Topic: I have applied as management to almost 10 restaurants now
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih started this discussion 1.3 year ago #162
Guess which ones are going to hire me? That's right, none! I love life!
jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 13 minutes later[^] [v] #2,814
Only 10? There is bound to be many more than that. Try showing a little more sack. Might as well be working while you look for a better job. If you get turned down, take a chance and ask if they are hiring anything. You couldn't be a cook since you have another job (I understand cooks work crazy hours), but you could be a host or wait tables. You have restaurant experience, no? No one will think of it if you are willing to take any position in this economic climate.
Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 4 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,816
You're doing it wrong, lol.The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,818
@previous
Nah..I am very experienced in the restaurant business. I know how to do it, but most of them make you apply online, where you have no personal interaction.
Nah..I am very experienced in the restaurant business. I know how to do it, but most of them make you apply online, where you have no personal interaction.
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) double-posted this 1.3 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,901
Well, Taco Belll, KFC, McDonald's., and Burger King rejected me. Apparently being competent, experienced, and capable, mean you are "over-qualified" whatever the hell that means. Why would a business NOT want very qualified people??
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,905
Try applying as clearer and work your way up.
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,907
@previous
I have done that. Fuck that. I have an MA, years of experience at all levels in some of the country's finest restaurants. I have graduated from a prestigious culinary school, pastry school, and bartending school. I know more about gastronomy than anyone does. I refuse to work 100 hours per week cleaning feces off of walls, and still not making enough to survive. If I am going to be poor, I do not want to be poor AND a shit cleaner.
I have done that. Fuck that. I have an MA, years of experience at all levels in some of the country's finest restaurants. I have graduated from a prestigious culinary school, pastry school, and bartending school. I know more about gastronomy than anyone does. I refuse to work 100 hours per week cleaning feces off of walls, and still not making enough to survive. If I am going to be poor, I do not want to be poor AND a shit cleaner.
Anonymous E replied with this 1.3 year ago, 40 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,908
@previous
What about your inheritance?
What about your inheritance?
Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 14 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,909
@2,901
1. You have to pay them more
2. They are often at odds with corporate management because they know they are overqualified and think they can do things their own way
3. Longevity issues, they will leave as soon as they get a proper job.
1. You have to pay them more
2. They are often at odds with corporate management because they know they are overqualified and think they can do things their own way
3. Longevity issues, they will leave as soon as they get a proper job.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 19 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,910
You are grossly incompetent and can't even manage a tiny Internet forum let alone a restaurant.
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 24 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,911
@2,908
PhD required. No federal loan money. Thus, I cannot get a PhD until I save up tens of thousands of dollars.
PhD required. No federal loan money. Thus, I cannot get a PhD until I save up tens of thousands of dollars.
RF !rFox/iQSaQ joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 44 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,914
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 28 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,916
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I would have to move to NYC, which I cannot afford.
I would have to move to NYC, which I cannot afford.
Anonymous E replied with this 1.3 year ago, 9 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,917
@2,911
So your family is so harsh they wont help you when they're obviously loaded.
So your family is so harsh they wont help you when they're obviously loaded.
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,919
@previous
Correct. One side of my family is loaded, and refuses to help me. They repeat that Sean Hannity line "hurrr durrr just get a job you lazy bum!" when they inherited all their money and have never worked a day in heir lives, much less cleaning negroidal feces off of toilet walls.
Correct. One side of my family is loaded, and refuses to help me. They repeat that Sean Hannity line "hurrr durrr just get a job you lazy bum!" when they inherited all their money and have never worked a day in heir lives, much less cleaning negroidal feces off of toilet walls.
henn !NePD4JH0HI joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,922
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 52 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,923
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Lie by pretending I am unqualified?
Lie by pretending I am unqualified?
henn !NePD4JH0HI replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,926
@previous
Reverse the polarity.
Reverse the polarity.
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,928
@previous
lol like Costanza on Seinfeld...I will just do the opposite of everything I have been doing.
lol like Costanza on Seinfeld...I will just do the opposite of everything I have been doing.
Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k replied with this 1.3 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,933
@previous
What do you have to lose?
What do you have to lose?
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,936
@previous
Lots.
Lots.
