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I'm turned by tickling, massaging, foot play, gentle wrestling and light bdsm. Also, talent. ? 20 hours
Daily reminder that Matt Miller supports ISIS ? 1 week
We became blood brothers because sharing unsterilized blood is a wonderful idea. ? 1 week
Sharks could injure you or even kill you but the people stalking you who also hate you, they will hurt you in ways that even suicide can't repair. So i guess i mean is that be careful. ? 2 weeks
I have helped multiple times with cold hard cash pay for make up for Kook - No recent requests but expect to get some soon ? 2 weeks
Hot Phat Dix Hot Phat Dix Holla Holla Hot Phat Dix ? 2 weeks
Is it weird to dress a body pillow up in a shirt and then stuff it with socks, underwear, whatever then lay beside it?
? 2 weeks
Нарисуй на стене флаг Украины. Через час ты не узнаешь свой подъезд. ? 3 weeks
It's been a long time since I've shaken hands, but I am extremely opposed to it. If the man hasn't washed his hands after using the loo, you are essentially shaking his penis too. ? 3 weeks
1. someone thinks of a phrase
2. no one laughs
3. someone thinks forcing it is funny
4. autistic anons spam the entire board with it
5. mods do nothing

rinse and repeat
? 3 weeks
Spread the FUCKING word you UNGRATEFUL FUCKING TWATS. Thank you. Admin 4 weeks
Others are only jealous of successful people worthy of jealousy. Rejoice in your green eyed stalkers ? 1 month
Mods pls ban @OP and r04r for spamming. ? 1 month
v du arg? ? 1 month
Welcome back, Matt! ? 1 month
Shut up faggots. Admin 1 month
"I felt like a total shitbag when it dawned on me what I had done"

~ Matthew Miller
? 1 month
Good news: We've invented perpetual motion. Bad news: the perpetual motion machine is only capable of producing autism. ? 1 month
Then she started eating her own underwear, and I wasn't into it at all. Apologies to folks who are into that, but it's not my thing. ? 1 month
The dog is too small to compromise the batter shell of the wing but unwilling to give up ? 1 month
It's only natural to be a little bit racist. :^) ? 1 month
If you flip the packets 90 degrees they can create a Möbius loop causing the hackers to enter a self inflicted death spiral. ? 2 months
ᵗʸᵖᶦᶰᵍ ᶫᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ᶰᵒʷ ᵐᵃᶰᵈᵃᵗᵒʳʸ ᵒᶰ ᵀʰᵉ ᴮᵒᵃʳᵈ ? 2 months
Ni una sola encuesta presentada por 11 horas ... todos los últimos votos en las últimas encuestas son al menos horas de vida, horas o días más ... muchos ni siquiera pueden recordar la última vez que se presentó un evento ... ¿Por qué coño qué sigues estando muertos ?! ¿POR QUÉ USTED NUNCA difusión de la palabra MIERDA O USANDO LA JUNTA CORRECTAMENTE ?! ¿POR QUÉ EL INFIERNO ES MIERDA NADIE VINCULACIÓN A LA MEJOR FORO SOBRE TODA LA INTERNET-ESPAÑOL HABLA ?! ? 2 months
ᴵᴰᴱᴼᴸᴼᴳᴵᶜᴬᴸᴸʸ ᴿᴱᴴᴬᴮᴵᴸᴵᵀᴬᵀᴱ ʸᴼᵁᴿ ᴸᴼᶜᴬᴸ ᴺᴬᶻᴵˢ ? 2 months
Not a single poll submitted for 11 hours… all the last votes on the latest polls are at least hours old, most many hours or days… can't even remember the last time an event was submitted… WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP BEING DEAD?! WHY ARE YOU NEVER SPREADING THE FUCKING WORD OR USING THE BOARD PROPERLY?! WHY THE HELL IS NOBODY FUCKING LINKING TO THE BEST FORUM ON THE ENTIRE ENGLISH-SPEAKING INTERNET?! Mod 2 months
V I'm sure it does, McWalter. ? 2 months
This menu brings a smile to my face.
? 2 months
"Dammit I'm mad" is "Dammit I'm mad" spelled backwards. ? 2 months
Postmortem stroked his penis cos he was meth. ? 2 months
Is becky a poetic and caring land mermaid? I think so yes. ? 2 months
There are way drink lemon juice pure and eat peanut butter. I help i have only have someone in me twice but i love my dildo and for a year i did not no but it help and also tighten your but every 30 min. ? 2 months
I'll just dismiss it as a media construct... ? 2 months
You are now breathing manually. ? 2 months
When passion's a prison, you can't break free. ? 3 months
Captain Kangaroo died eleven years ago today. RIP ? 3 months
Now now. There's no use crying over spilt Tesco Everyday Value Dried Skimmed Milk Powder. ? 3 months
I am billing a client for the time I am ritting this RANT - ? 3 months
Yᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ʀᴇᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ-ʀᴀᴄɪꜱᴛ ᴍᴜᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴀʀᴇ ᴄʀᴏqᴜᴇᴛᴛᴇ ᴍᴀyᴏɴɴᴀɪꜱᴇ ? 3 months
you are essentially a non-functioning manchild. ? 3 months
ᵗʸᵖᶦᶰᵍ ᶫᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ᶰᵒʷ ᵐᵃᶰᵈᵃᵗᵒʳʸ ᵒᶰ ᵀʰᵉ ᴮᵒᵃʳᵈ Mod 3 months
I double checked this with a reply to my boner caught in train topic but kept doing edits out in my reply to leave no trace of my testing cept the final corrected yellow text ? 3 months
what's a bulletin? ? 3 months
Walter, Walter... what hast thou donst? ? 3 months
Water, water... what hast thou donst? ? 3 months
any hole is a goal ? 3 months
I just want you to be honest with me :'( ? 3 months
Happy new year! From 2015. ? 3 months
Careful... ? 3 months
No, just eat cookies and continue lucking the shirt bus windows
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