it. Rip Op.. I wonder what method he went with

RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #688,395

OP only said they wanted to know just in case. We don't know what happened to them.

Maybe one day replied with this 3 months ago, 38 seconds later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #688,396

Oh but it might be good ( if you can) to write a note for the train driver. Some people might get shocked up by it

Maybe one day double-posted this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #688,398

Oh.. He seemed pretty keen after the answers and I read somewhere he had stopped posting elsewhere. Maybe inflation prices over the past 5 years means he can't get it done for under $20 anymore

000 replied with this 3 months ago, 45 minutes later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #688,405

I'm sorry your attempts didn't follow through. I think that's meant to happen when you're expected to experience more. Then again, it really is a matter of doing it right. And yeah, I've been told that the only way to forget about her is by...just forgetting about her. I haven't spoken to her legitimately since the day we broke up. Before that, she called for a break (which I didn't honour for one, wtf is a break? Two, I feared that space between couples like that (which we weren't even living together) only grows larger) but I see your point. I don't expect anything from her anymore. The simple matter for me is that if anyone wants to stick around in your life, they would. I've passed by her (mom's) place a number of times. I did so for weeks after the breakup, I passed by only once a week then stopped altogether for a month or more, then I picked back up on passing by a couple of times a day for weeks now. It's as pathetic as it sounds. I didn't know she was moving out by passing by, no. I was told from mutual friends on social media, but supposedly no one knew. How does no one know you're moving out? Another big mistake I made was trying to apologize to her mom and sympathize what it's like for her to leave her home, but with that good intention, it backfired and she wondered how I knew, and pretty much to stop passing by because they've got cameras. So, that only made me look worse. It's not easy getting over someone you experienced so much with. I've been told that people change, and as we met when she was still a junior at 17 we were "bound to breakup" like no, fuck you. Only bullshit breaks people up. If you want the person, you'll make it known. I've done absolutely all I could without having to get arrested, and her mom mentioned a restraining order like, I haven't been on the property, bitch doesn't even live there anymore, and I haven't seen her physically in months, like why? So, with everything going on, not much has happened at home.

People say I need to get out but my friends are either happy in their relationships, or single and only think of barhopping to pull women. Not my thing. I don't find joy in the things I did, I have close to zero appetite, and I only look forward to sleep to end the day. Waking up is hard because I know it's the same monotonous shit, and sleeping is kinda difficult because it's another day down that I haven't heard from the broad and she's more than likely sleeping/living peacefully.

I don't feel like really carrying on passed this year. But I hope you don't really cause your mom any hurt. Family members that aren't initially nuclear like nephews will not be affected as much, but it's a truly bad concept for parents to think their offspring will outlive them, then we get these emotions, and if we go through with them, it will only fuck their lives up until they die. And the chances of you pushing them closer to how miserable you feel are heightened. I'm the firstborn and there's a 15yr. gap between my younger brother and I, so I'm gonna fuck up a bunch of shit if I kill myself. I'm only 23 and if you're 30 you're still young too. I don't mean to jinx myself, but I felt like if I wasn't with this girl, I'll probably be single until I die. And then one thing that's also kept be alive is my naive optimism that if I do kill myself, there will be absolutely no chance of ever seeing her again. Ever. And though it may seem that way now, probability gives me higher chance at seeing her while I still live than if I perish. So, I'm still here.

No, I don't think there's a difference in face-down or up, but I know that at the neck is decap. while I'd over-think that with your head face down, it'd get crushed, but I don't want my head to be pushed or rolled into a position where I'm still gonna live long enough to feel being mangled.

Another method would be to just drop a plugged toaster into a filled bathtub, but I'm sure you're still alive for a bit to see how gruesome you're being burned, and that scares me.

It's raining buckets over here in Houston so I really feel like giving whoever finds me a bit of a laugh if I really try drowning myself in a large puddle lol.

Maybe one day replied with this 3 months ago, 1 day later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #688,635

Tbf I was young at the time and they wasn't the best planned out so my own fault. Yeah I had people telling me that all the time. I was with the girl since she was 17 and oddly enough around 21 she had a change in herself. Oddly enough they do say you change every 4-7 years in general. Anyway I went around to get stuff sorted only to find a bloke their lol. But for 2-3 years she and I stayed in touch. Be it a prank call here and there or a email.I also had her Givin me shit sayin she was scared of him lol. I had her mom and him ring me sayin leave her alone. Yet I has evidence it was her too so I didn't look as bad in the end lol. Anyway she's banged many blokes and has a baby now. Anyway my point being.. I has loads of people telling me time is a healer etc. And I thought no she was special I will never get it again. I mean I'd wake up and think of her all say lol.

