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Topic: I just summoned an angel.

The Pony !.PonyTzEbE started this discussion 5.9 years ago #11,103

Externally hosted imageSeriously, this actually actually worked, I'm not even fucking joking. It was astounding. I saw it. It was like smoke.

In the course of a few minutes, my entire viewpoint of life was trashed and turned upside down and wrecked forever.

I think I need to go and lie down for a bit..

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5.9 years ago, 14 minutes later[^] [v] #198,770

lol what

stal joined in and replied with this 5.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #198,772

nice

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #198,774

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5.9 years ago, 16 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #198,775

now try an archangel or prinicipality

The Pony !.PonyTzEbE (OP) replied with this 5.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #198,779

@198,770 (B)

I shit you not man, 30cm in front of where I was sat. Smoke. Except it wasn't smoke, but it kind of looked like it. It had a shape. It was maybe a little bit shorter than me, I'd estimate 5 foot 8 or 9. It appeared when I asked Castiel to appear, and when I allowed him to leave it faded away. Not dissipate - fade. In front of my eyes.

I touched it. It touched me. I stretched out my left hand towards the smoke and it stretched out to my hand and touched me.

I felt something running up my veins when it touched me, something cold that made me feel happier than Ive ever felt before.

Anonymous B replied with this 5.9 years ago, 13 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #198,780

what did you request of him

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #198,788

@198,774 (D)

> So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

QFT

The Pony !.PonyTzEbE (OP) replied with this 5.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #198,790

@198,780 (B)

I asked if I could be a great storyteller.

Anonymous B replied with this 5.9 years ago, 41 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #198,792

@previous (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
are you being serious right now
are you really for real with this

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 5.9 years ago, 17 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #198,793

@198,779 (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
> Castiel

Do you have some holy oil in the event that you attract some dark forces?

The Pony !.PonyTzEbE (OP) replied with this 5.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #198,801

@previous (G)

Uh, no. I do have some cola though. Also my piss. Some guy on /x/ said that I seemed to have a great natural talent for summoning, so I shouldn't be in too much trouble. I managed to close a portal to hell that I accidentally opened.

@198,792 (B)

It's what I'd like. Feel free to ask him for your own whatever, I guess.

!VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 5.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #198,805

Rits Ritz are great with cheese.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 5.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #199,097

Except that Angels don't use sigils. Ahahaha. You were played OP.

Enjoy having a demon following you around for life.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 5.9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #199,113

@previous (J)
It's not a demon, it's an Oni, you fucktarded troll.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 5.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #199,118

@199,097 (J)
Except they do. They're just harder to find because the people who would pray to angel are the same people who, throughout history, have been told that worshiping symbols that represent spirits is idolatry and so angel symbols aren't passed down like demon symbols are. Demon sigils are easier to find simply because the people who worship demons don't give a fuck.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 double-posted this 5.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #199,121

@199,113 (K)
Castael is one of the Enochian angels.

Anonymous K replied with this 5.9 years ago, 43 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #199,123

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Fuck off, Broseph.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 5.9 years ago, 25 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #199,155

@previous (K)
mad

Anonymous K replied with this 5.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #199,156

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
What the fuck are you talking about and what is your problem?

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 5.9 years ago, 56 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #199,158

@previous (K)
You're asking me? You're the one who told me to fuck off.

Anonymous K replied with this 5.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #199,166

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Maybe because all you ever do is troll and post complete shit. If I want to read gibberish we have Syntax for that. Good riddance and thanks for doing us all a favor and reducing the amount of shit the mods need to crack down on.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 5.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #199,167

@previous (K)
Now you're just quoting me when henn claimed to be leaving. Fuck off.

Anonymous K replied with this 5.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #199,170

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Circular logic aside, you have not provided any evidence that Castael is one of the Enochian angels.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 5.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #199,172

@previous (K)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Enochian_angels#C

Anonymous K replied with this 5.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #199,176

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
> implying Wikipedia is a reputable source.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 5.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #199,177

@previous (K)
> implying Wikipedia is never reputable
> implying there are any final authorities on things like angels
Also, at least I provided something. Now you provide a source showing that Castael is an Oni.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous K replied with this 5.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #199,178

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Cool story, bro. Try not to let the jealousy tear you apart.

Anonymous E replied with this 5.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #199,179

@199,176 (K)
the reputability of a wikipedia page is all in the references, since wikipedias legion of basement dwellers only purpose in life is to revert troll edits

TrollBuster3000 joined in and replied with this 5.9 years ago, 37 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #199,210

Jesus has more authority than any angel.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 5.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #199,219

@previous (TrollBuster3000)
Go summon Jesus, then.

TrollBuster3000 replied with this 5.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #199,222

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)

I do and suggest you do likewise.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 5.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #199,236

@previous (TrollBuster3000)
You brought him back?

TrollBuster3000 replied with this 5.9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #199,250

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)

He was resurrected bro...

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 5.9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #199,278

@previous (TrollBuster3000)
Yes, but he then ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of the father, and he's not supposed to come again unless it's in glory to judge the living and the dead and his kingdom will have no end. So unless it's the apocalypse, you cannot summon Jesus.

TrollBuster3000 replied with this 5.9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #199,311

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)

Jesus physical presence isn't necessary. Besides, I am filled with Holy Spirit.

Anonymous E replied with this 5.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #199,315

@previous (TrollBuster3000)
mouth, ass, or both?

Droidium !MIeLRLAd9o joined in and replied with this 5.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #199,317

Raum ftw

TrollBuster3000 replied with this 5.9 years ago, 49 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #199,424

@199,315 (E)

el oh el

The Pony !.PonyTzEbE (OP) replied with this 5.9 years ago, 14 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #199,802

@199,210 (TrollBuster3000)

I spend 12 years of my life trying to summon Jesus and it never worked properly.

