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An oven is called a cooker, but a microwave oven isn't called a microwaver. ? 1 day
Dishwashers are known as washers ? 1 day
Washing machines ARE known as washers. Thank you for listening to this urgent announcement. Mod 2 days
A clothes dryer is called a dryer but a washing machine isn't called a washer ? 3 days
Anon C update: Still a turkey ? 4 days
How many lightbulbs does it take to change people? ? 1 week
As long as everyone knows that I fuck dogs, my reputation is solid. Thanks. ? 1 week
serieus onvoldoende ? 1 week
I thought to become a prostate master listening to this song . Thank you. ? 1 week
VOTE Catherine for Forum Slut ? 1 week
Amaryqueen Societon of Mechanicanol Engibeers ? 2 weeks
There's a roach trapped under a cup in my bathroom. What do? ? 3 weeks
They also hope to engineer cheese based on the milk of the narwhal ? 4 weeks
Natural Himalayan pink rock salt is a marketing ploy, before it was called that, no one wanted to buy Pakistani salt from some dirty salt mine. ? 4 weeks
evidence is oppression and marginalization of the victim ? 1 month
That's why cancer patients go bald. Because they obsessively pluck themselves. ? 1 month
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1 WEEK AND NOT A SINGLE NEW BULLETIN. ? 1 month
My innards r in much better shape then most preteens here, however no doubt my face is melting off re amount of sun exposure.
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The Board no longer has a distinction of what a mod entails ? 1 month
Hello forajuden. What mitzvot have you done lately? ? 1 month
Honk. ? 1 month
1 FUCKING DAY AND STILL NOT A SINGLE NEW FUCKING BULLETIN. FUCKING IDIOTS. ? 1 month
when your mom kissed you goodnight, did you ever wonder if she just gave your dad a blow job? ? 1 month
22 HOURS AND NOT A SINGLE NEW BULLETIN. ? 1 month
we need to post more about BOFA, as it affects more people than you could possibly imagine ? 1 month
18 HOURS AND NOT A SINGLE NEW BULLETIN. ? 1 month
The use of the phrase "Suck-egg" for "a silly person" dates back to 1609 ? 1 month
One time my female friend mooned me. I blew my cool. ? 1 month
I'm sorry I called you fat, drunk, an utter coward, a pedophile, a jackass, and a hypocritical rat bastard. Can you forgive me? Thanks. ? 1 month
Minichan is for the refined Internae gentlemae who enjoys the more sublime nature of autism on the web. ? 2 months
I'd sooner eat dick cheese. ? 2 months
I'm turned by tickling, massaging, foot play, gentle wrestling and light bdsm. Also, talent. ? 2 months
Daily reminder that Matt Miller supports ISIS ? 2 months
We became blood brothers because sharing unsterilized blood is a wonderful idea. ? 2 months
Sharks could injure you or even kill you but the people stalking you who also hate you, they will hurt you in ways that even suicide can't repair. So i guess i mean is that be careful. ? 2 months
I have helped multiple times with cold hard cash pay for make up for Kook - No recent requests but expect to get some soon ? 2 months
Hot Phat Dix Hot Phat Dix Holla Holla Hot Phat Dix ? 2 months
Is it weird to dress a body pillow up in a shirt and then stuff it with socks, underwear, whatever then lay beside it?
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Нарисуй на стене флаг Украины. Через час ты не узнаешь свой подъезд. ? 3 months
It's been a long time since I've shaken hands, but I am extremely opposed to it. If the man hasn't washed his hands after using the loo, you are essentially shaking his penis too. ? 3 months
1. someone thinks of a phrase
2. no one laughs
3. someone thinks forcing it is funny
4. autistic anons spam the entire board with it
5. mods do nothing

rinse and repeat
? 3 months
Spread the FUCKING word you UNGRATEFUL FUCKING TWATS. Thank you. Admin 3 months
Others are only jealous of successful people worthy of jealousy. Rejoice in your green eyed stalkers ? 3 months
Mods pls ban @OP and r04r for spamming. ? 3 months
v du arg? ? 3 months
Welcome back, Matt! ? 3 months
Shut up faggots. Admin 3 months
"I felt like a total shitbag when it dawned on me what I had done"

~ Matthew Miller
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Good news: We've invented perpetual motion. Bad news: the perpetual motion machine is only capable of producing autism. ? 4 months