But after I stopped being in touch.. I did get over her....took a few months but now I neither love her or hate her which is when you know for sure.

So you will get past it mate I promise. But one thing I will say is... Do go out with your mates and maybe sleep around a bit. I used to think I wouldn't want one night stands etc. But after my relationship I messed about with one girl and then had 2 year break from girls. Which turned to 5 and now it's nearing 7 years ha. But basically if you stop going out there you miss out on opportunities, loose social skills, loose confidence with women. Heck I'm even finding flaws in women that do want to date me as I am protecting myself from being hurt again.. ( I've read up that can be something too lol)

Basically I wouldn't want someone else like this as it's stupid. Like you said she doesn't wanna be in your life so Crack on with yours mate.

Thanks for the young thing I'm actually 28 but 30 is so close and I see no point after it ha.

Yeah a parent loosing a kid must be souls destroying.. The only counter I can think of is lie and say your starting a life somewhere new.. I rather have the Hate me then grieve for me.

Somebody said in here they had a stomach pumped after trying the toaster trick.. But not sure how that makes sense.

Ha the puddle method would be a determined way to go. I'm in Birmingham, England we've actually got sun for once. Take care

Satyam joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 day later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #689,068

I want to commits suicide. What do I do I live in India.

bhutam joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 3 minutes later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #689,073

@previous (Satyam)
Pray

000 replied with this 3 months ago, 6 days later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #691,378

Maybe one day:

You're right. I'm sorry for all the shit you went through too. Honestly, I haven't changed much on my personality for years now. Not to say I've done all the growing there is to grow, but my values, and all have remained incredibly consistent. Not everyone's the same. And I trust she isn't sleeping around as your ex did, but it all all bothers me.

I haven't seen her since February. I haven't heard from her since late March. No doubt, at this point I never will. So even the loss of contact hasn't helped.

Time is supposed to be this great healer. We're supposed to have the mental capacity to recover from any emotional distress. And though it's been exactly 4 months since our split, it's felt like 8 months. I have not healed, and it's only been a short while. I have more patience than others, but this has eaten away at me, so it tries my patience more than anything in more recent years. I still eat, work, and breathe, but I'm not healed. I mean, at least it's not as bad as the first 2 months since the breakup. But it still blows having every word she's typed reverberate how much she's happier now.

About trying to move on and go out, I know what you mean. I never really care to socialize with people outside my limited circle, but at the moment, I don't think I'm missing out on much over here. I'm not much to go to bars, or clubs. I will given who I'm going with, but socializing with anyone else doesn't appeal to me.

I'm still family oriented (which can be seen as a drawback of mine too), and I still work hard. I'm trying to better myself incrementally. But all in all, I've lost the enthusiasm of it all. It felt so much more rich to pursue goals with your lover with you too. One you thought of as your spouse already. She's moved out of her mom's house, so there's little I can do to trump that lol. There's no sense in me trying to do better or to be better than she is right now. There's already no contest. And I'm just so...bitter compared to how I was. That's the only thing I can appreciate about all of this. Before, I was too happy. And this comfort was probably a weakness. So now that it's gone, I still love seeing other couples' content wherever I go. And many say to still wish this girl well and this will help me move on. Like, uh, no. I hate the broad more than anything now. This is what makes me petty lol.

But I'd feel that at your age even 4 years my senior, you can accomplish much more than I can right now. I can't imagine what British culture busy be now in this age in your part of Birmingham. I don't like feeling this way, much less feeling suicidal over it. But it's there, you know? Still can't shake it.

Really? Maybe I misread. Your stomach only gets charcoal pumped to dry the fuck out of your stomach and cause you to heave whatever was ingested (like pills).

Lol that's good. We've had a lot of sun here too this week. Everyone complains about the heat and humidity here. I can handle the heat incredibly, but the humidity can get annoying. Now we're expecting more rain today. I can't swim, so I've thought of drowning too many times lol.

0 double-posted this 3 months ago, 4 minutes later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #691,379

Lol I'm gonna be unapologetically depressing on here, but I heard one of the slowest ways to kill yourself is by falling in love. Fall hard, give it your all for as long as possible. Then lose that person to some stupid shit. Bam, you're already dead. It costs no money to fall for a person. Only your soul lol.