StatistSocialist3000 replied with this 5.9 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #200,356

@previous (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)

You don't summon God; He summons you.

!VoCaLoNunI replied with this 5.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #200,364

Image went missing@previous (StatistSocialist3000)
> jesus is god

StatistSocialist3000 replied with this 5.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #200,366

@previous (!VoCaLoNunI)

yes.

The Pony !.PonyTzEbE (OP) replied with this 5.9 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #200,444

@200,356 (StatistSocialist3000)

That's not how it works.

KBR !sJ6B5l9wzM joined in and replied with this 5.9 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #200,927

ZANKOKU NA TENSHI NO YOUNI
SHOUNEN YO SHINWA NI NARE

The Pony !.PonyTzEbE (OP) replied with this 5.9 years ago, 11 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #201,578

@previous (KBR !sJ6B5l9wzM)

wat

Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 5.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #201,596

Of all the things to have an argument over this is probably one of the most retarded. Angels, ffs.

sluggy joined in and replied with this 5.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #201,601

How do you talk to an angel? How do you hold her close to where you are? How do you talk to an angel? It's like trying to catch a falling star.

The Pony !.PonyTzEbE (OP) replied with this 5.9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #201,616

I'm just about to go and summon the lesser demon Messeth.

I'll update you with how it goes.

KBR !!7Enb4sycc replied with this 5.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #201,659

@201,578 (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
The reference.


It flew over your head.

The Pony !.PonyTzEbE (OP) replied with this 5.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #201,672

@previous (KBR !!7Enb4sycc)

Yes. Yes it did.

Also the demon summoning went well and I shall inform you all if it takes effect.

Messeth replied with this 5.9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #201,677

NIGGERS HAHAHA

The Pony !.PonyTzEbE (OP) replied with this 5.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #201,678

@previous (Messeth)

Troll harder Messeth, I banished you back to hell. Off you pop.

Messeth replied with this 5.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #201,679

@previous (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
SHUT UP YOU NIGGER

I HAVE THE POWER!

The Pony !.PonyTzEbE (OP) replied with this 5.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #201,680

@previous (Messeth)

You can't even handle my energy right now you crazy demon.

Messeth replied with this 5.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #201,682

@previous (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
THAT SOUNDED PRETTY GAY, DUDE

The Pony !.PonyTzEbE (OP) replied with this 5.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #201,684

@previous (Messeth)

my energy

it throbs for you

Messeth replied with this 5.9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #201,744

@previous (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
WOAH MAN WE JUST MET

The Pony !.PonyTzEbE (OP) replied with this 5.9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #201,782

@previous (Messeth)

OH IT THROBS SO HARD

ITS HURTING

IT STINGS WITH EVERY PULSE

AAAARGH MY ENERGY IS SO READY

TAKE MY ENERGY

finland !E.2uE3Aybc joined in and replied with this 5.9 years ago, 9 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #202,287

@199,250 (TrollBuster3000)
Prayer in School - A Review of Current Case Law & Constitutional Principles

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 5.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #202,372

Image went missing@201,744 (Messeth)
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StatistSocialist3000 replied with this 5.9 years ago, 2 days later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #204,698

@202,287 (finland !E.2uE3Aybc)

cool spam bro

Messeth replied with this 5.9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #204,747

@202,372 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
OH YOU FUCKING BASTARD

@201,782 (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
I NEED AN ADULT!

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 3.6 years ago, 2.3 years later, 2.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #455,797

This was a good thread.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 3.6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #455,802

Can this angel change sex with little to no consequence?

Dumbass joined in and replied with this 3.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #455,804

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
This

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 3.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #455,812

@455,802 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Weirdly specific there, Cathy.

@455,797 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Yeah, I think that we all had fun in this one. 10/10, would participate again.

@OP
Summoned anything since, you cheeky wanker?

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 3.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #455,822

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> Weirdly specific there, Cathy.

What?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 3.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #455,823

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Oh wait, I thought you were asking if the Angel could change gender, for some reason. Ooops!

Anyway, no, it can't. Because this is not real. Sorry, but it's not so easy. But perhaps one day, science will advance enough to make it so.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 3.6 years ago, 52 seconds later, 2.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #455,824

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
But since this is not real that means it is fantasy and in fantasy anything is possible. ;)

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 3.6 years ago, 36 minutes later, 2.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #455,827

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Fantasise all you want, just don't let it seep into your perception of reality. ;D

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 3.6 years ago, 8 hours later, 2.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #455,859

Sure is ignorant, prejudiced and bigoted in here.

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 3.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #455,863

bullshit- if an angel actually appeared before you youd be reduced to a crying puddle of piss/shit, thats if you were to even survive the indiana-jones-ark-of-the-covenant radiation they are constantly emitting.

TheOwl !xi8/JKFwzo (OP) replied with this 3.6 years ago, 1 day later, 2.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #456,096

@455,802 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)

No that would be kind of cool though perhaps it would simply give you the outage to speak up and begin the process if you asked

@455,812 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

I kept meaning to but forgot :sad:

kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 3.6 years ago, 47 minutes later, 2.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #456,101

@455,859 (V)
Wait, what?

kook !!32zdfdzi+ double-posted this 3.6 years ago, 34 seconds later, 2.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #456,102

@455,827 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
too late

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 3.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #456,119

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
u wot m8

@456,096 (TheOwl !xi8/JKFwzo)
Why not summon something more fun than an angel or demon, this time? This is just you concentrating on believing something so hard that you think it happens anyway, so go big! Summon Twilight Sparkle or Ed Byrne, or something.

(Edited 29 seconds later.)

TheOwl !xi8/JKFwzo (OP) replied with this 3.6 years ago, 7 hours later, 2.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #456,167

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

Not postmortem thanks

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 3.6 years ago, 5 hours later, 2.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #456,187

@456,119 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Did I stutter?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 3.6 years ago, 1 day later, 2.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #456,424

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
People don't stutter over written communication...

