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That's why cancer patients go bald. Because they obsessively pluck themselves. ? 7 hours
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1 WEEK AND NOT A SINGLE NEW BULLETIN. ? 1 day
My innards r in much better shape then most preteens here, however no doubt my face is melting off re amount of sun exposure.
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The Board no longer has a distinction of what a mod entails ? 1 week
Hello forajuden. What mitzvot have you done lately? ? 1 week
Honk. ? 1 week
1 FUCKING DAY AND STILL NOT A SINGLE NEW FUCKING BULLETIN. FUCKING IDIOTS. ? 1 week
when your mom kissed you goodnight, did you ever wonder if she just gave your dad a blow job? ? 1 week
22 HOURS AND NOT A SINGLE NEW BULLETIN. ? 2 weeks
we need to post more about BOFA, as it affects more people than you could possibly imagine ? 2 weeks
18 HOURS AND NOT A SINGLE NEW BULLETIN. ? 2 weeks
The use of the phrase "Suck-egg" for "a silly person" dates back to 1609 ? 2 weeks
One time my female friend mooned me. I blew my cool. ? 2 weeks
I'm sorry I called you fat, drunk, an utter coward, a pedophile, a jackass, and a hypocritical rat bastard. Can you forgive me? Thanks. ? 3 weeks
Minichan is for the refined Internae gentlemae who enjoys the more sublime nature of autism on the web. ? 4 weeks
I'd sooner eat dick cheese. ? 1 month
I'm turned by tickling, massaging, foot play, gentle wrestling and light bdsm. Also, talent. ? 1 month
Daily reminder that Matt Miller supports ISIS ? 1 month
We became blood brothers because sharing unsterilized blood is a wonderful idea. ? 1 month
Sharks could injure you or even kill you but the people stalking you who also hate you, they will hurt you in ways that even suicide can't repair. So i guess i mean is that be careful. ? 1 month
I have helped multiple times with cold hard cash pay for make up for Kook - No recent requests but expect to get some soon ? 1 month
Hot Phat Dix Hot Phat Dix Holla Holla Hot Phat Dix ? 1 month
Is it weird to dress a body pillow up in a shirt and then stuff it with socks, underwear, whatever then lay beside it?
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Нарисуй на стене флаг Украины. Через час ты не узнаешь свой подъезд. ? 2 months
It's been a long time since I've shaken hands, but I am extremely opposed to it. If the man hasn't washed his hands after using the loo, you are essentially shaking his penis too. ? 2 months
1. someone thinks of a phrase
2. no one laughs
3. someone thinks forcing it is funny
4. autistic anons spam the entire board with it
5. mods do nothing

rinse and repeat
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Spread the FUCKING word you UNGRATEFUL FUCKING TWATS. Thank you. Admin 2 months
Others are only jealous of successful people worthy of jealousy. Rejoice in your green eyed stalkers ? 2 months
Mods pls ban @OP and r04r for spamming. ? 2 months
v du arg? ? 2 months
Welcome back, Matt! ? 2 months
Shut up faggots. Admin 2 months
"I felt like a total shitbag when it dawned on me what I had done"

~ Matthew Miller
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Good news: We've invented perpetual motion. Bad news: the perpetual motion machine is only capable of producing autism. ? 2 months
Then she started eating her own underwear, and I wasn't into it at all. Apologies to folks who are into that, but it's not my thing. ? 2 months
The dog is too small to compromise the batter shell of the wing but unwilling to give up ? 2 months
It's only natural to be a little bit racist. :^) ? 3 months
If you flip the packets 90 degrees they can create a Möbius loop causing the hackers to enter a self inflicted death spiral. ? 3 months
ᵗʸᵖᶦᶰᵍ ᶫᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ᶰᵒʷ ᵐᵃᶰᵈᵃᵗᵒʳʸ ᵒᶰ ᵀʰᵉ ᴮᵒᵃʳᵈ ? 3 months
Ni una sola encuesta presentada por 11 horas ... todos los últimos votos en las últimas encuestas son al menos horas de vida, horas o días más ... muchos ni siquiera pueden recordar la última vez que se presentó un evento ... ¿Por qué coño qué sigues estando muertos ?! ¿POR QUÉ USTED NUNCA difusión de la palabra MIERDA O USANDO LA JUNTA CORRECTAMENTE ?! ¿POR QUÉ EL INFIERNO ES MIERDA NADIE VINCULACIÓN A LA MEJOR FORO SOBRE TODA LA INTERNET-ESPAÑOL HABLA ?! ? 3 months
ᴵᴰᴱᴼᴸᴼᴳᴵᶜᴬᴸᴸʸ ᴿᴱᴴᴬᴮᴵᴸᴵᵀᴬᵀᴱ ʸᴼᵁᴿ ᴸᴼᶜᴬᴸ ᴺᴬᶻᴵˢ ? 3 months
Not a single poll submitted for 11 hours… all the last votes on the latest polls are at least hours old, most many hours or days… can't even remember the last time an event was submitted… WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP BEING DEAD?! WHY ARE YOU NEVER SPREADING THE FUCKING WORD OR USING THE BOARD PROPERLY?! WHY THE HELL IS NOBODY FUCKING LINKING TO THE BEST FORUM ON THE ENTIRE ENGLISH-SPEAKING INTERNET?! Mod 3 months
V I'm sure it does, McWalter. ? 3 months
This menu brings a smile to my face. http://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en/food/full_menu/full_menu_explorer.html
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"Dammit I'm mad" is "Dammit I'm mad" spelled backwards. ? 3 months
Postmortem stroked his penis cos he was meth. ? 3 months
Is becky a poetic and caring land mermaid? I think so yes. ? 3 months
There are way drink lemon juice pure and eat peanut butter. I help i have only have someone in me twice but i love my dildo and for a year i did not no but it help and also tighten your but every 30 min. ? 3 months
I'll just dismiss it as a media construct... ? 3 months