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Official BBS of Tibet and Taiwan ? 2 days
ACT III SCENE II

(Gertrude's Bedchamber.)
(Enter HAMLET, to GERTRUDE.)

HAMLET: Oi! Slag!
GERTRUDE: Watch your fucking mouth, kid!
POLON: (From behind the curtain) Too right.
HAMLET: Who the fuck was that?
(He stabs POLONIUS through the arras.)
POLON: Fuck!
HAMLET: Fuck! I thought it was that other wanker.
(Exeunt.)
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If your're reading this your're fat. Thanks. ? 1 week
honk honk honk ? 1 week
An EXPLOSION of quality topics!! ? 1 week
Замечено, что жёны внимательнее всего слушают мужей тогда, когда они разговаривают с другой женщиной. ? 1 week
Free Tibet!? I'll take two. ? 2 weeks
Minichan: Your own personal Sex Tourist blog ? 2 weeks
Free Tibet! ? 2 weeks
This is an important Board-wide announcement, requiring your immediate attention: doot doot. That is all. Thank you. ? 2 weeks
when I was six years old, I dreamt a big spider jumped in my vagina... ? 2 weeks
Honk. ? 3 weeks
Does urban mean city dweller, or does it mean black people when white people say it? ? 3 weeks
You know that feeling when you get chills all over, and your face kinda tightens, and your insides seem to shift... wait, I may have to poop. ? 3 weeks
I'm not a font fan ? 1 month
Minichan now officially recognizes Palestine as a sovereign nation. Admin 1 month
Wade <3's becky ? 1 month
Important: NO FUCKING TRAFFIC/ACTIVITY AT ALL. HOURS OF NO TOPICS CREATED AFTER THREE YEARS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? ALMOST NO FOLKS ONLINE, YET 99% OF THE TRAFFIC CONSISTS OF RETARD BOTS… WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! START GIVING A SHIT, YOU DUMB FUCKS. Mod 1 month
IT'S "AT", YOU FUCKTARD! An "AnT" IS A USER OF THE SITE! ? 1 month
The concept of "cheeseburger" is best communicated through the medium of dance, not mime. Please order your food appropriately. ? 1 month
AnT died in 2011. Get over it, dude. It's time to move on. ? 1 month
Important: Cleaned up yet another topic FULL of off-topic shit started by the first responder. What is unclear about "NEVER RESPOND TO TROLLS/OFF-TOPIC SHIT REPLIES"?! Complete fucking idiots. If a reply is off-topic, it WILL be deleted and the poster banned. Do NOT under any circumstance acknowledge its existence in ANY fucking way. I don't want to know how much off-topic shit is out there that I never spotted. Mod 1 month
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53 MINUTES AND NOT A SINGLE NEW BULLETIN. ? 1 month
Important: > Last topics created 34 minutes, 4 hours and 9 hours ago.



I work my ass off for you worthless fucks and this is how you repay me? This just shows that making an effort is pointless here.
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transchan ? 1 month
Lol, pick up some weights, menstrual doughboy. ? 1 month
Iceland Guy is currently the best poster here. Thanks. Admin 1 month
bump ? 1 month
If almonds don't have boobs, where does almond milk come from? ? 1 month
I've never hit a woman that is wearing clothes. ? 1 month
I, have, always, enjoyed, a, good, bulletin, etc, ? 1 month
Would you let 4 German bears in lederhosen all wound up from negotiating the greek debt repayments use you any which way they like? What if it happened while you were holidaying in Spain? ? 1 month
It's always 3am for someone on minichan ? 1 month
RE: Re re re ? 2 months
Shut up you FUCKING NERDS ? 2 months
An oven is called a cooker, but a microwave oven isn't called a microwaver. ? 2 months
Dishwashers are known as washers ? 2 months
Washing machines ARE known as washers. Thank you for listening to this urgent announcement. Mod 2 months
A clothes dryer is called a dryer but a washing machine isn't called a washer ? 2 months
Anon C update: Still a turkey ? 2 months
How many lightbulbs does it take to change people? ? 2 months
As long as everyone knows that I fuck dogs, my reputation is solid. Thanks. ? 2 months
serieus onvoldoende ? 2 months
I thought to become a prostate master listening to this song . Thank you. ? 2 months
VOTE Catherine for Forum Slut ? 2 months
Amaryqueen Societon of Mechanicanol Engibeers ? 2 months
There's a roach trapped under a cup in my bathroom. What do? ? 2 months
They also hope to engineer cheese based on the milk of the narwhal ? 3 months
Natural Himalayan pink rock salt is a marketing ploy, before it was called that, no one wanted to buy Pakistani salt from some dirty salt mine. ? 3 months