The "u to m8" was clearly a request for elaboration...

Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 3.6 years ago, 11 hours later, 2.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #456,540

@455,827 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> don't let it seep into your
perception of reality

But that's dull

V joined in and replied with this 3.4 years ago, 2 months later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #463,561

Hey guys summoned any angels lately ?

Anonymous Z-4 joined in and replied with this 3.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #463,565

This thread is garbage and op is bullshitting so hard

Crisp Waters !LSatom/FW6 joined in and replied with this 3.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #463,566

@previous (Z-4)
you don't say

Metæ joined in and replied with this 3.4 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #463,570

@198,775 (E)
> prinicipality
Like Monaco?

decibelmilliwatts !!8lSAEPzaj joined in and replied with this 3.4 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #463,571

I just summoned Ramiel.

Butter joined in and replied with this 3.2 years ago, 1 month later, 2.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #473,609

I need butter
Buff fat

Butter double-posted this 3.2 years ago, 37 seconds later, 2.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #473,610

@463,571 (decibelmilliwatts !!8lSAEPzaj)

> I just summoned Ramiel.

Ash !bbKEtchUp. (OP) replied with this 3.2 years ago, 59 minutes later, 2.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #473,617

@463,565 (Z-4)

no in fact

dw skg II distribution co. llc joined in and replied with this 3.2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #473,620

@previous (Ash !bbKEtchUp.)
did u really summon a angel from a 4chan infographic.

Ash !bbKEtchUp. (OP) replied with this 3.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #473,622

@previous (dw skg II distribution co. llc)

yeah for sure

then i went and told /x/ all about it

i am a happy little baa-baa

dw skg II distribution co. llc replied with this 3.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #473,623

@previous (Ash !bbKEtchUp.)
well have u ever talked to Castael again did u become a Believer

Meowth joined in and replied with this 3.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 2.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #473,655

i am satan

Ash !bbKEtchUp. (OP) replied with this 3.2 years ago, 7 hours later, 2.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #473,692

@473,623 (dw skg II distribution co. llc)

yeah i hang with the big boys now brah

smoke heavenweed erryday brah

decibelmilliwatts !!beW+FQoWB replied with this 3.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 2.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #473,707

Think you could give some lessons on summoning angels and other such paranormal things?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 3.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #473,723

@473,622 (Ash !bbKEtchUp.)
Are you having a giggle, m8?

Seriously, are you messing about or do you truly believe in this? I'm not mocking you (yet), just curious.

Ash !bbKEtchUp. (OP) replied with this 3.2 years ago, 6 hours later, 2.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #473,770

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

no i literally did this killer lettuce

i literally made an angel appear in my living room

that literally happened

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 3.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 2.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #473,787

@previous (Ash !bbKEtchUp.)
Okay. And this Angel happened to have no defined form and takes an unspecified amount of time of convincing one's self that an Angel can appear? Sounds legit.

Anonymous T replied with this 3.2 years ago, 5 hours later, 2.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #473,809

Did the angel tell you to go an hero?

Ash !bbKEtchUp. (OP) replied with this 3.2 years ago, 14 hours later, 2.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #473,899

@473,787 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

he my boi

The one joined in and replied with this 2.8 years ago, 4 months later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #493,212

Demons can tell you they are angels and look good(maybe a really hot girl or a trustworthy looking person) dose not mean it is an acual angel. But then again it could be, just be careful bro please god did not intend us to communicate with any spirit good or bad until we are spirits are self. Dose that make any sense?? My god be with you my brother of earth.

Anonymous Z-12 joined in and replied with this 2.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #493,213

@previous (The one)
you are late, he is already burning in hell

The one replied with this 2.8 years ago, 48 seconds later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #493,215

And if anybody lies it's whatever they know in their own hearts it's not true and most important god knows and these "angels" god be with you all.

The one double-posted this 2.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #493,216

That's to bad. Sorry i could not save him. This is why nobody should fuck with the after life I myself have done the same I won't lie but ik the risks, I mostly try astral projection. Summoning "angels" is never good live your life on earth after that you can talk to them all you want.

Anonymous Z-13 joined in and replied with this 2.8 years ago, 7 hours later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #493,228

@previous (The one)


nice.doc, you think you can speak with spirits and shit. Now finish your drink and go sleep it off.

heather_9478 joined in and replied with this 2.8 years ago, 2 weeks later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #495,692

The Pony.. the guy who supposedly summoned an angel and a lesser demon.. can you please email me.. I do have some questions.. [email protected]

Anonymous Z-15 joined in and replied with this 2.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #495,693

@previous (heather_9478)
sup matt?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 2.8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #495,698

@495,692 (heather_9478)
but all of this stuff is made up

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 2.8 years ago, 11 hours later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #495,740

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
You should email her.

Anonymous Z-16 joined in and replied with this 2.8 years ago, 1 day later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #495,938

This post was stupid people have no lives and would rather yell and cuss at people on the internet smh

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #495,943

It better have been Akroma, Angel of Wrath.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 2.8 years ago, 38 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #495,946

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Hahaha, you sure do love that card, don't you?

I still hold that Celestine is better, though.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #495,947

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Im sorry, I don't see a celestine MTG card. You must be delusional.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 2.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #495,948

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Silly Mark, Celestine is a 40K character!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #495,952

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
That sounds so boring. You should upgrade to MTG.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 2.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #495,953

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
No, MtG is for nerds...

