| Description | Web address | Date ? | Time left |
|---|---|---|---|
| Fake anon can legally buy alcohol in the U.S., but won't. | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jew | 2012-07-08 | 1 month |
| Halo 4! | http://www.halo4.com | 2012/11/04 | 5 months |
| wowaname is no longer underageb& | 2015-07-17 | 3.2 years | |
| A man is brutally sodomised by a duck | 2018-04-07 | 6 years | |
| 2021 Minichan Coup d'état | 2021-01-19 | 8.9 years | |
| An updated version of TinyBBS is released. | http://www.tinybbs.org/ | 2451-10-10 | 26.3 years |
| Green finds true love | 3000-01-01 | 26.3 years | |
| Sim reappears! | 2063-06-11 | 26.3 years | |
| OP stops being a faggot. | http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/1839/original/op_is_a_faggot.jpg? | 2083-06-21 | 26.3 years |
| h stops saying h | 9001-12-31 | 26.3 years | |
| cccuuunnttt stops being a cunt | 2384-05-26 | 26.3 years |