Clyde Cash !!UP4vRKCUX joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,937
@2,907
> I have an MA, years of experience at all levels in some of the country's finest restaurants. I have graduated from a prestigious culinary school, pastry school, and bartending school.
> Can't get a job anywhere
This sounds unbelievably shady and questionable. It doesn't add up.
> I have an MA, years of experience at all levels in some of the country's finest restaurants. I have graduated from a prestigious culinary school, pastry school, and bartending school.
> Can't get a job anywhere
This sounds unbelievably shady and questionable. It doesn't add up.
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The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 32 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,938
@previous
Sorry, but it is true.
Sorry, but it is true.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,942
Work is for jerks, dudebro. Don't work. Collect welfare.
Clyde Cash !!UP4vRKCUX replied with this 1.3 year ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #2,946
@2,938
Of course you would say that. But we as the observers can tell that something isn't right here.
Of course you would say that. But we as the observers can tell that something isn't right here.
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 29 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #2,952
@previous
Whatever.
Whatever.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #2,961
Try getting a job at the nicest steakhouse in town.
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 25 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #2,979
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 16 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #4,277
You've only submitted 10 job applications in one week? Even if you were submitting ten times that amount, you’ll still be a middle-aged man living with his mother for a long time.
You should spend every waking moment submitting job applications. Go to a library and look up how to write a résumé and cover letter. Stop thinking that having a Master’s Degree in languages from a state university makes you better than anybody. Right now, consider yourself the scum of the earth. No place of employment should be “under” you.
You should spend every waking moment submitting job applications. Go to a library and look up how to write a résumé and cover letter. Stop thinking that having a Master’s Degree in languages from a state university makes you better than anybody. Right now, consider yourself the scum of the earth. No place of employment should be “under” you.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 8 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #4,279
@OP
Maybe tone it down a bit? Say you were a manager at (for example) Applebees instead of the five star La grande maison de repas hors de prix in New York City.
Maybe tone it down a bit? Say you were a manager at (for example) Applebees instead of the five star La grande maison de repas hors de prix in New York City.
jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 1.3 year ago, 29 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #4,285
@previous
Yea, but he should keep his criminal record on there. KFC is probably used to it.
Yea, but he should keep his criminal record on there. KFC is probably used to it.
Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k replied with this 1.3 year ago, 57 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #4,319
@previous
Everything you post is pure hilarity.
Everything you post is pure hilarity.
Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 1.3 year ago, 23 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #4,346
@4,277
> You've only submitted 10 job applications in one week? Even if you were submitting ten times that amount, you’ll still be a middle-aged man living with his mother for a long time.
>
Thank you child; this was needed.
@4,285
Your sense of humour is so dry I could double the size of Europe with just a gram.
> You've only submitted 10 job applications in one week? Even if you were submitting ten times that amount, you’ll still be a middle-aged man living with his mother for a long time.
>
Thank you child; this was needed.
@4,285
Your sense of humour is so dry I could double the size of Europe with just a gram.
residentFUZZ replied with this 1.3 year ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,472
i hear you bro. if i didnt have my side business, i dunno what i do.
well, my girl actually makes bank, she does some shit with tranlsating arabic, so she'd cover the rent. if i didnt have her though, then id have to move back in with my rents. well, nah, id probably move in wth my boy derrick. or maybe Ari, fucker just got himself a fucking sweet condo. he has this insane trust, but he just broke seven figures last year, legit. he'd let me use his old place. i guess im just fortunate, cause i got my girl and my friends.
still, i havent been able to find work since i lost my job at the shoneys. its beat cause i liek the food there,
well, my girl actually makes bank, she does some shit with tranlsating arabic, so she'd cover the rent. if i didnt have her though, then id have to move back in with my rents. well, nah, id probably move in wth my boy derrick. or maybe Ari, fucker just got himself a fucking sweet condo. he has this insane trust, but he just broke seven figures last year, legit. he'd let me use his old place. i guess im just fortunate, cause i got my girl and my friends.
still, i havent been able to find work since i lost my job at the shoneys. its beat cause i liek the food there,
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,486
@4,319
That's because he's delusional.
That's because he's delusional.
AC !tyLmN8C16E joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,490
@previous
Self-hating pedo detected.
Self-hating pedo detected.