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2.8 years ago, 29 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #495,956

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
You are the biggest nerd on this forum you fucking brony orc figurine painter

squeegee joined in and replied with this 2.8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #495,957

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
um, excuse me, but i own more virtual internet spaceships than anyone here. i do believe that makes me the biggest nerd on this forum.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 2.8 years ago, 7 hours later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #496,041

@495,956 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You fucking moron, Orcs are in Warhammer Fantasy. Fucking hell, just fucking kill yourself.

Anonymous Z-19 joined in and replied with this 2.7 years ago, 1 month later, 3.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #506,363

You all know Castiel was a fictional angel played by Misha Collins on the show Supernatural right?

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 2.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #506,365

@previous (Z-19)
I did know that, yes.

ANGEL joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 4 days later, 3.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #507,551

Wow it truly worked?

Dean Winchester joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 6 days later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #509,137

I summoned Cas and asked him if my parents would stop fighting and then- my dad just picks my mum up and they act like nothing happened. Lol it works. Even more than once.

Supernatural fan !Zh77W8MOoU joined in and replied with this 2.6 years ago, 3 weeks later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #512,610

Common people can anyone really do this stuff. I really wanna know if u can actually summon things or actually hunt things

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 2.6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #512,611

@509,137 (Dean Winchester)
Dude- I am literally watching that show right now!

Anonymous S replied with this 2.6 years ago, 46 minutes later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #512,612

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
literally??

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 2.6 years ago, 9 hours later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #512,663

@previous (S)
Quite!

John !CF/e4btFAM joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 1 month later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #521,938

why can't we all just be friends?

porch monkey 4 life double-posted this 2.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #521,939

this is stupid as it gets

Anonymous Z-24 joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #521,949

this is obviously fake because god isnt real

Anonymous Z-24 double-posted this 2.4 years ago, 23 seconds later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #521,950

i am going to summon a demon tonight to kick a soccerball at your head, fuck yu!!!!!

Anonymous Z-25 joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #521,956

OH SATAN MY LORD.... APPEAR IN MY LIVING ROOM THIS VERY INSTANT.....

Waiting.....

Waiting.....

Well, he was a no show, back to my regularly scheduled program....

Anonymous Z-24 replied with this 2.4 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #521,961

@previous (Z-25)

> OH SATAN MY LORD.... APPEAR IN MY LIVING ROOM THIS VERY INSTANT.....
>
> Waiting.....
>
> Waiting.....
>
> Well, he was a no show, back to my regularly scheduled program....

fuck off idiot nobody said antything about satan

Fuck off and die replied with this 2.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #521,962

@previous (Z-24)

> > OH SATAN MY LORD.... APPEAR IN MY LIVING ROOM THIS VERY INSTANT.....
> >
> > Waiting.....
> >
> > Waiting.....
> >
> > Well, he was a no show, back to my regularly scheduled program....
>
> fuck off idiot nobody said antything about satan

Hey, you fuck off, if OP can summon an angel, he can summon Satan.

bsinger joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 1 week later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #525,415

Castial is a real angle but his name isn't castial that just the name used in the show, your fate is your own whatever problems you have your gonna have to fix on your own, even if it were possible I wouldn't suggest trying to summon a being we know nothing about and has enough juice to end man kind

Anonymous Z-27 joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #525,427

God is fake.

Jesus is fake.

Your life is fake.

Everything is fake.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #525,446

@495,953 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Naw, MTG is cool. Whoever told you otherwise is clearly a jealous loser.

Anonymous Z-29 joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 7 hours later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #525,524

@495,953 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)


++INCOMING TRANSMISSION++
SOURCE: Adeptus Astartes Anonymous Fleet Command, Brother-Captain Jimmy Rustles, Ultramareez Fifth Company
AUTHORIZATION: RECORDS NOT AVAILABLE—DATA CORRUPTED
++ACCESS GRANTED—EYES ONLY++
BEGIN CODED MESSAGE:
Hail, Nerd. As you may already have learned 40k is massively nerdier than MtG. In the Emperor's name, the Xenos threat must be extinguished and order restored. Peace out.

THOUGHT OF THE DAY: Service is it's own reward.

END CODED MESSAGE
++TRANSMISSION TERMINATED++
++WARNING: SIGNAL INTERCEPTION DETECTED++
++INQUISITORIAL AUTHORITIES ALERTED++

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 2.4 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #525,528

@previous (Z-29)
10/10.

Anonymous Z-30 joined in and replied with this 2.4 years ago, 1 week later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #528,052

Ijust killed my dogby fuckin it so hard

Samael joined in and replied with this 2.3 years ago, 3 weeks later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #533,675

First off you are obviously lying that's not how you summon angels. It takes several days to prepare and the ingredients are hard to obtain It takes 6 days to do and on the 7th they appear to help on what you need.

Anonymous Z-32 joined in and replied with this 2.3 years ago, 41 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #533,676

@previous (Samael)
k

Anonymous Z-33 joined in and replied with this 2.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #533,694

@533,675 (Samael)
How hard is it to obtain 13 black candles, 5 black crayons, a table with 4 chairs, a dime bag of crack, and 1 idiot who thinks they can summon the dead?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 2.3 years ago, 51 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #533,704

@533,675 (Samael)
Oh god, is this going to be like the suicide thread, now? Periodically bumped by random people who find the thread through Google?

Anonymous Z-34 joined in and replied with this 2.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #533,715

@199,219 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
According to the christ-botherers' holy book (aka the bible) you need at least two or three people to summon Jesus.

@OP
Don't do drugs, mkay.

Anonymous F replied with this 2.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #533,716

@previous (Z-34)
How many people would it take to summon Superman?

Anonymous Z-34 replied with this 2.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #533,717

@previous (F)
According to the comics, just one I think. But you would have to be in some degree of peril otherwise Superman DGAF.

(Edited 39 seconds later.)

