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Please disable your Adblocker so we can serve you drive-by malware ? 7 hours
fyi: using selective gaussian blur with a blur radius of 5 and a max delta of 15 is a good way to remove jpeg artifacts from images with low- to moderate compression levels without sacrificing clarity ? 2 days
I may have been exaggerating to make a joke on the internet. ? 1 week
So the snake inspired the horse to commit a deviant crime. That is how the horse became a freak. ? 1 week
Have you ever seen a man sexually excite a male cat? What gender did you inhabit while you watched it? ? 2 weeks
Fuzzy random programming with equilibrium chance constraints. ? 2 weeks
Swordfish have no eyelids ? 2 weeks
 
 
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Is this supposed to be an intelligent response? ? 3 weeks
Critics perceive highly attractive actresses to be less competent professionally than their peers. ? 3 weeks
Hitler Ate My Neighbors ? 3 weeks
Grandmother Firefighter Kills Anyone Who Masturbates. ? 3 weeks
Tinychan died because those stupid fucks didn't spread the word. SPREAD THE WORD YOU STUPID FUCKS! SPREAD THE FUCKING WORD AND POST MORE THREADS YOU WORTHLESS FUCKTARDS! ? 3 weeks
2 DAYS AND NOT A SINGLE NEW BULLETIN. ? 4 weeks
I always eat and drink just the right amount. I haven't shit or pissed in 3 years. ? 1 month
If Hillary is elected, it might be the first time in history that two presidents have had sex with each other. ? 1 month
Don't bother trying to understand women. Women understand women, and they fucking hate each other. ? 1 month
grrrrrrrr do NOT click on that link and expect results. Its r04r coding issue - to make it work copypasta the link in browser and add at end of url two 10 myle dashes across ocean a blue. ? 1 month
I told him its a huge turnoff to me and he says he doesnt care because hes not farting to turn me on. ? 1 month
I think it's a reference to gay sex. ? 1 month
This proves that money makes everything better. ? 1 month
Honk. Honk. Honk. Honk. ? 1 month
One only goes to court for one thing, money. That's all you'll ever get as that's all the court can ever award; whatever bad thing happened on the underlying incident can never be fixed. ? 1 month
You'll eat around a bruise on fruit because that's gross, but you'll tongue a girls asshole. ? 1 month
If you really want to rob people, don't work at a bank - start your own. ? 1 month
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough. ? 1 month
Isn't it strange that we have a little voice in our heads? Like the one that you used to read this. ? 1 month
Of course even the abandoned houses in the UK have a degree of class to them! ? 1 month
Disgusting charlatans. Jesus Christ didn't require a private jet to commune with God. ? 1 month
If you can't be a good example, be a valid warning. ? 1 month
everyone was gone yet we remained in a hateful discussion ? 2 months
If Jesus turned the dishes into wine, he'd have more supporters. ? 2 months
hårė kršńä ? 22 hours
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Jesus does the dishes. ? 2 months
бдсм порно ? 2 months
I was going to do the dishes, but then I thought: "Is this going to end racism?" ? 2 months
In the 90's if you talked to people on the internet everyone thought you had no friends. Now not talking to people on the internet makes everyone think you have no friends. ? 2 months
obama promised mad reform up in this bitch ? 2 months
I'm like a binge eater and shitposting is food ? 2 months
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The dentists friendly neighborhood Molar Bear fights against enamel cruelty. ? 2 months
Lets start using 60 character alphanumeric passcodes on phones. ? 2 months
hårė kršńä ? 22 hours
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the dicks on chicks with dicks are different than the dicks on dudes ? 2 months
Anne Frank/r04r puts a hand on my leg and gives me a look that says: These are our dying moments. Let's do something special!. I bar the door. We climb upon each other in a passionate embrace. I can feel her hands running all over my body, as if looking for safety. We fall back on the bed. Hands search frantically while zippers and buttons are undone in frenzied haste. For one final moment, we'll be together at last.

Suddenly, the door bursts open! Nazi soldiers come in firing wildly!
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You won't get what you deserve if you sit back and wait. But if you sit back and wait, you'll get what you deserve. ? 2 months
A small child recently lost his hand when his father left two # 31 supermagnets unattended. The child picked one up and when he approached the other magnet on a nearby table, it became airborne and obliterated his small hand. ? 2 months
One time i found out my buddy's sister was a lesbian cause as it turns out it was her instead of him at the computer and she was looking up girl on girl fisting videos. ? 2 months
Minecraft Update, day 46:
I just accidentally drowned everyones pets in an effort to make an underground drinking lake for their 'safe' pasture. I forsee tantrums ahead.
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We tend to use diseases and such as swears, or tell people to lick (not kiss) our asses. ? 3 months