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,497
I just finished applying to my 20th business. So far, fucking nothing. Hope and Change™
residentFUZZ replied with this 1.3 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,500
@previous
have you been doing all your applying online? maybe you need to just go in and drop a resume off in person. shit wasn't on the Internet 7 years ago when I was working at the a&w
have you been doing all your applying online? maybe you need to just go in and drop a resume off in person. shit wasn't on the Internet 7 years ago when I was working at the a&w
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,504
@previous
I have done both. When they force you to do it online, I have to. Otherwise, I go in person. I am going to apply to a sushi place in a bit in person.
I have done both. When they force you to do it online, I have to. Otherwise, I go in person. I am going to apply to a sushi place in a bit in person.
The Truth joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 29 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,550
Why don't you start as a waiter or a cook assistant first, you fucking egocentric imbecile failure?
You have no real work experience.
You have no real work experience.
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,552
@previous
As I have said, I am "over-qualified" and I am trying for those jobs too, you fucking assumptive cocksucker.
As I have said, I am "over-qualified" and I am trying for those jobs too, you fucking assumptive cocksucker.
Anonymous Q replied with this 1.3 year ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,557
Are you getting interviews? I thought you had a job, what happened to that?
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Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,558
@4,552
Seriously dude, start selling drugs. It can be a great business. Start with weed or whatever, then once you have enough money saved up, you can move on to bigger and better drugs. If you have the knowledge and the investment money to make LSD, you could make a huge profit.
Seriously dude, start selling drugs. It can be a great business. Start with weed or whatever, then once you have enough money saved up, you can move on to bigger and better drugs. If you have the knowledge and the investment money to make LSD, you could make a huge profit.
Anonymous Q replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,559
@4,490
Jawhurt pussy detected.
Jawhurt pussy detected.
Anonymous Q double-posted this 1.3 year ago, 57 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,560
@4,558
Gentlemen-bachelor-about-town-mom-basement-dweller-sells-drugs-at-school
Gentlemen-bachelor-about-town-mom-basement-dweller-sells-drugs-at-school
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,561
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Everybody likes drugs. There is no shame is being a businessman and selling the people what they want.
Everybody likes drugs. There is no shame is being a businessman and selling the people what they want.
Anonymous Q replied with this 1.3 year ago, 52 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,562
@previous
It requires social connections first and foremost, even more so than normal jobs.
It requires social connections first and foremost, even more so than normal jobs.
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 1.3 year ago, 22 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,564
@previous
DM can use his mafia connections.
DM can use his mafia connections.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 29 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,566
@4,552
> over-qualified
There's no such thing, in my opinion. Qualification are good things.
> over-qualified
There's no such thing, in my opinion. Qualification are good things.
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The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,584
@4,561
How do I start? I do not want to hang out in bad neighborhoods on the corner, or go around saying, "Hey, do you do drugs?"
How do I start? I do not want to hang out in bad neighborhoods on the corner, or go around saying, "Hey, do you do drugs?"
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) double-posted this 1.3 year ago, 19 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,585
@4,566
I agree, but most businesses do not.
I agree, but most businesses do not.
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,587
@4,584
Just get some seeds and grow the plants yourself. Cannabis seeds are legal, since they contain no THC- therefore you can buy them off the internet. Hell, I have a goddamn drawer full myself. Get some books on growing. If you grow your own plants, you could make a nice profit.
Just get some seeds and grow the plants yourself. Cannabis seeds are legal, since they contain no THC- therefore you can buy them off the internet. Hell, I have a goddamn drawer full myself. Get some books on growing. If you grow your own plants, you could make a nice profit.
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,588
@previous
How would I find customers? What about avoiding federal prison?
How would I find customers? What about avoiding federal prison?
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) double-posted this 1.3 year ago, 35 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,589
I am also thinking of doing POV porn. I have a video camera. I could pay everyday girls a couple hundred to let me screw them and film it, and make a website. What do you think?
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 1.3 year ago, 46 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,590
@4,588
Customers are easy. People from all walks of life enjoy weed. Just start talking to people. All you have to do to avoid federal prison is be careful and coy.
Customers are easy. People from all walks of life enjoy weed. Just start talking to people. All you have to do to avoid federal prison is be careful and coy.
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc double-posted this 1.3 year ago, 21 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,591
@4,589
i'd watch it
i'd watch it
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,593
@4,590
So, how much could I sell weed for if I grew it in a secret lot that is nowhere near where I live?
