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Important: NO FUCKING TRAFFIC/ACTIVITY AT ALL. HOURS OF NO TOPICS CREATED AFTER THREE YEARS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? ALMOST NO FOLKS ONLINE, YET 99% OF THE TRAFFIC CONSISTS OF RETARD BOTS… WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! START GIVING A SHIT, YOU DUMB FUCKS. Mod 2 days
IT'S "AT", YOU FUCKTARD! An "AnT" IS A USER OF THE SITE! ? 2 days
The concept of "cheeseburger" is best communicated through the medium of dance, not mime. Please order your food appropriately. ? 2 days
AnT died in 2011. Get over it, dude. It's time to move on. ? 3 days
Important: Cleaned up yet another topic FULL of off-topic shit started by the first responder. What is unclear about "NEVER RESPOND TO TROLLS/OFF-TOPIC SHIT REPLIES"?! Complete fucking idiots. If a reply is off-topic, it WILL be deleted and the poster banned. Do NOT under any circumstance acknowledge its existence in ANY fucking way. I don't want to know how much off-topic shit is out there that I never spotted. Mod 4 days
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53 MINUTES AND NOT A SINGLE NEW BULLETIN. ? 5 days
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I work my ass off for you worthless fucks and this is how you repay me? This just shows that making an effort is pointless here.
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transchan ? 6 days
Lol, pick up some weights, menstrual doughboy. ? 6 days
Iceland Guy is currently the best poster here. Thanks. Admin 1 week
bump ? 1 week
If almonds don't have boobs, where does almond milk come from? ? 1 week
I've never hit a woman that is wearing clothes. ? 1 week
I, have, always, enjoyed, a, good, bulletin, etc, ? 1 week
Would you let 4 German bears in lederhosen all wound up from negotiating the greek debt repayments use you any which way they like? What if it happened while you were holidaying in Spain? ? 2 weeks
It's always 3am for someone on minichan ? 2 weeks
RE: Re re re ? 3 weeks
Shut up you FUCKING NERDS ? 3 weeks
An oven is called a cooker, but a microwave oven isn't called a microwaver. ? 3 weeks
Dishwashers are known as washers ? 3 weeks
Washing machines ARE known as washers. Thank you for listening to this urgent announcement. Mod 3 weeks
A clothes dryer is called a dryer but a washing machine isn't called a washer ? 3 weeks
Anon C update: Still a turkey ? 3 weeks
How many lightbulbs does it take to change people? ? 1 month
As long as everyone knows that I fuck dogs, my reputation is solid. Thanks. ? 1 month
serieus onvoldoende ? 1 month
I thought to become a prostate master listening to this song . Thank you. ? 1 month
VOTE Catherine for Forum Slut ? 1 month
Amaryqueen Societon of Mechanicanol Engibeers ? 1 month
There's a roach trapped under a cup in my bathroom. What do? ? 1 month
They also hope to engineer cheese based on the milk of the narwhal ? 1 month
Natural Himalayan pink rock salt is a marketing ploy, before it was called that, no one wanted to buy Pakistani salt from some dirty salt mine. ? 1 month
evidence is oppression and marginalization of the victim ? 1 month
That's why cancer patients go bald. Because they obsessively pluck themselves. ? 2 months
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1 WEEK AND NOT A SINGLE NEW BULLETIN. ? 2 months
My innards r in much better shape then most preteens here, however no doubt my face is melting off re amount of sun exposure.
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The Board no longer has a distinction of what a mod entails ? 2 months
Hello forajuden. What mitzvot have you done lately? ? 2 months
Honk. ? 2 months
1 FUCKING DAY AND STILL NOT A SINGLE NEW FUCKING BULLETIN. FUCKING IDIOTS. ? 2 months
when your mom kissed you goodnight, did you ever wonder if she just gave your dad a blow job? ? 2 months
22 HOURS AND NOT A SINGLE NEW BULLETIN. ? 2 months
we need to post more about BOFA, as it affects more people than you could possibly imagine ? 2 months
18 HOURS AND NOT A SINGLE NEW BULLETIN. ? 2 months
The use of the phrase "Suck-egg" for "a silly person" dates back to 1609 ? 2 months
One time my female friend mooned me. I blew my cool. ? 2 months
I'm sorry I called you fat, drunk, an utter coward, a pedophile, a jackass, and a hypocritical rat bastard. Can you forgive me? Thanks. ? 2 months
Minichan is for the refined Internae gentlemae who enjoys the more sublime nature of autism on the web. ? 3 months