!VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 5 minutes later[^][v]#195,549
nothing, lol
Meowth (OP) replied with this 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#195,550
@previous
Lol. I got this shit cause I just downloaded another thing on my iPhone to steal text messages off other iPhones. You need the IP address and their root password, which most people don't change the default password of alpine. So yeah. Can't wait to test it later on today.
Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 32 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^][v]#195,557
"Woke up this morning and spent 10 minutes looking for my glasses. Finally found them when I realised I was wearing them. Oh hungover or what...
#FML"
Meowth (OP) replied with this 9 months ago, 10 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^][v]#195,561
I had to go to work the following day, I was handing the customers the incorrect change constantly.
I also ended up telling my best mates girlfriend (said friend I mentioned in the other topic) that I fancied her boyfriend!
I should not be allowed drink!
Meowth (OP) replied with this 9 months ago, 2 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^][v]#195,567
@previous
Whoa! Maybe need to calm down on the drinking. Only a bit though.
Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#195,568
You see the thing is I can't really remember telling her, so either I was really drunk and told her or I just dreamed it.
I "remember" her taking it well, but she did give me an odd look. :/
Meowth (OP) replied with this 9 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#195,570
@previous
I thought I was the only one that has that problem. It happens daily to me where I can't remember if things happened in a dream or real life. It's so confusing, especially with my terrible memory.
Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 9 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#195,571
cat !COOOOOLbus joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#195,654
i lost the game
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 26 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#195,660
I like sex.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#195,661
"listenin to sum my chemical romance!! xDDD #nuffsaid"
Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 9 months ago, 28 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#195,667
I'm now on the way to my tech college
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LatestDude !fdNXKPsJjE joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 13 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#195,675
Mine was a retweet. Of another person's retweet. America's Got Talent and the various people involved have been a running thing on our timelines for a while.
> Well that proves it! RT @ChristineOD: Even the young man who helped me at the store said @piersmorgan was wrong in how he treated me!!
Smegma !J5VkSmegmA joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 17 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#195,686
Deciding whether I should take a nap.
protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#195,689
#CAFFEINE
FatGreen !6PPj7P5Iag joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#196,037
Sleep in a bit.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#196,038
> stickied this topic
!VoCaLoNunI replied with this 9 months ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#196,042
#boners #ihysmp
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Meowth (OP) replied with this 9 months ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#196,045
What’s happening?
I just woke up with some morning wood.
Homestar !RUNNERV7vk joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 36 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#196,046
I'm thinking of going into town and buying a new TV.
SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 9 months ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#196,048
Time to play some more Halo 3. #justsayin #neversaynever
!VoCaLoNunI replied with this 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#196,049
Feeling alpha as fuck after the first day back at school.
Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 9 months ago, 15 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#196,056
swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#196,096
I gave a shower to a man who started explosively crapping all over the tile. He asked me if it was okay to do it over the drain and I told him that I preferred for him to do it there.
Meowth (OP) replied with this 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#196,099
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#196,129
@196,124.
I know people still play older games, it was just a little jab at squared because he prefers 3 to Reach. I myself playing Oblivion at the moment.
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dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 9 months ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#196,131
The Pony !.PonyTzEbE joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 29 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#196,663
I'm halfway through my very last bottle of drink, the only thing keeping me sane in this horrible world. And it's lemon flavoured, which is typical. But no lemon could be as sour as my mood as I look at the rapidly depleting bottle.
I really want to get blitzed.
dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 9 months ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#196,686
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 8 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#203,333
@previous
Lol bud. It wasn't like that. Also if it wasn't a weeknight I might have drunk texted you and sent you all sorts of inappropriate genetalia pics.
protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 8 months ago, 7 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#203,335
@previous
Text anytime, babby. I can tell you to fuck off (if it’s too late).
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Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 8 months ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#203,336
cat /dev/null !COOOOOLbus replied with this 8 months ago, 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#203,641
i finished helping with yard work involving the hurricane: cleaning the pool cover and cutting down the rest of a tree
Born this way joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 8 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#203,651
I just bought a new pillow at Marshalls. It is a Sealy SilverLoft; does anybody have experience with this type of pillow?
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 8 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#203,655
@previous
It sounds comfortable. I have a memory foam pillow, but it's just too firm for my tastes. I like everything as soft as possible. I'm a big fan of down feather pillows.
