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Upcoming events

Description Web address Date ? Time left
The milk is cheese 2018-03-27 1 week
A man is brutally sodomised by a duck 2018-04-07 2 weeks
Svet kills himself when the value of his flat falls to £275k 2018-04-23 1 month
Day 1 of 2018's Not Nut November 2018-11-01 7 months
1 year anniversary of 16bitch's blog, aka "the hottest topic on MC by far" - BDD http:// 2018-11-23 8 months
More events will be added. 2019-01-01 9 months
17bitch turns 18 2019-01-21 10 months
Your child asks, "Why didn't you invest in Eastern Poland?" 2020-05-03 2.2 years
A duck is brutally sodomised by a man. Again. 2020-05-23 2.2 years
2021 Minichan Coup d'état 2021-01-19 2.9 years
16bitch can finally purchase, possess, and consume alchoholic beverages 2022-01-21 3.9 years
A duck brutally sodomises a man within an inch of his life. Tears are shed. 2022-07-01 4.4 years
Cupcake's hand heals 2023-05-30 5.3 years
Frisbee doge is no longer a meme 2023-07-20 5.5 years
Green reappears 2023-10-09 5.7 years
A diplomat sees Bert's feet and world war 3 starts. Bert dodges the draft. 2027-04-30 9.3 years
Walter finally finds the feminine dick. 2035-05-15 17.6 years
Cathy tells Kook what made her feel like she hates her. 2037-09-11 19.9 years
An updated version of TinyBBS is released. 2451-10-10 20.3 years
Green finds true love 3000-01-01 20.3 years
Sim reappears! 2063-06-11 20.3 years
OP stops being a faggot. 2083-06-21 20.3 years
h stops saying h 9001-12-31 20.3 years
cccuuunnttt stops being a cunt 2384-05-26 20.3 years
100th anniversary of Syntax's invention of Syntax. http:// 2042-08-25 20.3 years
Years are properly sorted and time remaining is properly calculated. http:// 2112-12-21 20.3 years
Syntax dies in 30 years, on his birthday aged 102 2044-08-25 20.3 years
Aspergia is established, democracy is dismantled in the west, and a new wave of Juchesasang spreads the world over 2048-02-16 20.3 years
You miss elf practice. 9999-12-31 20.3 years