So, how much could I sell weed for if I grew it in a secret lot that is nowhere near where I live?
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 1.3 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,594
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40 dollars per quarter oz. If you want to cheat a customer, you can take an orange peel, put it in a bag of weed for a few days, and then the weed will be stickier and will have a different aroma- you can then sell it as high quality "hydro"- but be warned, this only works on dumb middle school kids or REALLY dumb high school kids (also, only do this if you think a customer has 0 chance of being a repeat customer).
40 dollars per quarter oz. If you want to cheat a customer, you can take an orange peel, put it in a bag of weed for a few days, and then the weed will be stickier and will have a different aroma- you can then sell it as high quality "hydro"- but be warned, this only works on dumb middle school kids or REALLY dumb high school kids (also, only do this if you think a customer has 0 chance of being a repeat customer).
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,595
@previous
Wow...so, how many ounces can I get off of one plant?
Wow...so, how many ounces can I get off of one plant?
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,596
@previous
a small plant can yield about 3 ounces or so. A larger plant can yield up to a few pounds.
a small plant can yield about 3 ounces or so. A larger plant can yield up to a few pounds.
Anonymous Q replied with this 1.3 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,597
@4,593
If you grow it outside there's no way to prevent males, which means your product will have seeds and be of low quality. So you wouldn't make shit. This isn't even the right time of year to be growing outdoors. Stop listening to jack the viking, he clearly doesn't have experience doing this
If you grow it outside there's no way to prevent males, which means your product will have seeds and be of low quality. So you wouldn't make shit. This isn't even the right time of year to be growing outdoors. Stop listening to jack the viking, he clearly doesn't have experience doing this
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,599
@previous
No, I don't have experience doing this, that's why I recommend reading literature on the subject.
No, I don't have experience doing this, that's why I recommend reading literature on the subject.
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc double-posted this 1.3 year ago, 26 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,601
@4,597
Also, I NEVER suggested he grow outdoors, that was HIS idea.
Also, I NEVER suggested he grow outdoors, that was HIS idea.
Anonymous Q replied with this 1.3 year ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,606
@4,599
It's not a bad source of extra income, but there's no way he can make this his primary source of income.
Now if he had enough money to rent a house and run a full-scale grow op, or if he knew someone who imports or owns a grow op themselves, then yes this would be a great source of revenue.
But 1 or two plants or knowing a dealer who's already far down the food chain isn't going to cut it.
It's not a bad source of extra income, but there's no way he can make this his primary source of income.
Now if he had enough money to rent a house and run a full-scale grow op, or if he knew someone who imports or owns a grow op themselves, then yes this would be a great source of revenue.
But 1 or two plants or knowing a dealer who's already far down the food chain isn't going to cut it.
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 40 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,608
@4,596
So say I had a plant with a pound of weed...16 ounces to a pound, $40 per 4 ounces, so about $150 a plant?
So say I had a plant with a pound of weed...16 ounces to a pound, $40 per 4 ounces, so about $150 a plant?
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 1.3 year ago, 3 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,609
@4,606
I have faith in his ability to find a distributor high up on the chain.
I have faith in his ability to find a distributor high up on the chain.
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 46 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,610
I think I am probably too scared of prison to try this lol.
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 1.3 year ago, 25 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,613
@4,608
It's really not common for a weed plant to yield that much, thats a best case scenario.
It's really not common for a weed plant to yield that much, thats a best case scenario.
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc double-posted this 1.3 year ago, 32 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,614
@4,610
also, it's 40 dollars per quarter oz, not per 4 oz
also, it's 40 dollars per quarter oz, not per 4 oz
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 9 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,616
@4,613
Ah well, I am too scared to make money that way. I just need a fucking job, or an eccentric and generous rich person to give me some cash temporarily.
Ah well, I am too scared to make money that way. I just need a fucking job, or an eccentric and generous rich person to give me some cash temporarily.
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 1.3 year ago, 53 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,617
@previous
If you moved to florida, I know a guy with a coke operation that could probably use a bit of extra help.
If you moved to florida, I know a guy with a coke operation that could probably use a bit of extra help.
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 37 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,618
@previous
lol thanks...but federal prison sucks
lol thanks...but federal prison sucks
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,619
@previous
Unless you are transporting drugs across state lines, you won't go to federal prison.