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 2.3 years ago, 11 hours later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #533,906

Re-reading this thread I still can't figure out what the fuck Anon K was so pissed off about.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 2.3 years ago, 3 days later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,494

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)

He wanted to be a turkey so bad but made a terrible mistake and mixed up K and C.

Anonymous Z-36 joined in and replied with this 2.3 years ago, 3 days later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #535,290

i saw an angel once when i was younger a young female standing by my bed now i see her more often when im getting in trouble but i realy wanna talk to her i dont know who she is im looking for her for a few year now just a name i did understand you can only realy see an angel when your blessed and you are in grave danger maybe that's the reason you only saw smoke

the butterfly man joined in and replied with this 2.3 years ago, 2 weeks later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #538,601

Ouija board only move if my friend is touching it
She puts her finger on it and it moves. takes it off and it stops
It wont move for me

Green joined in and replied with this 2.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #538,602

Imma fucking wizard or some shit, I'll deal with it!

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 2.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #538,643

@previous (Green)

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 2.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #538,705

@535,290 (Z-36)
Jesus fucking Christmas. Learn to use some punctuation.

Anonymous F replied with this 2.3 years ago, 28 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #538,712

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
This is how we attract new people, now. Since this topic is high on the Google search for angel summoning, we will inevitably attract some idiots.

@535,290 (Z-36)
@538,601 (the butterfly man)
Durr

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 2.3 years ago, 1 day later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #539,024

@previous (F)

This topic is second result for a search for "how to summon an angel"

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 2.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #539,026

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Gr8, m8. We are now known for summoning fictional entities as well as budget suicides.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 2.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #539,027

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

I feel so proud, we are big time now

Anonymous Z-39 joined in and replied with this 2.1 years ago, 2 months later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #562,148

That's funny, saying how that was the last thing ever said for 2 months

Anonymous Z-39 double-posted this 2.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #562,149

I'm gonna check back later and see if anyone has read this. It'd be pretty cool if the chat suddenly just got ressurected. I AM JESUS

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 2.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #562,151

@previous (Z-39)
Die for my sins.

Anonymous Z-40 joined in and replied with this 2.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #562,156

@OP
Cancer. > >>/x/

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #562,168

@previous (Z-40)

Do you realise I made this post 4 years ago?

Meowth replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #562,188

@473,655 (Meowth)

> i am satan

Anonymous Z-39 replied with this 2 years ago, 27 minutes later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #562,198

Oh yay! It worked

Anonymous Z-39 double-posted this 2 years ago, 33 seconds later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #562,200

Oh yay! It worked

Anonymous Z-39 triple-posted this 2 years ago, 24 seconds later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #562,201

Okay that sent twice

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #562,211

@OP
Any updates?

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #562,212

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

I failed miserably at life until recently

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 2 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #562,216

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Should've asked the angel for more help.

Anonymous Z-40 replied with this 2 years ago, 36 minutes later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #562,220

@562,168 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
You're still cancer.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 4 hours later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #562,252

@previous (Z-40)

Sorry Anonymous Z-40.

Anonymous Z-40 replied with this 2 years ago, 7 hours later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #562,435

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of Minichan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #562,451

@previous (Z-40)
> anonyous
> image-board
> culture
> minichan
lol 10/10 bud

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 11 hours later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #562,603

@562,435 (Z-40)

GFASUYAASSTFW

Anonymous Z-40 replied with this 2 years ago, 29 minutes later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #562,614

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Nice madpost.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #562,622

@previous (Z-40)


Important: I really don't believe my eyes. I lay low for over a week and it's stayed at an even shittier level than before:


> 35 topics (~1.5/h) by 20 participants
> 132 votes
> 0 spread the word to 0 in the last 24 hours

Hours between topics. Hardly any readers/participants. Nothing but 100% worthless cancer bot traffic. I've said it probably thousands of times without any of you lifting a finger to improve the situation and I got sick of trying. Did you take the chance to prove me wrong? No. Of course not. You're worthless parasites.

Let me ask you a serious question: are you retarded? Do you not grasp what the hell you're doing by killing the best site on the Internet with your fucking indifference? You've doomed the Internet. What is left is just utter garbage. Eat my shit, you fucking ungrateful pieces of shit. It's not difficult to write a topic once in a while, yet only 20 of you IN TOTAL participated with topics in the last 24 hours. And how many of those aren't even real? You are a bunch of rude parasites who just don't fucking get it. YOU may be OK with the worthless activity — I'M not. You didn't spend countless hours working on it, and wasted all your money just keeping it alive because almost nobody fucking donated a cent for all this time. You don't need it to make money. You don't give a shit about finally getting your horribly abused and plagiarized original invention/service recognized for what it actually is and could be without all this fucking retarded bullshit. You didn't get your domain stolen by thieves and DDoSed, attacked and harassed 24/7 by the cancer of the Internet (which gets to roam freely and ruin everything year after year since you are all spineless, insecure fucking wimps who don't have the guts to stand up against them) for years for giving the world the best fucking site ever created in the history of mankind.

Permanent shutdown imminent.

Anonymous Z-40 replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #562,625

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
> >>/2009/

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #562,626

@previous (Z-40)

14/4/2011 actually

thanks

t. hanks

Anonymous Z-40 replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #562,628

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
> Being this obsessed with a dead pedophile forum

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #562,630

@previous (Z-40)

> not knowing the super sekrit url that anontalk is on now

Anonymous Z-40 replied with this 2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #562,634

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
> Acting as if being a member of a secret pedophile forum is something that should impress people

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #562,637

@previous (Z-40)
> DLC

Anonymous Z-41 joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 11 hours later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #562,861

Oni means demon in Japanese.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #562,867

@previous (Z-41)
Oh shit, did OP summon a demon by accident?