Meowth !RKehomzmKo (OP) replied with this 8 months ago, 10 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#204,137
Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA replied with this 8 months ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#204,216
@203,655
Well I've slept on it for a night and it was a lot better than my old one, which was almost completely flat. My bed is shit though and it took me 5 minutes to walk to the kitchen because my back hurt so much.
cat !COOOOOLbus replied with this 8 months ago, 3 days later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#206,805
i started playing Metal Gear Solid 2 #slowpoke
Anonymous Z-7 joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#206,810
are we allowed to use more than 144 characters? um... #boners :')
cat !COOOOOLbus replied with this 8 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#206,813
!VoCaLoNunI replied with this 8 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#207,106
Started playing System Shock 2 #boners #diy
Meowth !RKehomzmKo (OP) replied with this 8 months ago, 6 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#207,327
What’s happening?
Waiting for boredom to stop.
Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 8 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#207,329
I'm going to make a four-cheese pizza, add more cheese, and then some alfredo and eat it.
Then probably die of a heart attack or something but idgaf.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 8 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#207,331
I woke up after hours and hours of sleep. Last night I do not know how many beers I drank but I topped it off with some flexeril. I was chatting with a couple people on msn and blacked out. I woke up with my phone in hand and my glasses on. Now I'm just drinking a few beers.
Anonymous X replied with this 8 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#207,332
protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#207,336
#grindingandrolling
Meowth !RKehomzmKo (OP) replied with this 8 months ago, 6 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[^][v]#211,880
What’s happening?
Got pulled over going 95 mph in a 65 mph zone a couple hours ago. About 30 minutes ago I tapped two pussies. Hair everywhere. Ten minutes ago, almost tapped two more...
Anonymous Z-3 replied with this 8 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^][v]#211,901
Gonna go make some #nomnoms soon.
Anonymous M replied with this 8 months ago, 20 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^][v]#211,903
@211,880
Driving over cats with your pimped out Civic doesn't mean you got some pussy, bro.
Meowth !RKehomzmKo (OP) replied with this 8 months ago, 18 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#212,492
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
I got so fuckin' lucky. I had to take a shit so bad so I told him. He just told me to get there safe. There were two officers, and one of them said "I don't want to be a douchebag." Another said, "He has to go..." So yeah.
@previous
Rofl. My mom didn't get the joke, but that really did happen. I was like "OH SHIT!"
cat !COOOOOLbus replied with this 8 months ago, 3 days later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#214,591
it's raining PARTY hard
also bumping interesting page 3 topics
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Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 8 months ago, 21 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#214,633
Meowth !RKehomzmKo (OP) replied with this 8 months ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#214,685
@previous
Lol. I probably will. I'm about 99% sure.
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 8 months ago, 48 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#214,686
@214,682
That debate was lost many, many years ago
Meowth !RKehomzmKo (OP) replied with this 8 months ago, 42 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#214,687
@previous
It's just extremely rare for me to drink.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 8 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#214,690
@214,685
Nothing wrong with knocking a few back. And it sounds like you things are going well for you, maybe you should have some to celebrate.
dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 8 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#214,696
brb sleep
dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 double-posted this 8 months ago, 18 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#214,697
fun fact im listening to proud mary
Meowth !RKehomzmKo (OP) replied with this 8 months ago, 7 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#214,709
@214,690
True true. Things are going pretty fuckin' awesome really. How about for you?
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 8 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#214,710
@previous
Fucking magnificent man. Better than they have in a long long time. Feels good.
!VoCaLoNunI replied with this 8 months ago, 32 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#214,711
#adventure
Meowth !RKehomzmKo (OP) replied with this 8 months ago, 43 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#214,712
@214,710
Fuck yeah! I love hearing that. Guess she's gonna go home now and drink a bit then text me to get her and then we'll come back to my house and drink up.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 8 months ago, 14 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#214,719
Meowth !RKehomzmKo (OP) replied with this 8 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#214,721
@previous
Will fuckin' do. "Apparently i cant feel anything when people molest me. Hah" Well, guess we know what I'll be doing. Haha.
Meowth !RKehomzmKo (OP) double-posted this 8 months ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#214,822
What’s happening?
Waiting to pick up girl now. I'm excited.
Anonymous Z-10 joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 3 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#214,903
Its almost my birthday here!
Triptych !LightPenis replied with this 8 months ago, 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#214,953
My mother confuses me.
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Meowth !RKehomzmKo (OP) replied with this 8 months ago, 6 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#214,959
What’s happening?
Wow. Can't believe what just happened. Cockblocked to the fuckin' max. So fuckin' heated. I'm shaking from so much anger. Shit was going perfect too. Well, long story so yeah.
Meowth !RKehomzmKo (OP) double-posted this 8 months ago, 15 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#214,961
Meowth !RKehomzmKo (OP) replied with this 8 months ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#214,996
@214,989
Rushed over there. Called 911 and paramedics and shit came. Cops were being dicks. They're like I know you know what she took, and we weren't even near her at the time. We were at my house.