Unless you are transporting drugs across state lines, you won't go to federal prison.
Anonymous Q replied with this 1.3 year ago, 38 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,620
@4,616
Ingvar Kamprad
Ingvar Kamprad
Ash Ketchup !bbKEtchUp. joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,630
DM should read the Taimapedia.
Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,655
@4,619
> Unless you are transporting drugs across state lines, you won't go to federal prison.
Jan. 28, 2011 -- Colorado pot grower gets 5 years in federal prison
> Unless you are transporting drugs across state lines, you won't go to federal prison.
Jan. 28, 2011 -- Colorado pot grower gets 5 years in federal prison
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 1.3 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,658
@previous
I'm trying to be encouraging, don't scare DM like that.
I'm trying to be encouraging, don't scare DM like that.
Anonymous W replied with this 1.3 year ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,661
@previous
LOL I think DM would be good at keeping it quiet. Any time anyone asked where he got it, he could invent some crazy story about a dealer he has in New Orleans or a mafia connection he has. Growing could be his secret double life.
LOL I think DM would be good at keeping it quiet. Any time anyone asked where he got it, he could invent some crazy story about a dealer he has in New Orleans or a mafia connection he has. Growing could be his secret double life.
Anonymous Q replied with this 1.3 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,663
@4,658
You are suggesting that a middle aged man who lives with mom and took over nineteen years to get a bachelors and masters degree to start selling drugs.
You are suggesting that a middle aged man who lives with mom and took over nineteen years to get a bachelors and masters degree to start selling drugs.
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 1.3 year ago, 45 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,665
@previous
Yes I am.
Yes I am.
Anonymous Q replied with this 1.3 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,674
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
He's been "29" for at least three years now. Public records suggest otherwise.
He's been "29" for at least three years now. Public records suggest otherwise.
AC !tyLmN8C16E replied with this 1.3 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,681
@4,661
Ks has a secret double life, but we haven’t heard if he’s still alive…
Ks has a secret double life, but we haven’t heard if he’s still alive…
Anonymous W replied with this 1.3 year ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,693
@previous
WTF happened to him anyway? I assumed he just went anon or quit, but I never heard the details. Was he trading secret Windows XP tuneup tips to the Chinese or something?
WTF happened to him anyway? I assumed he just went anon or quit, but I never heard the details. Was he trading secret Windows XP tuneup tips to the Chinese or something?
Anonymous Q replied with this 1.3 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,699
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
How much is he paying you to constantly suck his dick?
How much is he paying you to constantly suck his dick?
AC !tyLmN8C16E replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,704
@4,693
He does seem to grow, manufacture, and/or deliver illegal substances. Nobody has heard from him, and the mods say he’s not anon.
O_O
He does seem to grow, manufacture, and/or deliver illegal substances. Nobody has heard from him, and the mods say he’s not anon.
O_O
Anonymous Q replied with this 1.3 year ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,748
@previous
Seriously? He seemed anti-drug. Was he cooking meth or something else?
Seriously? He seemed anti-drug. Was he cooking meth or something else?
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 1.3 year ago, 51 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,750
Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,754
Do you even have a business degree?
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,761
@previous
No. But I have two culinary degrees, a bartending degree, and years of experience in restaurant management.
No. But I have two culinary degrees, a bartending degree, and years of experience in restaurant management.
Anonymous Q replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,767
@4,750
Uhm, the Ks who was teetotaler...
Uhm, the Ks who was teetotaler...
Anonymous Q double-posted this 1.3 year ago, 34 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,769
@4,761
certification ≠degree
certification ≠degree
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,773
@previous
No, I have DEGREES, not certifications. I have two culinary DEGREES and a bartending DEGREE.
No, I have DEGREES, not certifications. I have two culinary DEGREES and a bartending DEGREE.
Anonymous Q replied with this 1.3 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,778
@previous
You said that you went to a 2 week bartending school.
You said that you went to a 2 week bartending school.
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 26 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,780
@previous
I still got a degree. The culinary school was years.
I still got a degree. The culinary school was years.
Anonymous Q replied with this 1.3 year ago, 45 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,783
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 31 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,784
@previous
No, sorry. You are wrong. I have real culinary degrees. Those are fake and worthless. Mine are genuine.