Not important. joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 weeks later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #570,606

I don't understand how to summon anything, but I know that hours after accepting Christ as my Lord and savior I was attacked by a demon the following weeks without stop. Why would any man wish to summon a spirit that hates your guts and wants to destroy the human race? An angel I understand, but a demon? Let me tell you people something, I am traumatized at the age of 17. At 16 I was hooked on heavy drugs and practiced devil worshop for fun even though I did not believe it was real. I listened to satanic music all my life and what did it reward me with? Nightmares, post-traumatic stress, compulsive doubts of Christ in fear that I will go to hell upon my own death, I am only 17 and I still have a whole life ahead of me, but I am corrupted by that which so many people find amusing. I think all of you are stupid and need to stop toying with things you do not understand. Because of demons, I live in torment, fear, makes me want to put a gun in my mouth and pull the damn trigger. I have not cut myself in over a year, but not one day goes by without me wanting to end my own life.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #570,617

@previous (Not important.)

Crawlinggg in my skinnn

G. joined in and replied with this 1.8 year ago, 2 months later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #593,328

Someone i know did a bord game with a glass, and accidently called a evil spirit. The Glass broke and still this person nightmares and stuff.
So this is REAL!

dw joined in and replied with this 1.8 year ago, 52 minutes later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #593,335

gay

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 1.8 year ago, 2 hours later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #593,365

@570,606 (Not important.)

Anonymous Z-45 joined in and replied with this 1.8 year ago, 1 hour later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #593,388

Does this work? I feel sick all the times. I want it to go away. Angels can help with that.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 1.8 year ago, 12 minutes later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #593,404

So it's like a law of physics that everybody who comes here through one of our "popular" topics is a dimwit, right?

Why is that?

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 1.8 year ago, 3 hours later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #593,508

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Because they're either looking for celebrity nudes, searching for a cheap way to end it all, or want to interact with mythological creatures.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 1.8 year ago, 15 minutes later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #593,530

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Good point.

What we need are popular topics about science or video games. You know, something inherently intellectual. That'll draw in better random people.

Joseph A joined in and replied with this 1.7 year ago, 2 weeks later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #601,350

This has been the most entertaining thread i have read in a while thank you ALL :). To be initiated into esoteric practice takes a long time. Heres a short cut for any one looking for contact with thier guardian angel http://www.sacred-texts.com/grim/abr/ ps contactin angelic beings is not a dangerous practice. Demonic entities are ALOT harder to summon than you immagine. People that hear voices etc can be classified as schizophrenics. This is generally cause by overactive levels of dopamine in the brain causing new neural pathway to open wich leads to psychosis etc. Although the connection isnt fully understood yet there is one and i dont have time to explain it here. Ps look into The order of the golden dawn, samuel lidell macgregor mathers if angelic pratice interest you. One of the hights of human existence is contacting your own PERSONAL guardian angel wich is your higher self to recieve celestial insight. No you fuckers im not talking shit. Ps if ya really want more info post your email. Take care.

Killer Lettuce🇬🇧 !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 1.7 year ago, 5 minutes later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #601,351

@previous (Joseph A)
Can I ask you a serious question?

Joseph A replied with this 1.7 year ago, 1 hour later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #601,356

@Killer Lettuce
Shoot

Killer Lettuce🇬🇧 !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 1.7 year ago, 6 minutes later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #601,358

@previous (Joseph A)
Does your mother shave her snatch?

Joseph A replied with this 1.7 year ago, 1 minute later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #601,360

No i shave it for her why?

Doctor Dick !DEePerQmUQ (OP) replied with this 1.7 year ago, 1 hour later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #601,397

@previous (Joseph A)

Do you prefer angelic coke or devilish Pepsi?

Anonymous Z-47 joined in and replied with this 1.7 year ago, 1 hour later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #601,427

no it didn't

Lynxis joined in and replied with this 1.7 year ago, 3 weeks later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,506

Omfg, I just read this whole shit. At first it sounded great and all anf now -_-

Anonymous Z-49 joined in and replied with this 1.7 year ago, 4 hours later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,549

@601,397 (Doctor Dick !DEePerQmUQ)
angelic pepsi

Rogi tiQBrOS.jo joined in and replied with this 1.7 year ago, 31 minutes later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,565

I just read this whole thread and now I'm worried I caught the downs or something.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 1.7 year ago, 10 minutes later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,568

@previous (Rogi tiQBrOS.jo)
pull out! pull out!

Lynxis replied with this 1.7 year ago, 12 hours later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,707

Could someone help me summon goku?

Anonymous Z-51 joined in and replied with this 1.7 year ago, 4 hours later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,792

@previous (Lynxis)

anon, you are the gokus

Lynxis replied with this 1.7 year ago, 1 minute later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,794

I summoned a dark magician, could someone help me send him to the shadow relm

Meowth replied with this 1.7 year ago, 4 minutes later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,795

I've never opened this thread until now.

Anonymous Z-51 replied with this 1.7 year ago, 1 minute later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,796

@previous (Meowth)

you've never opened my anus

Meowth replied with this 1.7 year ago, 1 minute later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,797

@previous (Z-51)
I prefer it stay closed.

Anonymous Z-51 replied with this 1.7 year ago, 5 minutes later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,798

@previous (Meowth)

y tho

Meowth replied with this 1.7 year ago, 14 minutes later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,800

@previous (Z-51)
vagina > anus

Anonymous Z-51 replied with this 1.7 year ago, 37 minutes later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,803

@previous (Meowth)

i wish i had one of those...

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 1.7 year ago, 14 minutes later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,806

@609,795 (Meowth)
lies

@609,794 (Lynxis)
use the force

Meowth replied with this 1.7 year ago, 5 minutes later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,812

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I know lol.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 1.7 year ago, 7 minutes later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,817

@previous (Meowth)
You should probably practice lying some more.