@214,991
No fuckin' idea. I guess she passed out in my friend's car, so lesbian dragged her into the home. She stopped breathing, so I rushed over there, and yeah.
sluggy joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#214,997
@214,965
Is the body still warm? How much you want for it?
Also, update?
Meowth !RKehomzmKo (OP) replied with this 8 months ago, 13 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#215,001
@previous
In the hospital right now, can't visit her because "she isn't alert enough". She's probably going to be okay. I hope so anyway. Me and her don't get along, but I don't want her dead.
Anonymous Z-10 replied with this 8 months ago, 34 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#215,009
Meowth !RKehomzmKo (OP) replied with this 8 months ago, 3 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#215,043
@previous
It's a good offer saying that her girlfriend and I haven't even really been on speaking terms this past week. I'm unsure if I want a threesome right now though.
Anonymous Z-10 replied with this 8 months ago, 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#215,062
Meowth !RKehomzmKo (OP) replied with this 8 months ago, 4 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#216,099
@previous
San Diego at the moment. I come go back and forth from living down here with my parents to living in the central valley with my cousins.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 8 months ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#216,102
@previous
Fuck yeah. I've got people in National City (lol) and Encinatas. Also El Centro. I'm planning on moving to San Diego in the near future. We should hang out bud.
Meowth !RKehomzmKo (OP) replied with this 8 months ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#216,106
@previous
We should! I love National City. Filipino city haha. I don't know anyone in Encinatas I don't think, and I know for sure I know nobody in El Centro, but yeah. Shit's pretty chill. Too bad there's so many cops these days. Everywhere, not just in San Diego.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 8 months ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#216,108
@previous
Fuck yeah. I'll let you know when I get back to that part of the world. I fucking love San Diego man. It's the best.
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Meowth !RKehomzmKo (OP) replied with this 8 months ago, 6 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#216,112
@previous
Sick! I'd give you my number, but I don't even have a phone right now. So I'll attach my email instead.
!VoCaLoNunI replied with this 8 months ago, 18 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#216,114
What's happening?
Nothing, lol.
Triptych !LightPenis replied with this 8 months ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#216,116
Chick with emotional issues shoved my face into her tits then kissed me. I'd say it was pretty okay.
Anonymous Z-10 replied with this 8 months ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#216,117
Triptych !LightPenis replied with this 8 months ago, 4 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#216,132
@216,128 > chick named Sam used to date this guy named Kevin > she still wants him > he's dancing with some other chick > Sam starts crying > drags me to a corner > starts talking about how shitty her life is because a guy hasn't asked her to dance and starts crying > I stand there looking blank > tell her to deal with it, only a little nicer > her friends come over, go all d'awww and hug her > she stops crying, goes away > repeat several times > drags me over to some other corner
in some order: > shoves my face in her tits > hugs me > grabs my hand > starts dancing with me > kisses me > I mean nothing to her > pretty fucking good
Meowth !RKehomzmKo (OP) replied with this 8 months ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#216,134
@previous > tonight > be all fidgety > lesbian is all fidgety > try not to do anything > go to ihop > still trying to resist > finish food > get cigarettes to calm down > still both of us can't > go to my house > go to bed as always > shit happened > fuckin amazing
Triptych !LightPenis replied with this 8 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#216,136
@previous
:') Sounds like things are good for you.
Meowth !RKehomzmKo (OP) replied with this 8 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#216,137
Triptych !LightPenis replied with this 8 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#221,015
@previous
My mom got me to dye my hair blue again because she didn't like how it looked faded out. So now my hair's a less half-assed blue. But the bathroom is too. :D
Anonymous Z-14 replied with this 8 months ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#221,017
Meowth !RKehomzmKo (OP) replied with this 7 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#224,496
@previous
Fuck yeah! After typing that I went back to her house so we can smoke. Shit's funny as fuck and she likes it. She's definitely on the third plateau. That's my shit right there. I go on fourth sometimes, but meh. She was sayin' shit that I would be sayin'. It's funny to see it through a different perspective.
Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 3 months ago, 4 months later, 5 months after the original post[^][v]#286,667
Currently: necrobumping old threads.
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 3 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^][v]#286,670
@224,481
God damnit, why couldn't I make up my mind!
Anorak !HFvB2cixM. replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 5 months after the original post[^][v]#286,671
What's happening?
Minecraft. Minecraft is happening. Nothing ever happens to me. ;-;
Anonymous Z-21 joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 15 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^][v]#286,674
What's happening?
I just took some LSD. I am now contemplating the meaning of existence. With Bertrand Russell. In space.
Ishikawa !Et8Dragonk joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 37 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^][v]#286,685
What's happening?
Getting Buffalo Chicken Pizza :d
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Anorak !HFvB2cixM. replied with this 3 months ago, 8 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^][v]#286,686