No, sorry. You are wrong. I have real culinary degrees. Those are fake and worthless. Mine are genuine.
Anonymous Q replied with this 1.3 year ago, 38 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,787
@previous
A two week program isn't a degree. Stop abusing the English language immediately.
A two week program isn't a degree. Stop abusing the English language immediately.
AC !tyLmN8C16E replied with this 1.3 year ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,805
@previous
That’s how bartending programs work, bud. They’re quite simple.
That’s how bartending programs work, bud. They’re quite simple.
Anonymous Q replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,814
@previous
It's still not a "bartending degree", bud. It's called a certification. Grow up and leave.
It's still not a "bartending degree", bud. It's called a certification. Grow up and leave.
Anonymous Q double-posted this 1.3 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,824
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,836
There is no official government "certification" for bartenders. Anyone can be a bartender, with or without training. That is the law. Period. You are wrong.
Anonymous Q replied with this 1.3 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,851
@previous
> Louisiana requires that all alcohol sellers/servers and bartenders become certified. Louisiana requires that you take state certification under the supervision of a live instructor and unfortunately, cannot be obtained online from PSCC. http://www.servercertificationcorp.com/state.php?statecode=%27LA%27
Get fucked.
> Louisiana requires that all alcohol sellers/servers and bartenders become certified. Louisiana requires that you take state certification under the supervision of a live instructor and unfortunately, cannot be obtained online from PSCC. http://www.servercertificationcorp.com/state.php?statecode=%27LA%27
Get fucked.
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 47 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,854
@previous
BULLSHIT. You have to take a course by the GOVERNMENT about not serving to minors, etc. You do NOT have to go to a bartending school, which I DID.
BULLSHIT. You have to take a course by the GOVERNMENT about not serving to minors, etc. You do NOT have to go to a bartending school, which I DID.
Anonymous Q replied with this 1.3 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,866
@previous
A 2 week program is more similar to: http://instantdegrees.com than it is to even an associates degree.
A 2 week program is more similar to: http://instantdegrees.com than it is to even an associates degree.
Anonymous Q double-posted this 1.3 year ago, 40 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,869
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
YOu still go to school to get certified...it doesn't change the facts.
YOu still go to school to get certified...it doesn't change the facts.
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 35 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,871
@4,866
It is not an academic degree, Einstein. It is a training course, but it is a degree, not a "certification." The only "certification" that the state requires is a course on minors and drunk driving. You watch a film of people dying. It lasts a day or something. What I have is TRAINING.
It is not an academic degree, Einstein. It is a training course, but it is a degree, not a "certification." The only "certification" that the state requires is a course on minors and drunk driving. You watch a film of people dying. It lasts a day or something. What I have is TRAINING.
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) double-posted this 1.3 year ago, 41 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,874
LOL it is not a "school." It is a little room in a white old house where they make you watch videos of drunk drivers burnt corpses.
@4,869
@4,869
Anonymous Q replied with this 1.3 year ago, 40 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,876
@4,871
> What I have is TRAINING.
So stop calling it a degree. The common usage of a degree is at least a 2 year program, not 2 week
> What I have is TRAINING.
So stop calling it a degree. The common usage of a degree is at least a 2 year program, not 2 week
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 40 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,877
@previous
No, you are referring to an academic degree. This is a bartending degree.
No, you are referring to an academic degree. This is a bartending degree.
Anonymous Q replied with this 1.3 year ago, 37 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,879
@previous
No, you are referring to a bartending training course.
No, you are referring to a bartending training course.
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 28 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,880
@previous
Yes, and that course provides a degree.
Yes, and that course provides a degree.
Anonymous Q replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,884
Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 41 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,887
I applied every day for two months before I got a single call back.
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,901
@4,884
Ok, high school guy. You know much more about life, and the restaurant business, than I do. You win. Congrats. You are now an expert.
Ok, high school guy. You know much more about life, and the restaurant business, than I do. You win. Congrats. You are now an expert.
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) double-posted this 1.3 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,910
@4,887
Hope and Change™
Hope and Change™
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) triple-posted this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,912
Today, I applied to 5 restaurants, and 10 translation jobs online. FML
Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 1.3 year ago, 14 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,913
@4,910
I have since had six job interviews without a single call back, lol. Persistence will pay off, sir.