But don't listen to me, I'm only speaking out of hurt. And though it costs nothing to really fall in true love, you'll have to be broke to keep the relationship going sometimes lol.

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY replied with this 3 months ago, 7 minutes later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #691,381

the latest posts are just kind of sad. needs more memes

bhutan replied with this 3 months ago, 3 hours later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #691,426

@691,379 (0)
Just don't stalk her creep

000 replied with this 3 months ago, 3 hours later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #691,603

I know, I've stopped. You'd creep if you were with someone so long and then left without explanation.

I just remembered something that's actually relevant to this thread. You know how you're not supposed to climb power lines? Sneak out, preferably at night so no one will notice and try to stop you, but climb a tower. You should climb high. Don't think of anything because that'll fuck everything up. But just climb and perhaps you'll either get electrocuted, or just fall from a height that you won't recover from. No money, and boom. Dead. Hopefully.

bhutan replied with this 3 months ago, 29 minutes later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #691,620

@previous (000)
Why would you come up with a convoluted plan like that
Wth

000 replied with this 3 months ago, 27 minutes later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #691,646

Not really that difficult, Bhutan.

Nexi !tRAnsGiRLo replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #691,647

600

bhutan replied with this 3 months ago, 5 minutes later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #691,649

@691,646 (000)
yeah its not difficult but why the fuck would you electrocute yourself
Its just strange

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000 replied with this 3 months ago, 22 hours later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #691,903

To die. I know it sounds gruesome, but if it works out well, you can die instantly for free.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 3 months ago, 1 hour later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #691,928

Doug.

Tired1313 joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 day later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #692,282

I have a newer ford f150. I've read that it doesn't produce enough carbon monoxide to do the trick is this true. Garden hose from the tailpipe to the window, sealed

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 19 minutes later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #692,286

if you post me your address i'll send the gear myself

bhutan joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 4 hours later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #692,329

@691,903 (000)
ok fair enough. it at least falls under 'under 20 dollars'

Tired1313 replied with this 3 months ago, 1 day later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #692,784

Sorry not going to post an address. I just want to know if it would produce enough carbon monoxide to do the trick

Anonymous Z-204 joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 3 days later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #693,853

Hey Green I read your story of your life wayyyyyyyyyy up on the thread. Ive had quite the similar life myself and I know how the emptiness can effect one. If you want a new friend ( I don't have that many and those I do I cant see because they live literally a couple hundred miles away) the id be happy to be one. I have skype email and kik. offer is always open mate. :)

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 3 months ago, 2 hours later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #693,907

@previous (Z-204)
Hey, a friend sounds good! Sorry of you are feeling suicidal. You should check out the rest of the site though, we are mostly friendly and a lot of us have problems too. This thread is in the first or second page when I Google search suicide methods.

Green !BEERiVqJJw double-posted this 3 months ago, 3 minutes later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #693,909

@693,853 (Z-204)
By the way, that was copy-pasted from a member who used to post here called Leonidas. He tragically took his own life.

Anonymous Z-203 replied with this 3 months ago, 13 minutes later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #693,916

@693,853 (Z-204)
yeah lol those were just ramblings from one of our most insane posters and not green's personal story so
Congrats on outing yourself as a creep

000 replied with this 3 months ago, 5 hours later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #693,953

For a thread on suicide, it's good to see life here.

Anonymous Z-205 joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 35 minutes later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #693,955

I nearly killed myself a couple of weeks due to depression. I don't need a cheap way to kill myself. A buckshot shell costs about a dollar, a box of .22 costs about 10 dollars, a box of 9mm costs about $15. I have options and I have been considering which way I want to go. Plenty of handbangers or boomsticks. Messy or clean? Do I want to do it in my home or do it at work in front of everyone and make a scene and never be forgotten? I have given it serious thought.

One of these days I am going to end up being dead. I should have done it last time, I just didn't want to leave without saying goodbye and that got me in trouble. Next time I won't wait for a response.