Meowth replied with this 1.7 year ago, 23 minutes later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,834

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
The thing is I don't typically lie.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 1.7 year ago, 8 minutes later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,837

@previous (Meowth)
See, that's better but it's far too cliche to get away with.

Meowth replied with this 1.7 year ago, 6 hours later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,943

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
In a world filled with many liars, I am often not believed.

Lynxis replied with this 1.7 year ago, 13 hours later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #610,142

Only when a mosquito sits on your balls, you learn that not everything can be resolved by force

Jaeden_The_One joined in and replied with this 1.6 year ago, 2 weeks later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #615,297

Two demons ripped apart my mother while I watched. We were playing hide and seek at the time, so they didn't notice me hiding under the bed. They never noticed me, because I didn't cry. I watch in morbid fascination as they ripped her apart, thinking it was a part of the game we were playing. I cried when the police went to my house, told me my mom was dead, and blamed my father and threw him in jail. All the doors were locked, with no signs of forced entry, so they figured that was enough to arrest him as soon as he got home from work. His "job" was partially illegal, so he wasn't able to provide a proper alibi and is now spending the rest of his life in jail, no doubt grieving over my dead mother. I wouldn't know; I haven't talked to him. When the detectives came, I was too embarrassed and scared to tell them it was "the monsters," as I had thought they were. So I don't talk to my father out of shame for what I did. Or, rather, didn't do. As it turned out, it was my neighbors who had summoned the demon, and it is their fault my life was ripped apart. This was my actual, real experience with demons. Please take my word seriously; I am an honest man.

RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 1.6 year ago, 31 minutes later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #615,299

@previous (Jaeden_The_One)
Take your meds. Thanks.

wolftallica joined in and replied with this 1.6 year ago, 2 days later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #616,005

I actually tried this. I saw a light flash behind me when I summoned him in the shape of a person. It felt nice. I asked to be more confident with less insicurities about myself, and already I feel better. I was scared at first, but then when he arrived, I wasn't scared anymore.

RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 1.6 year ago, 4 minutes later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #616,008

@previous (wolftallica)
You also need to take your meds. Thanks.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 1.6 year ago, 6 minutes later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #616,011

Hey angel
Fly over
And bless me
See you feign surprise
I'm all eyes
You're all you
Need to be.

Easy now
One hand will wash the other...

Abstract Scene 7 mistros were joined in and replied with this 1.6 year ago, 2 weeks later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #623,018

Did not read instructions, just read your comment thread...
Now I will read your instructions and I will see...
Will not practice that...
Just wanted to see the discussion...

Bigotry and ignorance own the span of this small land of digital dreams...
.
Conversation empty words... False ecstasy...

I believe in Christ and God is life...

But I am the man lost in madness...

The saddest truth...

Stranded in a sadist roost....

need an "elo" boost...

lost in loot...

Cross save me!
I need a prayer and that's the truth...

morality in destruction, sexuality no longer an obstruction...

draining lives swaying the young to endless consumption...

sex drugs and idols...

they will no longer function...

if I can summon an Angel,
I need him now...

because my path is so bleak,
I'm living in hell...

Bliss turned to madness,
the Hatter is spamming my dome
like a troll...

Will he go home??

Now I say Christ my life
send me the eternal strength to fight this strife.

Hone my faith, ignite my life. For Lord of Armies, I need your might.

I am Michael.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 1.6 year ago, 4 hours later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #623,070

@previous (Abstract Scene 7 mistros were)
tl;dr

Castael joined in and replied with this 1.5 year ago, 4 weeks later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #631,161

Stop all of you why do you human fight like im not real life our farther in.heaven not real why do yall moch me and try to summon demons

Castael double-posted this 1.5 year ago, 5 minutes later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #631,164

Have we angal done what you have ask us to do for you. U have summon me and i have done what you have ask

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 1.5 year ago, 1 minute later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #631,166

@631,161 (Castael)
Wow. I don't believe it. OP really summoned an angel. And it only took 4.4 years to do it.

Castael replied with this 1.5 year ago, 1 minute later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #631,168

@616,011 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

> Hey angel
> Fly over
> And bless me
> See you feign surprise
> I'm all eyes
> You're all you
> Need to be.
>
> Easy now
> One hand will wash the other...

Blev in our farther in heaven and ur be bless give and be bless

Castael double-posted this 1.5 year ago, 1 minute later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #631,171

@631,166 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

> Wow. I don't believe it. OP really summoned an angel. And it only took 4.4 years to do it.

Yes its i castael

Castael triple-posted this 1.5 year ago, 1 minute later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #631,172

Im trying to see why all of you mock me

Castael quadruple-posted this 1.5 year ago, 5 minutes later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #631,175

I ask all those on here do you all blev in me

RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 1.5 year ago, 2 hours later, 4.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #631,265

doyyy here's another random who types like a fuckwit

"Im an angel u kno XD"

Anonymous Z-56 joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 1 month later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #644,359

Damn. first page of Google for how to summon an angel. impressive. the main pic is a sigal to summon a demon.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 1.4 year ago, 1 hour later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #644,376

@previous (Z-56)
Will this also summon a demon?

squeegee joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 4 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #644,377

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
no, i tried it. it didn't do jack shit.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 1.4 year ago, 3 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #644,378

@previous (squeegee)
You seem... different

ninjj !XUTpieWBpk joined in and replied with this 1.4 year ago, 8 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #644,385

@644,377 (squeegee)
lmao

squeegee replied with this 1.4 year ago, 37 seconds later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #644,386

@644,378 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
pretty sure i've always been an owl, fuck alms.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 1.4 year ago, 37 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #644,397

@previous (squeegee)
Did you get a haircut?