I have since had six job interviews without a single call back, lol. Persistence will pay off, sir.
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 52 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,915
@previous
Sorry bro..did you ever get a job? I have applied to 30 places now lol.
Sorry bro..did you ever get a job? I have applied to 30 places now lol.
Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 1.3 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,923
@previous
Not yet. I've applied to maybe 100 places.
Not yet. I've applied to maybe 100 places.
Anonymous Q replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,927
@4,901
I'm actually finishing up my PhD and already have a job lined up in upper-level restaurant mangement, but whatever, think what you want if that makes you feel comfortable.
I'm actually finishing up my PhD and already have a job lined up in upper-level restaurant mangement, but whatever, think what you want if that makes you feel comfortable.
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,930
@previous
LMAO oh okay.
LMAO oh okay.
Anonymous Q replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,937
@previous
I was going to try and set you up with a position from my professional network, but since you keep acting like an arrogant asshole a masters degree isn't that big of a deal I've decided otherwise.
I was going to try and set you up with a position from my professional network, but since you keep acting like an arrogant asshole a masters degree isn't that big of a deal I've decided otherwise.
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,941
@previous
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Anonymous Q replied with this 1.3 year ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,984
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
Huh?
Huh?
Anonymous Q double-posted this 1.3 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,992
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
18th century architecture applied to culinary experiences and perception.
18th century architecture applied to culinary experiences and perception.
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 57 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,995
@previous
Interesting! What is your thesis idea?
Interesting! What is your thesis idea?
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,194
@4,767
> Uhm, the Ks who was teetotaler...
Right, got it. I fell through a wormhole into some sort of mirror universe.
> Uhm, the Ks who was teetotaler...
Right, got it. I fell through a wormhole into some sort of mirror universe.
Anonymous O replied with this 1.3 year ago, 47 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,296
Consider being a day laborer, OP.
The Truth replied with this 1.3 year ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,345
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,365
@previous
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) double-posted this 1.3 year ago, 27 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,366
@5,296
No. I did not spend years, money, and time on an MA, to dig ditches. I absolutely refuse.
No. I did not spend years, money, and time on an MA, to dig ditches. I absolutely refuse.
Anonymous Q replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,370
@previous
Rags to riches is possible.
Rags to riches is possible.
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 30 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,371
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
I have one manual labor. It sucks. I refuse to do that. I went to school. I will not ignore that and be miserable forever.
I have one manual labor. It sucks. I refuse to do that. I went to school. I will not ignore that and be miserable forever.
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) double-posted this 1.3 year ago, 25 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,372
@5,370
Possible, but very highly unlikely for shit cleaners.
Possible, but very highly unlikely for shit cleaners.
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) triple-posted this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,376
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
lol and there are at least 15 PhDs! Amazing! Also, everyone apparently has a great,high-paying job, and all of the wise answers to life's problems.
lol and there are at least 15 PhDs! Amazing! Also, everyone apparently has a great,high-paying job, and all of the wise answers to life's problems.
Anonymous O replied with this 1.3 year ago, 0 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,377
@5,366
So you're refusing work? Come on. You can start at $400 per week, in cash and under the table, by being a day laborer.
So you're refusing work? Come on. You can start at $400 per week, in cash and under the table, by being a day laborer.
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 32 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,379
@previous
Yes, I am refusing work that I could have gotten at 15. I did not go to school to be a shit cleaner.
Yes, I am refusing work that I could have gotten at 15. I did not go to school to be a shit cleaner.
The Truth replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,381
@5,371
> forever
You just don't know how work experience works... I've seen people starting like janitors and end up as high school teachers and people starting as waiters and ending up as head chefs of nice restaurants. And it is nobody's fault that you spent years and years studying useless shit.
Stop over-valuating yourself because when it comes to work you currently ain't worth shit. Plus, you have a shitload of unnecessary loans you have to pay and jerking off at home and posting worthless shit in a crappy forum are not going to pay them, bitch.
> forever
You just don't know how work experience works... I've seen people starting like janitors and end up as high school teachers and people starting as waiters and ending up as head chefs of nice restaurants. And it is nobody's fault that you spent years and years studying useless shit.