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Mo joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 5 days later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #695,662

If any of you really are going to kill yourself then do it for a good cause, donate your organs. Search on the internet for people looking for organ donors. Become useful

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bhutan joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 6 minutes later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #695,664

@previous (Mo)

> If any of you really are going to kill yourself then do it for a good cause, donate your organs. Search on the internet for people looking for organ donors. Become useful

good advice
check that box next time you're at the DMV y'all it could save someone who wants to live's life
also don't obliterate your body someone else might need your parts
inform the authorities so that your organs don't spoil
thanks mo

Maybe one day replied with this 3 months ago, 10 hours later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #695,823

When it gets to a certain stage in your life all them petty, small excuses to why you can't do it go away. And even that guilty feeling to what it will do to your family actually goes away. The once worried thought of how painful hanging yourself would be goes away. And it actually becomes a relief thought so to speak. So next Thursday I'm going to a tree and hanging myself. I hope whoever is drawn to this site finds some purpose in life.

Anonymous Z-208 joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 5 minutes later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #695,828

@previous (Maybe one day)
You are not alone, Ill be doing it to soon too.

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #695,829

@695,823 (Maybe one day)
Why next Thursday? Who's likely to find your body?

000 replied with this 3 months ago, 4 days later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #697,010

Maybe one day, I hope you've deeply considered what you plan to do. It pains me that I can't reach you from here in Texas, but I have the impression that you're a good person. I still wanna consider the option I have to end it but I it will truly be detrimental for people around me. My family will suffer, and though I don't have children, I'm still at home with my parents and brothers and I know that it will be a fuct up thing to grow up knowing your oldest brother didn't wanna stick around long enough to experience life with us. It's not like I'm leaving them to live my life elsewhere, or with another family, but it will still be a pain that won't ever leave. And you decide your own time. If you'd want it to be a week from now, then make this week memorable. Who cares who finds your body? You won't care, you'd be dead. A homeless, a hiker, just hopefully not a child.

611 joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 2 days later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #697,629

wow. i actually read all the thread. i was thinking of hanging, but charcoal seems to be cleaner and easier. The hanging thing creeps me out

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 3 months ago, 44 minutes later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #697,650

@previous (611)
@697,010 (000)
I suggest you check out the rest of the site before you do anything.

000 replied with this 2 months ago, 7 hours later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #697,824

Idk. I have a coworker who nearly died of overdosing painkillers and before he died, he was in the ER getting the charcoal pumped into his stomach. It drys the fuck out of your stomach so you heave absolutely everything in there. He described it as a violent-ass contraction. I wouldn't do that. Surviving this sucks, but may only be temporary. May.

611 replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #697,838

just to contribute, overdose is awful if done wrong, i think only Nembutal works (obviously i don't really know). I took aspirin, 500 mg, 80 pills. Vomiting, dizziness and also charcoal pumped into my stomach. 5 horrible days of agony in the hospital and temporary deafness. Didn't hear the first days, then i regain hearing little by little, but i can't tell if i hear as before.

Mo replied with this 2 months ago, 1 day later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #698,507

get life insurance before you do this so your family can benefit from this.. Make it look like you died naturally so the claim becomes easy! Good luck!

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 2 months ago, 10 minutes later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #698,508

@697,824 (000)

It didn't kill me and I didn't go to hospital over it either, just vomited a lot. It's the stupidest thing I ever did.

000 replied with this 2 months ago, 17 hours later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #698,690

I just realized that 611 meant burning charcoal indoors, not surviving an overdose to get charcoal pumped lol. That sounds easier than other methods, but you don't units how long you'd have to endure the irritating smoke before enough ov the carbon monoxide kills you. And I'm not sure about clean, but your entire home will smell like BBQ for days. Ov course, this shouldn't matter if you die, but it'll suck surviving it.

3AM joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 2 days later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #699,360

I don't remeber why i even searched " what is the quickest way to die"
But I'm sure glad i did, this was entertaining!

Anonymous Z-211 joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 day later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #699,724

Aw man these comments are awesome

Anonymous Z-212 joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 4 days later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #701,087

Stick your head through the open moonroof of your car and push the close button

000 replied with this 2 months ago, 36 minutes later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #701,092

Being decapitated is a favorite here on this thread. Play the Nihility album while you're at it too. [Bangs head. Head falls off.]

squeegee replied with this 2 months ago, 19 minutes later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #701,097

@699,360 (3AM)
yeah, like i've said before. this thread has been great about bringing new users to the board, but it's been shit at retention.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 2 months ago, 1 day later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #701,635

What is a good way to go out for my birthday this Sunday?

000 replied with this 2 months ago, 18 hours later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #701,771

It won't be cheap, and you'll probably knock out, or do something reckless (lol irony) that you won't remember, but alcohol poisoning. Just buy some Everclear and down it all by yourself. Maybe throw in a large bottle ov pain killers. Don't throw up, btw. If executed correctly, this can be pretty lethal.

RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #701,775

@previous (000)
> Just buy some Everclear and down it all by yourself.
Bert has been doing this for years, yet he is still very alive.

bhutto joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 27 seconds later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #701,776

@701,771 (000)
dude shut up

000 replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #701,795

My mild trolling still contributes more to this thread than you being alive probably does.

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Shameless joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 day later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #702,109

Yup officially lost interest until tomorrow probably.

Shameless double-posted this 2 months ago, 5 minutes later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #702,110

I just figured it out if your so contemp on offing yourself just shoot me first. After you shoot me you will have to do it or face prison time.

Anonymous Z-215 joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #702,138

@30,790 (I)

> What state do you live in? Most places you can buy syringes at a pharmacy without a prescription, or at least go to a needle exchange.

In Alaska only doctors can have syringes unless you actually have a prescription

Pper joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 weeks later, 5.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #708,140

@513,038 (Z-83)
Well this thread was interesting.

Anonymous Z-217 joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 day later, 5.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #708,456

I feel like shyte, got mental desease for 14 years now, my life span is probably reduced by 20 years because of drug abuse and use of anti psychotics.

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY replied with this 1 month ago, 26 minutes later, 5.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #708,462

@previous (Z-217)
If your lifespan is already reduced by 20 years, what's the point of suicide?

Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 1 month ago, 2 days later, 5.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #709,327

@previous (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)

Something to do

Anonymous Z-218 joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 weeks later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #714,386

@31,192 (hamfist !XPeqoqTFAE)

> Just slit your wrists and bleed out. Doesn't really hurt

Don't listen to him. As a survivor of slitting my wrist downward, it is close to the worse pain I have been in.

Anonymous Z-219 joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 21 hours later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #714,704

@previous (Z-218)

> > Just slit your wrists and bleed out. Doesn't really hurt
>
> Don't listen to him. As a survivor of slitting my wrist downward, it is close to the worse pain I have been in.

lmao you havent been through much pain then

anonymous joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 1 day later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #715,209

How can I kill myself as quickly as possible maybe in 3 or 4 hours?

Anonymous Z-221 joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 33 minutes later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #715,216

@previous (anonymous)
Get a gun and then in 3 or 4 hours blow your brains out.

Lilly joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 5 hours later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #715,286

I have been victim of alcohol abuse, my father was an alcoholic and he beat me up. I have never experienced peace in my life, my life is a total disaster. I do go to church. My brother because of the abuse is now in a mental care facility. I have no hope in regaining a normal life.

replied with this 3 weeks ago, 14 hours later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #715,480

@715,209 (anonymous)
wow that is not quick

Lilly joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #715,522

You should know I had abortion. I am gonna kill myself!

replied with this 3 weeks ago, 17 minutes later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #715,525

@previous (Lilly)
bye

Anonymous Z-224 joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 6 days later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #717,785

Ironic that this thread is still alive. It was the first search result for me. I just read every single post over an hour or so....

Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 3 weeks ago, 24 minutes later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #717,790

Externally hosted image@previous (Z-224)

less positive 明王 replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #717,811

@30,783 (sim !.biSsjaMxA)

> I think my idea for a painful and cheap suicide are the best. And my idea has options to upgrade your suicide to a rockstar level. You could go wild and get a custom made tooth pick with a little diamond in the top.

kinda miss sim

less positive 明王 double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 12 minutes later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #717,815

@483,777 (MORDOR)

> Get member of a shoot club, its the legal way of possession of a gun. I have a friend who has two guns at least. One to kill elephants and one Luger. He regularly goes to the woods to kill animals or to shoot cans. Be member of a hunting club, get the gun. You'll always have it, just in case. Now don't be lazy all it takes is a membership.

shit this fools been here for like 2.3 years?? wow

000 replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 day later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #718,295

Part of what I love about this thread. Some of the ones who post are consistent.

ma nama chef joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 week later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #721,227

This post makes me happy inside.

Anonymous Z-226 joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 6 days later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #722,736

Z-226 get

Edit: ffffuuuu-

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Anonymous Z-227 joined in and replied with this 15 hours ago, 13 hours later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #722,821

I wonder if anyone actually succeeded using tips from this thread. I guess we'll never know.
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