(Edited 54 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1.4 year ago, 3 hours later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #644,440

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

Moar like feather cut XDXDXDDRDEDEDXDXDXDXX

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 1.4 year ago, 7 hours later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #644,493

@previous (A)
I don't get it.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1.4 year ago, 1 day later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #644,712

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

Le meme jokes

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 1.4 year ago, 16 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #644,720

@previous (A)
Lemon jokes?

What do you call Rastafarian semen? Lay Mon Juice

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1.4 year ago, 2 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #644,722

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

The vegetarian Rastafarian was heavily offended when he asked the shop keep for a beer car

Anonymous Z-59 joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 2 weeks later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #649,101

Oh crap this shit works for real 100% wow I feel great

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 3 hours later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #649,126

@previous (Z-59)

I told you!

A friend joined in and replied with this 1.3 year ago, 23 hours later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #649,320

@198,779 (The Pony !.PonyTzEbE)
That is not an angel of God it was a fallen angel if it was of God it would never give you a cold feeling

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 1 hour later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #649,352

@previous (A friend)

You've clearly never touched a bacon roll

RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 1.3 year ago, 8 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #649,358

@previous (A)
Why do you no longer post with a name?

Are you scared of the assassins?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 1.3 year ago, 55 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #649,376

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx)
More likely the demons who are tired of being summoned by people who see this thread.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1.3 year ago, 3 hours later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #649,521

@649,358 (RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx)

It's more fun posting anon

Anonymous Z-61 joined in and replied with this 1.1 year ago, 1 month later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #667,413

@198,770 (B)

> lol what

I need help

Anonymous S replied with this 1.1 year ago, 5 hours later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #667,439

@previous (Z-61)
why do you hate the thought of a woman peeing standing up?

zac joined in and replied with this 1.1 year ago, 2 weeks later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #671,684

u fantastic jackass

Hunter joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 weeks later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #683,435

Me and brother will have to Hunt every demon you summon now when you summon an angel we just kick back and breathe

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

Hunter double-posted this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #683,437

@525,427 (Z-27)

> God is fake.
>
> Jesus is fake.
>
> Your life is fake.
>
> Everything is fake.

What the fuck is wrong with you@506,363 (Z-19)

> You all know Castiel was a fictional angel played by Misha Collins on the show Supernatural right?

No he is also angel son of the holy Almighty god
A

Nexi !xfIrebiRDs joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 hours later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #683,478

This thread just...Do people actually believe this?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #683,494

@previous (Nexi !xfIrebiRDs)

I venture to say my shenanigans and $20 suicide have made minichan notorious amongst some Googlers.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 39 seconds later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #683,495

@683,478 (Nexi !xfIrebiRDs)

Also it did actually happen

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 1 year ago, 11 minutes later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #683,502

@683,478 (Nexi !xfIrebiRDs)
It's all just clickbait anyway.

Nexi !xfIrebiRDs replied with this 1 year ago, 13 minutes later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #683,507

@683,495 (A)
Now that is something I don't believe. Things just don't pop up because of weird little circles.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #683,511

@previous (Nexi !xfIrebiRDs)
But weird circles appear because of extraterrestrial things...

Nexi !xfIrebiRDs replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #683,515

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
> weird circles appear because of people pretending they are extraterrestrial things

Crop circles are made by people and Long ass pieces of rope to keep the radius the same.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 1 year ago, 11 minutes later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #683,524

@previous (Nexi !xfIrebiRDs)
...Or are they?????

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 56 minutes later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #683,533

@683,507 (Nexi !xfIrebiRDs)

I know that nothing I say here will be of use in convincing you otherwise. Perhaps you could try it? Put aside your doubts and you might be surprised!

Nexi !xfIrebiRDs replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #683,536

@683,524 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I think if aliens really existed we would know about it. It would be such a big secret we all know our government can't keep secrets they have tried.

@previous (A)
Convince me that you are not a troll and I might.

RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #683,538

@683,533 (A)
Hi Ash!

RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 1 year ago, 32 seconds later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #683,539

@683,536 (Nexi !xfIrebiRDs)
It is, in fact, Ash Ketchup!

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #683,650

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx)
daaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 14 hours later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #683,919

@683,538 (RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx)

Hi!

adam djensen replied with this 1 year ago, 12 hours later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #684,164

@683,536 (Nexi !xfIrebiRDs)
The universe is pretty big there is a fair chance we haven't run into each other

Ricc joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 days later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #687,133

What the heck is up with this shenanigans? You ppl just blew my mind...

Nexi !FMXTRANsAM replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #687,134

I actually talked with the people at /x/. they said this was bull shit. I do have a shit ton of books on the occult now.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 1 year ago, 10 hours later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #687,184

@previous (Nexi !FMXTRANsAM)
Well of course. It's actually intended to summon new users.

bhutan joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #687,204

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
@687,134 (Nexi !FMXTRANsAM)
you damn nerds are gonna scare away all the Riccs

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 1 year ago, 16 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #687,207

@previous (bhutan)
Nah, Ricc ain't scared of shit. It's Mordy that's the wuss.

Fucking Degenerate joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 4 months later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #727,968

Wow. I can't believe I just wasted ten minutes of my life reading through this.

RWBY Rhubarb🌹 !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 7 months ago, 12 minutes later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #727,971

@previous (Fucking Degenerate)
Just be glad you didn't wander in here via the suicide thread. It's longer and probably less fun to read.

buto joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 52 minutes later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #727,977

@687,134 (Nexi !FMXTRANsAM)

> I actually talked with the people at /x/. they said this was bull shit. I do have a shit ton of books on the occult now.

lol

brown joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 month later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #734,820

I need help understanding the summoning staff, please email me anyone who want to help me .

[email protected]

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 6 months ago, 4 hours later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #734,883

Externally hosted image@previous (brown)
It's simple, just follow these instructions.

Or you could re-read the entire thread to see what you're doing wrong. Actually, that course of action is recommended anyway.
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