Stop over-valuating yourself because when it comes to work you currently ain't worth shit. Plus, you have a shitload of unnecessary loans you have to pay and jerking off at home and posting worthless shit in a crappy forum are not going to pay them, bitch.
The Truth double-posted this 1.3 year ago, 59 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,382
@5,379
Why not? You are a shit eater already.
Why not? You are a shit eater already.
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 2 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,383
@5,381
I have worked many jobs in my life. Sure, I could work my way up, after years, to TACO BELL SHIFT MANAGER! WOW! Fuck that. I have worked too much at shit jobs to do that again. I refuse to clean up human feces with a fucking MA for minimum fucking wage.
I have worked many jobs in my life. Sure, I could work my way up, after years, to TACO BELL SHIFT MANAGER! WOW! Fuck that. I have worked too much at shit jobs to do that again. I refuse to clean up human feces with a fucking MA for minimum fucking wage.
The Truth replied with this 1.3 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,385
@previous
Waiters can make a shitload more money than their managers.
Anyway, you are just a stubborn big baby with no will to work... Fuck off and get out.
Plus, you have an MA that is not worth a fucking dime, it is not our fault that you studied worthless shit nobody gives a shit about.
Prove me wrong... Oh wait, you are an unemployed 39 year old, you can't.
Waiters can make a shitload more money than their managers.
Anyway, you are just a stubborn big baby with no will to work... Fuck off and get out.
Plus, you have an MA that is not worth a fucking dime, it is not our fault that you studied worthless shit nobody gives a shit about.
Prove me wrong... Oh wait, you are an unemployed 39 year old, you can't.
Anonymous O replied with this 1.3 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,391
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
I'm just stating the facts.
I'm just stating the facts.
Anonymous Q replied with this 1.3 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,399
@5,383
Is this not why you are living in a below-ground dwelling?
Is this not why you are living in a below-ground dwelling?
Anonymous O replied with this 1.3 year ago, 24 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,401
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
You speak English. You won't have to do any of that kind of shit. They'll put you in a truck washing the street.
You speak English. You won't have to do any of that kind of shit. They'll put you in a truck washing the street.
Anonymous O double-posted this 1.3 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,405
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
I'm talking about the trucks that blast the street with water, not the "Cool Hand Luke" kind of cleaning crew.
I'm talking about the trucks that blast the street with water, not the "Cool Hand Luke" kind of cleaning crew.
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,415
It is different in French Louisiana. It really is. You just have to trust us on that. Also, I would like sincerely apologise for losing my temper tonight and saying mean things. I am just frustrated at life right now, and I took it out on my beloved love fora. I am sorry. Please forgive me.
Anonymous O replied with this 1.3 year ago, 55 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,417
@previous
You should take your anger out on somebody IN REAL LIFE, LOL.
You should take your anger out on somebody IN REAL LIFE, LOL.
Anonymous Q replied with this 1.3 year ago, 27 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,418
@5,415
Why would, especially you, take anything on the internet seriously?
Why would, especially you, take anything on the internet seriously?
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 9 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,419
@5,417
Hi, Steve.
Hi, Steve.
Anonymous O replied with this 1.3 year ago, 32 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,421
@previous
Steve who? Steve Irwin is dead.
Steve who? Steve Irwin is dead.
Anonymous Q replied with this 1.3 year ago, 27 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,423
@previous
Steve Delong.
Steve Delong.
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,424
@5,418
Because I am a human being.
Because I am a human being.
Anonymous O replied with this 1.3 year ago, 20 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,426
@5,423
Who's that?
Who's that?
Anonymous Q replied with this 1.3 year ago, 59 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,429
@5,424
With emotions?
With emotions?
The Magogo„˘ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 25 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,430
@previous
Yes.
Yes.
Anonymous O replied with this 1.3 year ago, 44 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,431
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
The guy who got killed by a stingray.
The guy who got killed by a stingray.
Anonymous Q replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,434
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
Why do fools fall in love?
Why do fools fall in love?
Anonymous O replied with this 1.3 year ago, 37 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,435
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
He insulted the stingray online.
He insulted the stingray online.
Anonymous O double-posted this 1.3 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,438
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
The stingray crashed his own ghost-hunting forum and blamed Steve for it.
The stingray crashed his own ghost-hunting forum and blamed Steve for it.
The Truth replied with this 1.3 year ago, 16 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #6,095
You's pathetic